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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Yeah, you gotta be on your guard. My son turns 1 the 27th, it's been a blast. My daughter turns 12 on Jan 2nd, it's getting close to teenager time with her.
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12-21-2012, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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{shakes head} Welcome to the club 
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12-21-2012, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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I managed to raise two boys through their fledgling years without getting peed upon once ... then my sister had a sprog and the first thing he did was sprinkle on me ... go figure  |
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12-21-2012, 11:03 AM
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the key is basically to be a somewhat less than perfect parent and you probably won't get pissed on. Kid is wet? Let it marinate for a few minutes just to make sure he's finished. Then run the human shield maneuver with the diaper |
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