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View Poll Results: Do you like tan lines on the opposite sex?
Yes, Tan lines are Sexy 43 48.86%
No, it is the all over tan for my opposite number. 21 23.86%
No Tan, bring on the Albinos! 18 20.45%
Blue, Martians baby! 6 6.82%
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:35 PM   #51
digamma
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That totally backfired.

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Old 09-29-2009, 04:55 PM   #52
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Not an original bet, but I'd offer a decent amount for someone here to go to a spray tan shop twice a day for two weeks and post pictures on the forum at the end of each day. Also, you can't tell the shopkeeper at the salon that you're going as part of a bet.

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I'm in.

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Old 09-29-2009, 05:13 PM   #53
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I'm from New Jersey and anyone I have ever met there that goes tanning has been a total wanker.
Yeah, in my experience overall, and particularly when meeting guys from New Jersey I'd say whether they tan or not has proven to be a flawless litmus test of whether they are a wannabe-guido douchebag.

The only semi-acceptable argument I've seen for a guy tanning is if you're going on vacation in the winter and you want to get a slight base tan so you don't spend days 2-4 burnt. Even so I've never been able to bring my incredibly pale Irish/Norse/Quebecois self to do it.
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:26 PM   #54
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I like tans if the person is supposed to be tan naturally, but I don't like tans on those who wouldn't normally have one. I've just always thought it looked....maybe trashy is too strong of a word, but it's the only one I can think of. Also, look what tanning does to people when they age. It isn't pretty.
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Old 09-29-2009, 06:06 PM   #55
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Karl's Jr. made me laugh out loud.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:46 PM   #56
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Right now, I could care less if she was an albino. So tan lines, no tan lines, farmers tan, whatever, I just want to get her naked and let her play with Jedikooters lightsaber.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:56 PM   #57
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In feel left out, my wife can't get tan lines
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:38 AM   #58
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In feel left out, my wife can't get tan lines

In Phoenix???? Dang.
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:18 AM   #59
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In Phoenix???? Dang.

He don't let her put on clothes. He is a MAN.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:05 AM   #60
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I'm surprised nobody has made a distinction here between "natural" tan and fake tan.

I think natural tan is hot, but the chicks who walk around a muddy shade of orange with bleach blond hair and fake boobies don't really press my buttons.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:14 AM   #61
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Not an original bet, but I'd offer a decent amount for someone here to go to a spray tan shop twice a day for two weeks and post pictures on the forum at the end of each day. Also, you can't tell the shopkeeper at the salon that you're going as part of a bet.

Anyone remember the Friends episode where Ross goes spray tanning?
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:08 AM   #62
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It just speaks to incredibly misplaced priorities, and is a good indicator that they are a shallow/vain/uninteresting person.

Yep. As far as light-skinned girls in general, I like them as light as possible.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:20 AM   #63
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go go fair skin
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:30 AM   #64
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I'm surprised nobody has made a distinction here between "natural" tan and fake tan.

I think natural tan is hot, but the chicks don't really press my buttons.



Fixed that for you.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:08 AM   #65
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Fair skin preferred, don't mind the tan-lines if the girl strips far enough to see the pale parts then she is all right.
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