A Man Apart....AKA: Which girl to chose??? - Page 2

MrBug708 · 04-23-2003, 01:33 PM

I envy you Blade

Not that I cant get two girls at one time, they just arent pretty by any stretch

Lazy Eye · 04-23-2003, 01:33 PM

Ahhhh. To be young and well financed.....

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Fidatelo
No matter what decision you make, I'm pretty certain that a Drity Sanchez should be a part of it.

Excellent suggestion - post photos of the girls after you've adminstered the Dirty Sanchez.

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Personally, I'm witholding judgement and any subsequent advice until I see photos of all three chicks. Preferably in various states of undress.

Telling me that they're cheerleaders does nothing for me. I was channel surfing over the weekend and came across some cheerleader competition on ESPN2... all those girls were sinewy, flat-chested, and had the tell-tale chronic acne and pronounced jawlines of women who have taken too many performance-enhancing steroids and male growth hormones.

You may not believe me, which is fine, but i can honestly tell you these chicks are gorgeous...Our school is nicknames ken and barbie school because of all the girls that are supposedly perfect like barbie...they all seem to go to ASU, which was voted best co-eds in america...there all tan from the arizona sun, and with competition being what it will with other girls and sprts, they all have such nice bodies...damn...im in computer class right now...i can see at least 3 girls that would be super-hot in any school...well...maybe every one but a school playboy might have hidden somewhere...thats a place i want to go to school....cant even imagine the classes

ColtCrazy · 04-23-2003, 01:46 PM

I think 3 tasteful pictures would be useful here. I think it might even call for a poll.

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 01:46 PM

What high school do you go to? I used to live in Phoenix...

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Excellent suggestion - post photos of the girls after you've adminstered the Dirty Sanchez.

What is it with you and photos?...im not to keen to think that when im with a girl my boardmates have jacked off to her picture...kinda a turn-off...maybe you like that stuff, but i wouldn't really even want to see that picture...let alone put it on the internet...i can just see them...

So colton....what the camera for...?
Memories...i want to remember our love for ever...
thats so sweet...your so thoughtful
i know...the guys on the board will love this
WHAT GUYS???!!!!
uhhh....the guys who i taunt with the story but wont tell because i respect you two too much...thats it...yahhhh
your soo sweet....

MrBug708 · 04-23-2003, 01:50 PM

Maybe you should send them to all of us so we can sample and tell you which is best

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
What high school do you go to? I used to live in Phoenix...

I got to Desert Mountain high school....replaced scottsdale highschool if you were around back then...

MrBug708 · 04-23-2003, 01:53 PM

I think I should pay a visit to ASU. Of course, I can easily get into any private school where there is a 3-1 girl to guy ratio

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by MrBug708
I think I should pay a visit to ASU. Of course, I can easily get into any private school where there is a 3-1 girl to guy ratio

thats a nice number, but no matter how many girls there are some have to be hot...if its 3 ugly to 1 guy, you can have em all...ill go to asu with a 1-1 and have a lot more chicks...ASU is also the 3rd biggest school in the land, so that adds to even more hot girls

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
I got to Desert Mountain high school....replaced scottsdale highschool if you were around back then...

Yeah, OK... I can testify that there are some fine-ass hotties in Scottsdale. Now, if you had said you went to North high school or something, I'd call bullshit.

Oh, and I went to ASU, too... dumbest thing I ever did was leave.

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Yeah, OK... I can testify that there are some fine-ass hotties in Scottsdale. Now, if you had said you went to North high school or something, I'd call bullshit.

Oh, and I went to ASU, too... dumbest thing I ever did was leave.

Im the captain of our schools wrestling team, and every year the first team we wrestle is north....of course they are all butch, but worst was they had girls on their teams that were manlier than their guys...i had to wrestle one....had nightmares ever since...

yah, scottsdale has a lot of hotties, and ASU is even better...my sisters up there, and its always nice to hang out with her friends

....i just pray one of them gets rrrrreeeaallllyyy drunk if iu want some...

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
Im the captain of our schools wrestling team, and every year the first team we wrestle is north....of course they are all butch, but worst was they had girls on their teams that were manlier than their guys...i had to wrestle one....had nightmares ever since...

yah, scottsdale has a lot of hotties, and ASU is even better...my sisters up there, and its always nice to hang out with her friends ....i just pray one of them gets rrrrreeeaallllyyy drunk if iu want some...

Yeah... Phoenix was the land of milk and honies... no better place in the world to get laid.

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 02:21 PM

While sitting here in class, i think im going to start a dynasty over in the other forum just detailing my love life....cornhuskerly tried a school thread, but he focused on academics...i hope a story of dating might do better....ill type it up later tonight, with daily updates of the flirting, dates, hook-ups, and hopefully if i land a friends digital camera i can get some pics...

....just to appease your interests

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blade6119
While sitting here in class, i think im going to start a dynasty over in the other forum just detailing my love life....cornhuskerly tried a school thread, but he focused on academics...i hope a story of dating might do better....ill type it up later tonight, with daily updates of the flirting, dates, hook-ups, and hopefully if i land a friends digital camera i can get some pics... ....just to appease your interests

Excellent idea. Let me know when you get it started. We (meaning unfortunate old married guys) love living vicariously through those who are doing a much better job of misspending their youth than we did.

Lazy Eye · 04-23-2003, 02:47 PM

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Im the captain of our schools wrestling team

Hey, you know Louden Swain??

JeeberD · 04-23-2003, 03:03 PM

I bet he's best friends with Shute...

Fritz · 04-23-2003, 03:05 PM

SAVE THE COLOSSAL CHEERLEADERS SISTER!

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 03:21 PM

Colossal Cheerleader? Would she be the one with the Colossal thong underwear?

Samdari · 04-23-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
if its 3 ugly to 1 guy, you can have em all...

Wait a minute here. Let's rethink this. What if all three of these ugly girls are willing to go to bed with you at the same time? Does it matter if they are ugly then?

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Lazy Eye
Hey, you know Louden Swain??

not familiar with the name...should i be...?...i know Eric Larkin...he just won national college wrestler of the year for ASU...hes a great guy..taught me a lot of my moves...

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Samdari
Wait a minute here. Let's rethink this. What if all three of these ugly girls are willing to go to bed with you at the same time? Does it matter if they are ugly then?

I cant even imagine doing ugly chicks...if 3 fat girls wanted you would you do em...?...whats different with ugly?....ill let you have them, and ill stick the sister cheerleaders

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 06:06 PM

Well, all things being equal, I say you go for the one that takes it up the dirt chute.

Fritz · 04-23-2003, 06:16 PM

so what if they are fat or ugly? We are not tlaking a life connection here. I think the #1 priority is they should not infect you with anything. Following that I would list "on birth control."

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Fritz
so what if they are fat or ugly? We are not tlaking a life connection here. I think the #1 priority is they should not infect you with anything. Following that I would list "on birth control."

Fritz is wise and his advice sound. Make sure they're non-infectious, first and foremost.

"On birth control" is a good second... of course, if they're not, "willing to take it in the cornhole" would suffice.

mckerney · 04-23-2003, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
not familiar with the name...should i be...?...i know Eric Larkin...he just won national college wrestler of the year for ASU...hes a great guy..taught me a lot of my moves...

Wait, your talking moves for wrestling, right?

sabotai · 04-23-2003, 06:29 PM

"I cant even imagine doing ugly chicks...if 3 fat girls wanted you would you do em...?...whats different with ugly?...."

If you put a bag over their head, the ugly goes away. Can't do that with fat. That's the difference.

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by mckerney
Wait, your talking moves for wrestling, right?

of course you sick prick...does it look like i like guys by my story?...think about it...

Franklinnoble · 04-23-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
of course you sick prick...does it look like i like guys by my story?...think about it...

Relax, Blade... sheesh... it's not like he's the first guy to point out the veiled homoeroticism inherent in the act of two men rolling around on a mat in skin-tight spandex singlets...

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 07:08 PM

I hate you all!!!!!!

Blade6119 · 04-23-2003, 11:49 PM

Well, just wanted to say that i created a dynasty if any of you care....hoping to keep the interest of this thread in the dynasty....trying to make it interactive with me playing the role of board puppet if all goes well...

JeeberD · 04-23-2003, 11:57 PM

Oh, by the way, Louden Swain is a character from an eighties movie called "Vision Quest" that starred Matthew Modine as the afore mentioned Louden Swain. In the movie he's a wrestler on a quest to kick the ass of the state's top badass wrestler (while also trying to get laid by an older chick). It's a pretty good flick, you should check it out...

cuervo72 · 04-24-2003, 02:55 PM

I think you should Ask Xaviera.

(hey, we've had Vision Quest and Elmer Fudd references....)

cuervo72 · 04-24-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
I can't believe my wife talked me into having children. And a daughter no less.

Wow, she was able to talk you into having a daughter? You must have great control over your little guys in order to make that choice

Lazy Eye · 08-15-2003, 02:56 PM

In my travels I always have wondered if Blade closed the deal.

Maybe it is best I don't know. I like to think the best of him. That he became the darkest chapter in their sexual diaries.

vex · 08-16-2003, 12:08 AM

I say go with Jessy. There's obviuosly chemistry there and she's hott, what more do you need?

sterlingice · 08-16-2003, 05:45 AM

In true sitcom fashion, 4 months later- all 3 have nothing to do with him and he has learned his lesson. Well, maybe not

SI

tucker342 · 08-16-2003, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by gold101
If that were my town it would suck. Two cheerleaders here wouldn't be a good thing.

oh same here.... the cheerleading squad at my High School, are some the ugliest girls in the school....

04-23-2003, 01:46 PM	#55
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	I think 3 tasteful pictures would be useful here. I think it might even call for a poll. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

04-23-2003, 02:21 PM	#65
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	While sitting here in class, i think im going to start a dynasty over in the other forum just detailing my love life....cornhuskerly tried a school thread, but he focused on academics...i hope a story of dating might do better....ill type it up later tonight, with daily updates of the flirting, dates, hook-ups, and hopefully if i land a friends digital camera i can get some pics... ....just to appease your interests __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

04-23-2003, 03:03 PM	#68
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I bet he's best friends with Shute... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2003, 03:05 PM	#69
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	SAVE THE COLOSSAL CHEERLEADERS SISTER! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-23-2003, 06:16 PM	#75
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	so what if they are fat or ugly? We are not tlaking a life connection here. I think the #1 priority is they should not infect you with anything. Following that I would list "on birth control." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-23-2003, 01:33 PM	#52
Lazy Eye n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	Ahhhh. To be young and well financed.....

04-23-2003, 01:46 PM	#56
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	What high school do you go to? I used to live in Phoenix...

04-23-2003, 01:50 PM	#58
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Maybe you should send them to all of us so we can sample and tell you which is best

04-23-2003, 01:53 PM	#60
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I think I should pay a visit to ASU. Of course, I can easily get into any private school where there is a 3-1 girl to guy ratio

04-23-2003, 03:21 PM	#70
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Colossal Cheerleader? Would she be the one with the Colossal thong underwear?

04-23-2003, 06:06 PM	#74
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Well, all things being equal, I say you go for the one that takes it up the dirt chute.

04-23-2003, 06:29 PM	#78
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"I cant even imagine doing ugly chicks...if 3 fat girls wanted you would you do em...?...whats different with ugly?...." If you put a bag over their head, the ugly goes away. Can't do that with fat. That's the difference.

04-23-2003, 07:08 PM	#81
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	I hate you all!!!!!! __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

04-23-2003, 11:49 PM	#82
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Well, just wanted to say that i created a dynasty if any of you care....hoping to keep the interest of this thread in the dynasty....trying to make it interactive with me playing the role of board puppet if all goes well... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

04-23-2003, 11:57 PM	#83
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh, by the way, Louden Swain is a character from an eighties movie called "Vision Quest" that starred Matthew Modine as the afore mentioned Louden Swain. In the movie he's a wrestler on a quest to kick the ass of the state's top badass wrestler (while also trying to get laid by an older chick). It's a pretty good flick, you should check it out... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-24-2003, 02:55 PM	#84
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I think you should Ask Xaviera. (hey, we've had Vision Quest and Elmer Fudd references....) __________________ null

08-15-2003, 02:56 PM	#86
Lazy Eye n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	In my travels I always have wondered if Blade closed the deal. Maybe it is best I don't know. I like to think the best of him. That he became the darkest chapter in their sexual diaries.

08-16-2003, 12:08 AM	#87
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I say go with Jessy. There's obviuosly chemistry there and she's hott, what more do you need?

08-16-2003, 05:45 AM	#88
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