Have you ever gotten busted a month later? - Page 2

Comey · 07-30-2009, 09:55 PM

You should've told her you expected more, since it took her a month to come up with that.

Then tell her that you anticipated her responding with some play on what you just said, because those with amateur wit will regurgitate whatever it is you said in some form... and if that she is, indeed, expecting more, more is in your pants. And it won't take a month to fire up...unlike her contrived, obviously planned attempt at "wit".

You'll start a Bruce Willis/Cybil Shepard-esque relationship in no time.

Autumn · 07-30-2009, 10:36 PM

This thread had me laughing out loud enough times to invite the attention of my wife. Good job guys.

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Tell her you were only staring because you're the seer; therefore, you should go to her place to avoid being night-killed.

im not sure ive EVER been night killed....

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

This does sound like quite the awkward situation, claphamsa. But at least you're not a married guy who got caught looking at least twice by the same woman. And she didn't suddenly start inviting you to join her for lunch every time she wore a low-cut top, even though she didn't offer when she wore a turtleneck. And she didn't start making up pet names for you like you were her new best friend in the world. And she didn't try to sit on your lap in front of a bunch of stunned co-workers.

God, wouldn't that be something? Can't imagine what that experience would be like.

So, uh, anyway, schedule a meeting in Outlook and ask her to go out on a date.

well, its odd.... due to what I do I know LOTS of details about her..... and she only has a passing knowledge of me (among other things, I processed her security clearance)

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

You guys are fooling yourselves.

Everyone knows clap will only get to the door of her house on Day One, say something weird, and then get himself lynched.

sad but true

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

Girl: So clap, what do you do for a living?
Clap: Im some far programmer.
Girl: Uh...

were co workers... she knows what I do

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

Girl: So clap, what do you do for a living?
Clap: Im some far programmer.
Girl: Uh...

oh i get it... hahahaha

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

OMG how could I have forgotten some far programmer? I was going to lobby to make that clap's title for a while!

tried to do it... dont know how

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:48 AM

I need to learn to multiquote :P

Zelig · 07-31-2009, 08:57 AM

be cocky and funny and the world is your oyster.

JediKooter · 07-31-2009, 11:43 AM

But do you know how to fudge a bank statement?

DaddyTorgo · 07-31-2009, 11:56 AM

this thread might have some of the highest HPP ratio ever seen here on FOFC

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-31-2009, 11:58 AM

"I was only staring because you had a booger. I like that."

Dr. Sak · 07-31-2009, 12:03 PM

You should have used this line...

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 12:12 PM

(.)(.)

Pumpy Tudors · 07-31-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

well, its odd.... due to what I do I know LOTS of details about her..... and she only has a passing knowledge of me (among other things, I processed her security clearance)

Well, that gives you a head start. So you already know to bring a saddle and 3 ounces of blasting compound on the first date. She'll think you're a genius.

Khorium · 07-31-2009, 12:26 PM

Passacaglia · 07-31-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Khorium

Word. This is like "How Long to Call?" 's Messiah.

ISiddiqui · 07-31-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

But do you know how to fudge a bank statement?

I hear women like that.

Sgran · 07-31-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Zelig

be cocky and funny and the world is your oyster.

Absolutely sage advice. If you don't have a joke prepared, try this one: an angry pirate is walking down the street with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. A concerned lady stops him and says, "sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel, um..." "Arrrr," says the pirate, "and it's driving me nuts!"

JediKooter · 07-31-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

I hear women like that.

Oh they do, more than people realize...

claphamsa · 07-31-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

I hear women like that.

should i mention i wrote my second masters thesis on money laundering.......

ISiddiqui · 07-31-2009, 06:49 PM

Perfect! I think you may have enough to go on.

Report the results, plz.

flere-imsaho · 08-03-2009, 10:08 AM

So, it's Monday. Did you ask her out this weekend? If no, then why not?

I expect a full answer and pics by Noon Central.

DanGarion · 08-03-2009, 11:06 AM

And here I was thinking, damn this guy not only has a secretary but an assistance secretary...

MIJB#19 · 08-03-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

So, it's Monday. Did you ask her out this weekend? If no, then why not?

I expect a full answer and pics by Noon Central.

Hey now, making pics is your job around here.

claphamsa · 08-06-2009, 07:28 PM

Ok, first of all, wow this was 3 pages buried :P talk about tons of posts!

I went to a work happy hour today, I met why she is getting divorced, his name is chris.

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

he said "well you have good taste" it was wierd after that.

DaddyTorgo · 08-06-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

Ok, first of all, wow this was 3 pages buried :P talk about tons of posts!

I went to a work happy hour today, I met why she is getting divorced, his name is chris.

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

he said "well you have good taste" it was wierd after that.

this is a joke right?

if she actually introduced you that way i think (from my limited knowledge) she totally wants you to hit that

Izulde · 08-06-2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

this is a joke right?

if she actually introduced you that way i think (from my limited knowledge) she totally wants you to hit that

Nawh I think that's reading too much into it.

Autumn · 08-06-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

You should have told her you were trying for a fake reveal.

claphamsa · 08-06-2009, 07:55 PM

lol, I got the impression they had been together a while... and her divorce isnt final yet.... oh well! I actually applied for a job in her group yesterday

I could be her boss!

Passacaglia · 08-06-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Nawh I think that's reading too much into it.

At the very least, there's basically no harm in going for it at this point.

JeeberD · 08-07-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

I actually applied for a job in her group yesterday

I could be her boss!

That's totally the wrong way to get into the panties...

NiteMaestro · 08-07-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

That's totally the wrong way to get into the panties...

Agreed...
If you do end up with the job, be low key about it... I.E. "the whole separation between work and play" thing...

Autumn · 08-07-2009, 08:26 AM

picsplsagainkthx

RomaGoth · 08-07-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

Ok, first of all, wow this was 3 pages buried :P talk about tons of posts!

I went to a work happy hour today, I met why she is getting divorced, his name is chris.

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

he said "well you have good taste" it was wierd after that.

Then after 5 minutes, you look at him and say, "You're still here?"

lighthousekeeper · 08-07-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

sounds like a classy gal

miked · 08-07-2009, 08:50 AM

This thread is one big confusing fail.

ISiddiqui · 08-07-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Then after 5 minutes, you look at him and say, "You're still here?"

LOLz

RomaGoth · 08-07-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by miked

This thread is one big confusing fail.

If the OP doesn't tap that ass, then I agree with you.

RendeR · 08-07-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

this is a joke right?

if she actually introduced you that way i think (from my limited knowledge) she totally wants you to hit that

Yeah but DT, no offense dude, you're taste in women and strategies toward them don't have the best track record

(runs for life before DT filets him)

Autumn · 08-07-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

this is a joke right?

if she actually introduced you that way i think (from my limited knowledge) she totally wants you to hit that

Or she was really hoping to start a fight.

ISiddiqui · 08-07-2009, 09:59 AM

In jello!

mckerney · 08-08-2009, 12:10 AM

Dude, you hittin' that yet?

stevew · 08-08-2009, 01:25 AM

This would be a much better story if "Chris" was a girl.

flere-imsaho · 08-10-2009, 09:21 AM

So it's been what, two weekends since the original post?

Just remember, those who don't "get the p***y" are "the p***y".

kingfc22 · 08-10-2009, 03:55 PM

Make it happen!

Honolulu_Blue · 08-10-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

Ok, first of all, wow this was 3 pages buried :P talk about tons of posts!

I went to a work happy hour today, I met why she is getting divorced, his name is chris.

she introduced us, and she introduced me as the guy who was staring at her tits on the metro

he said "well you have good taste" it was wierd after that.

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

So it's been what, two weekends since the original post?

Just remember, those who don't "get the p***y" are "the p***y".

Based on my reading of Claphasma's above post, it sounds like this woman is in the midst of a divorce because she was/is having an affair with some guy named Chris.

If this is the case, he did his reconnaisance and there is no shame or dishonor in aborting this mission.

Warhammer · 08-10-2009, 04:16 PM

Let me ask this, Clap, are you an orgy guy?

Lathum · 08-10-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Let me ask this, Clap, are you an orgy guy?

lol

we should get a mod to change his title to "orgy guy"

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