To tell the Truth . . . - Page 2

Fritz · 06-17-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee

1) I once passed out in Peoria and woke up naked in New Orleans with a condom hanging out of my ass.

2) I have a tattoo of Che Guevara in fishnet stockings on my forearm.

3) I am my sister's father

4) I crapped my pants at my prom

5) I am such a freak that Howard Stern brings me on when his ratings are sagging

I don't think I would admitted any of that.

Anrhydeddu · 06-17-2003, 03:46 PM

1. I never played basketball with Kellen Winslow

2. I never been overseas in my travels

3. I never told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker

4. I never managed a rock band of surfers

5. I never owned a game development company

John Galt · 06-17-2003, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
1. I never played basketball with Kellen Winslow

2. I never been overseas in my travels

3. I never told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker

4. I never managed a rock band of surfers

5. I never owned a game development company

You made fun of Marmel's uneventful life and then only list 1 thing you have actually done. Weak.

Anrhydeddu · 06-17-2003, 03:54 PM

That's what I get for trying to be clever. I'll revise.

1. I played basketball with Kellen Winslow

2. I been overseas in my travels

3. I told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker

4. I managed a rock band of surfers

5. I owned a game development company

Eaglesfan27 · 06-17-2003, 04:50 PM

I'll guess number 5

Buzzbee · 06-17-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I don't think I would admitted any of that.

Yeah Fritz, but which one isn't true?

korme · 06-17-2003, 05:34 PM

Buzzbee · 06-17-2003, 05:44 PM

Correct Shorty. I am not my Sisters Father. I am actually my Father's Sister. Well, after that surgery.

dawgfan · 06-17-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
That's what I get for trying to be clever. I'll revise.

1. I played basketball with Kellen Winslow

2. I been overseas in my travels

3. I told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker

4. I managed a rock band of surfers

5. I owned a game development company

Hmmm, I'll guess 4, but suspect it might be 1 instead...

Daimyo · 06-17-2003, 05:56 PM

Even though I can't imagine its true, I don't remember bucc ever talking about traveling overseas (and he's talked about a lot of domestic travel), so I'm going to pick #2.

(somebody please jump in if I'm right, I might not be back to check this forum until tomorrow)

revrew · 06-17-2003, 07:43 PM

The only one left is #1, so that's my guess.

Anrhydeddu · 06-17-2003, 07:49 PM

My (relatively) long time friend Daimyo is quite correct. It is #2, surprisingly.

CamEdwards · 06-17-2003, 08:33 PM

great. so now we have to wait for Daimyo to return in order for this thread to continue? How DARE he have a life.

Maple Leafs · 06-17-2003, 08:40 PM

Go for it Cam. You know you want to.

VPI97 · 06-17-2003, 09:41 PM

(Thought I'd keep the thread from slipping)

1 - While in college, I went to see Hole play at the campus ballroom. During the course of the concert, Courtney Love decides to stage dive and in the process, someone rips the front of her dress. Pissed, she makes her way to the front of the stage (a few feet from me), grabs security and tries to find who did it. When the guy asks me if I was the one, I politely reply "I would never disrespect someone like that". Courtney hears this, gives me a kiss and says "You're so sweet".

2 - Once upon a time, I asked my girlfriend of only 6 weeks to marry me...9 years and two kids later, it doesn't seem like a rash decision.

3 - During my sophmore year of high school, our football team advanced to the Virginia state championship game (I was a TE/LB) and faced a top team from the eastern part of the state. In that game, I tied the record for most interceptions in the title game (2) and both came against one of the top QB's in the state...a guy by the name of Allen Iverson.

4 - In high school, I was a National Merit Scholar and scored perfect on my SAT's...a few days after the local newspaper made a big deal about it with a front page story, I received a letter in the mail from Virginia Tech. The envelope contains a clipping of the article along with a personal letter from the President of the university asking me to attend VT, even though I hadn't applied yet.

5 - I have experience in being a engineer. No, not a civil, chemical or computer engineer...the kind that drives trains.

CamEdwards · 06-17-2003, 09:48 PM

#3. Didn't Iverson play tailback in high school?

mckerney · 06-17-2003, 10:02 PM

I'll go with the 'no way you dated a woman' theme again and guess #2

mckerney · 06-17-2003, 10:03 PM

Dola:

Cam, I do believe Iverson was a QB in HS.

VPI97 · 06-17-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
#3. Didn't Iverson play tailback in high school?

You got it (albeit for a wrong reason).

My older brother is the one who tied the record for INT's...and it was against Southampton's Percy Ellsworth (DB for the Giants/Browns). I don't think I made it off the bench for that game. In regards to Iverson, however, he quarterbacked perennial power Hampton to two state championships right after I graduated high school. In both years, he was named state player of the year over future Pro Bowler Aaron Brooks.

korme · 06-18-2003, 01:26 AM

A perfect on your SAT's? WOW.

SirFozzie · 06-18-2003, 02:08 AM

Here's my 5:

#1: I once needed an ambulance ride to the hospital due to a caffeine overdose.

#2: The other member of my morning show team was pulled off the air mid-show for saying McDonald's mixed heroin in with the hamburger

#3: I played one official interscholastic tennis match (for rankings) in my 3 year high school tennis career

#4 :I was in the stands for Carl Yastremski's final game at Fenway Park.

#5: I served as the voice of the Franklin High School Panthers (PA and radio) for 6 years.

JeeberD · 06-18-2003, 02:09 AM

Eaglesfan27 · 06-18-2003, 02:13 AM

korme · 06-18-2003, 02:18 AM

5, unless you failed twice, dummy!

SirFozzie · 06-18-2003, 02:21 AM

Shorty: Actually, JeeberD is right. I worked for the Highschool after graduation, through college, and beyond for a couple more years.

And yes, I did have to go to the hospital due to a caffine overdose (combined with lack of sleep)

Sadly, I wasn't in Fenway Park the day Yaz hung up the #8

Fritz · 06-18-2003, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VPI97
You got it (albeit for a wrong reason).

My older brother is the one who tied the record for INT's...and it was against Southampton's Percy Ellsworth (DB for the Giants/Browns). I don't think I made it off the bench for that game. In regards to Iverson, however, he quarterbacked perennial power Hampton to two state championships right after I graduated high school. In both years, he was named state player of the year over future Pro Bowler Aaron Brooks.

Like another Hampton Player that was honored over a Newport News players....

stkelly52 · 06-18-2003, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SirFozzie
And yes, I did have to go to the hospital due to a caffine overdose (combined with lack of sleep)

That is the one that I always use for games like this. Same thing happened to me back in I was in the Air Force.

Poli · 06-18-2003, 09:43 AM

I'll give this a shot. It was great reading.

1. I blocked five kicks playing football my senior year.

2. I joined the Navy after being kicked out of two other services.

3. I was knocked out of two school spelling bees with the word "parallel".

4. I decided I wanted to coach football before I actually even played organized football. I tried out my junior year in high school after making the decision so I could see how they coach it.

5. I was named all conference shortstop my junior year in high school, but quit to concentrate on football.

cuervo72 · 06-18-2003, 09:56 AM

I say 2.

Marmel · 06-18-2003, 10:04 AM

It has gotta be #3.

Who enters spelling bees anyway? and then loses on the same word, twice? Impossible!

Poli · 06-18-2003, 10:28 AM

You are both wrong. 2 and 3 both happened.

John Galt · 06-18-2003, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
You are both wrong. 2 and 3 both happened.

Wow, 3 is pretty damn embarassing.

Poli · 06-18-2003, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
Wow, 3 is pretty damn embarassing.

Tell me about it. Two r's or two l's? DANG IT!!! I studied so much the next year and was very confident. That word comes up again and I sit in front of the microphone dumbfounded. Was there two r's or two l's? Two l's. No, two r's. Needless to say, I went with two r's both times.

stkelly52 · 06-18-2003, 10:42 AM

I'll say 5

Poli · 06-18-2003, 10:47 AM

Stkelly, you are correct. I quit baseball my freshman year after not playing a lot.

stkelly52 · 06-18-2003, 11:02 AM

Wahoo I'm a winner

Here is my list

When I was in the Airforce I was a crew chief for F-16 fighters. My plane (each plane has 2-3 crew chiefs) crashed killing the pilot. To the best of my knowledge, no cause was ever found.

I have had affairs with 3 different married women.

I was in the movie Anna and the King staring Jodie Foster and Chow Yun Fat. I even had lunch one of the days with Jodie.

I knowingly married a woman who had a type of herpes.

I frequently watch Oprah.

Craptacular · 06-18-2003, 11:15 AM

I hope it's 5.

stkelly52 · 06-18-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Craptacular
I hope it's 5.

Sorry, 5 is true. It is one of my wife's favorite shows, and I am usually home when it comes on, so I watch it.

Marmel · 06-18-2003, 11:50 AM

Poli · 06-18-2003, 11:55 AM

stkelly52 · 06-18-2003, 12:01 PM

Marmel is correct.

Do any of you really think that our board's missionary would have had 1 affair, much less 3? And if he had would he admit it?

The others are all true

Poli · 06-18-2003, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stkelly52
Marmel is correct.

Do any of you really think that our board's missionary would have had 1 affair, much less 3? And if he had would he admit it?

The others are all true

NO! I didn't believe it, but Marmel beat me to it.

Marmel · 06-18-2003, 12:14 PM

That one was easy stkelly!

again, I pass on posting my own. Maybe I will try to come up with a list for next time....I just like guessing though.

Poli · 06-18-2003, 12:28 PM

I'll go again. I'm game, this if fun.

1. As part of my contract to join the Navy, I was sworn in on the field at Busch Stadium.

2. My dad played minor league baseball for the St. Louis Cardinals.

3. I attended a World Series game between the Cardinals and Brewers, but can't remember a single thing about it.

4. I was accidentally left behind at the Memphis Zoo during my third grade field trip.

5. I received a letter from Phil Fulmer about attending the University of Tennessee.

Franklinnoble · 06-18-2003, 01:06 PM

Marmel · 06-18-2003, 01:21 PM

Craptacular · 06-18-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast

3. I attended a World Series game between the Cardinals and Brewers, but can't remember a single thing about it.

I do remember being pissed off that my parents and my best friend's parents went to a game of the '82 Series and didn't take us!

Eaglesfan27 · 06-18-2003, 01:31 PM

korme · 06-18-2003, 01:36 PM

tucker342 · 06-18-2003, 01:41 PM

I'll also say 2...

06-17-2003, 04:50 PM	#55
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I'll guess number 5 __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

06-17-2003, 05:44 PM	#58
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Correct Shorty. I am not my Sisters Father. I am actually my Father's Sister. Well, after that surgery. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

06-17-2003, 07:43 PM	#61
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	The only one left is #1, so that's my guess. __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.

06-17-2003, 08:33 PM	#63
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	great. so now we have to wait for Daimyo to return in order for this thread to continue? How DARE he have a life. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

06-17-2003, 09:41 PM	#65
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	(Thought I'd keep the thread from slipping) 1 - While in college, I went to see Hole play at the campus ballroom. During the course of the concert, Courtney Love decides to stage dive and in the process, someone rips the front of her dress. Pissed, she makes her way to the front of the stage (a few feet from me), grabs security and tries to find who did it. When the guy asks me if I was the one, I politely reply "I would never disrespect someone like that". Courtney hears this, gives me a kiss and says "You're so sweet". 2 - Once upon a time, I asked my girlfriend of only 6 weeks to marry me...9 years and two kids later, it doesn't seem like a rash decision. 3 - During my sophmore year of high school, our football team advanced to the Virginia state championship game (I was a TE/LB) and faced a top team from the eastern part of the state. In that game, I tied the record for most interceptions in the title game (2) and both came against one of the top QB's in the state...a guy by the name of Allen Iverson. 4 - In high school, I was a National Merit Scholar and scored perfect on my SAT's...a few days after the local newspaper made a big deal about it with a front page story, I received a letter in the mail from Virginia Tech. The envelope contains a clipping of the article along with a personal letter from the President of the university asking me to attend VT, even though I hadn't applied yet. 5 - I have experience in being a engineer. No, not a civil, chemical or computer engineer...the kind that drives trains. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining" Last edited by VPI97 : 06-17-2003 at 09:41 PM.

06-17-2003, 03:46 PM	#52
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	1. I never played basketball with Kellen Winslow 2. I never been overseas in my travels 3. I never told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker 4. I never managed a rock band of surfers 5. I never owned a game development company

06-17-2003, 03:54 PM	#54
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	That's what I get for trying to be clever. I'll revise. 1. I played basketball with Kellen Winslow 2. I been overseas in my travels 3. I told Michael Jordan that he was a slacker 4. I managed a rock band of surfers 5. I owned a game development company

06-17-2003, 05:34 PM	#57
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	3

06-17-2003, 05:56 PM	#60
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	Even though I can't imagine its true, I don't remember bucc ever talking about traveling overseas (and he's talked about a lot of domestic travel), so I'm going to pick #2. (somebody please jump in if I'm right, I might not be back to check this forum until tomorrow)

06-17-2003, 07:49 PM	#62
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	My (relatively) long time friend Daimyo is quite correct. It is #2, surprisingly.

06-17-2003, 08:40 PM	#64
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Go for it Cam. You know you want to.

06-17-2003, 09:48 PM	#66
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	#3. Didn't Iverson play tailback in high school? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

06-17-2003, 10:02 PM	#67
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'll go with the 'no way you dated a woman' theme again and guess #2

06-17-2003, 10:03 PM	#68
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Dola: Cam, I do believe Iverson was a QB in HS.

06-18-2003, 01:26 AM	#70
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	A perfect on your SAT's? WOW.

06-18-2003, 02:08 AM	#71
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Here's my 5: #1: I once needed an ambulance ride to the hospital due to a caffeine overdose. #2: The other member of my morning show team was pulled off the air mid-show for saying McDonald's mixed heroin in with the hamburger #3: I played one official interscholastic tennis match (for rankings) in my 3 year high school tennis career #4 :I was in the stands for Carl Yastremski's final game at Fenway Park. #5: I served as the voice of the Franklin High School Panthers (PA and radio) for 6 years. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

06-18-2003, 02:09 AM	#72
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	4 __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-18-2003, 02:13 AM	#73
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	1 __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

06-18-2003, 02:18 AM	#74
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	5, unless you failed twice, dummy!

06-18-2003, 02:21 AM	#75
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Shorty: Actually, JeeberD is right. I worked for the Highschool after graduation, through college, and beyond for a couple more years. And yes, I did have to go to the hospital due to a caffine overdose (combined with lack of sleep) Sadly, I wasn't in Fenway Park the day Yaz hung up the #8 __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

06-18-2003, 09:43 AM	#78
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'll give this a shot. It was great reading. 1. I blocked five kicks playing football my senior year. 2. I joined the Navy after being kicked out of two other services. 3. I was knocked out of two school spelling bees with the word "parallel". 4. I decided I wanted to coach football before I actually even played organized football. I tried out my junior year in high school after making the decision so I could see how they coach it. 5. I was named all conference shortstop my junior year in high school, but quit to concentrate on football. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

06-18-2003, 09:56 AM	#79
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I say 2. __________________ null

06-18-2003, 10:04 AM	#80
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	It has gotta be #3. Who enters spelling bees anyway? and then loses on the same word, twice? Impossible! __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-18-2003, 10:28 AM	#81
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You are both wrong. 2 and 3 both happened. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

06-18-2003, 10:42 AM	#84
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	I'll say 5 __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

06-18-2003, 10:47 AM	#85
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Stkelly, you are correct. I quit baseball my freshman year after not playing a lot. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

06-18-2003, 11:02 AM	#86
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	Wahoo I'm a winner Here is my list When I was in the Airforce I was a crew chief for F-16 fighters. My plane (each plane has 2-3 crew chiefs) crashed killing the pilot. To the best of my knowledge, no cause was ever found. I have had affairs with 3 different married women. I was in the movie Anna and the King staring Jodie Foster and Chow Yun Fat. I even had lunch one of the days with Jodie. I knowingly married a woman who had a type of herpes. I frequently watch Oprah. __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

06-18-2003, 11:15 AM	#87
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I hope it's 5.

06-18-2003, 11:50 AM	#89
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	#2 __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-18-2003, 11:55 AM	#90
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	3 __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

06-18-2003, 12:01 PM	#91
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	Marmel is correct. Do any of you really think that our board's missionary would have had 1 affair, much less 3? And if he had would he admit it? The others are all true __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

06-18-2003, 12:14 PM	#93
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	That one was easy stkelly! again, I pass on posting my own. Maybe I will try to come up with a list for next time....I just like guessing though. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-18-2003, 12:28 PM	#94
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'll go again. I'm game, this if fun. 1. As part of my contract to join the Navy, I was sworn in on the field at Busch Stadium. 2. My dad played minor league baseball for the St. Louis Cardinals. 3. I attended a World Series game between the Cardinals and Brewers, but can't remember a single thing about it. 4. I was accidentally left behind at the Memphis Zoo during my third grade field trip. 5. I received a letter from Phil Fulmer about attending the University of Tennessee. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

06-18-2003, 01:06 PM	#95
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	1

06-18-2003, 01:21 PM	#96
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	5. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."