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Old 03-29-2011, 02:34 PM   #11051
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A little dated, but still funny...
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Old 03-29-2011, 07:30 PM   #11052
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Hmm, I never pictured Izulde as a blonde, honestly.
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Old 03-29-2011, 08:15 PM   #11053
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Everytime I click on this thread, I have to visit her.
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:32 PM   #11054
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:35 PM   #11055
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:35 PM   #11056
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:40 PM   #11057
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Who's that!!
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:20 AM   #11058
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Old 03-30-2011, 01:44 AM   #11059
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Don't show that to Michael Douglas.
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:59 AM   #11060
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Don't show that to Michael Douglas.

Took me a second.

I've never had a whooper or taco look THAT bad.
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Old 03-30-2011, 10:25 AM   #11061
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Kinda trippy...
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:43 PM   #11062
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Damn, that is trippy.
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:25 PM   #11063
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I don't get why it is trippy.
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:00 PM   #11064
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I don't get why it is trippy.

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Old 03-31-2011, 02:12 AM   #11065
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:42 AM   #11066
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I like how in the badass misspellings, they misspelled led zeppelin.
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:51 AM   #11067
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err, isn't Pantera frpm Texas?
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:59 AM   #11068
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I think they are talking about the name, because otherwise you are right.
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:14 AM   #11069
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:19 AM   #11070
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I'm surprised they didn't find a category for Torso Fuck.
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:58 AM   #11071
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Awesome.
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:14 PM   #11072
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:55 PM   #11073
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Oh my.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:01 PM   #11074
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I don't think I'd stop even if I found a dick.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:15 PM   #11075
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Who's that!!

My guess...Jesse Jane.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:28 PM   #11076
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:18 PM   #11077
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Thats fucking awesome.


Too bad such women do not exist.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:26 AM   #11078
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Old 04-01-2011, 10:14 AM   #11079
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I don't care for soccer at all, but that is a sweet pic.
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Old 04-01-2011, 10:47 AM   #11080
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Awesome.

I can't figure out why they would put a 612 latch on a rift cut maple door with a 626 mortise lockset. Seems bizarre to me....
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Old 04-01-2011, 10:57 AM   #11081
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Any guesses (without cheating)?



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Old 04-01-2011, 11:03 AM   #11082
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First guess is Diane Lane.
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:12 AM   #11083
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Looks like Diane Lane, but I doubt she was born in the 40's
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:21 AM   #11084
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First one...Martha Stewart?
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:24 AM   #11085
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The eyes in that bottom shot say Martha Stewart....and the copy clicks.
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #11086
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Yep - both of them.
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:55 AM   #11087
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Wow...is it just me or do both the photos look quite different? I really didn't think they were the same woman.
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:07 PM   #11088
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Here's another one:




I didn't post this one because it was too obvious:

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Old 04-01-2011, 01:05 PM   #11089
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Barbara Walters?
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:06 PM   #11090
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They are all Martha Stewart.
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:08 PM   #11091
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lol...I thought the top one was new one to guess...again, she doesn't look like the other pics...LOL...to me, at least!!!
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:33 PM   #11092
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:57 PM   #11093
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:21 PM   #11094
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:59 PM   #11095
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:29 PM   #11096
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if i was the other team id start throwing punches immediately
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:15 AM   #11097
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This is my favorite one of these family portrait macros. Makes me laugh every time.
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:12 PM   #11098
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:41 AM   #11099
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:23 PM   #11100
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