Roamnce in Marriage - Page 2

Eaglesfan27 · 08-01-2008, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

I thought clemsonfan and Butter were married...

But it seems like she is Cuervo's ex wife as well? I think the awkward thread needs to give over its title to the new contender.

Noop · 08-01-2008, 10:01 PM

She isn't cuervo's wife.

Mrs. Schmidty · 08-01-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

yeah - good luck with that, bro

LOL that's exactly what I was thinking! Our daughter has been at my parent's out of state for 3 weeks and we JUST had our first "date" in that time. We pick her up on Sunday - hahaha

Antmeister · 08-01-2008, 10:32 PM

We have recently discovered the brilliance of "drop-off" daycares. For 2 kids, we pay $11 an hour and they have the joy of playing among peers. Was great for the wife's birthday.

cuervo72 · 08-01-2008, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

But it seems like she is Cuervo's ex wife as well? I think the awkward thread needs to give over its title to the new contender.

No no - my only relation to Clemson is that I had an orange Clemson sweatsuit as a kid that I just *loved*. I'm just saying. You know...hypothetically.

cuervo72 · 08-01-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

This is the best thread ever is what it is.

/offers Radii a Diet Coke with Lime

GoldenEagle · 08-01-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Well...except for finding your husband's internet hangout, joining up, putting him through the ringer, divorcing him, and hanging around after getting remarried as a constant reminder of everything he's gone through.

I agree 100% with this statement. I have often wondered myself while she is still here.

AZSpeechCoach · 08-01-2008, 11:44 PM

1. Yes

2. Pumpy brings the strap-on over. Please sanitize it this time.

kcchief19 · 08-02-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

/offers Radii a Diet Coke with Lime

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I agree 100% with this statement. I have often wondered myself while she is still here.

+1 x 2

It's truly baffling. Kudos to Cuervo for saying what a lot of us think but didn't have the balls to say.

GoldenEagle · 08-02-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

+1 x 2

It's truly baffling. Kudos to Cuervo for saying what a lot of us think but didn't have the balls to say.

Indeed. I would not want any sort of rage released on me.

Swaggs · 08-02-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

+1 x 2

It's truly baffling. Kudos to Cuervo for saying what a lot of us think but didn't have the balls to say.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-02-2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

No no - my only relation to Clemson is that I had an orange Clemson sweatsuit as a kid that I just *loved*. I'm just saying. You know...hypothetically.

I got it now. I was a bit dense earlier tonight.

MikeVic · 08-02-2008, 02:00 AM

Eek. Nice thread.

Antmeister · 08-02-2008, 02:06 AM

Um.....I must have missed an entire battleship passing me in at the crack of dawn. When did the oliegirl/Radii thing happen? Because everyone else seems to know about it except me. Okay, maybe I don't really want to know. I will look forward to the Awkward 2008 thread.

digamma · 08-02-2008, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

At least she's not asking about how to fudge a bank statement.

Not if it is because the know-how was already there.

CraigSca · 08-02-2008, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

We have recently discovered the brilliance of "drop-off" daycares. For 2 kids, we pay $11 an hour and they have the joy of playing among peers. Was great for the wife's birthday.

Yeah, but that's $264 a day.

My wife and I get one of those weekly motel rates and just lock the kids in the room with a bag of Doritos and we're good to go.

SFL Cat · 08-02-2008, 08:06 AM

borderline surreal

RendeR · 08-02-2008, 10:51 AM

I'm with Ant....When did the battleship set sail and why the hell weren't we informed??

I demand details!

Noop · 08-02-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

I'm with Ant....When did the battleship set sail and why the hell weren't we informed??

I demand details!

Cats hate water.

st.cronin · 08-02-2008, 11:00 AM

Ducks like water.

korme · 08-02-2008, 11:31 AM

This thread is full of assumptions and people taking themselves too seriously.

The winner is the part where cuervo made a sarcastic asshole statement about a girl and everyone immediately assumed she was involved with him. High comedy. I was reading that like I was watching a disaster.

RendeR · 08-02-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by korme

This thread is full of assumptions and people taking themselves too seriously.

The winner is the part where cuervo made a sarcastic asshole statement about a girl and everyone immediately assumed she was involved with him. High comedy. I was reading that like I was watching a disaster.

This coming from our never-has-made-an-asshole-sarcastic-statement-guru

Right Shane?

korme · 08-02-2008, 11:39 AM

Oh, and the 'relationship' he made a reference to and people asked why it hasn't been brought to light... it has, do your research.

korme · 08-02-2008, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

This coming from our never-has-made-an-asshole-sarcastic-statement-guru

Right Shane?

There's nothing wrong with sarcastic asshole statements, they are my bread and butter. I'm just saying people read them as serious statements, got it????!!!

RendeR · 08-02-2008, 11:45 AM

No, I don't understand at all, can you diagram it for me?

korme · 08-02-2008, 12:01 PM

I am not fiere-imsaho. So, no.

SFL Cat · 08-02-2008, 12:13 PM

This thread needs some CliffsNotes.

RendeR · 08-02-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

I am not fiere-imsaho. So, no.

back to school with you then, damn unedumicated kids these days....

RendeR · 08-02-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SFL Cat

This thread needs some CliffsNotes.

SO this "Cliff" he's got the whole story? he can fill me in on the details?

Antmeister · 08-02-2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

Oh, and the 'relationship' he made a reference to and people asked why it hasn't been brought to light... it has, do your research.

I don't want to do research. I can't be the only one who has missed this....or can I? Either way, I don't read all the threads on this board, and if it is like so many others, people tend to refer to things in a thread I never read.

Radii · 08-02-2008, 02:50 PM

Awkward 2008 - Front Office Football Central.

Sorry about the threadjack

I really don't know if posting about this is a good idea or not, but I love this community and its people and really don't want it to look like I'm taking part in fucking around with people, so there you go.

Butter · 08-02-2008, 03:23 PM

Uhhhhhhh, honey?

Where's that thread delete button? This might be a good time for it.

st.cronin · 08-02-2008, 03:24 PM

PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-02-2008, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

I don't want to do research. I can't be the only one who has missed this....or can I? Either way, I don't read all the threads on this board, and if it is like so many others, people tend to refer to things in a thread I never read.

I don't know how you missed it.

TCY Junkie · 08-02-2008, 04:25 PM

I don't know how I missed this thread until now. Pumpy no wonder you think your dick is so big, you have to use a toothbrush. Really.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-02-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I don't know how I missed this thread until now. Pumpy no wonder you think your dick is so big, you have to use a toothbrush. Really.

how did my dick get involved

TCY Junkie · 08-02-2008, 08:35 PM

So your saying you didn't use it. If so, I don't even know you anymore.

larrymcg421 · 08-02-2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

Not if it is because the know-how was already there.

In retrospect, digamma wins this thread.

AZSpeechCoach · 08-03-2008, 02:01 AM

What is TCY's fascination with Pumpy's dick? In every thread I read, there is some TCY Junkie reference to Pumpy's dick. It is a magnificent veiney bastard, but give it a rest!

TCY Junkie · 08-03-2008, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

What is TCY's fascination with Pumpy's dick? In every thread I read, there is some TCY Junkie reference to Pumpy's dick. It is a magnificent veiney bastard, but give it a rest!

I haven't talked about his penis since the onion rings comment over a month ago. And you even posted in my blind date thread recently. I'm out of that character and trying to mellow out since I have a better feel for the community now.

If you want an answer about that post, I thougt the only way to please the broad he was talking about was with something really skinny. It was an opposite of the massive cock jokes and just he has a dick wider than a toothbrush joke. I used the dick jokes alot when I was getting to know some people because I didn't know anything about anyone else, and no longer needed it and that was my way of stating that without out stating it, but if someone wants to know I real take the time to respond to them. I really like Pumpy though, I wouldn't of took the effort to get to know the community better if it wasn't for him.

I was also trying to change the flow of the thread but it seems I failed. Thanks for changing it again.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-03-2008, 10:00 AM

Explanations suck.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-03-2008, 10:11 AM

TCY should not have to explain himself. So he is a man fascinated with Pumpy's tooter, Pumpy's pump, or whatever other terms may be applied to his male appendage. That's his God-given right as an American. I love this country and will not stand for anyone denying anyone their freedom as an American. So if anyone here has a problem with America, I say FUCK YOU!

TCY Junkie · 08-03-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So he is a man fascinated with Pumpy's tooter, Pumpy's pump, or whatever other terms may be applied to his male appendage. That's his God-given right as an American. I love this country and will not stand for anyone denying anyone their freedom as an American. So if anyone here has a problem with America, I say FUCK YOU!

The first thought when reading my original comment should be what many men would want in a broad, but I went further and I also vaguely implied all this time his dick wasn't really that big. So I figured I owed him at least one more big dick joke.

The gavel joke also was also my way of trying to end the thread because .....

Chief Rum · 08-03-2008, 12:04 PM

TCY Junkie · 08-03-2008, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Was that from one of the good years?

CU Tiger · 08-03-2008, 01:06 PM

So Clemsonfan is a chick huh?

"Hey, How youuuu doin'? Butter that offer stands double now for any football games you want tix too. provided she comes, instead uhhhh. I mean with you, yea, thats what I meant

Pumpy Tudors · 08-03-2008, 01:50 PM

I never said that I put the toothbrush in the broad.

DanGarion · 08-03-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

My wife and I are going out on a date tonight. We're going to a restaurant that we visit often. We'll be served by a pregnant waitress, and we're going to take turns trying to get the waitress to come home with us. My wife almost convinced her the last time we were there, but then I spilled my Mountain Dew on the table, and the pregnant chick ran away to get a towel.

In any case, when we get home - with or without the waitress - the date will probably end as it always does. We'll let the cat nail me a couple of times with the strap-on.

Is it that pregnant guy?

sterlingice · 08-03-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

My wife and I are going out on a date tonight. We're going to a restaurant that we visit often. We'll be served by a pregnant waitress, and we're going to take turns trying to get the waitress to come home with us. My wife almost convinced her the last time we were there, but then I spilled my Mountain Dew on the table, and the pregnant chick ran away to get a towel.

In any case, when we get home - with or without the waitress - the date will probably end as it always does. We'll let the cat nail me a couple of times with the strap-on.

It pains me to say this, but I miss the old Pumpy. The one where I didn't worry about having to cringe when I saw a post by him. It's like The Afoci all over again except that was his schtick. Pumpy, you're better than that, c'mon.

SI

clemsonfan · 08-03-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

So Clemsonfan is a chick huh?

"Hey, How youuuu doin'? Butter that offer stands double now for any football games you want tix too. provided she comes, instead uhhhh. I mean with you, yea, thats what I meant

I think we are going to try to make it down for a game this season. I'm ultra pissed about the first game. It looks like we aren't getting the Clemson vs. Alabama game up here. They're showing Michigan St. vs. California. Come on! Everybody knows the Clemson vs. Alabama game is going to be better that the other game! It's times like these that I loathe moving to Ohio.

08-01-2008, 10:01 PM	#52
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	She isn't cuervo's wife. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

08-01-2008, 10:32 PM	#54
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	We have recently discovered the brilliance of "drop-off" daycares. For 2 kids, we pay $11 an hour and they have the joy of playing among peers. Was great for the wife's birthday. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-01-2008, 11:44 PM	#58
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	1. Yes 2. Pumpy brings the strap-on over. Please sanitize it this time. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

08-02-2008, 02:06 AM	#64
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Um.....I must have missed an entire battleship passing me in at the crack of dawn. When did the oliegirl/Radii thing happen? Because everyone else seems to know about it except me. Okay, maybe I don't really want to know. I will look forward to the Awkward 2008 thread. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-02-2008, 10:51 AM	#68
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'm with Ant....When did the battleship set sail and why the hell weren't we informed?? I demand details! __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-02-2008, 02:00 AM	#63
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Eek. Nice thread.

08-02-2008, 08:06 AM	#67
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	borderline surreal

08-02-2008, 11:00 AM	#70
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Ducks like water. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-02-2008, 11:31 AM	#71
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	This thread is full of assumptions and people taking themselves too seriously. The winner is the part where cuervo made a sarcastic asshole statement about a girl and everyone immediately assumed she was involved with him. High comedy. I was reading that like I was watching a disaster.

08-02-2008, 11:39 AM	#73
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Oh, and the 'relationship' he made a reference to and people asked why it hasn't been brought to light... it has, do your research.

08-02-2008, 11:45 AM	#75
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	No, I don't understand at all, can you diagram it for me? __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-02-2008, 12:01 PM	#76
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I am not fiere-imsaho. So, no.

08-02-2008, 12:13 PM	#77
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	This thread needs some CliffsNotes.

08-02-2008, 02:50 PM	#81
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Awkward 2008 - Front Office Football Central. Sorry about the threadjack I really don't know if posting about this is a good idea or not, but I love this community and its people and really don't want it to look like I'm taking part in fucking around with people, so there you go.

08-02-2008, 03:23 PM	#82
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Uhhhhhhh, honey? Where's that thread delete button? This might be a good time for it. __________________ My listening habits

08-02-2008, 03:24 PM	#83
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!! __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-02-2008, 04:25 PM	#85
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	I don't know how I missed this thread until now. Pumpy no wonder you think your dick is so big, you have to use a toothbrush. Really. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

08-02-2008, 08:35 PM	#87
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	So your saying you didn't use it. If so, I don't even know you anymore. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

08-03-2008, 02:01 AM	#89
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	What is TCY's fascination with Pumpy's dick? In every thread I read, there is some TCY Junkie reference to Pumpy's dick. It is a magnificent veiney bastard, but give it a rest! __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

08-03-2008, 10:00 AM	#91
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Explanations suck.

08-03-2008, 10:11 AM	#92
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	TCY should not have to explain himself. So he is a man fascinated with Pumpy's tooter, Pumpy's pump, or whatever other terms may be applied to his male appendage. That's his God-given right as an American. I love this country and will not stand for anyone denying anyone their freedom as an American. So if anyone here has a problem with America, I say FUCK YOU!

08-03-2008, 12:04 PM	#94
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	__________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

08-03-2008, 01:06 PM	#96
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	So Clemsonfan is a chick huh? "Hey, How youuuu doin'? Butter that offer stands double now for any football games you want tix too. provided she comes, instead uhhhh. I mean with you, yea, thats what I meant

08-03-2008, 01:50 PM	#97
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I never said that I put the toothbrush in the broad. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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