I GOTS ME A MIDGET! - Page 2

Subby · 07-26-2006, 09:30 PM

This actually has a ton of potential. Plus someone is making $450.

Everyone wins.

Chubby · 07-26-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

I move we change HA's custom title to "Hey everyone, look at me!"

I second that.

Anthony · 07-26-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

I move we change HA's custom title to "Hey everyone, look at me!"

hater. doctors recommend keeping your hate levels down to a minimum, it's bad for your cholesterol.

KWhit · 07-26-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

Step 1 - Get the midget drunk
Step 2 - Get a video camera
Step 3 - Film yourself with the midget while singing "I've got a drunken midget!!" to the tune of the "golden ticket" song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Step 4 - Post vid

Thanks in advance.

Yes. Yes.

Anthony · 07-26-2006, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

I second that.

did i send your mom nude pics of myself or something and not apologize. yeesh man. you're hating on a brother big time tonite. 2 posts all trying to get up in my grill.

one more post and you can complete the Hate-trick.

Chubby · 07-26-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

did i send your mom nude pics of myself or something and not apologize. yeesh man. you're hating on a brother big time tonite. 2 posts all trying to get up in my grill.

one more post and you can complete the Hate-trick.

Honestly, that $150/hour could have been spent on much better things than a midget.

Schmidty · 07-26-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

stick to making fun of jbmagic, pumpkin, i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

I don't even know what that sentence means.

Schmidty · 07-26-2006, 10:28 PM

Dola. (Since HA outlawed that, I like it)

I think he's saying that I have red hair by saying "pumpkin". Dude, that totally rocks!! I love it!! Seriously.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-26-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think he's saying that I have red hair by saying "pumpkin".

Well that's original. Haven't heard that one before.

Galaxy · 07-26-2006, 10:53 PM

My feelings about the direction of this thread.

dawgfan · 07-26-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hater. doctors recommend keeping your hate levels down to a minimum, it's bad for your cholesterol.

Shouldn't you be spelling it "h8r"?

Anthony · 07-26-2006, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

My feelings about the direction of this thread.

yeah, too many people trying to get a reaction out of me by tossing pebbles at my window, hoping i'll come out and play. couldn't just have had fun being happy i'm gonna hire a midget for my party, no. some guys had to try to be the cock of the walk. whatever, they can't poo poo on my parade. this is just too big.

Chubby · 07-26-2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

yeah, too many people trying to get a reaction out of me by tossing pebbles at my window, hoping i'll come out and play. couldn't just have had fun being happy i'm gonna hire a midget for my party, no. some guys had to try to be the cock of the walk. whatever, they can't poo poo on my parade. this is just too big.

Dude, you started the thread. Sorry it's not the circlejerk you wanted it to be...

"OOOOh wow dude that's so awesome! A midget! You're the coolest guy EVA!!!"

You actually thought you'd get that response from anyone? lol

duckman · 07-27-2006, 12:16 AM

Oilers9911 · 07-27-2006, 12:21 AM

I hope the midget snaps and kicks the shit out of HA.

Oilers9911 · 07-27-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

yeah, too many people trying to get a reaction out of me by tossing pebbles at my window, hoping i'll come out and play. couldn't just have had fun being happy i'm gonna hire a midget for my party, no. some guys had to try to be the cock of the walk. whatever, they can't poo poo on my parade. this is just too big.

If hiring a midget for your stupid fantasy football party is considered "big" in your life. You are a pathetic piece of crap.

SackAttack · 07-27-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

I hope the midget snaps and kicks the shit out of HA.

Along that line of thinking, why didn't he just hire a midget free-for-all and bring in a strobe light?

You know, in the name of science.

Bee · 07-27-2006, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chubby

Honestly, that $150/hour could have been spent on much better things than a midget.

I'm sure that's true, but for the life of me I can't think of one.

Subby · 07-27-2006, 07:35 AM

Maybe it's just the quad grande mocha talking, but ironically there are a couple of assholes in this thread and none of them are HA.

For once

Honolulu_Blue · 07-27-2006, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Maybe it's just the quad grande mocha talking, but ironically there are a couple of assholes in this thread and none of them are HA.

For once

This word "asshole", I don't think it means what you think it means. . .

Passacaglia · 07-27-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

As a Southerner, I find this more offensive than renting a midget.

That's quite a paradoxical sentence.

Anthony · 07-27-2006, 08:42 AM

i didn't just throw out "cock of the walk" cuz it sounded snazzy. it's actually rather appropriate for some of the negative dudes in this thread:

Cock of the walk: a chief or master; the hero of the hour;
one who has overcrowed, or got the better of, rivals or
competitors.

Subby · 07-27-2006, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

This word "asshole", I don't think it means what you think it means. . .

ass·hole Pronunciation Key (

s

h

l

)
n. Vulgar Slang

A chocolate covered dildo.
A cuddly little bunny.
Chubby.

EagleFan · 07-27-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Maybe it's just the quad grande mocha talking, but ironically there are a couple of assholes in this thread and none of them are HA.

For once

HA is by default. Just like in all of his other "LOOK AT ME!!!" threads and posts.

Fidatelo · 07-27-2006, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

As a Southerner, I find this more offensive than renting a midget.

Of course you would.

Chubby · 07-27-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

ass·hole Pronunciation Key (

s

h

l

)
n. Vulgar Slang

A chocolate covered dildo (otherwise knwon as a Subby)
A cuddly little bunny.
Chubby.

There ya go.

KWhit · 07-27-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

ass·hole Pronunciation Key
n. Vulgar Slang

A chocolate covered dildo.
A cuddly little bunny.
Chubby.

It looks like you can add Fidatelo to that list.

Fidatelo · 07-27-2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

It looks like you can add Fidatelo to that list.

Of course you can!

stevew · 08-25-2006, 11:00 AM

In case you need some clothes for the event, i saw this on tshirthell.

rkmsuf · 08-25-2006, 11:06 AM

Is this chip/salsa/midget weekend?

If so, enjoy utopia.

Glengoyne · 08-25-2006, 11:49 AM

I'm with HA on this one. I think it is funny as hell.

Desnudo · 08-25-2006, 12:09 PM

I think it's pointless, but in a free and open society a midget should be able to sell his services to whoever he likes.

rkmsuf · 08-25-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I think it's pointless, but in a free and open society a midget should be able to sell his services to whoever he likes.

Yeah, I'm missing the humor in it. I would feel like a dink ordering the guy around and laughing at him.

Anywho, I have no problem with it per se if midgets want to sell these services.

Logan · 08-25-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Yeah, I'm missing the humor in it. I would feel like a dink ordering the guy around and laughing at him.

Anywho, I have no problem with it per se if midgets want to sell these services.

While everyone is laughing at the midget, he's going to be laughing to himself at everyone as he thinks of how he's making more money than they are.

rkmsuf · 08-25-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

While everyone is laughing at the midget, he's going to be laughing to himself at everyone as he thinks of how he's making more money than they are.

Still doesn't mean I would enjoy making fun of him.

lighthousekeeper · 10-18-2006, 10:05 PM

So whatever came of this?! I was reminded of this thread as I pondered renting a Steve Balboni.

Anthony · 10-18-2006, 10:12 PM

i will not divulge the goings on in my life with this bad community anymore. long story short, just days before my draft i called up the midget and offhandedly asked him how tall (or in his case - short) he was, and he said he was 4'9". my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on). the legal description of a midget is anyone who is 4'9" or shorter, so he technically was a midget. i needed someone in the area of 3 feet or less, and i decided that he didn't fit my criteria so i relieved him of his duties.

you people are bad luck. for now on i will tell you after the fact, not before. you guys jinxed my Super Bowl Siamese Fighting Fish Tournament, too.

fuckholes.

lighthousekeeper · 10-18-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on).

pxplskthx

Anthony · 10-18-2006, 10:21 PM

she's cute. pettite little woman from Ecuador. her breast size to body size ratio is near unprecidented.

digamma · 10-18-2006, 11:02 PM

Galaxy · 10-19-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i will not divulge the goings on in my life with this bad community anymore. long story short, just days before my draft i called up the midget and offhandedly asked him how tall (or in his case - short) he was, and he said he was 4'9". my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on). the legal description of a midget is anyone who is 4'9" or shorter, so he technically was a midget. i needed someone in the area of 3 feet or less, and i decided that he didn't fit my criteria so i relieved him of his duties.

you people are bad luck. for now on i will tell you after the fact, not before. you guys jinxed my Super Bowl Siamese Fighting Fish Tournament, too.

fuckholes.

Super Bowl Simese Fighting Fish Tournament?

JeeberD · 10-19-2006, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Super Bowl Simese Fighting Fish Tournament?

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=46616

Julio Riddols · 10-19-2006, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on).

I have heard of a foot fetish, but my lord..

stevew · 10-19-2006, 07:33 AM

That's rather depressing that he would represent himself like a midget, and instead just be the height of a 5th grader. Maybe next year.

Maple Leafs · 10-19-2006, 08:14 AM

The whole concept of a guy who happens to be short coming up with the idea of posing as a midget to get paid to attend parties cracks me up.

Desnudo · 10-19-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i will not divulge the goings on in my life with this bad community anymore. long story short, just days before my draft i called up the midget and offhandedly asked him how tall (or in his case - short) he was, and he said he was 4'9". my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on). the legal description of a midget is anyone who is 4'9" or shorter, so he technically was a midget. i needed someone in the area of 3 feet or less, and i decided that he didn't fit my criteria so i relieved him of his duties.

you people are bad luck. for now on i will tell you after the fact, not before. you guys jinxed my Super Bowl Siamese Fighting Fish Tournament, too.

fuckholes.

Your resolution lasted one sentence.

KWhit · 10-19-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Your resolution lasted one sentence.

Good point.

MikeVic · 08-22-2008, 09:06 AM

Fidatelo · 08-22-2008, 09:35 AM

Funniest part is "August 23th"

Anthony · 08-22-2008, 10:38 AM

i got the call too late (today) that this year's draft would be in my place. i didn't have enough time to make proper preparations, nor enough funds to make it truly special.

i am disgusted that the midget i was going to use (the subject of this thread originally) was only 4'9". imagine being too small to be considered a normal human, but too tall to be a traditional midget? what a waste. i would kill myself.

anyway, that year's draft had the possibility, nay, the certainty, of being my league's greatest draft ever. 4 foot fucking 9. you can't even join the carnival at that height.

07-27-2006, 07:35 AM	#69
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Maybe it's just the quad grande mocha talking, but ironically there are a couple of assholes in this thread and none of them are HA. For once __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 07-27-2006 at 07:36 AM.

08-25-2006, 11:06 AM	#80
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Is this chip/salsa/midget weekend? If so, enjoy utopia. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-18-2006, 10:05 PM	#86
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	So whatever came of this?! I was reminded of this thread as I pondered renting a Steve Balboni. __________________ ...

10-19-2006, 08:14 AM	#95
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	The whole concept of a guy who happens to be short coming up with the idea of posing as a midget to get paid to attend parties cracks me up. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-22-2008, 09:06 AM	#98
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	haha

07-26-2006, 10:28 PM	#58
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Dola. (Since HA outlawed that, I like it) I think he's saying that I have red hair by saying "pumpkin". Dude, that totally rocks!! I love it!! Seriously.

07-26-2006, 10:53 PM	#60
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	My feelings about the direction of this thread.

07-27-2006, 12:21 AM	#65
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	I hope the midget snaps and kicks the shit out of HA.

07-27-2006, 08:42 AM	#72
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i didn't just throw out "cock of the walk" cuz it sounded snazzy. it's actually rather appropriate for some of the negative dudes in this thread: Cock of the walk: a chief or master; the hero of the hour; one who has overcrowed, or got the better of, rivals or competitors.

08-25-2006, 11:00 AM	#79
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	In case you need some clothes for the event, i saw this on tshirthell.

08-25-2006, 11:49 AM	#81
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I'm with HA on this one. I think it is funny as hell.

08-25-2006, 12:09 PM	#82
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I think it's pointless, but in a free and open society a midget should be able to sell his services to whoever he likes.

10-18-2006, 10:12 PM	#87
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i will not divulge the goings on in my life with this bad community anymore. long story short, just days before my draft i called up the midget and offhandedly asked him how tall (or in his case - short) he was, and he said he was 4'9". my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on). the legal description of a midget is anyone who is 4'9" or shorter, so he technically was a midget. i needed someone in the area of 3 feet or less, and i decided that he didn't fit my criteria so i relieved him of his duties. you people are bad luck. for now on i will tell you after the fact, not before. you guys jinxed my Super Bowl Siamese Fighting Fish Tournament, too. fuckholes.

10-18-2006, 10:21 PM	#89
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	she's cute. pettite little woman from Ecuador. her breast size to body size ratio is near unprecidented.

10-18-2006, 11:02 PM	#90
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet

10-19-2006, 07:33 AM	#94
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	That's rather depressing that he would represent himself like a midget, and instead just be the height of a 5th grader. Maybe next year.

08-22-2008, 09:35 AM	#99
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Funniest part is "August 23th" __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

08-22-2008, 10:38 AM	#100
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i got the call too late (today) that this year's draft would be in my place. i didn't have enough time to make proper preparations, nor enough funds to make it truly special. i am disgusted that the midget i was going to use (the subject of this thread originally) was only 4'9". imagine being too small to be considered a normal human, but too tall to be a traditional midget? what a waste. i would kill myself. anyway, that year's draft had the possibility, nay, the certainty, of being my league's greatest draft ever. 4 foot fucking 9. you can't even join the carnival at that height.

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