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Old 10-21-2009, 03:31 PM   #51
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Isn't this guy, like, rich? I was guilty of a few "anything that moves" pick-ups when I was 18. Do some guys just never get out of that jump anyone mind-set? Just no sympathy at all for the guy. At least Spitzer and Hugh Grant were paying for quality.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:33 PM   #52
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:35 PM   #53
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Holy cow, is that thing ever UGLY. We're talking, girl looks like a dude territory.

Holy shit, she makes John Kruk look like a trophy wife!
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:41 PM   #54
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:43 PM   #55
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Moral of the story is that bitches are crazy.

Especially if the man is prettier than her.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:47 PM   #56
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I'm pretty sure Deadspin is pissed that they couldn't run anything they had on Phillips. AJ says he got a tip about it on September 9th, but ESPN wouldn't say anything. Now the NY Post kind of scooped them, so he wants to make sure that doesn't happen again, so he's just gonna fire from both barrels.

That's just a guess.
I'm not really a fan of that on Deadspin. Seems he's just throwing out any rumor that has come his way. I don't really like the direction Deadspin has gone since Leitch left.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:59 PM   #57
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Overall, not a good choice. But maybe she did a lot in the sack.
Based on those photos, she would do anything for love.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:00 PM   #58
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Based on those photos, she would do anything for love.

But would she do.... that?
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:05 PM   #59
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Seeing her, I'd run like a bat out of hell.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:16 PM   #60
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Wow. It must be REALLY cold in Bristol.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:54 PM   #61
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I wonder if he was more embarrassed that the affair broke. Or that people found out he was nailing that.
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:07 PM   #62
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Read the letter she wrote to the wife. That poor woman. Well, maybe poor is a bad choice of words...but man, Philips outdid himself here. Maybe JP Riccardi can replace him on ESPN. I mean, he's a talentless hack GM who ran a floundering baseball team in a major North American city too.
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:15 PM   #63
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She looks OK in the referee shirt pic, the bunny ear pic, and a little less than OK in the baseball bat pic. The others ones are bad. Overall, not a good choice. But maybe she did a lot in the sack.

Yeah, it's very odd. In some pictures, she looks decent. In others, she is hideous. Of course, I'm sure she did a lot in the sack as she seems crazy. Remember the ratio.
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:38 PM   #64
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:14 PM   #65
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Somehow she is crazy and ugly, just doesn't make sense.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:49 PM   #66
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I'd actually love to hang out in an IRC channel with a few of the people here. Just saying, since an IRC channel was mentioned a few posts back.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:54 PM   #67
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I'd actually love to hang out in an IRC channel with a few of the people here. Just saying, since an IRC channel was mentioned a few posts back.

I'm going to be in an IRC Channel on the 14th -- anyone want to get together?
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:00 PM   #68
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You guys should tinychat.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:14 PM   #69
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I'm going to be in an IRC Channel on the 14th -- anyone want to get together?
This shit isn't happening in Buffalo, is it?
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:30 PM   #70
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Still can't find this story on ESPN.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:43 PM   #71
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I'd actually love to hang out in an IRC channel with a few of the people here. Just saying, since an IRC channel was mentioned a few posts back.

I heard about this thing called TalkShoe one time.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:48 PM   #72
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I heard about this thing called TalkShoe one time.

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Old 10-21-2009, 09:50 PM   #73
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Where's the IRC channel at. I remember one for hattrick.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:52 PM   #74
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:38 AM   #75
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This shit isn't happening in Buffalo, is it?

Shit I don't know -- I just click the buttons.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:12 AM   #76
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I heard about this thing called TalkShoe one time.
Yeah, that's my fault. I just couldn't pin down a regular time.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:16 AM   #77
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I love that the New York Post is referring to this woman as "The Tubby Temptress." It makes me laugh.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:20 AM   #78
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I love that the New York Post is referring to this woman as "The Tubby Temptress." It makes me laugh.

We live in mean times. But I'm laughing as well.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:28 AM   #79
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We live in mean times. But I'm laughing as well.

I like this comment -

"Damn that chick looks like a rock star! I think his name was Meatloaf!"
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:11 PM   #80
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I like this one:

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After ESPN talking head Steve Phillips dumped his portly, production-assistant lover

The article is titled:

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Loony lover Brooke Hundley used Craigslist to 'hire' a phone stalker

This is the article:

Brooke Hundley placed Craigslist ad offering $50 for someone to harass Steve Phillips' wife

While this story has received way too much publicity, you gotta love the nicknames this woman is getting.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:35 PM   #81
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Heh, NY Post has a cheat sheet to help you avoid the crazy girls.

Cheat sheet
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:58 PM   #82
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Thank God for the bastion of conservatism, the NY Post!
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:01 PM   #83
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I like this comment -

"Damn that chick looks like a rock star! I think his name was Meatloaf!"
That's great.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:15 PM   #84
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Thank God for the bastion of conservatism, the NY Post!

Exactly.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:48 PM   #85
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This song should fit:

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Old 10-22-2009, 11:53 PM   #86
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Very OT, but could someone shoot me our IRC details sometime (server, channel, etc...)?

That's from the FOxL chat lounge thingy.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:10 AM   #87
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:07 AM   #88
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Hmm. Now she's filed a restraining order against Phillips because he wouldn't leave *her* alone, apparently (filed the day before she went to his house with the letter for his wife).

What a whack job.

I wonder what her suicide note will look like when she kills herself over love. I hope they release that to the press.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:09 AM   #89
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I wonder what her suicide note will look like when she kills herself over love.

I think she's going to off herself, especially with how the media has been ripping on her.

I wonder if it'll take an elephant gun, though.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:13 AM   #90
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I think she's going to off herself, especially with how the media has been ripping on her.

I wonder if it'll take an elephant with a gun, though.

fixed that for you
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:14 AM   #91
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no, there's actually a thing called an elephant gun. High High calibre. The bullets are probably larger than your thumb
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:24 AM   #92
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no, there's actually a thing called an elephant gun. High High calibre. The bullets are probably larger than your thumb

Yeah I know about the elephant gun. I just think it is funny picturing an elephant holding a gun, and pointing at some loony woman.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:37 AM   #93
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Just remember that with trolls, one must use fire or sever the head. Otherwise they just get right back up again.
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:56 AM   #94
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Just remember that with trolls, one must use fire or sever the head. Otherwise they just get right back up again.

I thought that just applied to Hydras. I guess trolls qualify too?
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Old 10-23-2009, 12:02 PM   #95
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Hmm. Now she's filed a restraining order against Phillips because he wouldn't leave *her* alone, apparently (filed the day before she went to his house with the letter for his wife).

What a whack job.

I wonder what her suicide note will look like when she kills herself over love. I hope they release that to the press.

One day AFTER, not before. Which indicates to me she may have thought "uh-oh, I screwed up, better try to protect myself by going on the offensive."
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Old 10-25-2009, 08:12 PM   #96
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Looks like ESPN dumped Phillips
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:17 PM   #97
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Yay! Now go after John Kruk.
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:38 PM   #98
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And he's going to an in-patient facility too. NICE!
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:47 PM   #99
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Yay! Now go after John Kruk.

What the heck did Kruk do?
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Old 10-25-2009, 10:09 PM   #100
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What the heck did Kruk do?
I was looking for the next worst ESPN baseball analyst, and Joe Morgan is too played out. Jon Miller maybe?
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