What the Heck is a Cougar? - Page 2

SteveMax58 · 03-22-2009, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Very nice......She's more a trophy wife (I think just she married the son of one of richest men in the world) than a cougar.

I agree, she doesnt really qualify as a cougar.

But a completely worthwhile post and quote, I must say.

BYU 14 · 03-23-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lungs

I survived a cougar attack last night.

Whoever said a cougar has to be a 6 ain't never been to Wisconsin. This one was a 2 at best.

Video Cougar hunter, video.

SFL Cat · 03-23-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

I agree, she doesnt really qualify as a cougar.

But a completely worthwhile post and quote, I must say.

Good point!

lungs · 03-23-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Video Cougar hunter, video.

You must've not read the last part where I said she was a 2 at best....

And remember, this is a 2 on the Wisconsin scale here. Elsewhere, it's probably a negative value.

BYU 14 · 03-23-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by lungs

You must've not read the last part where I said she was a 2 at best....

And remember, this is a 2 on the Wisconsin scale here. Elsewhere, it's probably a negative value.

In other words not suitable for work

Matthean · 03-23-2009, 01:06 PM

Thunder Treats: COUGAR MADNESS: ROUND 2!!

DanGarion · 03-24-2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Thunder Treats: COUGAR MADNESS: ROUND 2!!

The fact that a singing midget beat Ari Gold's wife in the first round automatically null and voids that tournament... What a waste of time if they idiots taking the poll can't even get that one right.

Matthean · 03-24-2009, 08:47 AM

To be honest, a number of their seeds are horribly off.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-24-2009, 09:47 AM

Interestingly enough, there was an article today from a sex expert about cougars.........

Sink Your Teeth Into the 'Cougar'

cuervo72 · 03-24-2009, 10:03 AM

That woman in the picture with the article is too young to be a cougar.

Dr. Sak · 03-24-2009, 10:04 AM

Cougars are awesome

spleen1015 · 03-24-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

That woman in the picture with the article is too young to be a cougar.

That's just the author of the article.

Karlifornia · 03-25-2009, 03:06 AM

Two fridays ago, I had a cougar give me a shot of SoCo. Now, she only gave it to me, because "she was going to a house party". This woman had to be at least 40 years old. Relatively attractive, but what non-cougar 40 year old claims to be going to a "house party"?

Anyway, I thanked and complimented her, and she ate up. In fact, she punctuated the whole encounter by assuring me that if she were on ecstacy, we'd be "in the bar bathroom together."

I'll be honest. I wished I had some E on me.

Izulde · 03-25-2009, 04:20 AM

You know, for some reason this thread is reminding me of the fact that there's two girls who want to sleep with me (21 and 26 respectively). They're younger than me, so they're obviously not cougars.

Of course, it's the respective situation surrounding each of them that makes this whole thing problematic.

jeff061 · 03-25-2009, 06:49 AM

You think to much.

WSUCougar · 03-25-2009, 09:18 AM

I find approximately 75% of this thread offensive.

Except this:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Cougars are awesome

Sun Tzu · 03-25-2009, 09:27 AM

Didn't your parents ever take you to the Zoo?

DanGarion · 03-25-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Two fridays ago, I had a cougar give me a shot of SoCo. Now, she only gave it to me, because "she was going to a house party". This woman had to be at least 40 years old. Relatively attractive, but what non-cougar 40 year old claims to be going to a "house party"?

Anyway, I thanked and complimented her, and she ate up. In fact, she punctuated the whole encounter by assuring me that if she were on ecstacy, we'd be "in the bar bathroom together."

I'll be honest. I wished I had some E on me.

Should of told her who needs E, let's go there now.

Logan · 03-25-2009, 10:50 AM

This chick definitely was:

Pittsburgh Pirates prospect Jose Tabata's wife suspect in baby kidnap - ESPN

Noop · 03-26-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

You know, for some reason this thread is reminding me of the fact that there's two girls who want to sleep with me (21 and 26 respectively). They're younger than me, so they're obviously not cougars.

Of course, it's the respective situation surrounding each of them that makes this whole thing problematic.

Go on....

Galaxy · 03-26-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

This chick definitely was:

Pittsburgh Pirates prospect Jose Tabata's wife suspect in baby kidnap - ESPN

Whoa!

Galaxy · 04-10-2009, 07:58 PM

hxxp://www.tvland.com/prime/shows/cougar/season1/

ColtCrazy · 04-11-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

hxxp://www.tvland.com/prime/shows/cougar/season1/

Saw a pro for this. Looks like one of the worst reality shows ever made. Woman was hot though.

Galaxy · 04-11-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Saw a pro for this. Looks like one of the worst reality shows ever made. Woman was hot though.

And I believe she is from Scottsdale (Arizona).

BYU 14 · 04-11-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

And I believe she is from Scottsdale (Arizona).

Not surprising it is the Cougar capital of Arizona.

In related news women in Scottsdale spend more per capita on plastic surgery than any place east of Hollywood.

sooner333 · 04-11-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Saw a pro for this. Looks like one of the worst reality shows ever made. Woman was hot though.

Maybe up there with Tool Academy.

Galaxy · 04-11-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Not surprising it is the Cougar capital of Arizona.

In related news women in Scottsdale spend more per capita on plastic surgery than any place east of Hollywood.

Not suprised. I don't find her hot at all (take away the hair and makeup). I've always found the cougars tend to think they are hotter than they think.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-11-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Not suprised. I don't find her hot at all (take away the hair and makeup).

Well if you picture 'em bald then most women fall on the hotness scale.

Matthean · 04-12-2009, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Not suprised. I don't find her hot at all (take away the hair and makeup). I've always found the cougars tend to think they are hotter than they think.

Well, even without the done up hair and makeup, a lot of 40 year old women would love to look that "bad."

lungs · 04-12-2009, 09:25 AM

Funny this thread got bumped after last night. Last night a friend and I were attacked by a cougar that at best was a -2. I'm talking missing teeth and everything.

Galaxy · 04-12-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Well, even without the done up hair and makeup, a lot of 40 year old women would love to look that "bad."

She's pretty, but "hot"? I guess it's a subjective view.

KWhit · 04-13-2009, 09:31 AM

Yes. Hot.

Very.

Matthean · 04-13-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

She's pretty, but "hot"? I guess it's a subjective view.

I look at it from the standpoint of what the average American 40 year old female looks like. I see countless women who aren't even 40 who would love to look that good. Could she post a pic on something like Hot or Not and get something like a 9+ score? You bet. If Demi Moore is one of the gold standards of what a hot cougar looks like(not that I agree with her being hot, but anyway), then I find the TVLand cougar better looking.

Galaxy · 04-13-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I look at it from the standpoint of what the average American 40 year old female looks like. I see countless women who aren't even 40 who would love to look that good. Could she post a pic on something like Hot or Not and get something like a 9+ score? You bet. If Demi Moore is one of the gold standards of what a hot cougar looks like(not that I agree with her being hot, but anyway), then I find the TVLand cougar better looking.

That's a valid point.

DaddyTorgo · 04-13-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

Funny this thread got bumped after last night. Last night a friend and I were attacked by a cougar that at best was a -2. I'm talking missing teeth and everything.

perhaps your choice of venues was a contributing factor, as you seem to be attacked by mangy cougars regularly

claphamsa · 04-13-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I look at it from the standpoint of what the average American 40 year old female looks like. I see countless women who aren't even 40 who would love to look that good. Could she post a pic on something like Hot or Not and get something like a 9+ score? You bet. If Demi Moore is one of the gold standards of what a hot cougar looks like(not that I agree with her being hot, but anyway), then I find the TVLand cougar better looking.

I never got the demi moore thing... shes just not that hot, and never has been!

lungs · 04-13-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

perhaps your choice of venues was a contributing factor, as you seem to be attacked by mangy cougars regularly

No doubt. In order to closely study them, you need to go into their natural habitats.

Rural, trashy establishments are quite entertaining if you have the right mindset. Finding a piece of ass is hardly the point of these expeditions. More of a field study.

Galaxy · 04-13-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

No doubt. In order to closely study them, you need to go into their natural habitats.

Rural, trashy establishments are quite entertaining if you have the right mindset. Finding a piece of ass is hardly the point of these expeditions. More of a field study.

I always thought that cougars would be more seen to the "trendy" clubs/bars? Of course, I guess it depends on where you live.

lungs · 04-13-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I always thought that cougars would be more seen to the "trendy" clubs/bars? Of course, I guess it depends on where you live.

Like any animal, there are different breeds. The breed of cougar I am talking about is much more hideous and aggressive than that you are thinking of.

SFL Cat · 04-13-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Two fridays ago, I had a cougar give me a shot of SoCo. Now, she only gave it to me, because "she was going to a house party". This woman had to be at least 40 years old. Relatively attractive, but what non-cougar 40 year old claims to be going to a "house party"?

Anyway, I thanked and complimented her, and she ate up. In fact, she punctuated the whole encounter by assuring me that if she were on ecstacy, we'd be "in the bar bathroom together."

I'll be honest. I wished I had some E on me.

You're not saying 40+ is over-the-hill are you?

Answer carefully, kid.

Galaxy · 04-13-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

Like any animal, there are different breeds. The breed of cougar I am talking about is much more hideous and aggressive than that you are thinking of.

No pics please.

Swaggs · 04-13-2009, 07:01 PM

This thread has taken off since my last visit.

Captain2711 · 04-13-2009, 10:35 PM

This has potential.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1410490/

Logan · 04-14-2009, 09:05 AM

Ok, now we should have a discussion on whether or not she's hot.

flere-imsaho · 04-14-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

perhaps your choice of venues was a contributing factor, as you seem to be attacked by mangy cougars regularly

And by "choice of venues" you mean "Wisconsin".

Flasch186 · 07-07-2009, 09:01 AM

Hannah is looking quite "rawhr" this morning.

RomaGoth · 07-07-2009, 10:25 AM

I know she is not a cougar (yet), but a picture of Erin Andrews can't hurt, right?

Flasch186 · 07-07-2009, 10:36 AM

shiny

Logan · 07-07-2009, 10:38 AM

That's gotta be the most unflattering picture of Erin Andrews ever.

JediKooter · 07-07-2009, 11:44 AM

Is it her pants or are her boobs a bit too low?

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