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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Not a specific post here, but a general category of posts. I have facebook friends on the left and the right. And they will post something making fun on the other guys. And tag it with something like "I don't care what side you are on politically, this is JUST TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST"
First, a rehash of a common meme is, almost without exception, not too funny not to post. Even if someone was able to make it about Obama or Romney. Second, political jokes are almost always funny to the people on the side of the joke, and almost never funny to the other side. |
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#1002 |
hates iowa
Join Date: Oct 2010
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A friend just described her boyfriend as her "night and shining armor".
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#1003 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Well, for all intensive purposes, he is.
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#1004 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Parish the ought he isn't.
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#1005 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Now and days people do not know the proper expressions.
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#1006 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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I do not know the poster in this case, this is one of those "so-and-so has commented on a wall post", a friend is responding to someone else.
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The idea that an adult typed that blows my mind
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#1007 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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I know, you would think typing would have been too difficult for them.
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#1008 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Mar 2012
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This one is pretty bad "Mom said my bf has to move out cuz she thinks he is a gangster when he is not we r going to go get a police report saying what all he has done and if he is in a gang I need advise what do I do I don't want him moving out.:'(:'("
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#1009 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Maybe it was a frame for pitchers. Or maybe it was a picture of a pitcher that they put in the frame...
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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#1010 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I dunno, my latest one -- a shot at Clinton -- came from a lefty.
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#1011 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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I never realized this was an option. Let's form a band, create an annoying, yet catchy jingle, and start freepolicebackgroundcheck.com
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#1012 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Did it involve a binder full of women? SI
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#1013 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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#1014 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Just seemed like a Clinton joke waiting to happen
SI
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#1015 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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![]() Of course, I got this from a FB post, with the caption: "I'm not trying to say anything political by sharing this, but I had to laugh."
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#1016 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
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#1017 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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I'm being overrun by posts like this:
I support candidate X. If you support candidate Y here's how you will destroy my life.
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#1018 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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#1019 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Do you reply "Mission accomplished!" ?
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#1020 | |
Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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Not sure what he's trying to accomplish by posting on FB, but more power to him...
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#1021 |
Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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Oh...and fwiw, I do not know and have never heard of Driskell Lang before this post, but I can confirm that, living in Atlanta in the 90s, well before Facebook, a rumor did reach my ears that the guy who posted this was gay, so in fairness to him, I guess, *someone* did start that rumor.
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#1022 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Man, being in a fraternity must be very difficult.
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#1023 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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My hunch was that he didn't exist, but a lot of info can be found about him on the google. |
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#1024 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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It's the horribly photoshopped Clinton expression and the all too recognizable Obama expression that makes it for me SI
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#1025 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Hells nawh. I miss it.
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#1026 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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#1027 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Just when you think you're out ...
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#1028 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: An Oregonian deep in the heart of Texas.
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Everything that guy says may be true, but the fact remains that Driskell “Mo” Lang is one of the most kick-ass names I’ve ever heard. So you lose Omega Man.
And I bet ol’ Marvin Broadwater, Sr. was having a good chuckle reading this until he got to the end. |
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#1029 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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What does is mean to take something to "THE GREEN!"?
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#1030 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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#1031 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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he's gay
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#1032 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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#1033 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Active live is completely different from alumni status.
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#1034 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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#1035 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Better than human, I guess
SI
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#1036 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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The part I don't understand is the 'instant' hatred of another fraternity just because they have a different set of random greek letters than what some other fraternity has, that makes them want to bash each others heads in. It's like individual pockets of Lord of the Flies, but with trying to get laid and drunk all the time. The part I do understand is the alumni status, where networking can be very valuable.
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#1037 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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That's just very typical "us vs. them" human nature.
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#1038 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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#1039 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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True. Just seems to be stepped up a few notches though for colleges and fraternities.
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#1040 | |
Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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![]() Oh, and also fwiw, I accepted the rumor as truth at the time I heard it because, well, let's just say it wasn't exactly the most shocking information I'd heard that day.
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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This character probably deserved his own dynasty thread. Not sure why I haven't used this thread to post his stuff. He's a former Tucker player (backup...not sure I've ever mentioned his name on here.) His status updates are regularly some of the most bizarre and misogynistic things I've ever seen.
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Other recent gems: "Might just throw a party...in dat pussy" "Ion wanna white broad unless ha ass fat" {I take it 'Ion' in this context means "I don't."} "24 years old and im about to be father of two....i hope its a boy...cuz if its a girl...she goin up for adoption" "Girl yo nipples look like scabs" "its alot of lil niggas out here claimin to do big things....Livin life on these social sites LMAO...Take my advice kill ya self"
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#1042 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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#1043 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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What about Quote of th-- right, never mind ![]() SI
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#1044 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I hope I can somehow figure out a way to use this in conversation at some point in my life.
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#1045 |
n00b
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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From the files of "you have got to be fucking kidding me."---
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#1047 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Ah, the "chemtrails" crowd. To be a part of that crowd requires a special extra dose of stupid above your average conspiracy theorist crowd.
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#1048 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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#1049 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Tonight, I should just copy and paste my entire newsfeed. Good God, this election brings out the worst in people
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#1050 | |
n00b
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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+1. I swear, this one was exceptionally bad. This lovely snippet was from a 47(?) year old investment banker that has been a friend of the family for several years. "IGNORANCE WOW? It not MY fault and Im NOT ignorent youre just dumb take care Im done with you I really thought we agreed on a LOT but apparently I was wrong take care and good luck YES THATS HOW STRONGLY I FEEL ABOUT THIS sorry" Yes, he's 47. |
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