Werewolf LXXI - Doomsday (GAME OVER. WOLVES WIN!)

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

I will say it now, there's a chance that path is indeed the last wolf and that they assumed I was lying and he's trying to clear himself for end game, but we'll have to look at everyone.

Yeah, you kinda tipped your hand by "deferring" so I was pretty sure you weren't really the cultist.

[Passacaglia]

And man, no kill requests? I know I'm not as suave as hoopsguy is about riling up the villagers, but come on!

[Passacaglia]

Okay, fine! If you guys can't come up with anyone, maybe then there just won't be a kill! See how you like that!!

Oh. Wait a minute. You guys would like that! Nice try losers -- you almost had me there!

[Neon_Chaos]

Deadline.

[KWhit]

Pass, you're funny.

[Neon_Chaos]

After Sonic Youth's untimely demise and Eden's victory yesterday, Johan finally agrees to help you.

Johan: "I would've expected nothing but the best from you, Eden. Only the worthy survive."

Eden: "It's a tired cliche. Let's just get this over with."

Johan: "Patience, my sweet."

Johan claps his hands. A servant lays out a map on the table.

Johan: "Kane's research laboratory is about twenty miles or so from here. You will be given horses and escorted by a squad of my finest men. I suppose that would be good enough for you, Eden?"

Eden: "Yes. Very much so."

Suddenly, a messenger runs into the room.

Messenger: "JOHAN! THE WALLS HAVE BEEN BREACHED! CANNIBALS!"

Johan turns towards Eden.

Johan: "WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS!? SOUND THE ALARM, TO ARMS!"

Sinclair's facial expression doesn't change.

Eden: "We have nothing to do with this."

Johan, in a furious rage, pulls out his sword. The Knights around you also unsheathe their weapons.

Johan: "Your lies will not save you here, deceitful witch!"

Eden: "Believe what you want, but we're not going down without a fight."

Sinclair is quick to act. She grabs Johan's sword by the hilt, and spins him around. Soon, she is holding a dagger to Johan's neck, keeping the guards at bay.

Eden: "I can kill you now. But I won't. Tell your men to let my troops free. Let us go, and we'll fight whoever these Cannibals are."

Johan is silent. He ponders upon the choice of living or dying, and chooses the latter.

Johan: "Put your weapons down... let... let them go."

Everyone is let go from their binds, and you each grab a weapon from the guards. Eden lets Johan go. She leads the charge from out of the central court. She briefly turns towards Johan.

Eden: "That's twice you owe me your life."

[In the courtyard]

You distinctly remember the tribal markings on the people who have infiltrated the castle. Eden mutters what you are all thinking.

Eden: "Marcus."

The cannibals are all over the place, and they threaten to swarm the nights who are trying their hardest to push them back. Each of you takes on two or three cannibals, armed with your medieval weapons.

Passacaglia is unluckily pitted against five of them. He doesn't stand a chance, and eventually falls to superior numbers. To add insult to injury, one of the cannibals jabs a dagger into Pass' chest, and rips out his heart.

Soon enough, however, you are able to turn the tide against the invaders. The cost is high, however. Many knights of Blackness lie dead all over the courtyard.

Johan reappears, still overcome by rage, surrounded by his personal guard.

Johan: "There will be much to pay for this... Glasgow will BURN!!!"

Eden surveys the number of dead before kneeling over one of the dead cannibals. From the looks of it, Eden knew this one.

Eden: "Marcus... what have you done..."

PASSACAGLIA HAS BEEN LYNCHED!
PASSACAGLIA WAS THE ALPHA WOLF!

THERE WAS NO NIGHT KILL!

Turn 6 has begun. PMs have been sent. Deadline is at 10:00 AM EST.

[Passacaglia]

PASSACAGLIA HAS BEEN LYNCHED!
PASSACAGLIA WAS THE ALPHA WOLF!

I *told* you jerkwads no alpha wolf would pick me!

[Lathum]

VOTE PERDUEBRAD

[PurdueBrad]

vote nfg22

[Lathum]

NFG and NTN, what have you got for us?

[PurdueBrad]

That was my bad, I forgot night actions because I thought Pass was putting them in. I figured I might as well throw that out there in terms of honesty.

[PurdueBrad]

Or maybe I got a convert.

[PurdueBrad]

Or maybe I got blocked.

[PurdueBrad]

Or maybe I danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, howled a bit, and something else happened...hehehe.

[PurdueBrad]

Maybe Barkeep delivered my love child, a little werewolf to help torment you guys.

[PurdueBrad]

I don't know guys, I would probably vote to lynch me. Just saying....

[PurdueBrad]

You know, if these posts would count, I would no longer be a noob. Grrrrrrr...

[Passacaglia]

Thanks for picking up where I left off PB.

[The Jackal]

Vote PurdueBrad

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Yeah, you kinda tipped your hand by "deferring" so I was pretty sure you weren't really the cultist.

And I was pretty sure you never really believed me, but hey, I think it pissed some people off for a little while.

[The Jackal]

And I kind of hope you scanned path, NFG.

[PurdueBrad]

Seriously, it's freaking snowing here. Thank goodness for my thick coat of wolf's hair.

[The Jackal]

BTW I'm going to Philly for the next three days, so not sure how active I'll be, but I'll certainly be checking in.

[PurdueBrad]

Okay, now that I've had my fun.

Wouldn't this game become really, really interesting if I'm not a wolf, but am the cultist? I could sacrifice myself here so that the wolves could get another night kill since we fubared this one (which will be an interesting discussion post-game on who forgot to switch their vote since I did immediately after being asked to as the cultist) and by lynching me, you take another villager out of the equation. I mean, now that would just be comical and silly. Because I know that I certainly expected to scan as a wolf and reacted very, very unsurprised by that. Oh wait, no, I was quite surprised wasn't I (until Neon's PM explained it)?

But hey, that's just a hypothetical. Don't worry, you aren't at endgame.

[path12]

VOTE PURDUEBRAD

You'll be missing the cold when you're BURNING IN HELL!!!!!!

[The Jackal]

At this point it doesn't matter, the cultist may as well be a wolf. With 5-2 odds, even if you are the cultist, 3-2 is still doable.

[PurdueBrad]

I guess the only way to find out if I'm a wolf or the cultist is to kill me and see if I turn up as wolf or villager. That would just be kooky if I was the cultist, although it might explain why Pass knew Jackal was lying. It might also explain my voting patterns. Hmmmmmm...

don't say I didn't warn you.

[PurdueBrad]

It's definitely doable...at 3-2.

Neon, am I able to pass an item before I die?

[path12]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I guess the only way to find out if I'm a wolf or the cultist is to kill me and see if I turn up as wolf or villager. That would just be kooky if I was the cultist, although it might explain why Pass knew Jackal was lying. It might also explain my voting patterns. Hmmmmmm...

don't say I didn't warn you.

Pass knew Jackal was lying because he's fully aware that I'm not a wolf. I'm OK with this vote even if you are cultist, I think we can pull this one out.

[PurdueBrad]

Oops, just remembered, I have to ask via PM. My bad. Stupid cultist wolf human villager zombie person that I may be.

[The Jackal]

BTW, good job getting that first vote in, Lathum.

[PurdueBrad]

Yeah, yeah, good job Lathum, would hate to see me make it through the night on account of a tie-break...jerk. That's alright, Pass made the ultimate sacrifice, as will I, which will guarantee victory.

[The Jackal]

Can we vote nightfall so he shuts up?

[ntndeacon]

vote PB

[The Jackal]

Who have you been scanning, ntn?

[ntndeacon]

I scanned you, Jackal. at that point I figured it was worthless to scan path or PB,,,
you came up villager

[Lathum]

No way PB is the cultist.

[Lathum]

so what do we think happened last night?

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by Lathum

No way PB is the cultist.

Yeah, there is absolutely, positively no way I'm the cultist. I approve this message 100%.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Can we vote nightfall so he shuts up?

If you guys can answer for me three riddles in the next thirty minutes, I'll give you the name of a wolf. Are you game?

[PurdueBrad]

Now, since I'm absolutely, positively a wolf, it takes a lot of trust for me to go outside my species. So I expect you not to Google, Yahoo, or search for the answers in any way. But you answer these three riddles in thirty minutes and your pizza is free and I'll give you the name of a wolf.

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by Lathum

so what do we think happened last night?

1, unholy or holy mark
2, bodyguard protect
3, wolves forgetting to submit a kill? unlikely.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

1, unholy or holy mark
2, bodyguard protect
3, wolves forgetting to submit a kill? unlikely.

I'll take none of the above...sort of.

[PurdueBrad]

Riddle #1 and the clock is running...

Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat turns over and all four men sink to the bottom. Yet not a single man got wet. How is this possible?

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Riddle #1 and the clock is running...

Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat turns over and all four men sink to the bottom. Yet not a single man got wet. How is this possible?

I know!!!

I know!!















































VOTE NIGHTFALL

[PurdueBrad]

Ouch, now was that necessary Lathum. I hope the wolves feast on your liver.

[path12]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Riddle #1 and the clock is running...

Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat turns over and all four men sink to the bottom. Yet not a single man got wet. How is this possible?

Submersible.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by path12

Submersible.

You are incorrect, but feel free to try again. I hope the wolves kill you quickly and painlessly.

[The Jackal]

Vote Nightfall

[PurdueBrad]

Jackal, and to think, I always try to spell your name correctly! Man, you guys are brutal.