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This actually has a ton of potential. Plus someone is making $450.
Everyone wins.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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07-26-2006, 09:30 PM | #52 | |
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07-26-2006, 09:35 PM | #53 | |
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07-26-2006, 09:38 PM | #54 | |
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07-26-2006, 09:40 PM | #55 | |
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did i send your mom nude pics of myself or something and not apologize. yeesh man. you're hating on a brother big time tonite. 2 posts all trying to get up in my grill. one more post and you can complete the Hate-trick. |
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07-26-2006, 09:44 PM | #56 | |
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07-26-2006, 10:24 PM | #57 | |
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07-26-2006, 10:28 PM | #58 |
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Dola. (Since HA outlawed that, I like it)
I think he's saying that I have red hair by saying "pumpkin". Dude, that totally rocks!! I love it!! Seriously. |
07-26-2006, 10:49 PM | #59 | |
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07-26-2006, 10:53 PM | #60 |
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My feelings about the direction of this thread. |
07-26-2006, 11:04 PM | #61 | |
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07-26-2006, 11:41 PM | #62 | |
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yeah, too many people trying to get a reaction out of me by tossing pebbles at my window, hoping i'll come out and play. couldn't just have had fun being happy i'm gonna hire a midget for my party, no. some guys had to try to be the cock of the walk. whatever, they can't poo poo on my parade. this is just too big. |
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07-26-2006, 11:54 PM | #63 | |
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Dude, you started the thread. Sorry it's not the circlejerk you wanted it to be... "OOOOh wow dude that's so awesome! A midget! You're the coolest guy EVA!!!" You actually thought you'd get that response from anyone? lol |
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07-27-2006, 12:16 AM | #64 | ||
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07-27-2006, 12:21 AM | #65 |
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I hope the midget snaps and kicks the shit out of HA.
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07-27-2006, 12:23 AM | #66 | |
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07-27-2006, 12:37 AM | #67 | |
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Along that line of thinking, why didn't he just hire a midget free-for-all and bring in a strobe light? You know, in the name of science. |
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07-27-2006, 06:07 AM | #68 | |
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07-27-2006, 07:35 AM | #69 |
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Maybe it's just the quad grande mocha talking, but ironically there are a couple of assholes in this thread and none of them are HA.
For once
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 07-27-2006 at 07:36 AM. |
07-27-2006, 08:08 AM | #70 | |
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This word "asshole", I don't think it means what you think it means. . .
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07-27-2006, 08:36 AM | #71 | |
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07-27-2006, 08:42 AM | #72 |
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i didn't just throw out "cock of the walk" cuz it sounded snazzy. it's actually rather appropriate for some of the negative dudes in this thread:
Cock of the walk: a chief or master; the hero of the hour; one who has overcrowed, or got the better of, rivals or competitors. |
07-27-2006, 09:06 AM | #73 | |
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n. Vulgar Slang
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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07-27-2006, 09:43 AM | #74 | |
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HA is by default. Just like in all of his other "LOOK AT ME!!!" threads and posts. |
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07-27-2006, 09:50 AM | #75 | |
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07-27-2006, 09:53 AM | #76 | |
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07-27-2006, 09:56 AM | #77 | |
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It looks like you can add Fidatelo to that list. |
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07-27-2006, 10:05 AM | #78 | |
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Of course you can!
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08-25-2006, 11:00 AM | #79 |
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In case you need some clothes for the event, i saw this on tshirthell.
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08-25-2006, 11:06 AM | #80 |
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Is this chip/salsa/midget weekend?
If so, enjoy utopia.
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08-25-2006, 11:49 AM | #81 |
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I'm with HA on this one. I think it is funny as hell.
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08-25-2006, 12:09 PM | #82 |
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I think it's pointless, but in a free and open society a midget should be able to sell his services to whoever he likes.
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08-25-2006, 12:14 PM | #83 | |
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Yeah, I'm missing the humor in it. I would feel like a dink ordering the guy around and laughing at him. Anywho, I have no problem with it per se if midgets want to sell these services.
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08-25-2006, 12:19 PM | #84 | |
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While everyone is laughing at the midget, he's going to be laughing to himself at everyone as he thinks of how he's making more money than they are. |
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08-25-2006, 12:21 PM | #85 | |
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Still doesn't mean I would enjoy making fun of him.
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10-18-2006, 10:05 PM | #86 |
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So whatever came of this?! I was reminded of this thread as I pondered renting a Steve Balboni.
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10-18-2006, 10:12 PM | #87 |
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i will not divulge the goings on in my life with this bad community anymore. long story short, just days before my draft i called up the midget and offhandedly asked him how tall (or in his case - short) he was, and he said he was 4'9". my friend's girlfriend is 5 feet (with heels on). the legal description of a midget is anyone who is 4'9" or shorter, so he technically was a midget. i needed someone in the area of 3 feet or less, and i decided that he didn't fit my criteria so i relieved him of his duties.
you people are bad luck. for now on i will tell you after the fact, not before. you guys jinxed my Super Bowl Siamese Fighting Fish Tournament, too. fuckholes. |
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10-18-2006, 10:21 PM | #89 |
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she's cute. pettite little woman from Ecuador. her breast size to body size ratio is near unprecidented.
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10-18-2006, 11:02 PM | #90 |
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10-19-2006, 01:24 AM | #91 | |
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Super Bowl Simese Fighting Fish Tournament? |
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10-19-2006, 01:28 AM | #92 |
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10-19-2006, 07:31 AM | #93 |
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I have heard of a foot fetish, but my lord..
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10-19-2006, 07:33 AM | #94 |
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That's rather depressing that he would represent himself like a midget, and instead just be the height of a 5th grader. Maybe next year.
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10-19-2006, 08:14 AM | #95 |
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The whole concept of a guy who happens to be short coming up with the idea of posing as a midget to get paid to attend parties cracks me up.
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haha
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Funniest part is "August 23th"
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i got the call too late (today) that this year's draft would be in my place. i didn't have enough time to make proper preparations, nor enough funds to make it truly special.
i am disgusted that the midget i was going to use (the subject of this thread originally) was only 4'9". imagine being too small to be considered a normal human, but too tall to be a traditional midget? what a waste. i would kill myself. anyway, that year's draft had the possibility, nay, the certainty, of being my league's greatest draft ever. 4 foot fucking 9. you can't even join the carnival at that height. |
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