Defend FOFC from ferocious 5-year-olds! (game) - Page 2

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 04:36 PM

I'd like to use 4 energy please. I'm facing a lot of those bastards.

Nevermind, I see the turn is locked.

JeeberD · 03-28-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Waiting List assignments:

JeeberD assigned to guard the May door.

My birthday is in May. I feel good about this...

Aw, crap. I wanted to go 4 on the energy scale.

Damn...

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 04:41 PM

I've upped the defender dice to d20 rather than d10. We were getting into deep doo-doo already.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 04:41 PM

I'll bump both of yours to 4, guys.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 04:58 PM

Turn 1 Results:

Mhass mows down all of his 29 opponents.
Gottimd disables all of his 27.
Fonzie takes out all of his 29.
TargetPractice6 gets all of his 29.
JeeberD gets all of his 37.
EaglesFan27 waxes 30 of 44. Uh-oh. That leaves 14…
Desnudo gets a mere 21 of 36. That leaves 15…
WSUCougar gets 37 of 40. That leaves 3…
Digamma takes out 34 of 37. That leaves 3…
Hell Atlantic takes down all 23. And applies 13 excess to November…
JPhillips rubs out 25 of 36. But HA gets the rest.
Lathum gets all of his 32.

The kids press forward their Turn 1 attack…

EaglesFan27 gets overwhelmed! They scream their fury, and drag the helpless doctor to the ground, inflicting 20 points of damage. Brutal.

Kicking shins and pulling hair, the brats stick Desnudo with 13 points of damage.

WSUCougar absorbs 4 points of damage, while digamma gets a mere single point.

Turn 2 Posted

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

EaglesFan27 gets overwhelmed! They scream their fury, and drag the helpless doctor to the ground, inflicting 20 points of damage. Brutal.

Turn 2 Posted

Ouch. The agony. The indignity.

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 05:03 PM

I'll use 2, which is the maximum assuming I'm understanding the rules correctly.

JeeberD · 03-28-2005, 05:04 PM

I'll go with three again and send any excess energy over to the good doctor in June...

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'll go with three again and send any excess energy over to the good doctor in June...

Thanks

Edit: It looks you already spent 4 last month (he upgraded us both even though we posted after the turn 1 was locked.)

JeeberD · 03-28-2005, 05:10 PM

Oops, thanks for pointing that out. Guess I'll go with 2, and in the unlikely chance that I have extra energy I'll still send it your way...

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 05:15 PM

Oh boy, 47 angry brats at my door. I shouldn't have told them there is no Santa Claus. I'll go with my max, 3, and hope for the best.

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 05:16 PM

I'll go 3 again and send any excess to eaglesfan

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 05:17 PM

This is insanely brilliant

digamma · 03-28-2005, 05:20 PM

I've got to use 2.

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I'll go 3 again and send any excess to eaglesfan

Thank you

I agree with you, brilliant idea to create this game.

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 05:24 PM

I'm heading home from work now, I may have to take a 3 by default, I'll be home in about 15 minutes

Coffee Warlord · 03-28-2005, 05:26 PM

I'm standing by on the waiting list with my child-bashing powers at ready.

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Oh boy, 47 angry brats at my door. I shouldn't have told them there is no Santa Claus. I'll go with my max, 3, and hope for the best.

On the wild chance that I'm alive and have energy left, I'll send it to Eagles. The June-July hole needs to be plugged.

gottimd · 03-28-2005, 05:30 PM

Shit, I didnt even know I was in the game. Gimme 3 again, for Round 2. If I read it correctly, I had 3 the first turn, and I can't exceed 6 in back to back turns.

tucker342 · 03-28-2005, 05:34 PM

march waiting list here I come!

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 05:59 PM

home, looks like i didn't miss anything

Franklinnoble · 03-28-2005, 06:03 PM

This thread would be so much cooler if someone had actually programmed a little flash game for this or something... flere could do the graphics...

sterlingice · 03-28-2005, 06:30 PM

I'll get in line for my door.

SI

JPhillips · 03-28-2005, 06:38 PM

I'll go three energy. Excess goes to December.

Why do these children hate Desnudo so much?

Anthony · 03-28-2005, 06:47 PM

give me two.

next turn, the strobe lights go on oN ON.

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

I'll go three energy. Excess goes to December.

Why do these children hate Desnudo so much?

thanks !

Scoobz0202 · 03-28-2005, 06:57 PM

Sign me up for whatever my month is...

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 07:05 PM

In the highly unlikely event that I have any excess energy, please give it to Desnudo.

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 07:07 PM

Thanks Eagles. I think we're in for it on this one.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 07:38 PM

I'll go with 2 and excess to digamma (Sept).

Turn 2 is closed.

By the way, we need to determine how we win (or lose). X number of children incapacitated? Perhaps...um...5000?

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 08:01 PM

Turn 2 Results:

Mhass takes out 24 of his 31 opponents. That leaves 7…
Gottimd just manages to drop all of his 29.
Fonzie takes out a disastrous 4 of his 29. That leaves 25!
TargetPractice6 pummels all of his 34.
JeeberD gets only 8 of his 24. That leaves 16…
EaglesFan27 waxes 21 of 35. That leaves 14…
Desnudo takes out 35 of 47. That leaves 12…
WSUCougar gets 26 of 28. That leaves 2…
Digamma takes out 21 of 36. That leaves 15…
Hell Atlantic takes down all 27.
JPhillips knocks out all 23. He applies excess 4 to December.
Lathum gets 27 of his 32. JPhillips gets 4 more. That leaves 1…

The children strike…

Mhass gets bit for 8 points of damage.
Fonzie gets mauled for 22 points of damage!
JeeberD gets his knees whacked for 16 points of damage.
EaglesFan27 loses 17 more points of damage for a total of 37, and is in major trouble.
Desnudo gets swamped for 11 points, and a total of 24.
WSUCougar loses another point for a total of 5 damage.
Digamma gets throttled for 16 more points, a total of 17 damage.
Lathum loses 2 points of damage.

*****

Anyone need a replacement?

gottimd · 03-28-2005, 08:01 PM

3rd turn:

I'll go 3 again.

I dont understand the "excess" portion/option

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 08:11 PM

I'll go for an energetic 4 as I make my last stand. I'll send any excess to Desnudo.

Gottimd, I can't see any reason not to send your excess to one of your neighbors. Basically, if you manage to beat down your little mob of children, you can use any extra "damage" that you rolled to help a neighboring door beat their kids down.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

I dont understand the "excess" portion/option

It means that if your energy die rolls exceed the number of children at your door, you can apply any leftover amount to an adjacent door to help them out.

gottimd · 03-28-2005, 08:17 PM

Can I send my excess to EaglesFan27? Sorry, that is what I originally wanted to do, but when I was reading below, it seemed like someone sent excess children to another person, and if that was the case, I didnt want to screw you by sending children your way.

If it has to be a neighbor, give it to Fonzie.

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 08:18 PM

I think Fonzie is going to get overrun. I'll put another 3 in, with excess to Eagles. If you sub out, can you come back and do you regain health?

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 08:26 PM

I'm fairly sure that we can only sub out if our door is empty of children, if I read this correctly. I am wondering if we do manage to sub out, do we regain health?

digamma · 03-28-2005, 08:26 PM

I'm going 3 here.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

If you sub out, can you come back and do you regain health?

Yes and yes.

TargetPractice6 · 03-28-2005, 08:39 PM

I'll use 3 for turn 4... I can't take them all guys so I could use any excess.

WSUCougar · 03-28-2005, 08:41 PM

I'll go with 4 energy, and Desnudo I'm going to assign you 10 of my roll points right off the top. We need to plug this gap or June is going to collapse.

Eaglesfan27 · 03-28-2005, 08:46 PM

If I can sub out, I'd be glad to sub out and let someone healthy come in to help plug June.

gottimd · 03-28-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I'll go with 2 and excess to digamma (Sept).

Turn 2 is closed.

By the way, we need to determine how we win (or lose). X number of children incapacitated? Perhaps...um...5000?

So is 5,000 the number, but another main goal is not to let a month collapse? And do you keep the children you have pummeled if you sub out or do you have to start over at 0? We need some updated standings.

JPhillips · 03-28-2005, 08:56 PM

3 with excess to December if HellAtlantic plays 4, excess to September if HellAtlantic plays less than 4.

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 09:10 PM

I'll gamble and stick this round out. If I'm still alive, I'll sub out.

Wolfpack · 03-28-2005, 09:23 PM

Why does this scene strike me as something coming out of "Aliens" or similar fare? Angry, yelling 5-year-olds in excessive numbers on one side, desperate, teeth-gritting FOFCers desperately pushing back on the other side?

Fonzie · 03-28-2005, 09:39 PM

Sign me up for 3 energy. F*ckin' brats.

Desnudo · 03-28-2005, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

So is 5,000 the number, but another main goal is not to let a month collapse? And do you keep the children you have pummeled if you sub out or do you have to start over at 0? We need some updated standings.

You know, looking at the round 3 chart, I wonder if we'll make it to 5000. The kids are beating the stuffing out of us right now.

Lathum · 03-28-2005, 10:16 PM

3 here

Swaggs · 03-28-2005, 10:28 PM

This is laugh out loud good stuff.

I wish we had some graphics or something.

03-28-2005, 04:41 PM	#53
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I've upped the defender dice to d20 rather than d10. We were getting into deep doo-doo already. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-28-2005, 04:41 PM	#54
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'll bump both of yours to 4, guys. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-28-2005, 04:58 PM	#55
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Turn 1 Results: Mhass mows down all of his 29 opponents. Gottimd disables all of his 27. Fonzie takes out all of his 29. TargetPractice6 gets all of his 29. JeeberD gets all of his 37. EaglesFan27 waxes 30 of 44. Uh-oh. That leaves 14… Desnudo gets a mere 21 of 36. That leaves 15… WSUCougar gets 37 of 40. That leaves 3… Digamma takes out 34 of 37. That leaves 3… Hell Atlantic takes down all 23. And applies 13 excess to November… JPhillips rubs out 25 of 36. But HA gets the rest. Lathum gets all of his 32. The kids press forward their Turn 1 attack… EaglesFan27 gets overwhelmed! They scream their fury, and drag the helpless doctor to the ground, inflicting 20 points of damage. Brutal. Kicking shins and pulling hair, the brats stick Desnudo with 13 points of damage. WSUCougar absorbs 4 points of damage, while digamma gets a mere single point. Turn 2 Posted __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-28-2005, 05:03 PM	#57
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I'll use 2, which is the maximum assuming I'm understanding the rules correctly. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

03-28-2005, 05:04 PM	#58
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'll go with three again and send any excess energy over to the good doctor in June... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-28-2005, 05:10 PM	#60
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oops, thanks for pointing that out. Guess I'll go with 2, and in the unlikely chance that I have extra energy I'll still send it your way... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-28-2005, 05:15 PM	#61
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Oh boy, 47 angry brats at my door. I shouldn't have told them there is no Santa Claus. I'll go with my max, 3, and hope for the best.

03-28-2005, 05:16 PM	#62
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'll go 3 again and send any excess to eaglesfan

03-28-2005, 05:17 PM	#63
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	This is insanely brilliant

03-28-2005, 05:20 PM	#64
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	I've got to use 2.

03-28-2005, 05:24 PM	#66
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm heading home from work now, I may have to take a 3 by default, I'll be home in about 15 minutes

03-28-2005, 05:26 PM	#67
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I'm standing by on the waiting list with my child-bashing powers at ready.

03-28-2005, 05:30 PM	#69
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Shit, I didnt even know I was in the game. Gimme 3 again, for Round 2. If I read it correctly, I had 3 the first turn, and I can't exceed 6 in back to back turns. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

03-28-2005, 05:34 PM	#70
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	march waiting list here I come!

03-28-2005, 05:59 PM	#71
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	home, looks like i didn't miss anything

03-28-2005, 06:03 PM	#72
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	This thread would be so much cooler if someone had actually programmed a little flash game for this or something... flere could do the graphics...

03-28-2005, 06:30 PM	#73
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I'll get in line for my door. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-28-2005, 06:38 PM	#74
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I'll go three energy. Excess goes to December. Why do these children hate Desnudo so much?

03-28-2005, 06:47 PM	#75
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	give me two. next turn, the strobe lights go on oN ON.

03-28-2005, 06:57 PM	#77
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Sign me up for whatever my month is...

03-28-2005, 07:05 PM	#78
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	In the highly unlikely event that I have any excess energy, please give it to Desnudo. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

03-28-2005, 07:07 PM	#79
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Thanks Eagles. I think we're in for it on this one.

03-28-2005, 07:38 PM	#80
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'll go with 2 and excess to digamma (Sept). Turn 2 is closed. By the way, we need to determine how we win (or lose). X number of children incapacitated? Perhaps...um...5000? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage. Last edited by WSUCougar : 03-28-2005 at 07:43 PM.

03-28-2005, 08:01 PM	#81
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Turn 2 Results: Mhass takes out 24 of his 31 opponents. That leaves 7… Gottimd just manages to drop all of his 29. Fonzie takes out a disastrous 4 of his 29. That leaves 25! TargetPractice6 pummels all of his 34. JeeberD gets only 8 of his 24. That leaves 16… EaglesFan27 waxes 21 of 35. That leaves 14… Desnudo takes out 35 of 47. That leaves 12… WSUCougar gets 26 of 28. That leaves 2… Digamma takes out 21 of 36. That leaves 15… Hell Atlantic takes down all 27. JPhillips knocks out all 23. He applies excess 4 to December. Lathum gets 27 of his 32. JPhillips gets 4 more. That leaves 1… The children strike… Mhass gets bit for 8 points of damage. Fonzie gets mauled for 22 points of damage! JeeberD gets his knees whacked for 16 points of damage. EaglesFan27 loses 17 more points of damage for a total of 37, and is in major trouble. Desnudo gets swamped for 11 points, and a total of 24. WSUCougar loses another point for a total of 5 damage. Digamma gets throttled for 16 more points, a total of 17 damage. Lathum loses 2 points of damage. ***** Anyone need a replacement? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-28-2005, 08:11 PM	#83
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I'll go for an energetic 4 as I make my last stand. I'll send any excess to Desnudo. Gottimd, I can't see any reason not to send your excess to one of your neighbors. Basically, if you manage to beat down your little mob of children, you can use any extra "damage" that you rolled to help a neighboring door beat their kids down. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 03-28-2005 at 08:12 PM.

03-28-2005, 08:17 PM	#85
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Can I send my excess to EaglesFan27? Sorry, that is what I originally wanted to do, but when I was reading below, it seemed like someone sent excess children to another person, and if that was the case, I didnt want to screw you by sending children your way. If it has to be a neighbor, give it to Fonzie. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 03-28-2005 at 08:18 PM.

03-28-2005, 08:18 PM	#86
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I think Fonzie is going to get overrun. I'll put another 3 in, with excess to Eagles. If you sub out, can you come back and do you regain health?

03-28-2005, 08:26 PM	#87
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I'm fairly sure that we can only sub out if our door is empty of children, if I read this correctly. I am wondering if we do manage to sub out, do we regain health? __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

03-28-2005, 08:39 PM	#90
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	I'll use 3 for turn 4... I can't take them all guys so I could use any excess.

03-28-2005, 08:41 PM	#91
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'll go with 4 energy, and Desnudo I'm going to assign you 10 of my roll points right off the top. We need to plug this gap or June is going to collapse. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-28-2005, 08:46 PM	#92
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	If I can sub out, I'd be glad to sub out and let someone healthy come in to help plug June. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 03-28-2005 at 08:47 PM.

03-28-2005, 08:56 PM	#94
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	3 with excess to December if HellAtlantic plays 4, excess to September if HellAtlantic plays less than 4.

03-28-2005, 09:10 PM	#95
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'll gamble and stick this round out. If I'm still alive, I'll sub out.

03-28-2005, 09:23 PM	#96
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Why does this scene strike me as something coming out of "Aliens" or similar fare? Angry, yelling 5-year-olds in excessive numbers on one side, desperate, teeth-gritting FOFCers desperately pushing back on the other side?

03-28-2005, 09:39 PM	#97
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Sign me up for 3 energy. F*ckin' brats.