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[Suicane75]

He's got a headache.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by DougW

Just give her some. Why not ?

It's Kirstie Alley

[cartman]

Speaking of comets:

New comet might blaze brighter than the full Moon

[Schmidty]

Fresh from the Oort Cloud. Just like I like it.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by cartman

Speaking of comets:

New comet might blaze brighter than the full Moon

Cool!

Should we be somewhat concerned about NEOs when we just discovered an object that will pretty much be on top of us in about a year?

SI

[stevew]

Apparently the Niners are on campus but it's all locked down tight.

[Sun Tzu]

Originally Posted by stevew

Apparently the Niners are on campus but it's all locked down tight.

I assume you're talking about Ohio?

[Dutch]

How to Karate Chop: 9 steps (with pictures) - wikiHow

[Sun Tzu]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I have average size hands but wide fingers and I love having a large phone. It is harder to operate the screen when it is smaller. Also pics please.

Meg Steedle is her name, and she's definitely worth a google image search.

[korme]

Originally Posted by DougW

Just give her some. Why not ?

Because I see where this troubling path is leading. She's slowly becoming into me. And I don't want that

[Autumn]

Right, you want to be into her, amirite?

[Simbo Klice]

Originally Posted by stevew

Apparently the Niners are on campus but it's all locked down tight.

I almost wrecked into one of them Sunday night... I know it was a 49er because I thought he was following me into my job to fight me, but it turns out he was there for other purposes. Pretty glad too, do not think I would have won the fight.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Meg Steedle is her name, and she's definitely worth a google image search.

My wife, while watching last week's episode, "She's not all that cute, I don't know why Nucky's into her."

Me: "Definitely not, I agree completely."

Of course, my internal dialogue was entirely different, but you never say ANYTHING positive about another woman's looks when your wife is pregnant. Or ever, actually.

[britrock88]

Originally Posted by korme

Because I see where this troubling path is leading. She's slowly becoming into me. And I don't want that

You reap what you sow.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I assume you're talking about Ohio?

yeah. I believe we're their official "home away from home" on the east coast. One of the buildings is named after Eddie Sr.

[Sun Tzu]

I remember reading that the Debartalo family owns half of that state, and there are a massive number of 49ers fans there because of it.

[Sun Tzu]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

My wife, while watching last week's episode, "She's not all that cute, I don't know why Nucky's into her."

Me: "Definitely not, I agree completely."

Of course, my internal dialogue was entirely different, but you never say ANYTHING positive about another woman's looks when your wife is pregnant. Or ever, actually.

I agree with the "while pregnant" part, but thankfully I married a woman who quite often compliments how hot another woman looks before I do.

win

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Simbo Klice

I almost wrecked into one of them Sunday night...

Wrecked 'em? Damned near killed 'em you mean.

[Easy Mac]

Seriously, Zalsa Mister of (864) 220-2568, please have your children stop calling my phone. I don't know what this is about, but this is 8 calls in 13 minutes. This has gone beyond ridiculous.

And yes, I will feel bad when I inevitably find out there's an amber alert about this person in 5 hours.

[stevew]

I'm not sure what's worse. The pain of this growth(assuming it's some sort of abcess or boil) or the smell of the cream that I put on it to ease the pressure. It's like some kind of black stuff that looks like shit mixed with diesel oil.

[Julio Riddols]

Note to self: don't sit on untreated wood then slide your ass sideways against the grain to get a better look at something.

[Autumn]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Note to self: don't sit on untreated wood then slide your ass sideways against the grain to get a better look at something.

How'd she look though? Pretty nice?

[Julio Riddols]

Originally Posted by Autumn

How'd she look though? Pretty nice?

Not bad for a praying mantis. I'd Macro her.

[Suicane75]

Nigella Lawson has lost a lot of weight and........I don't think I like it. Not sure I've felt like that before.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I was on a boat cruise this past weekend. Was talking to a guy who is 60-something & a bit odd, but seemed nice. I turn to talk to someone else I knew & when I turn back this guy has his camera out & is taking a picture of me. He seemed kinda embarassed that I turned & saw him doing this, but I thought that he might just be taking candid shots.

I looked up twice more during the cruise (and afterward while I'm still on the boat & he's on shore) and he had the camera pointing right at me, then acts weird when I notice him with the camera on me like he wasn't just taking a random shot.

Other than those three times I never saw him taking a pic.

I felt... awkward. Like I was violated.

[spleen1015]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I was on a boat cruise this past weekend. Was talking to a guy who is 60-something & a bit odd, but seemed nice. I turn to talk to someone else I knew & when I turn back this guy has his camera out & is taking a picture of me. He seemed kinda embarassed that I turned & saw him doing this, but I thought that he might just be taking candid shots.

I looked up twice more during the cruise (and afterward while I'm still on the boat & he's on shore) and he had the camera pointing right at me, then acts weird when I notice him with the camera on me like he wasn't just taking a random shot.

Other than those three times I never saw him taking a pic.

I felt... awkward. Like I was violated.

He's rubbed a few out while looking at those pics.

[Critch]

Originally Posted by spleen1015

He's rubbed a few out while looking at those pics.

Probably used photoshop to put his head onto naked bodies first.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by Critch

Probably used photoshop to put his head onto naked bodies first.

Better photoshop than a chainsaw.

[DougW]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I was on a boat cruise this past weekend. Was talking to a guy who is 60-something & a bit odd, but seemed nice. I turn to talk to someone else I knew & when I turn back this guy has his camera out & is taking a picture of me. He seemed kinda embarassed that I turned & saw him doing this, but I thought that he might just be taking candid shots.

I looked up twice more during the cruise (and afterward while I'm still on the boat & he's on shore) and he had the camera pointing right at me, then acts weird when I notice him with the camera on me like he wasn't just taking a random shot.

Other than those three times I never saw him taking a pic.

I felt... awkward. Like I was violated.

You've been told not to wear your tin foil hat in public.

[stevew]

the one freaking day i need to do banking shit, some asshole basement dweller douchebag "freedom fighters" decide to take down my bank's online site with a DOS attack. What a bag of cunts.

http://www.equities.com/news/headlin...11&cat=finance

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by stevew

the one freaking day i need to do banking shit, some asshole basement dweller douchebag "freedom fighters" decide to take down my bank's online site with a DOS attack. What a bag of cunts.

http://www.equities.com/news/headlin...11&cat=finance

You know, when I was a kid, online banks had physical buildings you could go to to get your banking needs done. I believe they called them... banks.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

You know, when I was a kid, online banks had physical buildings you could go to to get your banking needs done. I believe they called them... banks.

dude, I think it's ludicrous to waste the paper, but I am going to stop by and pick up the stuff I need right now.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by stevew

dude, I think it's ludicrous to waste the paper, but I am going to stop by and pick up the stuff I need right now.

I do most of my banking online now, too, so I just kid. I completely understand the frustration.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

You know, when I was a kid, online banks had physical buildings you could go to to get your banking needs done. I believe they called them... banks.

SI

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by DougW

You've been told not to wear your tin foil hat in public.

When I am in public they can most readily read my thoughts!

He sent me an invite to his retirement party at my mother's address.

[Sun Tzu]

Mass amounts of Round Table Pizza will almost assuredly lead to gas that smells like fried eggs left out in the sun for thirteen days.

It sucks to be anyone within 15 feet of me.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Mental note... NEVER EVEN LOOK AT A WOMAN.

Originally Posted by August 2012 Campus Crime Summary:

FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSE: One Forcible Sex Offense was reported on August 26, 2012.

In that incident, a 20 year old non-WSU female stated she was at a party at the Pike House, 4251 Cass Avenue when, at approximately 12:01am, she recognized a male WSU student. She and the male student exchanged a hug. During that hug, the male student fondled the female victim without her consent. The victim identified the male offender to responding Officers when she called WSUPD approximately two hours later.

The victim declined to criminally prosecute the offender, but wanted to file a police report to document the incident. Forcible or non-consensual sexual contact or fondling (which is defined by Michigan statute as Criminal Sexual Conduct - 4th Degree) is a High Misdemeanor in Michigan and, upon conviction, can be punishable by up to two (2) years in prison.

Also, any conviction of a number of sexual assault statutes will result in the offender being listed on the Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry (MIPSOR). Conviction of CSC - 4th Degree results in the offender being classified as a Tier 1 offender, who will remain on the Sex Offender Registry for 15 years.

What happened to the good old days when if you played a little grab-ass & she wasn't with it she'd just put a well placed knee in an unwelcome area?

[Izulde]

I blame shrill, nanny state feminism.

[Lathum]

How can that even be proved?

[Autumn]

Unless you actually know what the "fondling" consisted of, I wouldn't get all judgmental. You don't know what was done or said. Many women get "fondled" without consent in ways which should involve legal repercussions. "Just kick him in the balls and leave the rest of us out of it," shouldn't really count as a person's only avenue of response when someone molests them.

[Critch]

Originally Posted by Lathum

How can that even be proved?

If it was up top they couldnt prove it, if it was down below they could smell his fingers.

[Radii]

My dad turned 65 today. When I moved home ~5 years ago we weren't sure he'd make it a year, and we've had a number of scary times where we had to seriously wonder if he'd make it through the night, but he's been remarkably stable (knock on wood) the last few months and it made me really happy to be able to wish him happy birthday today.

[cartman]

One of my uncles is a casket salesman. One of his clients is the funeral home that is the basis for the movie 'Bernie'.

[cuervo72]

Went out to Glory Days to eat with my wife and son on Saturday (daughter was at a friend's). We had to wait a little while to be seated while the restaurant set up to accommodate a large group of mostly young women who appeared to be there after some sort of practice. I figured they were maybe something like a field hockey team from the local Hood College, or even some intramural group or something.

Turns out, judging from their color scheme and at least one of their t-shirts, they were members of the Baltimore Charm. Wouldn't have guessed that upon first inspection.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I wonder how many millions more hot dogs have been sold because of the invention of the microwave? #easiestmealever

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Autumn

Unless you actually know what the "fondling" consisted of, I wouldn't get all judgmental.

Somehow this seems appropriate to be (currently) the 10,000th post in this thread

[JediKooter]

Dear Driver That Ignored A Yield Sign:

Sorry that you failed to yield to traffic and you had to stop to avoid you from sideswiping my car and then getting mad at me for your mistake and then flashing your lights at me for the next 2 or 3 miles.

Just because there's a 3 car gap between me and the car in front of me, doesn't mean you have or can try and squeeze in that little gap while I'm already going close to 50mph.

Oh and sorry that I've seen you do that to other people over the course of the last year or so forcing them to slam their brakes on and that you failed miserably this morning.

Learn what 'Yield' means and you shouldn't have that problem anymore.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Went out to Glory Days to eat with my wife and son on Saturday (daughter was at a friend's). We had to wait a little while to be seated while the restaurant set up to accommodate a large group of mostly young women who appeared to be there after some sort of practice. I figured they were maybe something like a field hockey team from the local Hood College, or even some intramural group or something.

Turns out, judging from their color scheme and at least one of their t-shirts, they were members of the Baltimore Charm. Wouldn't have guessed that upon first inspection.

Had to look up Baltimore Charm. Oh, the lingerie football team. Hubbah hubbah (says my mind, i am at work couldn't look up pictures).

Are you saying said hubbah squared is premature?

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Dear Driver That Ignored A Yield Sign:

I almost got in a wreck this morning making a left turn out of my subdivision. I was out in the median turn lane waiting for an opening to merge into, car coming in the lane I want to merge to, they put on their signal and start to come into the turn lane, so I go ahead and pull out. They change their mind, turn off their signal, and merge back in right on my tail. I should no better than to trust someone's inentions.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by gstelmack

I almost got in a wreck this morning making a left turn out of my subdivision. I was out in the median turn lane waiting for an opening to merge into, car coming in the lane I want to merge to, they put on their signal and start to come into the turn lane, so I go ahead and pull out. They change their mind, turn off their signal, and merge back in right on my tail. I should no better than to trust someone's inentions.

Those are tough calls, especially when it looks like they've already committed. You see a gap and you can easily make it as long as that person does indeed turn, but, when they change their mind, unless you just say screw it, I'll wait anyway, you're stuck in no mans land.