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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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08-11-2009, 03:41 PM | #53 |
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DanGarion Pages.....just a fingertip away!!!
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08-11-2009, 03:42 PM | #54 |
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My phone is ringing right now. It's her.
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08-11-2009, 03:44 PM | #55 |
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Sounds like she's in her 30s. A little too old for my tastes.
I'm definitely picking up a redhead quality to the voice, though, which fits in with stevew's strawberry blonde bit.
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08-11-2009, 03:46 PM | #56 |
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08-11-2009, 03:46 PM | #57 |
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08-11-2009, 03:47 PM | #58 |
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I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.
She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth. Last edited by Kodos : 08-11-2009 at 03:48 PM. |
08-11-2009, 03:49 PM | #59 |
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08-11-2009, 03:50 PM | #60 |
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Well, from the voice analysis, I'd say she's in her 30s, with darker, sort of rusty red type hair that she cuts short. Could be curly or just wavy.
Likely average height for a girl, but probably somewhat chunky around the middle. Glasses is probably a yes, too. Doesn't sound like she's hot at all, to be honest, but my read is that she's one of those girls who's just zany enough to get a guy interested for a while, but then her annoying traits (I suspect there may be some insecurity/esteem issues too) come to the forefront and they go running.
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08-11-2009, 04:05 PM | #61 | |
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Ah ha....so your real name is Kodos then? |
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08-11-2009, 04:06 PM | #62 | |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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08-11-2009, 04:06 PM | #63 |
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Spoke to her for 10minutes....said her kids programmed your number into her phone and she cant get it out.
She never mentioned the death in the family line. Told me it was her business line. |
08-11-2009, 04:07 PM | #64 |
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Wait, wait? So you're sayin' she's a fibber?
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08-11-2009, 04:10 PM | #65 |
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I think she's the whore from next door and were blocking her real business.
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08-11-2009, 04:10 PM | #66 |
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She asked me how do I fudge a phone bill statement.
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08-11-2009, 04:11 PM | #67 |
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LOL.
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08-11-2009, 04:12 PM | #68 |
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she can't get the number deleted from her phone? is she a doof?
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08-11-2009, 04:13 PM | #69 |
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She just wants Kodos' tentacles.
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08-11-2009, 04:15 PM | #70 |
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Ask her if she's ever played the game "just the tip"?
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08-11-2009, 04:16 PM | #71 | |
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After calling the same wrong number dozens of times that does seem like a reasonable possibility. I wonder if she's related to the collection of idiots I've had do the same thing to my last two home landlines? (not the same idiots on each line thankfully)
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08-11-2009, 04:16 PM | #72 |
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gawd awfully uconn accent...
I think her boss was proud of all the new clients she had. |
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1. A ten minute conversation = more info plz. 2. She has kids. A milf perhaps? 3. A stupid milf if she can't get a number out of a phone. 4. Why are her kids playing with her business phone? 5. This sounds very suspicious. |
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08-11-2009, 04:25 PM | #74 | |
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08-11-2009, 04:31 PM | #75 |
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Yeah, I LOL'd. Well played. I didn't have much hope for this thread when I opened it, but wow...it does deliver.
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08-11-2009, 04:33 PM | #76 |
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This thread is why I heart FOFC. |
08-11-2009, 04:35 PM | #77 |
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Im going to text her at 1am and apologize for texting her earlier.
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08-11-2009, 04:35 PM | #78 |
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I love that game.
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08-11-2009, 04:45 PM | #79 |
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Yup, probably hanging down to the middle of her waist...
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08-11-2009, 04:51 PM | #80 |
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Thanks guys. You have been awesome. If she calls me again, I will once again unleash FOFC on her.
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08-11-2009, 04:54 PM | #81 |
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08-11-2009, 05:04 PM | #82 |
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I sent her a pic of myself ...she called me back.
Her husband is a computer nerd and is searching the internet ....for us....funny were hiding right here in the open. She talks very fast...This time she did mention the death in the family. |
08-11-2009, 05:05 PM | #83 |
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Wood N' Tap or Pig's Eye. |
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I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise. |
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08-11-2009, 05:37 PM | #87 |
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Someone needs to text location of this thread to husband. Take this entertainment to the next level!
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08-11-2009, 09:50 PM | #89 |
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Her husband is a computer geek, yet she cant get a number deleted from her phone......hmmmmm
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08-11-2009, 10:40 PM | #91 |
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Someone give her claphamsa's number so she can call him and tell him to quit staring at her chest.
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08-11-2009, 10:50 PM | #92 |
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Maybe she's looking for JimmyWint or Pumpy.
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how did i get involved
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Mostly because a woman was looking for someone.
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hate it when that happens
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08-12-2009, 08:16 AM | #97 |
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I guess his search for us on the Internets failed too.
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08-12-2009, 08:32 AM | #98 |
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Was I the only one to call her for the purpose of getting a cell number to contact Kodos?
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08-12-2009, 08:51 AM | #99 |
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I prefer hanging out on PS3's Home. Look me up there, buddy. And I promise, on Home, I ain't got nothin' that's middlin'.
---- I realized last night that she probably got my name off of voice mail. Last edited by Kodos : 08-12-2009 at 08:51 AM. |
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I never use my name in my voice mail message. That way if it is someone who doesn't know me, they can't keep calling me repeatedly while talking about a death in the family and how their spouse is a computer geek... |
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