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Old 02-10-2008, 12:09 AM   #51
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By the way, what was the Jenna Jameson rumor?

that there was going to be an R rated movie w/ a number of steamy scenes made about Jenna Jameson's life/career and Scarlett was going to play her.

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Old 02-10-2008, 10:22 AM   #52
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Today I learned that my online attention span is so bad that I won't read a big blocky paragraph even if it's about two hot strippers.

Interesting.

no prob, it was just a "story" to illustrate that even two incredibly hot chicks, each with their own amazing bodily characteristic/feature, is still not enough to get me to fully enjoy 2 girls at a time.

anyway, it never happened.

my best friend got in DEEP SHIT yesterday with his wife cuz he has an insatiable desire to have the email equivalent of phone sex. he got caught before from his wife (who was his fiance at the time) about a year ago, so he already had a history. i spoke with him then about it wasn't a big deal cuz they weren't married, but once he got married if he wanted to continue the practice he had to be smarter about not leaving a paper trail. he kept all of the pics these girls sent to him on his pc, and while his wife didn't catch those yesterday she found the latest batch of emails cuz he got drunk and careless. he called me at 7:20am yesteday, and had to put me on speakerphone to speak to his wife. since we pre-established what is essentially code words for situations like these (when one of us is needed to confirm/deny something to the other's wife), i was alerted to agree with whatever he said. (i haven't had to use the code words and i hope i don't find myself in a situation where i do, for the record). so me, being literally half asleep (i went to bed literally 4 hours before he called) i was babbling about something to her and confirmed my friend's story. (to be honest, it's really harmless, its just emails, he doesn't go further than that). we texted each other later on in the day and he confirmed i was impeccable and that everything was smoothed over and what i said put her at ease. i still want to talk to him to find out the whole story.

but it's nice to see that a little pre-planning paid off. Success is equal parts luck and preparation, i fully agree with that saying.

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Old 02-10-2008, 10:27 AM   #53
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E-mail sex? Like I've got the attention span to keep going for a week.
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Old 02-10-2008, 10:37 AM   #54
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E-mail sex? Like I've got the attention span to keep going for a week.

i don't know how he does it. it's primarily with female coworkers or interns(which makes it difficult i would imagine). he just likes getting them to send him pics of themselves in various states of undress. it's a remarkable talent. he told me how he does it, but my personality isn't like that where it would come off as believable. he can be subtle and coy, and i don't do sublte and coy well at all. i tried it once 2 years ago with a female with this sick-ass body (who was married) who was an ex-coworker of mine. we kept in touch after i left the company and i wanted to look at her remarkable globes of infant sustenance. again, i don't do coy or subtle very well so i took my own approach and as i tried to segway onto "more interesting topics" it just didn't work and i probably embarassed myself. so i've since given up trying.

but he's apparently a master at it. the dirty emails was bad and careless on his part, and i'll tell him such. who needs to keep those on file? that's fucking stupid. the pics he uses as material to "relieve excess tension", and i can agree with that. saving emails? dumb dumb dumb.
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Old 02-10-2008, 10:46 AM   #55
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he sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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Old 02-10-2008, 11:58 AM   #56
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he sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Lawsuit, maybe. Divorce, definitely.

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Old 02-10-2008, 01:38 PM   #57
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:06 PM   #58
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:11 PM   #59
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It'd be better if she was holding a cat...
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:20 PM   #60
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:20 PM   #61
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:34 PM   #62
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What's "W?"

THAT'S what you're looking at?
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:36 PM   #63
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if only natalie had scarletts body...
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:40 PM   #64
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THAT'S what you're looking at?

I want to pick it up and look at pictures.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:41 PM   #65
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if only natalie had scarletts body...

Nothing wrong with Natalie's body!!
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:50 PM   #66
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That looks like an Olsen twin with breast implants.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:50 PM   #67
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What's "W?"

The Magazine for Bush.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:53 PM   #68
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I want to pick it up and look at pictures.

Yeah in the shitter probably
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:56 PM   #69
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That looks like an Olsen twin with breast implants.

Which one?
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:56 PM   #70
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Yeah in the shitter probably

Where else?
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:57 PM   #71
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The Magazine for Bush.

I don't want George's pics in the shitter.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:08 PM   #72
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I don't want George's pics in the shitter.

Unless there is a TP shortage.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:29 PM   #73
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Nothing wrong with Natalie's body!!
Yeah ask Brian (Bsak16) he knows all about it.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:41 PM   #74
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Brian Austin Sakowski didn't do shit with portman when he had the chance.
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Old 02-12-2008, 02:52 PM   #75
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Brian Austin Sakowski didn't do shit with portman when he had the chance.

He touched her boob in a Superbad sort of way...
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:11 PM   #76
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W is a monthly American fashion magazine published by Condé Nast Publications. Considered one of the most fashionable monthly publications, W is filled with ads for high fashion houses and rivals Vogue and Vanity Fair for sophistication and style.

The magazine is ten inches wide and thirteen inches tall–has grown in popularity, and can be found at many retailers in the U.S. The scope of W has always been the haute mode, initially with a focus in couture, but shifting easily into the realm of high-end women's pret-à-porter.

Often the subject of controversy, W magazine has featured stories and covers which have provoked mixed responses from its intended audience.

Even more recently, W was chosen to produce and exhibit a 60-page Steven Klein portfolio of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt entitled "Domestic Bliss". The shoot was based upon Pitt's idea of the irony of the perfect American family; set in 1963, the photographs mirror the era when 1960s disillusionment was boiling under the facade of pristine 1950s suburbia.

Other controversial issues include Steven Meisel's shoot entitled A_SEXUAL REVOLUTION, in which male and female models are depicted in gender-bending styles and provocative poses. In addition, Tom Ford's shoot with Steven Klein and the subsequent article on sexuality in fashion came as a shock to some loyal readers.

Steven Klein also was the photographer for the racy photo shoot featured in the August 2007 issue, showcasing David and Victoria Beckham.

Demographics and subscription base

W magazine has a reader base of nearly half a million, 420,000 of which are annual subscribers. 80 percent of the magazine's readers are female and have an average household income of $135,840.[1]
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:25 PM   #78
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pret-à-porter?
couture?
haute mode?


???
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:28 PM   #79
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pret-à-porter?
couture?
haute mode?


???

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The magazine is ten inches wide and thirteen inches tall–has grown

??????
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:32 PM   #80
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Portman >>>>>> Johannson
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:36 PM   #81
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:52 PM   #82
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Here we go with the irrational [Star Wars] fanboyism again.
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:58 PM   #83
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Not Star Wars. Garden State. And I'm sure some other movies.
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:58 PM   #84
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Here we go with the irrational [Star Wars] fanboyism again.

Stop it. Seriously.

Those craptacular god forsaken pieces of poop did absolutely nothing to enhance Natalie Portman's delightfulness. She is delightful, in spite of those crappy "films", not because of them.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:04 PM   #85
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Yep. The Star Wars movies are a blemish on her career, not a selling point.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:09 PM   #86
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Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.


(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:10 PM   #87
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Yep. The Star Wars movies are a blemish on her career, not a selling point.

Oh I don't know, that black outfit in episode II wasn't such a bad thing.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:15 PM   #88
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Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.


(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)

I don't know, she just has that really really cute look for me. And I love that. Her character in Garden State too. Just loved her.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:20 PM   #89
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Well, I don't know how else to explain it then, cause she's not all that spectacular. Cute yeah, but not to the level of fawning I've seen.


(Same goes for that Hayden chick on Heroes more recently.)

With Portman, I think it's not only the fact that she's cute, but she comes across in films and interviews and what not as a pretty cool, intelligent, likeable person. She has a nice presence about her. I think that propels her beyond just being "cute" in the eys of many.

In my opinion, Jessica Alba is the opposite of this. While I don't find her all that super attractive, I admit she's a beautiful woman, but, in my mind, she has absolutely zero persence. None whatsoever. Therefore, I just don't understand the appeal.

I can give or take the Heroes chick.

There's no doubt that sci-fi/fantasy geeks tend to fawn more than most when there's a cute, geek chic type girl. They can't help it.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:23 PM   #90
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With Portman, I think it's not only the fact that she's cute, but she comes across in films and interviews and what not as a pretty cool, intelligent, likeable person. She has a nice presence about her. I think that propels her beyond just being "cute" in the eys of many.

In my opinion, Jessica Alba is the opposite of this. While I don't find her all that super attractive, I admit she's a beautiful woman, but, in my mind, she has absolutely zero persence. None whatsoever. Therefore, I just don't understand the appeal.

I can give or take the Heroes chick.

There's no doubt that sci-fi/fantasy geeks tend to fawn more than most when there's a cute, geek chic type girl. They can't help it.

Yeah, Natalie seems really cool to be around.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:28 PM   #91
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I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:30 PM   #92
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I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

I don't know, ask Schmidty.
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I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?


You shallow motherfucker!!
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:53 PM   #94
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We need another hot chick tourney. It is almost March after all.
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:56 PM   #95
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We need another hot chick tourney. It is almost March after all.

No! Those get me so angry sometimes and I just see them cluttering the board.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:30 PM   #96
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You shallow motherfucker!!

Funny you say shallow, since there are girls with a bigger chest than her that swim in a shallow, foot-deep pool.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:34 PM   #97
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Scarlet Johannson is my love interest on the side. She told me to tell all of you to keep paying for her movies.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:37 PM   #98
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I haven't seen Garden State or the recent Star Wars movies. Did they give Natalie Portman some tits in any of those?

C'mon now, she is beautiful. I agree with your statement, but she is still way hot.....
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:39 PM   #99
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This thread got Natalie-jacked?

Here's my myspace ABout me info

Who I'd like to meet:
natalie portman

That's where the list starts and ends baby! She is hot and her personality is pretty kick ass. I'd pretty much not know what to say if I ran into her. Maybe I'd start crying
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