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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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mckerney gets my vote for post of the month, quite possible post of the year.
on the other hand ... Quote:
The thought of anyone "covering" Carly Simon just cost me my appetite. I'm not sure what level of ugly she actually is, there's not many opportunities to go that far down the scale.
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05-12-2003, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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What do boxers or boxer-briefs have to do with getting your wife pregnant?
Color me stupid... I wear boxer-briefs all the time, and I managed to get my wife knocked up.  |
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05-12-2003, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Sperm can't develop properly if the temp is too hot (prime development temp is about 2-3 degrees below body temp). That's why the testes are located where they are (away from the body) instead of being inside the body. Some people have problems with fertility when wearing briefs since they keep the testes nice and snug up against the body, and therefore above prime development temperature...
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05-12-2003, 02:00 PM
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Banned
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Location: Placerville, CA
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05-12-2003, 02:39 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Not just formidable...dare I say, COLOSSAL!?
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05-12-2003, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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boxers, never tried boxer briefs though...
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05-12-2003, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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We'll wait until the baby arrives (late October) until we apply the coveted "Colossal" tag... then again, I'm sure my wife wants nothing to do with delivering a "Colossal" baby.  |
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05-12-2003, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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With your excrement fixation, I am surprised that you managed to knock her up at all. You sure she is not just constipated?
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05-12-2003, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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05-12-2003, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Columbia, S.C.
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You know I thought of a new birth control device. Fur lined scrotum bags. Keep everthing nice and toasty warm and keep the sperm production low. . . .The only problem is sewing the really little ones to test on the rats first.
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05-12-2003, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hamilton, New Zealand
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Its a little hard to believe only three girls have been in this board. They are missing out on soooo much.
You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you. This will be fun, I can give you the inside knowledge that only girls have! ha ha. Firstly can I just stress one point, very very very important: you can wear boxers but DONT DONT DONT wear boxers with stupid cartoons on them. (that is TRA-GIC!) No smiley faces, no rino's, no santa claus with big sacks, no cartoons!! Same goes for ties. I cannot tell you how important that is! Now, I do like football, I have never seen a baseball game in my life and struggle to understand what those uniforms are about. Love soccer, mad fan of Mancheter United - particularly David Beckham (oh I'd die for him) - hate science fiction - thats common amoungst girls though, no room for silver lipstick in my bathroom! Don't know what coding a text-sim means, have no significant other but my brother is a n FOFC regular, no boy trouble, don't know who Trent Green is, but I have met..... argh, no haven't met anyone famous. Have I? No, definately haven't met anyone famous. Now back to my assignment: Its a funny old concept, men are supposed to be uncommunicative and yet they dominate cyberspace. Some theories say it is because woman are scared of electricity (power tools etc! - although we like ovens and microwaves). Others say it is because of power. Men were happy with woman being allowed to use the typewritter but when computer's were developed they decided that they would dominate them. Other's say its because there is such a big "nerd culture" of boys. - Can I just say, i don't agree with these theories. One thing I have been introduced to at Varsity is the concept of male-bashing feminism - & and dont like it!! Personally I think its because women just LOVE TALKING and prefer to pick up the phone. Also I think woman communicate on a more personal level, ie spill their stories whereas men prefer to talk about.....football and tell jokes!! As such, woman are a little timid of getting on the internet and talking about their favourite topics, love, sex, lies and gossip! Perhaps you have more female lurkers than you are aware of. How long has FOC been going for? How many people participate. "entering a computer lab at university is for many female students just about the same as entering the men's changing room at a major sporting event." keep talking boys!
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05-12-2003, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Its been around for about 3 or 4 years, and we probably have near 200 active members
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05-12-2003, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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"You can all ask me all those things you ahve been dying to ask someone and I can answer for you."
wow she is bold to go here
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05-12-2003, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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05-12-2003, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hamilton, New Zealand
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I assume we are talking about the size of your wallet?
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05-12-2003, 05:27 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Welcome to FOFC. Perhaps you can become the Ann Landers of FOFC and start your own advice thread?
Oh, and the last thing I would ever expect to see on this board is a female. It's kind of like our own little Augusta here. |
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05-12-2003, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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There goes my chance of hooking up with a random New Zealander that I met on the internet.  That's been my dream for so so long, too . . . Of course, whenever I feel sad over not being able to hook up with a random New Zealander , I just look at my cartoon boxers and I get happy again  Last edited by albionmoonlight : 05-13-2003 at 08:44 AM. |
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05-12-2003, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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OK, I have to know.
Does cocky and funny REALLY work.
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http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price! |
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05-12-2003, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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Ouch. No smart remarks. Just ouch
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05-12-2003, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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I don't know, I would say you would have more success testing your theory that people will assume you're a guy on a board that has more than 3 female posters. I mean, since there are hardly any women, it would make sense that no one would guess you are one, even if you did things like thank them for answering a question (I don't even know if that's a female tendency).
On other message boards I go to, it's about 50/50 men and women, and for the most part, it's pretty difficult to guess the gender of posters, and in discussions it's come up that most people assume that you are the same gender as them unless told otherwise. Oh, and speaking as one of the other female posters, I gotta warn you that everyone will forget you're a girl, and every time it comes up, they'll all be shocked all over again. If my boyfriend is any indication, text sim guys remember insane details about whatever career they've got going, but forget everything else |
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05-12-2003, 06:39 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Lurker is a girl?!?
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05-12-2003, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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New Zealand has to be the most beautiful place on Earth...
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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05-12-2003, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I think ljha1 is just HornsManiac in disguise.
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05-12-2003, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Quite sure... unless a blocked set of bowels can imitate the sound of a fetal heartbeat and keep Aunt Flo away for 4 months straight. |
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05-12-2003, 06:55 PM
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Location: Placerville, CA
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05-12-2003, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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actually, just so you all know the boxers / briefs sperm thing is a big, fat MYTH that said, I am a 100% boxer guy
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05-12-2003, 08:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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oh, and I wear some of the silliest looking boxers ever - today are the traditional "heart boxers". I have polar bear boxers, dalmation-with-a-santa-claus hat boxers, boxers with ants on them, boxers with hot peppers on 'em. I've got 'em all.
of course, I'm married so I don't have to worry about getting any.
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05-12-2003, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Yeah, but you didn't answer Samdari's question. Let me see, how did he phrase it..? Quote:
Yeah, that was the question....
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05-12-2003, 09:39 PM
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Location: Little Rock, AR
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05-12-2003, 10:00 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Well, from all the emails I've been getting lately, if you have a big wallet you're just one step away from a big cock.
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05-12-2003, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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hahahahahaha, that was great!!
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05-12-2003, 11:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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I bet you were up all night thinking that one up
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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05-13-2003, 12:29 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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This thread REALLY does make Robin Williams joke seem true....God gave males 2 heads...but only enough blood to use one at a time
Did anyone ever think...perhap LJ is really a GUY??....Reverse phycology to see what the reaction would be to a girl on this forum that is actually a guy? There is another female that lurks in the Hattie forum....Ally is her name.....and she's a real looker...and sassy too Her only problem is that she is a Sabres fan
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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05-13-2003, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Heyyyyyyyyy! I think it's time to schedule a friendly against hte bbors and see how many players I can put on IR.
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05-13-2003, 12:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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"Did anyone ever think...perhap LJ is really a GUY??....Reverse phycology to see what the reaction would be to a girl on this forum that is actually a guy?"
Wh...ug...You just blew my mind. |
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05-13-2003, 01:06 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Better than blowing your wad for a guy...
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05-13-2003, 01:57 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: London, United Kingdom
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 (clears throat)Quote:
LJ is not a guy... Quote:
Mum will be devastated if this is true... kiwiDE57
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And He Spoke Thusly "the run it at da white boy philosophy will not xsist wif out.... da white boys" Amen |
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05-13-2003, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Wow, he doesn't care that we're asking his sister what kind of underwear she has (among other things)...
What kind of big brother are you?
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05-13-2003, 02:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: London, United Kingdom
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The kind that introduced her to this board in the first place to help her with her assignment! And the kind that knows his sister quite well and is quite confident in her ability to kick your ass! kiwiDE57
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And He Spoke Thusly "the run it at da white boy philosophy will not xsist wif out.... da white boys" Amen |
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05-13-2003, 10:38 AM
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05-13-2003, 10:45 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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i thought the only women in NZ were sheep
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05-13-2003, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Would this stop you ?
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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05-13-2003, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, CT
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Sadly, it would only encourage him to travel there.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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05-13-2003, 02:25 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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why would I want foreign sheep when there good domestic ones to be had (like marm's momma)?
So many sheep, so little time....
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05-13-2003, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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At my old school (the University of New Orleans), our biggest project in the first year of communications studies was reading the big ass text book to find out the Israeli equivalent of Big Bird.
Actually, they didn't start making communications majors learn that until my second year at UNO, so I never had that experience. Unfortunately, as a freshman, I learned far more than I ever needed to know about Felix the Cat. There's a reason that we refer to UNO as the University of No Opportunity. Go Privateers!
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05-13-2003, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Also known as Lakefront High. |
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05-13-2003, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hamilton, New Zealand
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Dear Samdari,
I would love to tell you all about my underwear preferences, along with a list of other personal and intimate secrets. However, I cant do that. My brother is an FOF member, he was here first - and there are things you just don't need to know about your little sister!!! But I can say, I think young girls all wear Gs. Whilst the new generation are mimimalists................none's no fun. Shit, late for a lecture, must dash, more later!
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05-13-2003, 04:59 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I can just see kiwiLB57 running around with his sister's eyepatch saying, "Arrrgh! I'm a pirate!" |
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05-13-2003, 05:03 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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as long as he doesn't go HARRRRRRRR!!!
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05-13-2003, 05:05 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Thanks Fritz. I was going limp...
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