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Old 08-11-2009, 03:39 PM   #51
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:40 PM   #52
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:41 PM   #53
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:42 PM   #54
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:44 PM   #55
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Sounds like she's in her 30s. A little too old for my tastes.

I'm definitely picking up a redhead quality to the voice, though, which fits in with stevew's strawberry blonde bit.
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:46 PM   #56
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:46 PM   #57
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Sounds like she's in her 30s. A little too old for my tastes.

I'm definitely picking up a redhead quality to the voice, though, which fits in with stevew's strawberry blonde bit.

30's and 40's are the best. Or so I have heard...
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:47 PM   #58
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I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.

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Old 08-11-2009, 03:49 PM   #59
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:50 PM   #60
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Well, from the voice analysis, I'd say she's in her 30s, with darker, sort of rusty red type hair that she cuts short. Could be curly or just wavy.

Likely average height for a girl, but probably somewhat chunky around the middle. Glasses is probably a yes, too.

Doesn't sound like she's hot at all, to be honest, but my read is that she's one of those girls who's just zany enough to get a guy interested for a while, but then her annoying traits (I suspect there may be some insecurity/esteem issues too) come to the forefront and they go running.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:05 PM   #61
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I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.

Ah ha....so your real name is Kodos then?
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:06 PM   #62
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I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.
Yeah but why did she call your number the first 100 times? That doesn't make sense.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:06 PM   #63
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Spoke to her for 10minutes....said her kids programmed your number into her phone and she cant get it out.
She never mentioned the death in the family line.
Told me it was her business line.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:07 PM   #64
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Wait, wait? So you're sayin' she's a fibber?

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Old 08-11-2009, 04:10 PM   #65
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I think she's the whore from next door and were blocking her real business.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:10 PM   #66
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She asked me how do I fudge a phone bill statement.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:11 PM   #67
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:12 PM   #68
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she can't get the number deleted from her phone? is she a doof?
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:13 PM   #69
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She just wants Kodos' tentacles.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:15 PM   #70
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Ask her if she's ever played the game "just the tip"?
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:16 PM   #71
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she can't get the number deleted from her phone? is she a doof?

After calling the same wrong number dozens of times that does seem like a reasonable possibility.

I wonder if she's related to the collection of idiots I've had do the same thing to my last two home landlines? (not the same idiots on each line thankfully)
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:16 PM   #72
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gawd awfully uconn accent...
I think her boss was proud of all the new clients she had.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:17 PM   #73
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Spoke to her for 10minutes....said her kids programmed your number into her phone and she cant get it out.
She never mentioned the death in the family line.
Told me it was her business line.

1. A ten minute conversation = more info plz.
2. She has kids. A milf perhaps?
3. A stupid milf if she can't get a number out of a phone.
4. Why are her kids playing with her business phone?
5. This sounds very suspicious.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:25 PM   #74
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gawd awfully uconn accent...
I think her boss was proud of all the new clients she had.

Is this her boss?
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:31 PM   #75
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Ask her if she's ever played the game "just the tip"?

Yeah, I LOL'd. Well played.

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Old 08-11-2009, 04:33 PM   #76
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:35 PM   #77
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:35 PM   #78
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:45 PM   #79
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middling boobs

Yup, probably hanging down to the middle of her waist...
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:51 PM   #80
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:54 PM   #81
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Yup, probably hanging down to the middle of her waist...

No pics plz thanks. Seriously. None.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:04 PM   #82
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I sent her a pic of myself ...she called me back.
Her husband is a computer nerd and is searching the internet ....for us....funny were hiding right here in the open. She talks very fast...This time she did mention the death in the family.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:05 PM   #83
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #84
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I never realized we had so many central CTers on FOFC.

I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #85
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After calling the same wrong number dozens of times that does seem like a reasonable possibility.

I wonder if she's related to the collection of idiots I've had do the same thing to my last two home landlines? (not the same idiots on each line thankfully)

Nobody ever went broke betting on the stupidity of your average human.

Or, if you prefer it in theological terms, we know the Lord loves stupid people, because He creates them in abundance.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:35 PM   #86
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Well, from the voice analysis, I'd say she's in her 30s, with darker, sort of rusty red type hair that she cuts short. Could be curly or just wavy.

Likely average height for a girl, but probably somewhat chunky around the middle. Glasses is probably a yes, too.

Doesn't sound like she's hot at all, to be honest, but my read is that she's one of those girls who's just zany enough to get a guy interested for a while, but then her annoying traits (I suspect there may be some insecurity/esteem issues too) come to the forefront and they go running.

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Old 08-11-2009, 05:37 PM   #87
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:50 PM   #88
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I didn't realize there were so many around Hartford. I've been living here since 2007...not a fan of the downtown season at all...I don't know that many people otherwise.

There's nothing to do in Hartford at night, really. There's nothing to do in Hartford anyway unless you like minor league hockey or the occasional UConn game.
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:50 PM   #89
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Her husband is a computer geek, yet she cant get a number deleted from her phone......hmmmmm
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:34 PM   #90
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I didn't pick up, but she left a voicemail.

She knows my name (how - I don't answer with "Kodos speaking."?). She claims she has just had a death in the family, and that all the calls are making it hard for her to get real calls. She claims that she will never call my number again. Let's give her a chance -- please cease and desist for now, on the off chance she is telling the truth.
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:40 PM   #91
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Someone give her claphamsa's number so she can call him and tell him to quit staring at her chest.
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:50 PM   #92
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Maybe she's looking for JimmyWint or Pumpy.

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Old 08-11-2009, 10:58 PM   #93
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:15 PM   #94
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:11 AM   #95
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Mostly because a woman was looking for someone.
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:14 AM   #96
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Her husband is a computer geek, yet she cant get a number deleted from her phone......hmmmmm

Address Book > Options > Delete Contact? > Duh!

makes you wonder what her definition of a computer geek is...
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:16 AM   #97
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I guess his search for us on the Internets failed too.
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:32 AM   #98
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Was I the only one to call her for the purpose of getting a cell number to contact Kodos?
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:51 AM   #99
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I prefer hanging out on PS3's Home. Look me up there, buddy. And I promise, on Home, I ain't got nothin' that's middlin'.


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I realized last night that she probably got my name off of voice mail.

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Old 08-12-2009, 09:01 AM   #100
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I prefer hanging out on PS3's Home. Look me up there, buddy. And I promise, on Home, I ain't got nothin' that's middlin'.


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I realized last night that she probably got my name off of voice mail.

I never use my name in my voice mail message. That way if it is someone who doesn't know me, they can't keep calling me repeatedly while talking about a death in the family and how their spouse is a computer geek...
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