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View Poll Results: What do you wash with?
Good ole' bar of soap 62 52.54%
Soapy washcloth 15 12.71%
Effeminate poof 21 17.80%
Scratchy loofa-things 9 7.63%
Other 10 8.47%
A squirming rainbow trout 1 0.85%
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:08 PM   #51
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:09 PM   #52
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:47 PM   #53
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:12 AM   #54
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The girlfriend keeps trying to change my shower habits. I need to use a puff because my washcloth doesn't do a good enough job. I need to use body wash instead of soap because it's better for my skin. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm a man, I don't care about that shit. Give me some Irish Spring and I'm a happy camper...

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Old 02-01-2006, 08:25 AM   #55
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I'm secure enough in my manhood that I can use a poof without turning into one.
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:13 AM   #56
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:22 PM   #57
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:26 PM   #58
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My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?
That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:27 PM   #59
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That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

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What about the non-surface area?
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:28 PM   #60
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Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.
On the other hand, this I can't do. It messed up my hair something fierce if I do it. And I'm hat guy, you know that person always wearing a baseball hat, so it's not like my hair is that super important for looks. Go out and spend $2 on a giant bottle of Slimer-green colored generic guy shampoo and you'll be just fine. Not to say I haven't done the soap-to-wash-hair thing in a pinch.

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:28 PM   #61
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That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

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It's because unless you are using an exfoliating soap, all the dead skin cells are just staying on your body instead of being sloughed off...won't really hurt your skin, but it won't look/feel as good as it would if you exfoliated every now and then (once or twice a week).
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:31 PM   #62
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On the other hand, this I can't do. It messed up my hair something fierce if I do it. And I'm hat guy, you know that person always wearing a baseball hat, so it's not like my hair is that super important for looks. Go out and spend $2 on a giant bottle of Slimer-green colored generic guy shampoo and you'll be just fine. Not to say I haven't done the soap-to-wash-hair thing in a pinch.

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I'd be the opposite and more likely to do the "shampoo-to-wash-body" thing than the other way around. Like whenever I do some sports and have to take a shower outside the house, I won't carry soap, only shampoo...

And I'm also a baseball hat guy, at least on the weekends and soap in hair will actually mess them up more if you wear a hat for a long period...

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:33 PM   #63
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I'd be the opposite and more likely to do the "shampoo-to-wash-body" thing than the other way around. Like whenever I do some sports and have to take a shower outside the house, I won't carry soap, only shampoo...
Done that one, too. This would be if I didn't bring anything and the hotel only has one or the other or something like that.

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:37 PM   #64
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That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:41 PM   #65
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If she's mean and scary and can find me, a quiet and polite mention would work better

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:45 PM   #66
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If she's mean and scary and can find me, a quiet and polite mention would work better

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Old 02-01-2006, 03:49 PM   #67
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Umm...I thought soap and a WASHCLOTH was the minimum. Washing with your hands does not scrub the dead skin off of your body. This may be a cultural thing or something but Ive never heard of anyone that didnt use a washcloth, and most girls I know use a loofa and bodywash. Different....
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:57 PM   #68
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Umm...I thought soap and a WASHCLOTH was the minimum. Washing with your hands does not scrub the dead skin off of your body. This may be a cultural thing or something but Ive never heard of anyone that didnt use a washcloth, and most girls I know use a loofa and bodywash. Different....

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Old 02-01-2006, 05:38 PM   #69
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:39 PM   #70
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:43 PM   #71
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:44 PM   #72
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:56 PM   #73
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How can you sufficiently clean your arse and groin area with just your hands? Not to beat a dead horse but those areas ATLEAST, need scrubbing and soap action. I just dont get it.
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See: clinical proof that poofs cause bad grammar

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Old 02-01-2006, 06:49 PM   #77
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How can you sufficiently clean your arse and groin area with just your hands? Not to beat a dead horse but those areas ATLEAST, need scrubbing and soap action. I just dont get it.

All I know is that I'm a very clean person (excessively), and I definitely do not stink.

My wife says I have OCD because of the amount of times I wash my face and hands, and brush my teeth per day.
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:31 PM   #78
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I just took a shower.
I used:
Aussie Mega shampoo
Aussie Mega conditioner
Noxema cream to wash the face
Dove body wash + a poof for the rest of the bod


Love it!
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:33 PM   #79
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I just took a shower.
I used:
Aussie Mega shampoo
Aussie Mega conditioner
Noxema cream to wash the face
Dove body wash + a poof for the rest of the bod


Love it!
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She's naked!

pics plz k thx
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