Aww crap, now I've gone and done it - Page 2

Suicane75 · 05-30-2005, 11:42 AM

5 and a half years, its time for them to get over their intial misgivings about you.
Congratulations man.

JeeberD · 05-30-2005, 12:15 PM

Agreed, Sui. However, they've come a long way. Used to be that they couldn't hear my name without making a face, but my Thanksgiving with them was actually a pleasant experience.

fantastic flying froggies · 05-30-2005, 04:00 PM

Congrats Jeebs! I'm happy for you.

Cap Ologist · 05-31-2005, 01:10 AM

Congrats Jeebs!

Raiders Army · 05-31-2005, 07:02 AM

Congrats!

FrogMan · 05-31-2005, 08:30 AM

Congrats Jeebs!!! Now you two need to have a child and the slogan on the CFL t-shirts will really mean something to you

FM

sportsfan13 · 05-31-2005, 11:46 AM

Congratulations!!! There seems to have been a wave of engagements on here!

cartman · 05-31-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Buy a 12 pack of condoms. Not because your going to have sex 12 times this week but to prepare you for marriage where the going rate is 1 once per month for an average of 180 secs. Congrats but your penis hates you....

So, sex averages 6 times longer once you get married? Sweet, I gotta get me a wife now!

MylesKnight · 05-31-2005, 12:30 PM

Congratulations to you and your bride-to-be, Jeebs.

Excellent News!

Blackadar · 05-31-2005, 12:51 PM

gratz

CamEdwards · 05-31-2005, 12:54 PM

nice move, Jeebs.

And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!

It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.

sterlingice · 05-31-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

nice move, Jeebs.

And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!

It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.

To be fair, didn't your wife just have twins a month or two ago?

SI

judicial clerk · 05-31-2005, 01:51 PM

Now Mrs. JeeberD will always be there; smiling, judging, watching...

JeeberD · 05-31-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

Congrats Jeebs!!! Now you two need to have a child...

Whoa now, big fella! No kids for a few more years...

oliegirl · 06-01-2005, 08:37 AM

Awwwww - Congratulations! If your fiancee needs any help with planning - tell her to email me - I LOVE planning weddings

CamEdwards · 06-01-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

To be fair, didn't your wife just have twins a month or two ago?

SI

Yep, two months ago. And to be even more fair, at night I've been craving sleep a heckuva lot more than I've been craving sex.

hhiipp · 06-01-2005, 09:11 AM

Well again in her defense Cam, you're probably not the easiest person to have sex with, I imagine the ashes from your cigs burn her a bit as you pump away.

JAG · 06-01-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Later my girl...fiancee

Get used to that, it stays pretty hard to remember. Hell, I've still called her a girlfriend at times after having been married.

Congrats man, welcome to wedding planning.

sterlingice · 06-01-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

Get used to that, it stays pretty hard to remember. Hell, I've still called her a girlfriend at times after having been married.

It just seems so weird to say and get used to saying. Since it's the path of least resistance, I blame the French.

SI

Bonegavel · 06-01-2005, 10:43 AM

What's with all the grats? Did you finally get GI Jeeber to Level 3?

congrats.

Bonegavel · 06-01-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Agreed, Sui. However, they've come a long way. Used to be that they couldn't hear my name without making a face, but my Thanksgiving with them was actually a pleasant experience.

Don't take it personally (I'm sure you don't) but as a man with a daughter, NO MAN will be good enough for her. Goes with the territory. They will despise you for about 10 years until one day it dawns on them that you actually are a nice guy.

sterlingice · 06-01-2005, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

Don't take it personally (I'm sure you don't) but as a man with a daughter, NO MAN will be good enough for her. Goes with the territory. They will despise you for about 10 years until one day it dawns on them that you actually are a nice guy.

That's weird- my fiance's parents love me. I, on the other hand, am clutching blueprints for a moat for any future daughter I have.

SI

Fonzie · 06-01-2005, 11:07 AM

Congratulations JeeberD!

Noop · 06-01-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

nice move, Jeebs.

And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!

It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.

Well I am sure your arms are looking like popeye's these days

lurker · 06-01-2005, 11:16 AM

Nothing new to say, just the usual -- congratulations! Did you make a big speech when you proposed?

JeeberD · 06-01-2005, 11:27 AM

Nah, no big speech. We had just finished our picnic and were laying on the blanket in the middle of the arboretum. I asked her if she knew how much I loved her, and when she smiled and held her fingers a couple of inches apart I then told her that I loved her more than anyone or anything and then pulled out the ring and asked her if she would marry me. Her eyes got so big when I started to reach into my pocket, it was cute...

Bonegavel · 06-01-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

That's weird- my fiance's parents love me. I, on the other hand, am clutching blueprints for a moat for any future daughter I have.

SI

You think they love you. Some in-laws are just polite. Her dad is sticking needles in his pocket-sized effigy of you as we speak.

My M-i-L has shown nothing but respect and kindness to me since I met her daughter in 1987. Doesn't mean there aren't rituals of death performed in my name every night in their basement.

I never saw it this way until we had our little girl. I'm 6'4" and about 280 -- her suitors are going to feel my pain.

sterlingice · 06-01-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel

You think they love you. Some in-laws are just polite. Her dad is sticking needles in his pocket-sized effigy of you as we speak.

My M-i-L has shown nothing but respect and kindness to me since I met her daughter in 1987. Doesn't mean there aren't rituals of death performed in my name every night in their basement.

I never saw it this way until we had our little girl. I'm 6'4" and about 280 -- her suitors are going to feel my pain.

Actually, I think it may have to do with the fact that her parents are divorced and they both see how we interact together. In a "they aren't making the same mistakes we did" kind of thing.

Or at least that's what I tell myself so that I can sleep at night without worrying about her dad crashing through our front door

SI

hhiipp · 06-01-2005, 03:01 PM

Jeeber is going to have a new theme song.

Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law

The worst person I know
Mother in law, mother in law
She worries me so
Mother in law, mother in law
If she leaves us alone
We could have a happy home
Sent from down below
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law

Satan should be her name
Mother in law, mother in law
To me they’re about the same
Mother in law, mother in law
Everytime I open my mouth
Steps in trying to put me out
How could you stood so low
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law

Come home with my pay
Mother in law, mother in law
She asks me what I made
Mother in law, mother in law
She thinks her advice is a contribution
If she would leave that would be the solution
Don’t come back no more
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law....

Kodos · 06-01-2005, 03:15 PM

Congratulations, Jeebs!

JAG · 06-01-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by hhiipp

Jeeber is going to have a new theme song.

I can't believe I wasn't the only one who thought of that song while reading this post.

Warhammer · 06-01-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Besides, I heard she only swallows once in a while.

Not anymore!

Oh yeah, congrats!

Bonegavel · 06-01-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Actually, I think it may have to do with the fact that her parents are divorced and they both see how we interact together. In a "they aren't making the same mistakes we did" kind of thing.

Or at least that's what I tell myself so that I can sleep at night without worrying about her dad crashing through our front door

SI

We are all making the same mistakes

Anyone thinking otherwise isn't paying attention.

The reason for her dad's right-side-down-frown never dawned on me while we were dating. I just assumed his face was broken or he was just a grumpy old fuck. Now I know that is only partially true.

It turns out it was - 50% grumpy old fuck / 50% touch my daughter and I'll kill you.

Maybe I'm the only father on Earth that thinks this way, but I don't think any man will be good enough for my daughter. I don't care how nice he "appears" to be. When it comes down to it, we all want the same thing and it isn't Nachos with Velveeta® cheese.

05-30-2005, 12:15 PM	#52
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Agreed, Sui. However, they've come a long way. Used to be that they couldn't hear my name without making a face, but my Thanksgiving with them was actually a pleasant experience. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 05-30-2005 at 12:16 PM.

05-30-2005, 04:00 PM	#53
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Congrats Jeebs! I'm happy for you. __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

05-31-2005, 08:30 AM	#56
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	Congrats Jeebs!!! Now you two need to have a child and the slogan on the CFL t-shirts will really mean something to you FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

05-31-2005, 12:30 PM	#59
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	Congratulations to you and your bride-to-be, Jeebs. Excellent News! __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

05-31-2005, 12:54 PM	#61
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	nice move, Jeebs. And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah! It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-31-2005, 01:10 AM	#54
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Congrats Jeebs!

05-31-2005, 07:02 AM	#55
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Congrats!

05-31-2005, 11:46 AM	#57
sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	Congratulations!!! There seems to have been a wave of engagements on here!

05-31-2005, 12:51 PM	#60
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	gratz

05-31-2005, 01:51 PM	#63
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	Now Mrs. JeeberD will always be there; smiling, judging, watching...

06-01-2005, 09:11 AM	#67
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	Well again in her defense Cam, you're probably not the easiest person to have sex with, I imagine the ashes from your cigs burn her a bit as you pump away.

06-01-2005, 10:43 AM	#70
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	What's with all the grats? Did you finally get GI Jeeber to Level 3? congrats.

06-01-2005, 11:07 AM	#73
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Congratulations JeeberD!

06-01-2005, 11:16 AM	#75
lurker High School JV Join Date: May 2001	Nothing new to say, just the usual -- congratulations! Did you make a big speech when you proposed?

06-01-2005, 11:27 AM	#76
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Nah, no big speech. We had just finished our picnic and were laying on the blanket in the middle of the arboretum. I asked her if she knew how much I loved her, and when she smiled and held her fingers a couple of inches apart I then told her that I loved her more than anyone or anything and then pulled out the ring and asked her if she would marry me. Her eyes got so big when I started to reach into my pocket, it was cute... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-01-2005, 03:01 PM	#79
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	Jeeber is going to have a new theme song. Mother in law, mother in law Mother in law, mother in law The worst person I know Mother in law, mother in law She worries me so Mother in law, mother in law If she leaves us alone We could have a happy home Sent from down below Mother in law, mother in law Mother in law, mother in law Satan should be her name Mother in law, mother in law To me they’re about the same Mother in law, mother in law Everytime I open my mouth Steps in trying to put me out How could you stood so low Mother in law, mother in law Mother in law, mother in law Come home with my pay Mother in law, mother in law She asks me what I made Mother in law, mother in law She thinks her advice is a contribution If she would leave that would be the solution Don’t come back no more Mother in law, mother in law Mother in law, mother in law....

06-01-2005, 03:15 PM	#80
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Congratulations, Jeebs!

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