Jury Duty! - Page 2

Fritz · 06-09-2004, 02:03 PM

I can get you of jury duty with a polaroid camera and some dental floss

Franklinnoble · 06-09-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

I can get you of jury duty with a polaroid camera and some dental floss

Post pix plz, thanks.

rkmsuf · 06-09-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Post pix plz, thanks.

belay that order

Nyarlahotep · 06-09-2004, 02:33 PM

Why would I not want jury duty. It would probably take less time than testifying did (spent two days waiting to testify for 10 minutes) and be more interesting.

Ben E Lou · 06-10-2004, 03:48 PM

VERDICT: Not guilty.
MY BEST GUESS: They did it.
EVIDENCE: Weak.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Seemed incompetent
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Seemed like a slimeball. Played the race card. I hated voting for "his" side.

I feel dirty.

rkmsuf · 06-10-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

VERDICT: Not guilty.
MY BEST GUESS: They did it.
EVIDENCE: Weak.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Seemed incompetent
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Seemed like a slimeball. Played the race card. I hated voting for "his" side.

I feel dirty.

This post is like 10 years late

wig · 06-10-2004, 03:52 PM

It didn't fit, so.....

rkmsuf · 06-10-2004, 03:53 PM

There wasn't by chance a blond male dufus staying with the accused

Hammer755 · 06-10-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

There wasn't by chance a blond male dufus staying with the accused

I don't think anybody's seen David Spade in awhile.

wig · 06-10-2004, 03:55 PM

I'm going to play the race card if I ever go on trial.

Ben E Lou · 06-10-2004, 04:11 PM

One would think that a man who graduated from Law School wouldn't put a transparency up during closing arguments with the spelling "ALLMOST" in all caps. One would further think that if he did, he'd at least apologize and claim his secretary had mis-spelled the word and he didn't notice it until just now.

One would think...

Fritz · 06-10-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

I feel dirty.

something good came of this. see my earlier post.

Franklinnoble · 06-10-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

something good came of this. see my earlier post.

The one about the polaroid and the dental floss?

Fritz · 06-10-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

The one about the polaroid and the dental floss?

you always go right for the cherry slice in the fruit cocktail, don't you?

Samdari · 06-10-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

My wife drew a 14 day Jury penalty that starts the 11th and runs through the 25th. And to make matters even better, we are moving out of state on the 30th. They better let her out of this stuff. If she cant get preempted before hand, its gonna suck.

Shave her head, give her about 26 temporary tatoos, and have her wardrobe selected from an Army surplus store. She'll be home before lunch.

Desnudo · 06-10-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Shave her head, give her about 26 temporary tatoos, and have her wardrobe selected from an Army surplus store. She'll be home before lunch.

Surely there's an easier way?

Franklinnoble · 06-11-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

you always go right for the cherry slice in the fruit cocktail, don't you?

Now there's a metaphor with enough innuendo to give me wood... bravo!

JeeberD · 07-22-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I recieved a summons for jury duty last week and I have to report to the courthouse on Monday the 14th. I received jury duty summons' twice before, but both times I had already moved and couldn't serve. I'm interested to see the process in action, but I really don't want to get selected. I really can't afford to miss much work...

Woot! I just received a $6 check in the mail for the two hours of duty I put in. I'm rich!!!!!!

oliegirl · 07-22-2004, 02:18 PM

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Before today, I had made it to the point of being questioned by the attorneys, but had gotten struck for one reason or another. Today, however, I was chosen for an armed robbery case.

Would those of us in Atlanta know the case at all? Was it publicised? Can you give us any clues as to who it was or what happened?

Ben E Lou · 07-23-2004, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Would those of us in Atlanta know the case at all? Was it publicised? Can you give us any clues as to who it was or what happened?

No, you wouldn't know the case. Two Hispanic men were robbed at gunpoint (or fake gunpoint, depending on whom you believe) in the Stone Mountain area on a Friday night around midnight. The robbers got away with $3.

NevStar · 07-23-2004, 10:40 AM

Stone Mountain? Jake the Snake should've stopped them.

Ben E Lou · 05-20-2005, 01:33 PM

Kind of weird to see the details of this case online now, especially to see the various motions filed that we didn't know about as a jury.

http://www.ojs.dekalbga.org/servlet/...&dcms.pstart=0

Mr. Wednesday · 05-20-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Woot! I just received a $6 check in the mail for the two hours of duty I put in. I'm rich!!!!!!

Jury duty compensation in TX is absurd. They need to get it out of the 1800's and into this century.

Ben E Lou · 01-12-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

One would think that a man who graduated from Law School wouldn't put a transparency up during closing arguments with the spelling "ALLMOST" in all caps. One would further think that if he did, he'd at least apologize and claim his secretary had mis-spelled the word and he didn't notice it until just now.

One would think...

Was thinking about this again today.

What a maroon.

06-10-2004, 03:48 PM	#55
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	VERDICT: Not guilty. MY BEST GUESS: They did it. EVIDENCE: Weak. PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Seemed incompetent DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Seemed like a slimeball. Played the race card. I hated voting for "his" side. I feel dirty. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

06-10-2004, 03:53 PM	#58
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	There wasn't by chance a blond male dufus staying with the accused __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-10-2004, 04:11 PM	#61
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	One would think that a man who graduated from Law School wouldn't put a transparency up during closing arguments with the spelling "ALLMOST" in all caps. One would further think that if he did, he'd at least apologize and claim his secretary had mis-spelled the word and he didn't notice it until just now. One would think... __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 06-10-2004 at 04:12 PM.

07-23-2004, 10:40 AM	#71
NevStar High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Raleigh, NC	Stone Mountain? Jake the Snake should've stopped them. __________________ I can't think of a clever signature.

05-20-2005, 01:33 PM	#72
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Kind of weird to see the details of this case online now, especially to see the various motions filed that we didn't know about as a jury. http://www.ojs.dekalbga.org/servlet/...&dcms.pstart=0 __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

06-09-2004, 02:33 PM	#54
Nyarlahotep College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003	Why would I not want jury duty. It would probably take less time than testifying did (spent two days waiting to testify for 10 minutes) and be more interesting.

06-10-2004, 03:52 PM	#57
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	It didn't fit, so.....

06-10-2004, 03:55 PM	#60
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	I'm going to play the race card if I ever go on trial.

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