FOFC Member Draft - Page 2

Blade6119 · 02-05-2004, 10:50 AM

im not signing with CW until i get a good feel...i dont want to fall under your trap afoci

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:51 AM

I got Clarett. Right now, we aren't sure we are going to be in the FOFC draft. We are considering trying the Hot Chick thing first, followed by video game character. I believe that he was a severely undervalued player in NCAA 2004 and should have been drafted already. Hopefully signing with me will let bring that to be.

Airhog · 02-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Sign with me, the gay agent!

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

im not signing with CW until i get a good feel...i dont want to fall under your trap afoci

You may get a feel, but good feels don't come free. I guess if you had a good agent, you would know that.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 10:58 AM

Attention potential drafters.

As AE's new agent, I must say, pick AE, or I shall come to your house, set you on fire, have sex with your wife, eat your dog, steal your beer, and smoke your cigarettes

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Attention potential drafters.

As AE's new agent, I must say, pick AE, or I shall come to your house, set you on fire, have sex with your wife, eat your dog, steal your beer, and smoke your cigarettes

This is the exact reason to draft CW first. The man is dedicated. You also don't wish to anger me. I know have connections in the animal kingdom.

Franklinnoble · 02-05-2004, 11:00 AM

I have no idea who's actually drafting here... not that it seems to matter.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 11:11 AM

This is the buildup to the grand event, man! This is FAR more important than the actual draft.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 11:18 AM

Wow The Afoci is....gay I'm only worth 50 from the back? *Tightens his booty* *Runs away from this thread*

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Wow The Afoci is....gay I'm only worth 50 from the back? *Tightens his booty* *Runs away from this thread*

I am not gay. Well not that gay, but this isn't about me. I was just trying to get you paid for the acts you would be doing for free with a different agent.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 11:25 AM

I refute that statement you just made! I am not a homo I believe I should sue for slander (but I settle for getting picked in the first round

)

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I refute that statement you just made! I am not a homo I believe I should sue for slander (but I settle for getting picked in the first round

)

That is a good angle. We will get you drafted really high if we stick together in a completely nonsexual way...

cincyreds · 02-05-2004, 11:30 AM

I will holdout if I am drafted.

Blade · 02-05-2004, 11:44 AM

Doubt I will get drafted...they never send scouts up here to Canada...

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

That is a good angle. We will get you drafted really high if we stick together in a completely nonsexual way...

Better make sure he isn't drafted ahead of me. I'm a golden god.

MikeVic · 02-05-2004, 11:49 AM

Umm.. so is this draft taking place or not?

Poli · 02-05-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Attention potential drafters.

As AE's new agent, I must say, pick AE, or I shall come to your house, set you on fire, have sex with your wife, eat your dog, steal your beer, and smoke your cigarettes

Not necessarily in that order, either.

I'm a great walk on QB. Look at my stats. I'm clearly worthy.

Franklinnoble · 02-05-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Umm.. so is this draft taking place or not?

I need ten people to draft teams. Therefore, the next ten people who post a single reply to this thread that reads "Dean Houston has a trout in his rectum." will be the franchise owners doing the drafting. I'll then randomly assign the draft order, and the agents can pimp their clients until the draft actually starts.

Poli · 02-05-2004, 11:59 AM

If there is a double reply, does that disqualify you?

Franklinnoble · 02-05-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

If there is a double reply, does that disqualify you?

No, but obviously, you can only have one franchise. As I said earlier, by owning a franchise, you're automatically a member of it. This takes some of the fun out of being drafted, but I think that's a reasonable sacrifice to make in order to be one of the guys doing the drafting.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Better make sure he isn't drafted ahead of me. I'm a golden god.

You are my best client...

GoldenEagle · 02-05-2004, 04:42 PM

Player Profile

Golden Eagle - 6`0 180 lbs, Southaven High School - Southaven, MS

Is draft elgible...Currently ranks 23rd on the FOFC posting list...Commissioner of the Continental Football League, perhaps the most popular FOF2K4 league on the web....Owner of Golden Eagles FC in Hattrick...Owner of the Berlin franchise in MLBE....Timed at 4.3 40 in high school....plays goalkeeper at Delta State Univeristy....has an 8 inch "member"

thealmighty · 02-05-2004, 04:44 PM

As the only 3 time nominee for the FOFC Golden Scribe Awards never to receive a single vote, I need some representation as I will assuredly be drafted, or not.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 04:45 PM

Player Profile

Coffee Warlord - 6'1", 203lbs

(Profile censored pending agent approval.)

The_herd · 02-05-2004, 04:46 PM

What will it take to get my "member" drafted?

GoldenEagle · 02-05-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_herd

What will it take to get my "member" drafted?

It is not the size of your member it is the way you wiggle it.

The_herd · 02-05-2004, 04:48 PM

I also wouldn't feel comfortable with an agent, especially Afoci, handling my "member".

Poli · 02-05-2004, 04:48 PM

Ahem, where's my profile, CW?

John Galt · 02-05-2004, 04:49 PM

Worst . . . Draft . . . Ever.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

Ahem, where's my profile, CW?

It is nice to see your new agent helping you out. You can come back begging anytime...

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt

Worst . . . Draft . . . Ever.

I bet that will change if I can get you drafted in the top 10. Just a small fee...

John Galt · 02-05-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

I bet that will change if I can get you drafted in the top 10. Just a small fee...

I'm hear to announce that The Afoci is my agent.

Of course, there will never actually be a draft, but he is my agent.

GoldenEagle · 02-05-2004, 04:54 PM

GoldenEagle should be drafted in the first round and get a huge contract. GoldenEagle only talks the top agents. GoldenEagle is so damn good, GoldenEagle thinks that GolenEagle should get a huge singing bonus. GoldenEagle thinks everyone should know how much pressure comes with refering to GoldenEagle in third person.

korme · 02-05-2004, 04:54 PM

I select The Afoci with the first pick, first overall, because he is all that is great.

Oh yeah, I just started the draft. I couldn't wait any longer.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I select The Afoci with the first pick, first overall, because he is all that is great.

Oh yeah, I just started the draft. I couldn't wait any longer.

This is the kind of stuff first round picks are made of. As Shorty's self-appointed agent, I promise this will not be a wasted pick.

Franklinnoble · 02-05-2004, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt

Worst . . . Draft . . . Ever.

Nothing was ever made better by cheap shots from the peanut gallery.

It seems the fundamental problem is that everyone wants to be drafted, and nobody wants to do the drafting.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 05:04 PM

Shorty how can u pass on me?

korme · 02-05-2004, 05:07 PM

Noop your stock has dropped, your 100 word keyboard dash has gotten slower in the past workouts, and no one backspaces better than The Afoci.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 05:12 PM

Noop, sadly your skills have diminished after your paper rock scissors battle with Glengoyne. I learned backspacing on the mean streets of Fargo. Nothing you could do there.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 05:44 PM

Dang it Shorty I had a hurt finger!! Come man my last few posted before the injury have been great I have shown flashes of the old Noop. Oh well I guess I have to hope for a good free agent deal since no one else is going to draft me. Fuck Glengoyne!!!! The beef is not dead motherfucker.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

Ahem, where's my profile, CW?

You need no profile. You're That Damn Good.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 05:49 PM

Can I get a profile? And I mean non racial please....

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Dang it Shorty I had a hurt finger!! Come man my last few posted before the injury have been great I have shown flashes of the old Noop. Oh well I guess I have to hope for a good free agent deal since no one else is going to draft me. Fuck Glengoyne!!!! The beef is not dead motherfucker.

I heard italics and bold text increase the risk of injury.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Can I get a profile? And I mean non racial please....

Can I be your agent?

Noop · 02-05-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

Can I be your agent?

Hmm what is it that you offer?

The_herd · 02-05-2004, 06:07 PM

I'm considering having Master P represent me. If not, I hear Snoop Dogg is interested in being an agent. I will not consider Scott Boras though, I would rather be on this forum than holding out waiting for a better offer from some place like the .400 or OOTP fourms.

Sorry Afoci, I need name power, although I must say your list of clients is impressive, so I may be interested soon. I just need to weigh my options.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Hmm what is it that you offer?

I can give you a nonracial profile. I will do all the behind the scenes negotiations to ensure you are picked in the ideal spot for you. I will handle all scandals that may arise around you and would even be willing to help you out with grammar.

And most importantly,

I got nothing.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_herd

I'm considering having Master P represent me. If not, I hear Snoop Dogg is interested in being an agent. I will not consider Scott Boras though, I would rather be on this forum than holding out waiting for a better offer from some place like the .400 or OOTP fourms.

Sorry Afoci, I need name power, although I must say your list of clients is impressive, so I may be interested soon. I just need to weigh my options.

Name power. You are The Herd and I am The Afoci. It sures seems like fate to me...

The_herd · 02-05-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

Name power. You are The Herd and I am The Afoci. It sures seems like fate to me...

I'm sold!! Where do I sign? Is it the dotted line above the 2 pages of fine print?

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_herd

I'm sold!! Where do I sign? Is it the dotted line above the 2 pages of fine print?

Yes. Then place your cars keys in my hand along with the deed to your house. Transaction complete.

02-05-2004, 10:51 AM	#52
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I got Clarett. Right now, we aren't sure we are going to be in the FOFC draft. We are considering trying the Hot Chick thing first, followed by video game character. I believe that he was a severely undervalued player in NCAA 2004 and should have been drafted already. Hopefully signing with me will let bring that to be. __________________ I had something.

02-05-2004, 10:52 AM	#53
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Sign with me, the gay agent! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-05-2004, 11:18 AM	#59
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Wow The Afoci is....gay I'm only worth 50 from the back? Tightens his booty Runs away from this thread __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 11:25 AM	#61
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I refute that statement you just made! I am not a homo I believe I should sue for slander (but I settle for getting picked in the first round) __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 11:30 AM	#63
cincyreds High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mississippi	I will holdout if I am drafted. __________________ The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again.

02-05-2004, 10:58 AM	#55
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Attention potential drafters. As AE's new agent, I must say, pick AE, or I shall come to your house, set you on fire, have sex with your wife, eat your dog, steal your beer, and smoke your cigarettes

02-05-2004, 11:00 AM	#57
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I have no idea who's actually drafting here... not that it seems to matter.

02-05-2004, 11:11 AM	#58
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	This is the buildup to the grand event, man! This is FAR more important than the actual draft.

02-05-2004, 11:44 AM	#64
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	Doubt I will get drafted...they never send scouts up here to Canada... __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

02-05-2004, 11:49 AM	#66
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Umm.. so is this draft taking place or not?

02-05-2004, 11:59 AM	#69
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	If there is a double reply, does that disqualify you? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-05-2004, 04:42 PM	#72
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Player Profile Golden Eagle - 6`0 180 lbs, Southaven High School - Southaven, MS Is draft elgible...Currently ranks 23rd on the FOFC posting list...Commissioner of the Continental Football League, perhaps the most popular FOF2K4 league on the web....Owner of Golden Eagles FC in Hattrick...Owner of the Berlin franchise in MLBE....Timed at 4.3 40 in high school....plays goalkeeper at Delta State Univeristy....has an 8 inch "member" Last edited by GoldenEagle : 02-05-2004 at 04:43 PM.

02-05-2004, 04:44 PM	#73
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	As the only 3 time nominee for the FOFC Golden Scribe Awards never to receive a single vote, I need some representation as I will assuredly be drafted, or not. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

02-05-2004, 04:45 PM	#74
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Player Profile Coffee Warlord - 6'1", 203lbs (Profile censored pending agent approval.)

02-05-2004, 04:46 PM	#75
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	What will it take to get my "member" drafted? __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

02-05-2004, 04:48 PM	#77
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I also wouldn't feel comfortable with an agent, especially Afoci, handling my "member". __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs Last edited by The_herd : 02-05-2004 at 04:48 PM.

02-05-2004, 04:48 PM	#78
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Ahem, where's my profile, CW? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-05-2004, 04:49 PM	#79
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Worst . . . Draft . . . Ever. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

02-05-2004, 04:54 PM	#83
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	GoldenEagle should be drafted in the first round and get a huge contract. GoldenEagle only talks the top agents. GoldenEagle is so damn good, GoldenEagle thinks that GolenEagle should get a huge singing bonus. GoldenEagle thinks everyone should know how much pressure comes with refering to GoldenEagle in third person.

02-05-2004, 04:54 PM	#84
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I select The Afoci with the first pick, first overall, because he is all that is great. Oh yeah, I just started the draft. I couldn't wait any longer.

02-05-2004, 05:04 PM	#87
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Shorty how can u pass on me? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 05:07 PM	#88
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Noop your stock has dropped, your 100 word keyboard dash has gotten slower in the past workouts, and no one backspaces better than The Afoci.

02-05-2004, 05:12 PM	#89
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Noop, sadly your skills have diminished after your paper rock scissors battle with Glengoyne. I learned backspacing on the mean streets of Fargo. Nothing you could do there. __________________ I had something.

02-05-2004, 05:44 PM	#90
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Dang it Shorty I had a hurt finger!! Come man my last few posted before the injury have been great I have shown flashes of the old Noop. Oh well I guess I have to hope for a good free agent deal since no one else is going to draft me. Fuck Glengoyne!!!! *The beef is not dead motherfucker.* __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 05:49 PM	#92
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Can I get a profile? And I mean non racial please.... __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 06:07 PM	#96
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I'm considering having Master P represent me. If not, I hear Snoop Dogg is interested in being an agent. I will not consider Scott Boras though, I would rather be on this forum than holding out waiting for a better offer from some place like the .400 or OOTP fourms. Sorry Afoci, I need name power, although I must say your list of clients is impressive, so I may be interested soon. I just need to weigh my options. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs Last edited by The_herd : 02-05-2004 at 06:07 PM.

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