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JediKooter · 12-14-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Me too, only it was more than a little. I guess I can't be too critical of our Hot or Not polls.

Yeah Madonna, I just don't get. She wasn't hot when she was young and she definitely isn't hot now she is much older and looks like Skeletor.

At least with our Hot or Not polls, I haven't seen any ugly women that I can remember. Unless someone did one for Rosie O'Donnel or something.

I. J. Reilly · 12-14-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yeah Madonna, I just don't get. She wasn't hot when she was young and she definitely isn't hot now she is much older and looks like Skeletor.

Oh, I understand the Madonna thing perfectly. And for those of you who are confused take a trip with me into the way back machine; to a time of early puberty, a time before the internet, a time when MTV actually showed music videos and a high percentage of those videos featured a slutty gal in a bra dancing provocatively. Who’s hotter than Madonna in a pointy bra?

Autumn · 12-14-2011, 04:25 PM

Yeah, Madonna was hot way back in the day. I remember staying up late on a school night after Monday Night Football to see her *banned* Justify My Love video on some news show, only to fall asleep and wake up halfway through it. In those pre-Internet days Madonna writhing around scantily clad was all we had.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-14-2011, 04:34 PM

When Weird Al did "Like a Surgeon" in concert, his keyboard player writhed around on stage wearing a pointy bra.

I've been to a lot of Weird Al concerts.

DanGarion · 12-14-2011, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

I believe Jenna Jamison was listed. Sasha Grey, too.

Saw Jenna Jameson with Tito Ortiz in line with their kids getting pictures with Santa, she's not looking so good.

JediKooter · 12-14-2011, 04:36 PM

Kathy Griffin in a pointy bra would be better than Madonna.

Wait, did I just say that?

Pumpy made me do it...

Matthean · 12-14-2011, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by I. J. Reilly

Oh, I understand the Madonna thing perfectly. And for those of you who are confused take a trip with me into the way back machine; to a time of early puberty, a time before the internet, a time when MTV actually showed music videos and a high percentage of those videos featured a slutty gal in a bra dancing provocatively. Who’s hotter than Madonna in a pointy bra?

I watched this video...a lot back in the day. There's likely at least 3-4 more videos during her peak I liked. I can't really hate on what she looks like now considering she's 53.

Chief Rum · 12-14-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Saw Jenna Jameson with Tito Ortiz in line with their kids getting pictures with Santa, she's not looking so good.

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

MIJB#19 · 12-14-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

NO LETS HAVE A DRAFT

I'm in.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-14-2011, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

It's well past pre-season for both of them I believe.

Izulde · 12-14-2011, 08:23 PM

Jennifer Aniston? Really? REALLY? My faith in humanity just dropped even more.

Izulde · 12-14-2011, 08:28 PM

Dola,

After my initial outrage and surveying the Top 10, it seems to me that their list, or at least the Top 10, isn't so much Hottest of All Time as it is Largely Considered Attractive And Having Massive Cultural Significance And/Or Notoriety.

Taken in that vein, I still don't see Aniston #1, but IMO, because of the whole Friends phenomenon, she could conceivably rank in the Top 20, even though I personally think she looks like a horse.

Izulde · 12-14-2011, 08:35 PM

Trola,

I realize Ursula Andress might possibly be the outlier there, but let's break this shit down.

#1 Jennifer Aniston - Friends phenomenon as described
#2 Raquel Welch - Considered *the* iconic beauty in her era
#3 Marilyn Monroe - I know college girls today who still admire Marilyn. Now that's lasting cultural power. I'd probably put her #1 for that reason.
#4 Britney Spears - Defined the teen female pop generation, for better or worse.
#5 Madonna - A Hall of Fame music career that, because of her controversial videos and some of her songs, generated major debate and discussion. See "Like A Prayer" and "Justify My Love".
#6 Ursula Andress - The weakest culturally of the Top 10, but IIRC, she was the first Bond girl.
#7 Bettie Page - Made fetish modeling mainstream
#8 Pamela Anderson - Friends is to Aniston as Baywatch is to Anderson.
#9 Jane Fonda - Instrumental in a national exercise craze
#10 Angelina Jolie - Box office gold. The fact she plays a lot of badass characters doesn't hurt with the feminists.

Izulde · 12-14-2011, 08:44 PM

quadola,

Brigitte Bardot #75 is criminal. I'd also put Tyra Banks much higher than #63, based on what I suspect is the criteria of the listing. Gisele Bundchen #25 is way, way too high. Ditto Shakira #18.

There's some lesser quibbles with some the rest of the list, but those are the four things that jumped out most strongly at me as massive mistakes other than Aniston #1.

OTOH, I don't have much a problem with their Top 10 outside of Aniston, since I'm assuming cultural and societal import is influencing the rankings to a degree.

Suicane75 · 12-14-2011, 08:53 PM

I Agree with Izulde. Aniston should be high, but not #1. I'd likely reserve that for Monroe. But how Fawcet isn't in the top 10 is beyond me.

cuervo72 · 12-14-2011, 09:52 PM

Yeah...that list is crap, basically.

cuervo72 · 12-14-2011, 09:56 PM

dola - and where the hell is Lynda Carter?

DanGarion · 12-14-2011, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Presuming Tito looks the same as he did Saturday night, neither of them are looking too good.

I think I could take him.

TexasT · 12-15-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I would still fuck Britney Spears.

I'm gonna catch crap about this but I think Britney is the hottest woman ever. There, I said it!

MJ4H · 12-15-2011, 05:59 PM

There is definitely a lot of potential for catching things with her, yes.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-15-2011, 06:13 PM

according to the internet: attractive woman+your fetish= hottest woman ever

for me the needle registers between desperado salma hayek and mad men january jones (not real life weird makeup january jones. soft focus, 60's hair pointy bra january jones)

Izulde · 12-15-2011, 06:16 PM

American Wedding was January Jones' hottest movie.

RomaGoth · 12-15-2011, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

...salma hayek...

I would run away with Salma Hayek.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-15-2011, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I would run away with Salma Hayek.

i would find you and keel you.

RomaGoth · 12-15-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

i would find you and keel you.

hah I would have Salma keel you first. Problem solved.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-15-2011, 07:47 PM

may the best man win. i'm sure the lure of life in relative squalor on my beagle farm could wrest her away from her gazillionaire husband.

Radii · 12-15-2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

and mad men january jones (not real life weird makeup january jones. soft focus, 60's hair pointy bra january jones)

Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.

cuervo72 · 12-15-2011, 08:11 PM

Two words Radii, and they start with 'h' and 'f'.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-15-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.

shrug. more betty draper for me.

Suicane75 · 12-15-2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

dola - and where the hell is Lynda Carter?

What I wouldn't give to be a Nazi scumbag smothered to death by her big white bottom.

MJ4H · 12-15-2011, 08:31 PM

what the hell is the buckethead kid

JonInMiddleGA · 12-15-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

Oh my god, I would have a hard time resisting punching january jones in the face irl just b/c of her mad men character. I cannot stand her.

that might not be just the character you're picking up on

Be Careful Around January Jones, Former Bobby Draper Warns Child Actors

Jared Gilmore, who played the Emmy-nominated actress' son Bobby on 'Mad Men,' had some words of advice for the next young actor who takes his place.

"Be careful around January [Jones]," he told TV Guide Magazine. "She's not as approachable as the others. She's really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice."

His comments came after he left the show to take on a role in Once Upon A Time

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-15-2011, 09:40 PM

hang on. let me see how my boner feels about this news...

nope. he's good with it.

Matthean · 12-15-2011, 10:01 PM

I honestly don't know how seriously to take a list that doesn't have Grace Kelly in the top 10 if not top 3 at worst.

12-14-2011, 04:34 PM	#54
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	When Weird Al did "Like a Surgeon" in concert, his keyboard player writhed around on stage wearing a pointy bra. I've been to a lot of Weird Al concerts. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 12-14-2011 at 04:35 PM.

12-14-2011, 04:36 PM	#56
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Kathy Griffin in a pointy bra would be better than Madonna. Wait, did I just say that? Pumpy made me do it... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-14-2011, 08:23 PM	#61
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Jennifer Aniston? Really? REALLY? My faith in humanity just dropped even more. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-14-2011, 08:28 PM	#62
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Dola, After my initial outrage and surveying the Top 10, it seems to me that their list, or at least the Top 10, isn't so much Hottest of All Time as it is Largely Considered Attractive And Having Massive Cultural Significance And/Or Notoriety. Taken in that vein, I still don't see Aniston #1, but IMO, because of the whole Friends phenomenon, she could conceivably rank in the Top 20, even though I personally think she looks like a horse. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-14-2011, 08:44 PM	#64
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	quadola, Brigitte Bardot #75 is criminal. I'd also put Tyra Banks much higher than #63, based on what I suspect is the criteria of the listing. Gisele Bundchen #25 is way, way too high. Ditto Shakira #18. There's some lesser quibbles with some the rest of the list, but those are the four things that jumped out most strongly at me as massive mistakes other than Aniston #1. OTOH, I don't have much a problem with their Top 10 outside of Aniston, since I'm assuming cultural and societal import is influencing the rankings to a degree. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Last edited by Izulde : 12-14-2011 at 08:45 PM.

12-14-2011, 04:25 PM	#53
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Yeah, Madonna was hot way back in the day. I remember staying up late on a school night after Monday Night Football to see her banned Justify My Love video on some news show, only to fall asleep and wake up halfway through it. In those pre-Internet days Madonna writhing around scantily clad was all we had.

12-14-2011, 08:35 PM	#63
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Trola, I realize Ursula Andress might possibly be the outlier there, but let's break this shit down. #1 Jennifer Aniston - Friends phenomenon as described #2 Raquel Welch - Considered the iconic beauty in her era #3 Marilyn Monroe - I know college girls today who still admire Marilyn. Now that's lasting cultural power. I'd probably put her #1 for that reason. #4 Britney Spears - Defined the teen female pop generation, for better or worse. #5 Madonna - A Hall of Fame music career that, because of her controversial videos and some of her songs, generated major debate and discussion. See "Like A Prayer" and "Justify My Love". #6 Ursula Andress - The weakest culturally of the Top 10, but IIRC, she was the first Bond girl. #7 Bettie Page - Made fetish modeling mainstream #8 Pamela Anderson - Friends is to Aniston as Baywatch is to Anderson. #9 Jane Fonda - Instrumental in a national exercise craze #10 Angelina Jolie - Box office gold. The fact she plays a lot of badass characters doesn't hurt with the feminists. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-14-2011, 08:53 PM	#65
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I Agree with Izulde. Aniston should be high, but not #1. I'd likely reserve that for Monroe. But how Fawcet isn't in the top 10 is beyond me.

12-14-2011, 09:52 PM	#66
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Yeah...that list is crap, basically. __________________ null

12-14-2011, 09:56 PM	#67
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	dola - and where the hell is Lynda Carter? __________________ null

12-15-2011, 05:59 PM	#70
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	There is definitely a lot of potential for catching things with her, yes. Last edited by MJ4H : 12-15-2011 at 06:00 PM.

12-15-2011, 06:13 PM	#71
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	according to the internet: attractive woman+your fetish= hottest woman ever for me the needle registers between desperado salma hayek and mad men january jones (not real life weird makeup january jones. soft focus, 60's hair pointy bra january jones)

12-15-2011, 06:16 PM	#72
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	American Wedding was January Jones' hottest movie. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-15-2011, 07:47 PM	#76
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	may the best man win. i'm sure the lure of life in relative squalor on my beagle farm could wrest her away from her gazillionaire husband.

12-15-2011, 08:11 PM	#78
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Two words Radii, and they start with 'h' and 'f'. __________________ null

12-15-2011, 08:31 PM	#81
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	what the hell is the buckethead kid

12-15-2011, 09:40 PM	#83
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	hang on. let me see how my boner feels about this news... nope. he's good with it.

12-15-2011, 10:01 PM	#84
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	I honestly don't know how seriously to take a list that doesn't have Grace Kelly in the top 10 if not top 3 at worst. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

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