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Old 09-30-2010, 12:04 PM   #8701
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Hoffs Susanna.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:06 PM   #8702
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Hoffs Susanna.

THE delicious Susanna Hoffs.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:10 PM   #8703
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THE delicious Susanna Hoffs.

I know who it is -- I was just poking fun of what it says in the URL for the picture (which clap could have checked).
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:43 PM   #8704
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I know who it is -- I was just poking fun of what it says in the URL for the picture (which clap could have checked).

Haha! I was just pointing out that she is delicious.

Not that I've had any Susanna Hoffs before, but, I'm pretty sure she is delicious and I'm willing to double down that bet.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:54 PM   #8705
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Ahhhh yes, the days with a bottle of lotion in one hand, and waiting for this video to come on ...

Pretty sure that was all of us.
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:59 PM   #8706
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I have no idea who that is.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:01 PM   #8707
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Not as cool as the Katy Perry ones but more along the lines of a WTF!


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Old 09-30-2010, 01:18 PM   #8708
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Whoop, I just realized what post the "lotion" quote originated from. Yes of course I remember the Cryin, Amazing & Crazy videos.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:37 PM   #8709
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That was way back when teen lesbianism was taboo and not all the rage.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:41 PM   #8710
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Tori Amos and The Cranberries debuted in the '90's, so fail there.

And we get it - your taste in music blows chunks.


And you obviously fail at reading further posts before opening your mouth.

Now STFU about it.
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:41 PM   #8711
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:47 PM   #8712
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Can we cake on a little MORE makleup there? Lemme get the chisel out and we'll figure out who that really is....
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:11 PM   #8713
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Can we cake on a little MORE makleup there? Lemme get the chisel out and we'll figure out who that really is....

It honestly looks like a wax figure, but hey, some people think that's attractive.
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:39 PM   #8714
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:49 PM   #8715
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It honestly looks like a wax figure, but hey, some people think that's attractive.

Really? don't these guys realize eventually you'll have to see her without the makeup??

overly made-up has always been a straight turnoff to me.
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:51 PM   #8716
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The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, than whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these 4...




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Old 09-30-2010, 02:55 PM   #8717
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:56 PM   #8718
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Now if only my horse would do that in Red Dead Redemption.
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:01 PM   #8719
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:05 PM   #8720
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Since tomorrow is October...
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:09 PM   #8721
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And you obviously fail at reading further posts before opening your mouth.

Now STFU about it.
No, I read your lame attempts to justify your initial post, and they all failed. I guess you're too small of a person to admit when you're wrong.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:03 PM   #8722
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Fucking. Awesome.

This. Holy Shit.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:09 PM   #8723
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Take that mule everywhere.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:11 PM   #8724
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Now if only my horse would do that in Red Dead Redemption.
I was thinking the same thing. My horse just sits their like a pussy getting eaten.
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Old 09-30-2010, 05:45 PM   #8725
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I was thinking the same thing. My horse just sits their like a pussy getting eaten.

Hey, I see what you did there...
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Old 09-30-2010, 08:51 PM   #8726
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Ok, that mule story was pure awesome. Probably even deserving of its own thread

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Old 09-30-2010, 10:20 PM   #8727
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:35 PM   #8728
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:35 PM   #8729
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I have watched this cycle through at least ten times.
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:36 PM   #8730
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wtb 5 more min of that vid
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:50 PM   #8731
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No, I read your lame attempts to justify your initial post, and they all failed. I guess you're too small of a person to admit when you're wrong.



Take it to a new thread, a pm or just STFU, you're opinion is about as useful as anyone elses, including my own.


Pics thread, post pics or comments about pics or stfu.
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:50 AM   #8732
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I'm not expecting anybody to chime in anytime soon about the historic merits of TLC
You STFU. My grandchildren will be dancing to Waterfalls at whatever their version of a sock hop is.
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Since I have the decency to make part of my post topical, so here's INTENSE KG, an old Lost/CSI:Miami shop and one from KSK's NFL Meme Mashup Series.

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Old 10-01-2010, 11:03 AM   #8733
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You STFU. My grandchildren will be dancing to Waterfalls at whatever their version of a sock hop is.

On what?

"Waterfalls" wasn't even the best song. Hell, it's not even all that danceable. I'd say their best song was still "Red Light Special".

But seriously, y'all need not to hate on new jack swing (or maybe new jill swing in TLC's case). That genre was the bomb, yo.
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:08 PM   #8734
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:08 PM   #8735
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:17 PM   #8736
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Oh my....
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:22 PM   #8737
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:22 PM   #8738
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:23 PM   #8739
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:24 PM   #8740
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:25 PM   #8741
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:26 PM   #8742
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Man or Woman?

Wow, Roddy Piper has really let himself go.
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:32 PM   #8743
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Continuing our '90s appreciation week, nice work Noop.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:51 PM   #8744
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Man or Woman?

That has to be a woman.

The reason I say this is because if a man had those man-boobs, he would NEVER shake them like that. A man with those things would do everything possible NOT to draw attention to them.

A woman, especially one with a man face, is going to try and draw attention away from her face to her boobs....
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:52 PM   #8745
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Very very very nice
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:29 PM   #8746
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Very very very nice

i concur. is that from a movie i should be watching or something?
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:54 PM   #8747
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I wonder how those two would do playing air hockey?
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:09 PM   #8748
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Wow, Roddy Piper has really let himself go.
Best response to a titty picture in this entire thread. All other titty pictures must go.
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:19 PM   #8749
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:32 PM   #8750
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#3 is beautiful - where's that from?

#4 I assume is a glacier somewhere or something?
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