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MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:41 AM

I think kinda gay is leaving hair in the shower if you have a male roommate. You know he'll be in there. Do you want him to look at your pubes?

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

What about your girlfriend's mouth?

I wish I had a girlfriend. My "lady friend" refuses to do that often and I don't kiss her so... I dunno.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Borrowing clothes is only ok if you were thrown in a pool or something. But that brings up the sticky issue of borrowing underwear, because you can't reasonably go commando in another mans clothes.

the only thing men should be borrowing clothes wise is maybe a jacket. that's it other than an emergency type situation like the pool.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I would wash the sheets for hygene reasons because he's probably a typical smelly guy, not because I thought he left some "gay" on my sheets.

Personally, I've never heard of roommates banning each other from their rooms during normal times of the day - like if their studying, or listening to music or something. Privacy is one thing, but you seem to be way over the edge. I wonder what you would do in one of those dorm situations where the room is basically a giant bedroom with study areas?

Yeah if i were to wash the sheets, it would be because they are dirty. If their head is on your pillow, well, you know how greasy hair can get and that's pretty sick.

I think Noop is ok with guys in his room to talk or whatever, but not sleeping on his bed.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:44 AM

Borrowing a tie is ok too.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I would wash the sheets for hygene reasons because he's probably a typical smelly guy, not because I thought he left some "gay" on my sheets.

Personally, I've never heard of roommates banning each other from their rooms during normal times of the day - like if their studying, or listening to music or something. Privacy is one thing, but you seem to be way over the edge. I wonder what you would do in one of those dorm situations where the room is basically a giant bedroom with study areas?

That's why I made sure I got an apartment instead of a dorm. I don't ban my roommate but what in my room would interest him? Only time I would image he would go in there is when his girlfriend is cooking and he would go in to close my closet because the smell of curry seeps into my clothes.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

the only thing men should be borrowing clothes wise is maybe a jacket. that's it other than an emergency type situation like the pool.

Agree. Should be made into a man law.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:46 AM

I would never borrow another guy's underwear. If a guy borrows a pair of mine...i do not want them back. I don't care if it was washed in cholorox. I don't want them back.

Also, next time you use your roommate's wash rag, think of the last thing he washed with it and the first thing you wash on yourself. NASTY!

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

That's why I made sure I got an apartment instead of a dorm. I don't ban my roommate but what in my room would interest him? Only time I would image he would go in there is when his girlfriend is cooking and he would go in to close my closet because the smell of curry seeps into my clothes.

he probably rubs his junk all over your clothes

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:47 AM

Underwear borrowing is off-limits. If a friend wants to borrow mine, he must be very desperate.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

he probably rubs his junk all over your clothes

Not to mention what he does to Noop when he passes out.

Fidatelo · 04-23-2008, 11:49 AM

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:49 AM

Also...sharing porn is off limits. There is enough on the computer now-a-day to be able to find whatever you want free...hell...sharing is computer is off limits too!

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:50 AM

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Also...sharing porn is off limits. There is enough on the computer now-a-day to be able to find whatever you want free...hell...sharing is computer is off limits too!

I had this debate (in a thread here I think) about two guys sharing vcr porn tapes. I am anti-sharing in this case.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

Give me a towel and I will go home. Or I will dry my underwear in the bathroom and then go home. Or just go home wet.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

Normally when you fall in the pool you dry off. Get a towel and presumably it's a warm day whereever you are swimming. Insisting on borrowing clothes is a gay move. Oldest trick in the book.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM

I share porns with my roommate but thats because he has one that really turns on females.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I share porns with my roommate but thats because he has one that really turns on females.

I guess that's a special case. I'm talking two guys sharing run of the mill porn in some bizzare exchange program.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

That's tough. Depends on the scenario. I don't think I would be able to do it myself, but I can see scenarios where it would have to be done by others.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I had this debate (in a thread here I think) about two guys sharing vcr porn tapes. I am anti-sharing in this case.

Yeah, I think that was here too. The enjoyment out of watching the porn would be lost because you'd be thinking what your friend was doing. I think you even said the tape was stopped at a certain point, so you KNOW what happened there.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Yeah, I think that was here too. The enjoyment out of watching the porn would be lost because you'd be thinking what your friend was doing. I think you even said the tape was stopped at a certain point, so you KNOW what happened there.

LMAO!!!!!!!

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:56 AM

I think in the early 90s it was ok to share VCR porn because it wasnt as easy to get as it is now.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 11:57 AM

But make sure you rewind if that's the case then.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

But make sure you rewind if that's the case then.

Wash your hands before you rewind it.

Fidatelo · 04-23-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Normally when you fall in the pool you dry off. Get a towel and presumably it's a warm day whereever you are swimming. Insisting on borrowing clothes is a gay move. Oldest trick in the book.

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

Was your friend's mom hot? If yes..then yes stand around naked.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

I would have stood for 45 mins to an hour.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

Well if you are a kid that's different. Like Shorty could totally get away with this.

Once you hit say, 16, I think your falling in the pool - give me your clothes days are over.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

That sounds like a scenario where borrowing underwear had to be done. Otherwise you'd be going commando on the guy's pants. This way they can throw away the underwear after you're done. The inconvenience is mostly on your part for having to wear it, as opposed to the commando option (which would be more of an inconvenience to them, since pants cost more than underwear), and since you fell in the pool you should bear the brunt of the inconvenience.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:04 PM

Speaking of laundry. I had an interesting/awkward conversation in the car the other day with my buddy and his wife.

We're talking about how we hate to do laundry and such...then his wife (who is a bit ditzy and doesn't think when she talks) blurts out something...

ME: I am sick of doing laundry, and I have to since i dont have any boxers.

Friend's Wife: Speaking of boxers...why do boys always have skid marks in their underwear???

Me: Ummm...skid marks??

Friend's wife: Yeah i see them all the...

Friend: ENOUGH!!

The next 10 mins of the ride was extremely quiet and extremely difficult for me not to bust out laughing.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:06 PM

Guy doesn't know how to wipe? You DO NOT borrow his underwear ever.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:06 PM

Well atleast your buddy doesn't roar(Like a lion) while he is having sex with his girlfriend. Akward the first time I heard it and cracks me up when I hear it now.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:07 PM

When I poop I have to take a shower.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

When I poop I have to take a shower.

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

If they made a device that I can do that then I would it.

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 12:12 PM

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

If they made a device that I can do that then I would it.

You have a bucket? Then you have the device.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

Wait, why are you showering at your friend's house?

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 12:15 PM

Perhaps I fell in the pool?

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Perhaps I fell in the pool?

sounds like gratuitous shower usage

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 12:18 PM

How about I'm visiting from out of state, and we just finished playing basketball?

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

How about I'm visiting from out of state, and we just finished playing basketball?

I would assume that you would have packed a towel. Or that your friend, knowing you were visiting, had some clean ones.

Anything else is one of the oldest tricks in the book.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:21 PM

Yeah this smells fishy.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:22 PM

If your friend lets you sleep in his bed and takes the guest room I'd consider a hotel and less showers.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

I don't think so. I mean he dried his junk with it. Presumably clean junk but still junk.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

I drink beer in the shower...it is amazing.

I had another buddy in college that would do the 3 S's (Shit shower and shave) but in the wrong order.

He would shave, shower, then shit. Stupid fuck.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:37 PM

How can you completely trust your roommate to know he doesn't piss in the shower? That's a whole other can of worms.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:39 PM

I always piss in the shower.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I always piss in the shower.

Why not just wash in the toilet then?

04-23-2008, 11:49 AM	#62
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

04-23-2008, 11:50 AM	#64
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	LOL. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

04-23-2008, 11:52 AM	#68
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I share porns with my roommate but thats because he has one that really turns on females. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

04-23-2008, 12:06 PM	#83
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Well atleast your buddy doesn't roar(Like a lion) while he is having sex with his girlfriend. Akward the first time I heard it and cracks me up when I hear it now. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

04-23-2008, 12:07 PM	#84
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	When I poop I have to take a shower. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

04-23-2008, 11:44 AM	#55
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Borrowing a tie is ok too.

04-23-2008, 11:46 AM	#58
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I would never borrow another guy's underwear. If a guy borrows a pair of mine...i do not want them back. I don't care if it was washed in cholorox. I don't want them back. Also, next time you use your roommate's wash rag, think of the last thing he washed with it and the first thing you wash on yourself. NASTY!

04-23-2008, 11:47 AM	#60
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Underwear borrowing is off-limits. If a friend wants to borrow mine, he must be very desperate.

04-23-2008, 11:56 AM	#73
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I think in the early 90s it was ok to share VCR porn because it wasnt as easy to get as it is now.

04-23-2008, 11:57 AM	#74
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	But make sure you rewind if that's the case then.

04-23-2008, 12:04 PM	#81
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Speaking of laundry. I had an interesting/awkward conversation in the car the other day with my buddy and his wife. We're talking about how we hate to do laundry and such...then his wife (who is a bit ditzy and doesn't think when she talks) blurts out something... ME: I am sick of doing laundry, and I have to since i dont have any boxers. Friend's Wife: Speaking of boxers...why do boys always have skid marks in their underwear??? Me: Ummm...skid marks?? Friend's wife: Yeah i see them all the... Friend: ENOUGH!! The next 10 mins of the ride was extremely quiet and extremely difficult for me not to bust out laughing.

04-23-2008, 12:12 PM	#87
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

04-23-2008, 12:15 PM	#90
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Perhaps I fell in the pool? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

04-23-2008, 12:18 PM	#92
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	How about I'm visiting from out of state, and we just finished playing basketball? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

04-23-2008, 12:21 PM	#94
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah this smells fishy.

04-23-2008, 12:22 PM	#95
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	If your friend lets you sleep in his bed and takes the guest room I'd consider a hotel and less showers. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-23-2008, 12:37 PM	#98
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	How can you completely trust your roommate to know he doesn't piss in the shower? That's a whole other can of worms.

04-23-2008, 12:39 PM	#99
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I always piss in the shower.

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