Spring Break: Shark Attack . . . - Page 2

Logan · 03-20-2005, 09:25 PM

Someone's feet are about to get chopped off.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 09:26 PM

Sweet.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 09:30 PM

Rufies in the drink. Theres a beach full of slutty chicks as hot as this girl, and you gotta use the rufie.

TLK · 03-20-2005, 09:31 PM

Ryan Atwood wouldn't have let her get on that boat.....

Logan · 03-20-2005, 09:34 PM

PLEASE eat them all.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 09:35 PM

I like how 10 minutes pass between the time they all get in the boat and she's still exactly where she was. I know i'm stating the obvious, but still.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 09:35 PM

So I'm confused, cause I haven't really watched all of this. Is everyone aware that people keep getting eaten? Or is it a big secret?

Or should I shoot myself for actually pondering the logic of this movie?

stevew · 03-20-2005, 09:35 PM

Oh man, if only they had that supersonic shark avoidance device right now.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I like how 10 minutes pass between the time they all get in the boat and she's still exactly where she was. I know i'm stating the obvious, but still.

Isn't she the main character? In that case, she cant die.

Rizon · 03-20-2005, 09:39 PM

This movie is missing a Louis Gossett Jr. and a Dennis Quaid.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 09:46 PM

I turned this movie on 5 minutes ago.

"Inescapable conclusion...sucks!"

TLK · 03-20-2005, 09:47 PM

This is turning into an after school special...

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 09:47 PM

What is this? A packet of unidentified pills with one missing? This wouldn't be the ruffie, would it? How can it be that the creepy guy that keeps hitting on me and bought me the only drink I drank last night is the guy that slipped me the ruffie?

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 09:51 PM

Ok, I bet the movie Locusts is going to ROCK!

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 09:52 PM

What's with the killer [insert animal/insect here] and Elvis movies on CBS? Am I back in 1976? What's next, Disaster on Flight 5256?

DaddyTorgo · 03-20-2005, 09:53 PM

this movie sucks. but it sucks in such a great way. maybe that's because i'm watching it with this girl and we're both ripping it over IM.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 09:58 PM

That was the most awesome half-eaten body I've ever seen.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 10:01 PM

Did anyone else just think "Consecutive Thread Hilarity?"

OC chick: "Charlie, you were right!" (cuts to commercial)
Guy: "I have genital herpes."

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:10 PM

This is from the esteemed Shannon Luccio's IMDB page:

Hot off her role on "The O.C.," Lucio has landed the female lead in the CBS original movie, "The Untitled James LaRosa Project," opposite Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner Kathy Baker and Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award nominee Bryan Brown. She will star as 'Danielle,' a sheltered high school senior who secretly joins her friends on a Spring Break trip to Florida, defying the orders of her overly-protective father. Production is currently under way in South Africa. The film will debut on March 20th, 2005.

Obviously they missed the gist of the tv movie.

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 10:10 PM

Did he just wind surf into a shark's mouth?

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 10:13 PM

"This can't be real. This can't be happening."

This can't be on TV.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:15 PM

I just can't believe that no one has mentioned the stunning similarites to Cocktail... I mean the both have Bryan Brown, a beach, and similar acting levels.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 10:16 PM

"The Untitled James LaRosa Project,"

Untitled because you wouldn't friggin believe it if we told you.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 10:16 PM

Glad to see the Rufie guy get eaten in half.

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Glad to see the Rufie guy get eaten in half.

"What are you doing? Get off of me!"

cthomer5000 · 03-20-2005, 10:18 PM

"This wasn't supposed to happen."

Oh, really?

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"The Untitled James LaRosa Project,"

Untitled because you wouldn't friggin believe it if we told you.

I wonder if that is how they pitched it to the girl... leaving out all mentions of sharks until she got to South Africa (because obviously there are no pristine beaches in America?)

A side note, it seems the illustrious James Larosa also penned the brilliant "The Real World Movie: The Lost Season." That involved killer sharks as well I believe.

Karlifornia · 03-20-2005, 10:19 PM

I'm on the west coast, so I don't get to watch this for another 40 minutes. I'm chomping at the bit...muhahaha

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:20 PM

Holy shit, did a shark just harpoon him? I wasn't watching.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:21 PM

And you know your tv movie sucks when 6 people are listed in the cast on IMDB... and none of them are Bryan Brown of Cocktail (as this must somehow be below him, since he isn't listed, but still good enough to get paid).

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I wonder if that is how they pitched it to the girl... leaving out all mentions of sharks until she got to South Africa (because obviously there are no pristine beaches in America?)

A side note, it seems the illustrious James Larosa also penned the brilliant "The Real World Movie: The Lost Season." That involved killer sharks as well I believe.

"This wasn't supposed to happen" was an ad lib. She was talking to her agent.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Holy shit, did a shark just harpoon him? I wasn't watching.

I think he just harpooned himself.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:21 PM

This movie would kick ass if sharks had laser beams.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 10:22 PM

At least they have the decency not to drag this crap out over 2 days.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I think he just harpooned himself.

Oh, well that doesn't make nearly as much sense.

Send Marissa... she's a drunk... wait, wrong show.

cthomer5000 · 03-20-2005, 10:22 PM

wouldn't she have wanted to push the harpoon through? I mean the 'head' was already sticking out of his back...

cthomer5000 · 03-20-2005, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

This movie would kick ass if sharks had laser beams.

I wouldn't rule it out just yet.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:24 PM

If you don't move, they can't see you.

I learned that in Jurassic Park

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 10:24 PM

If the pods all work in series, how does he know pod 6 is out?

Logan · 03-20-2005, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

This is from the esteemed Shannon Luccio's IMDB page:

Hot off her role on "The O.C.," Lucio has landed the female lead in the CBS original movie, "The Untitled James LaRosa Project," opposite Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner Kathy Baker and Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award nominee Bryan Brown. She will star as 'Danielle,' a sheltered high school senior who secretly joins her friends on a Spring Break trip to Florida, defying the orders of her overly-protective father. But her father won't mind once she becomes skilled at fixing boats while underwater and surrounded by sharks, leading to a new, lucrative career.

Fixed it.

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

wouldn't she have wanted to push the harpoon through? I mean the 'head' was already sticking out of his back...

I'm pretty sure they would have wanted to leave it in. Less blood loss that way.

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:27 PM

Anyone else waiting for a shark to pop out of the sand, then someone harpoons it?

I should be a writer.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 10:27 PM

OK, I have no idea what the back story is with the old guy, but if Jack Russell is being blamed for a club fire, shouldn't this guy be headed to jail? Where's Sam Watterson when you need him?

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:28 PM

worst. ending. ever.

cthomer5000 · 03-20-2005, 10:28 PM

10 thumbs up.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2005, 10:29 PM

Let's have a light-hearted chuckle amongst the bodies strewn all over the sand. We need to end this atrocity on a Scooby-Doo moment.

Logan · 03-20-2005, 10:30 PM

I think the best thing about the title of this movie is that it isn't "Spring Break: Shark Attack" (as the thread title says). It's actually "Spring Break Shark Attack." Somehow, the colon seems to actually make sense.

Or maybe I'm just too used to seeing "CSI: Whatever city they're in now."

Easy Mac · 03-20-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Let's have a light-hearted chuckle amongst the bodies strewn all over the sand. We need to end this atrocity on a Scooby-Doo moment.

So the sharks were really just old man jones? that would explain the weird disappearance of the globetrotters.

now lets pop some scooby snacks and eat lots of food for totally unrelated reasons.

the news better kick ass next, or else i'll be horribly disappointed.

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 10:30 PM

I think this movie gives new meaning to the word lame. It was fun to rip on, but such a bad movie.

cthomer5000 · 03-20-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

I think this movie gives new meaning to the word lame. It was fun to rip on, but such a bad movie.

we should all do this more often.

03-20-2005, 09:46 PM	#61
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I turned this movie on 5 minutes ago. "Inescapable conclusion...sucks!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-20-2005, 09:52 PM	#65
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	What's with the killer [insert animal/insect here] and Elvis movies on CBS? Am I back in 1976? What's next, Disaster on Flight 5256? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-20-2005, 10:16 PM	#73
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"The Untitled James LaRosa Project," Untitled because you wouldn't friggin believe it if we told you. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-20-2005, 10:19 PM	#78
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm on the west coast, so I don't get to watch this for another 40 minutes. I'm chomping at the bit...muhahaha __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-20-2005, 10:22 PM	#84
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	At least they have the decency not to drag this crap out over 2 days. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-20-2005, 09:26 PM	#52
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Sweet.

03-20-2005, 09:30 PM	#53
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Rufies in the drink. Theres a beach full of slutty chicks as hot as this girl, and you gotta use the rufie.

03-20-2005, 09:31 PM	#54
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Ryan Atwood wouldn't have let her get on that boat.....

03-20-2005, 09:34 PM	#55
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	PLEASE eat them all.

03-20-2005, 09:35 PM	#56
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I like how 10 minutes pass between the time they all get in the boat and she's still exactly where she was. I know i'm stating the obvious, but still.

03-20-2005, 09:47 PM	#62
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	This is turning into an after school special...

03-20-2005, 09:47 PM	#63
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	What is this? A packet of unidentified pills with one missing? This wouldn't be the ruffie, would it? How can it be that the creepy guy that keeps hitting on me and bought me the only drink I drank last night is the guy that slipped me the ruffie?

03-20-2005, 09:51 PM	#64
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Ok, I bet the movie Locusts is going to ROCK!

03-20-2005, 09:53 PM	#66
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	this movie sucks. but it sucks in such a great way. maybe that's because i'm watching it with this girl and we're both ripping it over IM.

03-20-2005, 09:58 PM	#67
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	That was the most awesome half-eaten body I've ever seen.

03-20-2005, 10:01 PM	#68
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Did anyone else just think "Consecutive Thread Hilarity?" OC chick: "Charlie, you were right!" (cuts to commercial) Guy: "I have genital herpes."

03-20-2005, 10:10 PM	#69
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	This is from the esteemed Shannon Luccio's IMDB page: Hot off her role on "The O.C.," Lucio has landed the female lead in the CBS original movie, "The Untitled James LaRosa Project," opposite Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner Kathy Baker and Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award nominee Bryan Brown. She will star as 'Danielle,' a sheltered high school senior who secretly joins her friends on a Spring Break trip to Florida, defying the orders of her overly-protective father. Production is currently under way in South Africa. The film will debut on March 20th, 2005. Obviously they missed the gist of the tv movie.

03-20-2005, 10:13 PM	#71
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	"This can't be real. This can't be happening." This can't be on TV.

03-20-2005, 10:15 PM	#72
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I just can't believe that no one has mentioned the stunning similarites to Cocktail... I mean the both have Bryan Brown, a beach, and similar acting levels.

03-20-2005, 10:20 PM	#79
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Holy shit, did a shark just harpoon him? I wasn't watching.

03-20-2005, 10:21 PM	#80
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	And you know your tv movie sucks when 6 people are listed in the cast on IMDB... and none of them are Bryan Brown of Cocktail (as this must somehow be below him, since he isn't listed, but still good enough to get paid).

03-20-2005, 10:24 PM	#88
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If you don't move, they can't see you. I learned that in Jurassic Park

03-20-2005, 10:27 PM	#92
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Anyone else waiting for a shark to pop out of the sand, then someone harpoons it? I should be a writer.

03-20-2005, 10:28 PM	#94
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	worst. ending. ever.

03-20-2005, 10:29 PM	#96
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Let's have a light-hearted chuckle amongst the bodies strewn all over the sand. We need to end this atrocity on a Scooby-Doo moment. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-20-2005, 10:30 PM	#97
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I think the best thing about the title of this movie is that it isn't "Spring Break: Shark Attack" (as the thread title says). It's actually "Spring Break Shark Attack." Somehow, the colon seems to actually make sense. Or maybe I'm just too used to seeing "CSI: Whatever city they're in now."

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