Tonya Harding Then and Now

[samifan24]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Uh, I think he was talking about the male ice skaters.

And what makes you think I'm not talking about the male gymnasts!




Kidding, of course.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Uh, I think he was talking about the male ice skaters.

Yeah, I saw that coming. And I still posted. That shows you how secure I am.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by samifan24

Gymnasts > Ice Skaters

Touche!

If your thing is women who look like little boys.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

If your thing is women who look like little boys.

Did you hear about the kid they think is gonna be the next big pop star?
People say he's got alot of Micheal Jackson in him.


Ba dum bump.

[samifan24]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

If your thing is women who look like little boys.

Ok, that's just nasty. I was trying to make a joke about suicane's ice skaters comment, but now I just give up.

[WSUCougar]

What?

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by samifan24

Ok, that's just nasty. I was trying to make a joke about suicane's ice skaters comment, but now I just give up.

Take a deep breath, now breath out.

[rkmsuf]

The last line is the best part.

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Tonya Harding to wrestle transvestite

Knight Ridder Newspapers
Feb. 28, 2005 06:25 PM

Tonya Harding is fighting a Florida woman who weighs under 135 pounds. Well, sort of.

The disgraced Olympic figure skater-turned-beefy slugger will face skinny transvestite television personality Daisy D, best known locally for his "Queen on the Scene" antics on the South Florida gossip TV show "Deco Drive."

The gender-bender brawl takes place March 10 at Beach Bums in Fort Lauderdale. advertisement




"Daisy D never told me she was a he when we were talking on the phone," groaned promoter Damon Feldman. "Well, it's close enough. Tonya doesn't mind too much."

Feldman said the three-round "celebrity boxing" main event will become a pro wrestling match because the Florida Dept. of Business and Professional Regulation, which oversees the Florida Boxing Commission, nixed the idea of Harding sparring a totally inexperienced opponent - despite the fact that they would be wearing 16-ounce gloves and protective head gear.

"Harding is a known professional boxer and according to our rules she can only fight as a professional fighter," said Department spokeswoman Meg Shannon. "She cannot participate in a prearranged fight because that would be illegal. Prearranged fights are considered fixed fights under our rules."

But Florida does not oversee pro wrestling, Shannon said - so almost anything goes.

"As long as Harding doesn't wear boxing gear while she is engaged in pro wrestling, the promoter is not breaking the law."

Harding has a 3-3 record as a professional boxer. And like Daisy D, she has no known pro wrestling experience.

In addition to Harding, Feldman will feature four other pro wrestling matches, including "a local wrestler who weighs 650 pounds."

There will also be a raunchy Paris Hilton look-a-like contest, with the winner getting at least $250 in cash, Feldman said.

"We're out to give South Florida fight fans a classy night out," Feldman said.

[JeeberD]

Noop needs to be our reporter on the scene...

[Suicane75]

Picsplskthnx

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Noop needs to be our reporter on the scene...

Good idea! I mean, how much can a ticket to this cost?

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by chinaski

man, for some reason I dont even wish that could happen. Tonya HATES her mother and dually hated my uncle, so I dont have any shot at a real white trash xmas.

Umm, yes you do...

Originally Posted by chinaski

when i was 15 i would skip school with my girlfriend and we would drive to clackamas town center mall to get wasted

[Suicane75]

I will pay Noop $100 to put on a blonde wig and enter the Paris Hilton lookalike contest, and post pics.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Well, we ARE talking about South Florida and fight fans...

I was going on the assumption this Feldman guy was trying to be funny.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

The last line is the best part.

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"We're out to give South Florida fight fans a classy night out," Feldman said.

Well, we ARE talking about South Florida and fight fans...

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I will pay Noop $100 to put on a blonde wig and enter the Paris Hilton lookalike contest, and post pics.

I'll chip in an extra $20...

[Noop]

Haha no thanks.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Good idea! I mean, how much can a ticket to this cost?

The prize pool is in excess of $250, so probably pretty steep. Possibly $5-10.

[cartman]

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

It's been so long I'd probably screw mrskippy right now.

Wow, and he's banned, so he can't defend himself...

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

This thread is getting really uncomfortable.

That's one month if they're the same person, and two days if they are in fact different people.

Or was it one month if they were lying, and didn't really want to screw jars of peanut butter, and just two days if they were telling the truth. Yeah, that's right, I think lying was the issue.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

She's not gonna make a skeptical of her boxing career...

Best interview ever!!!

Paul wants to talk to you.

[lytic]

12 Nov 1970 Tonya Harding born, Portland OR.
1990 Marries Jeff Gillooly at age 19.
1993 Divorces Jeff Gillooly.
6 Jan 1994 Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan attacked with a telescoping baton by Sahne Stant, who was hired by Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckardt.
1 Feb 1994 Jeff Gillooly pleads guilty to racketeering.
17 Mar 1994 Tonya Harding pleads guilty to conspiracy to hinder prosecution.
30 Jun 1994 Stripped of title and banned from figure skating for life.
14 Jul 1994 Jeff Gillooly sentenced to two years prison.
Sep 1994 Stills of Harding and Gillooly's pornographic wedding video purchased by Penthouse.
May 2000 Tonya Harding pleads guilty to disorderly conduct, after she assaulted her boyfriend Darren Silver with a hubcap.
13 Mar 2002 Tonya Harding defeats Paula Jones in Celebrity Boxing. For reasons unknown, Amy Fisher had to back out.
20 Apr 2002 Arrested, drunk driving. BAL 0.16, Vancouver WA.
9 Jan 2003 Appears in court over a "probation violation" in which unopened cans of beer were found in a vehicle in which she was a passenger, driving in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest. Judge to prosecutor: "You are wasting the court's time."
22 Feb 2003 First professional boxing bout, loses in four rounds.

[thesloppy]

Originally Posted by chinaski

when i was 15 i would skip school with my girlfriend and we would drive to clackamas town center mall to get wasted

Man....I worked at Clackamas Town Center for a good 4 years of my life at the crap-ass faux health-food establishment 'The Good Earth'. Why I would admit that to anyone, I don't know, but I suppose if I could find somebody right now who would pay me to lazily ogle teenage hostesses with hourly pot-smoking breaks, I'd probably accept that job too. Plus, Clackamas is just about the only place a kid from Portland can get any 'street cred', I ran that kitchen like Adibisi on Oz.

After working there for a little while, I learned that not only had Tonya Harding done a short stint as a waitress, but a little lady named Monica Liewinski had also served her time in TofuTown. I hatched an elaborate, diabolical plan to sneak a peek at their personal files: I would walk over to the file cabinet, pull them out, and read them. Well, I don't know what kind of juicy gossip I was expecting, but I was severely disappointed. If I remember correctly they were both fired for showing up late repeatedly, but compromising photos or microfilm, police reports, mug-shots, wire-taps recorded onto one of those cool micro-cassettes....none of that shit.