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Old 05-28-2008, 06:38 PM   #51
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:38 PM   #52
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How long were you with the *****?

I mean the "woman." Yeah...

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Old 05-28-2008, 06:48 PM   #53
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DT, sorry things didn't work out, but seriously - be careful. No woman is worth going down this path for...

And besides, think of the hellacious hangover you'll have tomorrow, then she'll really not be worth it...
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:50 PM   #54
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If this makes you feel any better...i can pretty much promise that she'll end up cheating on this guy too. Once a cheater always a cheater.

I know you won't realize this now...and maybe not for a few years, but you'll look back on this and realize that it was the best thing that happened to you. I found out my "girlfriend" was cheating on me, two weeks before giving her a ring. This was 3 years ago. I look back now and even though I dont have a girlfriend, I am more happy now that if I would've started a life with her.

Things happen for a reason. If you believe in God, which I do, I take this as his way of testing me personally to see what kind of person I am. Everyone has struggles throughout their life which molds them into the person they are. Others find that someone easy yet have other struggles in life...healthy...job loss..and such.

Okay my rant is over, if it made any sense at all.
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:14 PM   #55
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:43 PM   #56
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I have so many pearls of wisdom, but they can only be understood and appreciated by the sober.

I lol'd.

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Old 05-28-2008, 08:12 PM   #57
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:15 PM   #58
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:22 PM   #59
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Mind if i join you...my business partner just f'ed a multi mill deal...walked away from it today...

I have slowly been drinking the night...once the wife gets home, I am pounding the bottle...
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:19 PM   #60
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I'm thinking DT must be passed out by now. Sorry to hear about YOUR day though Dennis.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:36 PM   #61
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This thread makes -me- want to get my drunk on.

word on that. i hope dt deletes this thread
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:18 AM   #62
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wow - shortly after that last post I made it over to bed and passed out
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:21 AM   #63
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:43 AM   #64
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Does that offer extend to the non-drunk?
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:17 AM   #65
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:10 AM   #66
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:22 AM   #67
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I have so many pearls of wisdom, but they can only be understood and appreciated by the sober.

How does your radio audience do it, then?

Oh zing!
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:38 AM   #68
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DT, I'll third, fourth or whatever that this chick ain't worth it man. There's a woman out there for you and it'll happen when it's supposed to... and when you least expect it too. In the meantime, try to find something not alcohol-related and distract yourself.

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If this makes you feel any better...i can pretty much promise that she'll end up cheating on this guy too. Once a cheater always a cheater.

I know you won't realize this now...and maybe not for a few years, but you'll look back on this and realize that it was the best thing that happened to you. I found out my "girlfriend" was cheating on me, two weeks before giving her a ring. This was 3 years ago. I look back now and even though I dont have a girlfriend, I am more happy now that if I would've started a life with her.

Things happen for a reason. If you believe in God, which I do, I take this as his way of testing me personally to see what kind of person I am. Everyone has struggles throughout their life which molds them into the person they are. Others find that someone easy yet have other struggles in life...healthy...job loss..and such.

Okay my rant is over, if it made any sense at all.

It makes perfect sense, this bsak guy knows what he's saying.

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Old 05-29-2008, 08:22 AM   #69
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oh man work should be fun - course i didn't really drink enough to be hung over (although I'm not sure how much i ended up drinking, i took a couple big swigs straight from the bottle before i passed out)
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:25 AM   #70
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oh...i know she's not worth it and everything, and these things happen for a reason. and like i said to people - i'm glad i found this out now as opposed to later (as in the case of bsak) where i would have invested a lot more into it.

but knowing that intellectually doesn't necessarily mean i can control my response, ya know?
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:34 AM   #71
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but knowing that intellectually doesn't necessarily mean i can control my response, ya know?

No one ever said it is easy. Just take a day at a time. Do things to take your mind off of things. Calls some buddies, go out with them. But honestly, cut her out of your life completely. Even the guy that you said you talked to (I think)...don't. It will only make it harder to heal yourself.

The pain will become less and less until one day it'll be gone. I know that line is from a movie but I can't put my finger on it right now.

Good Luck DT.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:38 AM   #72
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No one ever said it is easy. Just take a day at a time. Do things to take your mind off of things. Calls some buddies, go out with them. But honestly, cut her out of your life completely. Even the guy that you said you talked to (I think)...don't. It will only make it harder to heal yourself.

The pain will become less and less until one day it'll be gone. I know that line is from a movie but I can't put my finger on it right now.

Good Luck DT.

lol - oh i have no need to talk to that guy anymore. that was more just like...to confirm my suspiscions and at least be able to walk away secure in the knowledge that i'm not leaving behind anything worthwhile.

she's cut out - hey does anyone know if it's possible to have incoming calls & text messages blocked on a cellphone?
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:44 AM   #73
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:47 AM   #74
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Glad you're ok DT. Shoot me an IM if you wanna get it out of your system.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:56 AM   #75
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Glad you're ok DT. Shoot me an IM if you wanna get it out of your system.

will do
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:16 PM   #76
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doing okay. day wasn't too bad actually, aside from the gnawing pit in my stomach (which may be b/c of the drinking or may be b/c i haven't felt like eating much lately)

but i will survive. no doubt
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:30 PM   #78
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:50 PM   #79
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great. listened to that last night too (maybe), although all I really remember is that I think I passed out listening to "Criminal" by Fiona Apple
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:45 PM   #81
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:06 PM   #82
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okay so I ened up drinking half the bottle last night between when I took the first shot and when I last posted.

That's not bad considering my world record was a full bottle in a night (and that night I didn't pass out like I did last night)

I still got it!!
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:25 PM   #83
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:41 PM   #84
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heh. You and me need to take in a Revs game, DT

yes...yes we definitely do!
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:44 AM   #85
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:23 AM   #86
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oh this won't be "night after night" - absolutely not. no way. she's not worth that much. but a couple nights? 3-4 bottles of alcohol over the course of the summer? sure
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oh this won't be "night after night" - absolutely not. no way. she's not worth that much. but a couple nights? 3-4 bottles of alcohol over the course of the summer? sure

the summer?

my god man, the summer is when you go out and bang random women! Don't waste it feeling all sad and shit. Go fuck someone already and get her out of your system.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:31 AM   #88
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the summer?

my god man, the summer is when you go out and bang random women! Don't waste it feeling all sad and shit. Go fuck someone already and get her out of your system.

dude we're talking about me here...i'm in the boat with izulde as far as "lack of game"

the only way i'm going to just go out and bang random women/go fuck someone is if I pay for it, and frankly although I might actually be that desperate, I have a little bit too much self-respect for that (not that the thought hasn't crossed my mind)
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:37 AM   #89
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:42 AM   #90
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yes yes this is true cronin - but idk...i don't like to fish. i'm not a fisherman.

never really have been - my social skills are weak - i wouldn't know the first thing about going out and picking up a girl - not even for a one night stand, but even if you were to talk about for a potential relationship. wouldn't know where to go...what to do - i'm a wallflower in places like clubs and such.

and i feel like i'm at an age (28) where my lack of knowledge and experience is beginning to be less "cute" and is starting to work against me, as in "what's wrong with you?"

*sighs*
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Dude, I'm 35, and I still play "I got no game." And it works.

lol
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:06 AM   #93
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DT, my friend, may I recommend listening to some angry music to get you out of this funk?

Fucking Hostile - Pantera





Broken - Pantera





BYOB - System of a Down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Az7JPZ6ZA

Straight out of Line - Godsmack

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angry music is GOOD. me likes.

lol - Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" was my on the train music this morning - but I'm way down with some Pantera. fuckin rad
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yes pantera's "fucking hostile" and "broken" are 2 of my all-time favorite angry songs... they make me wanna rip the heads off my teddy bears.
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:18 AM   #96
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yes pantera's "fucking hostile" and "broken" are 2 of my all-time favorite angry songs... they make me wanna rip the heads off my teddy bears.

i did that the other night. i had only bought one thing for her (a crystal ornament), and a teddy-bear with a little pouch to hold it in.

suffice to say that the teddy bear paid for the bitch's actions - and the crystal ornament will as soon as i get a hammer to crush it in glee...and i think i'm planning a little bonfire with the remnents of the teddy bear
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i did that the other night. i had only bought one thing for her (a crystal ornament), and a teddy-bear with a little pouch to hold it in.

suffice to say that the teddy bear paid for the bitch's actions - and the crystal ornament will as soon as i get a hammer to crush it in glee...and i think i'm planning a little bonfire with the remnents of the teddy bear

How about pretending the teddy bear is her, rip her a new butthole, stick the crystal ornament in her ass, and whack it with the hammer.

Then you can proceed with your little bonfire.
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How about pretending the teddy bear is her, rip her a new butthole, stick the crystal ornament in her ass, and whack it with the hammer.

Then you can proceed with your little bonfire.

well i already stabbed the teddy bear in the face, cut it open, cut her chest open and tore out her insides, but i guess i could stuff them back in and rip her a new asshole like you suggest
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:32 AM   #99
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How about pretending the teddy bear is her, rip her a new butthole, stick the crystal ornament in her ass, and whack it with the hammer.

Then you can proceed with your little bonfire.

Proof that women are indeed crazy.
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:41 AM   #100
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