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Old 08-18-2005, 03:02 PM   #51
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I'll do it after Farrah does

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Old 08-18-2005, 03:02 PM   #52
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16 people viewing this thread...lol...I like girls with a little meat on them. Not fat or anything, but curvy is nice. I don't want to feel like I'm getting down with a 12 year old boy. Ass, breasts, and legs..they all are nice..The face is important, too of course. You don't want to give a girl the once over from bottom to top and find a twist ending at the end.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:03 PM   #53
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:03 PM   #54
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I prefer breasts over breast.

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Old 08-18-2005, 03:03 PM   #55
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:04 PM   #56
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:04 PM   #57
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:04 PM   #58
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16 people viewing this thread...lol...I like girls with a little meat on them. Not fat or anything, but curvy is nice. I don't want to feel like I'm getting down with a 12 year old boy. Ass, breasts, and legs..they all are nice..The face is important, too of course. You don't want to give a girl the once over from bottom to top and find a twist ending at the end.

See, regardless of my male pig nature, I always look at a girl starting with her face, especially her eyes and lips.

That old cliche about the eyes being the gateway to the soul is pretty accurate I've found and by studying a girl's mouth you can learn quite a bit, too.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:06 PM   #59
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I'll do it after Farrah does

Um, sorry. Hard to feel sexy enough to bare it all when I feel like a beach ball.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:07 PM   #60
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Yeah, it took a half hour to reach page 2. Pretty popular stuff here today.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:07 PM   #61
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Yeah, it took a half hour to reach page 2. Pretty popular stuff here today.

damn i did it again
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:07 PM   #62
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Um, sorry. Hard to feel sexy enough to bare it all when I feel like a beach ball.

One of my favourite professors liked to say that he thought pregnant women were the most beautiful women on Earth because of the life they had inside of them.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:08 PM   #63
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One of my favourite professors liked to say that he thought pregnant women were the most beautiful women on Earth because of the life they had inside of them.

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Old 08-18-2005, 03:09 PM   #64
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For all you ass men out there, I'm sure you've been in the situation where you see someone from behind, and then they turn around and you turn to stone.

What was the saying when we were kids? Dreamboat body, shipwreck face. If you're checking out the front, you won't have that problem.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:12 PM   #65
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:16 PM   #66
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:25 PM   #67
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:28 PM   #68
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How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

I guess it's how I interpreted the question. Did he mean best feature to look at on random women, or feature you'd most prefer on your own woman?


If it's a random woman walking down the street or someone I see at work - someone I'll never talk to again, then yeah, it's boobs easily. They are great to swoon over. Nothing gets guys talking more than a great rack.

But when it's someone you are sleeping with on a regular basis, it doesn't take me long to get bored with their tots if they have other great features.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:30 PM   #69
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But when it's someone you are sleeping with on a regular basis, it doesn't take me long to get bored with their tots if they have other great features.

I guess that still doesn't compute with me. The joys of the breast are infinite.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:33 PM   #70
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I guess that still doesn't compute with me. The joys of the breast are infinite.

It's about time me and Schmidty found something we could agree on.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:34 PM   #71
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this thread is going to have the guys make love to there woman tonight
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:41 PM   #72
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I like all three, and a nice face. I don't think I can pick one over the other. But a bad face will ruin anything...
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:46 PM   #73
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:51 PM   #74
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:01 PM   #75
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See, regardless of my male pig nature, I always look at a girl starting with her face, especially her eyes and lips.

That old cliche about the eyes being the gateway to the soul is pretty accurate I've found and by studying a girl's mouth you can learn quite a bit, too.

you make me sick. if you were standing right in front of me i would make myself throw up on your shoes.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:02 PM   #76
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:05 PM   #77
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:06 PM   #78
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you make me sick. if you were standing right in front of me i would make myself throw up on your shoes.

Too bad I'm not wearing shoes.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:07 PM   #79
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

lol
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:08 PM   #80
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

Like women don't objectify men? Both genders have certain attributes about the other that they most enjoy looking at (This is, of course, assuming a heterosexual or bisexual orientation) and end up rating how hot they think members of the opposite sex are.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:11 PM   #81
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

And women don't do the same to men?

Please.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:15 PM   #82
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And women don't do the same to men?

Please.

and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:16 PM   #83
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and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?

Well sure, not like we need you guys anyway...
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:21 PM   #84
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Dola - Explain something to me HA. How is it objectifying and disrespectful to talk about women this way? Isn't the act of thinking about women in this manner what causes women to be objects?

Not that I think it does mind you, I just don't understand how talking about women like this is disrespectful.

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Old 08-18-2005, 04:24 PM   #85
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:34 PM   #86
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:51 PM   #87
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and if women all jump off a bridge, men are supposed to do the same thing?

We might as well. If there are no women left, what is the point?
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:15 PM   #88
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.

HA, your wife called. She forgot to tell you that you left your testicles with her again.
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Old 08-18-2005, 05:27 PM   #89
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But it is true a personality can very much improve or corrupt the visuals any day.

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Old 08-18-2005, 05:39 PM   #90
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Headlights first, bumper second.

But it is true a personality can very much improve or corrupt the visuals any day.

Very true on both accounts.

However, I realized my wife had great breasts first before I realized she also had a great personality.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:04 PM   #91
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Very true on both accounts.

However, I realized my wife had great breasts first before I realized she also had a great personality.

Ahem.....ditto.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:16 PM   #92
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I think this thread needs a pole.
Hey... There will be none of that here. Start your own thread for the women here.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:17 PM   #93
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:25 PM   #94
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As far as I'm concerned, I'm mostly an ass man. Although it really depends on the dame I'm stalking at the time. If she has a nice rack, but no bottom I'm still gonna look. Same thing in reverse too. If she's a car carrying member of the IBTC, but has a beautiful backside... I'm in!

And with the rack... size is not everything. I would take a broad with a nice, firm, supple, perky set of B's anyday over DD's that will hit the ground when the bra comes off. Too much titty is not a good thing.

The part of a woman that I find irresistible is the upper chest, right below the collarbone. Some women just make me pause if this area is together...
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:33 PM   #95
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:42 PM   #96
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this thread is disrespectful to women, btw. i'm not gonna participate in this objectifying of females. women develop complexes cuz of stuff like this.


You are completely full of shit.



From your own blog: hxxp://www.deanhouston.org/archive.html

The articles you wrote here don't help your case much either. hxxp://www.deanhouston.org/blog/
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:25 PM   #97
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Of the three? None of the above. I prefer clits. When some of you kids grow up, you'll know why.
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:26 PM   #98
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Dola - Explain something to me HA. How is it objectifying and disrespectful to talk about women this way?

it's disrespectful and objectifying because it reduces women to merely parts. nevermind this faggoty "it's all about their personality" nonsense. tits. ass. legs. waist. parts. it sends the message that unless a female has one or a combination of the above items she isn't desireable.

my wife is always obsessing over her body. she used to be very chubby when she was in grade school, then in high school she went to a personal trainer and really toned her body up. but she always frets about her body. we've been married for 3 years this Sept., so obviously we've gained a little (or in my case a lot) of weight. we've now slimmed down again. i'm 6'1, 212 pounds, she's 5'10, 130 something.

5'10, 130 something, after 3 years of marriage? most women would kill for that. but it's not enough that she's slimmed down, no, she has to continually worry about her body. it drives me batty. it's society's fault she perceives her body to not be desireable (i love her body and i tell her daily, that's right, daily). so i know for sure her doubts about how acceptable her body is don't come from me. i make it a point to consistently praise her. but she sees this celebrity with a 6 pack. that celebrity with a thin waist and huge knockers. always comparing herself to them. and i know to a degree, to bring this back on topic, that many, many women compare themselves to celebrities/models, which is unfair.

my stock answer when she sees so and so on tv looking all sexy and complains about whichever body part is "how can you compare yourself to someone whose job it is to look that way?" i tell her "you get paid to be in your profession, she gets paid to maintain her body a certain way, she has all the time in the world to work on her body and you only have whatever spare time to go to the gym. it's her *job* to look like that." i always say "what do you need a washboard stomach for? the only women who need 6 pack stomachs are models and actresses, not married women who are going to be having a baby within 2 years".

i'm not a tit man, not a leg man and not an ass man. i call myself a body man. i dig the whole thing. unless they have a hunchback or HIV, most every woman has a redeeming quality in my eyes.
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:31 PM   #99
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Of the three? None of the above. I prefer clits. When some of you kids grow up, you'll know why.

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Old 08-18-2005, 07:44 PM   #100
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. tits. ass. legs. waist. parts. it sends the message that unless a female has one or a combination of the above items she isn't desireable.

Umm ... HA, I think maybe you oughta lay off the cyber for a while.

Because if a woman doesn't have some combination of the above items, she's likely either digital or dead. They may not be perfect, but they kinda gotta exist
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