KFC Gets new Enemy. - Page 2

MizzouRah · 02-02-2005, 08:24 PM

Personally out of the franchise places, I prefer Lee's Chicken. I will admit those damn honey bbq, jalapeno wings from KFC are great though... as well as the popcorn chicken.

Todd

chinaski · 02-02-2005, 08:31 PM

You guys will pay a hefty price for eating any kind of fast food.

Craptacular · 02-02-2005, 09:19 PM

I eat lots of chicken for lunch. The retail area a couple of blocks from my office has a KFC, Wendys, and Popeyes all within a few hundred feet of each other. There's also a Dairy Queen (with surprisingly good chicken) , Culvers, BK, and Arbys within a few minutes drive. Not to mention that I always put chicken on my salad when I go to the grocery store for lunch. Come to think of it, I probably have at least some chicken for lunch at least 4 of the 5 weekdays on average. Today was the other day (Double Whopper).

EagleFan · 02-02-2005, 10:46 PM

I think I'll have to start eating there again since that obnoxious SOB Sharpton is boycotting them. He is THE asshat.

rkmsuf · 02-09-2005, 11:57 AM

Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers
There are two reports of houses being damaged by plucked chickens crashing through their roofs in Newcastle in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

Warrick Slee says when he and his family returned to their Fletcher home on Sunday after a weekend away, they found a smelly house and eventually located a rotting animal corpse in the ceiling.

Last month, another resident of the same suburb reported a plucked chicken had crashed through the roof of his home.

Mr Slee says he did not believe it at first, but now he is not so sure.

"I think you know there's something unusual going on," he said.

"I don't have all the answers or anything like that, but birds or chickens or whatever it is, they don't just fall from the sky and put holes in people's roofs.

"And even if it is something natural that's fair enough, but if there's some funny business going on then the police need to know about it because where this actually hit the house is actually not too far away from the swing set that my kids play on."

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Somewhere, Kodos cries out in anguish.

Kodos · 02-09-2005, 12:55 PM

Maybe they are komikaze chickens, striking out at the unrighteous!

rkmsuf · 02-09-2005, 12:59 PM

I like how they are not sure if plucked chickens falling on their roof might involve funny business.

Kodos · 02-09-2005, 01:00 PM

Aliens may be involved.

Axxon · 02-09-2005, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers
There are two reports of houses being damaged by plucked chickens crashing through their roofs in Newcastle in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

Warrick Slee says when he and his family returned to their Fletcher home on Sunday after a weekend away, they found a smelly house and eventually located a rotting animal corpse in the ceiling.

Last month, another resident of the same suburb reported a plucked chicken had crashed through the roof of his home.

Mr Slee says he did not believe it at first, but now he is not so sure.

"I think you know there's something unusual going on," he said.

"I don't have all the answers or anything like that, but birds or chickens or whatever it is, they don't just fall from the sky and put holes in people's roofs.

"And even if it is something natural that's fair enough, but if there's some funny business going on then the police need to know about it because where this actually hit the house is actually not too far away from the swing set that my kids play on."

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Somewhere, Kodos cries out in anguish.

I swear, with God as my witness, I though plucked chickens could fly!

Desnudo · 02-09-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I like how they are not sure if plucked chickens falling on their roof might involve funny business.

Clearly it's just a local farmer with a catapult.

Abe Sargent · 02-09-2005, 01:12 PM

This is one of the signs that the Apocalypse is upon us.

-Anxiety

02-02-2005, 08:31 PM	#53
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02-09-2005, 11:57 AM	#56
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers There are two reports of houses being damaged by plucked chickens crashing through their roofs in Newcastle in the New South Wales Hunter Valley. Warrick Slee says when he and his family returned to their Fletcher home on Sunday after a weekend away, they found a smelly house and eventually located a rotting animal corpse in the ceiling. Last month, another resident of the same suburb reported a plucked chicken had crashed through the roof of his home. Mr Slee says he did not believe it at first, but now he is not so sure. "I think you know there's something unusual going on," he said. "I don't have all the answers or anything like that, but birds or chickens or whatever it is, they don't just fall from the sky and put holes in people's roofs. "And even if it is something natural that's fair enough, but if there's some funny business going on then the police need to know about it because where this actually hit the house is actually not too far away from the swing set that my kids play on." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somewhere, Kodos cries out in anguish. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-09-2005, 12:59 PM	#58
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I like how they are not sure if plucked chickens falling on their roof might involve funny business. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-09-2005, 01:12 PM	#62
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	This is one of the signs that the Apocalypse is upon us. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

02-02-2005, 08:24 PM	#52
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Personally out of the franchise places, I prefer Lee's Chicken. I will admit those damn honey bbq, jalapeno wings from KFC are great though... as well as the popcorn chicken. Todd

02-02-2005, 09:19 PM	#54
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I eat lots of chicken for lunch. The retail area a couple of blocks from my office has a KFC, Wendys, and Popeyes all within a few hundred feet of each other. There's also a Dairy Queen (with surprisingly good chicken) , Culvers, BK, and Arbys within a few minutes drive. Not to mention that I always put chicken on my salad when I go to the grocery store for lunch. Come to think of it, I probably have at least some chicken for lunch at least 4 of the 5 weekdays on average. Today was the other day (Double Whopper).

02-02-2005, 10:46 PM	#55
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I think I'll have to start eating there again since that obnoxious SOB Sharpton is boycotting them. He is THE asshat.

02-09-2005, 12:55 PM	#57
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Maybe they are komikaze chickens, striking out at the unrighteous!

02-09-2005, 01:00 PM	#59
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Aliens may be involved.

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