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Old 05-15-2008, 12:58 PM   #51
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Just tell your friend to make sure his girl stays away from Hedonism Bot



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Old 05-15-2008, 01:42 PM   #52
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so you are saying they don't have SkeeBall?

I'm not sure about Skeeball, but, I'm pretty sure there are activities that do include balls.
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:42 PM   #53
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bocce?
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:47 PM   #54
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The Italian guy?
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:01 PM   #55
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Do you speak Bocce?

What I REALLY need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.




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Old 05-15-2008, 04:10 PM   #56
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The Italian guy?

jbmagic?
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:16 PM   #57
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jbmagic?

jbmagic is going to Hedonism?
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:18 PM   #58
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I think so!
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:21 PM   #59
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Try to score with one drunk she and she say no, try to score with two drunk chicks. If they say no, try to score with four drunk chicks. If eight drunk chicks say no, maybe Hedonism not for you.
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:37 PM   #60
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Try to score with one drunk she and she say no, try to score with two drunk chicks. If they say no, try to score with four drunk chicks. If eight drunk chicks say no, maybe Hedonism not for you.

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Old 05-15-2008, 06:40 PM   #61
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Try to score with one drunk she and she say no, try to score with two drunk chicks. If they say no, try to score with four drunk chicks. If eight drunk chicks say no, maybe Hedonism not for you.

That could really be exponentially bad for your self esteem.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:18 PM   #62
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So you pull your buddy aside, and tell him there are two envelopes, and in one envelope is the number of guys she'll have sex with on the trip, and the number in the other envelope is either twice as much or half as much. Should he switch envelopes?

This is my favorite post in a thread full of hilarious posts.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:33 PM   #63
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It's not cheating if you live in different states.

She'll be living in a state of Hedonism and he'll be living in a state of Lonely Porn Nights.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:36 PM   #64
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Just tell your friend to make sure his girl stays away from Hedonism Bot



I apologize for nothing...


Dammit. Someone beat me to posting Hedonism Bot

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