06-23-2012, 10:54 AM | #8701 |
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Bucket list moment just a few hours away now: I'm actually going to see Iron Maiden with my son.
Now I just gotta live long enough for him to turn 21 so we can go to Vegas together and I'll have pretty much ticked off all the critical items. Wonder what the over/under on me making it another 7 years would be?
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06-23-2012, 11:19 AM | #8702 |
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Quit smoking and your chances increase dramatically. Just sayin....
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06-23-2012, 11:23 AM | #8703 |
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Sure, he could quit and cross off going to prison on his bucket list.
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06-23-2012, 11:36 AM | #8704 | |
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Ding ding, we have a winna
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06-23-2012, 12:05 PM | #8705 |
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These "prepper" people...what are they, just sitting around waiting for Red Dawn?
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06-24-2012, 12:13 AM | #8706 |
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Whenever I go to facebook and see a "friend: has "liked" Walmart it frightens me. Yet I am never surprised by those who it is...
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06-24-2012, 12:24 AM | #8707 | |
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I was frightened when Facebook suggested that I like Nickelback today because "8 other friends like this." I gave some good consideration to deleting those friends.
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06-25-2012, 12:37 AM | #8708 |
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I spent the afternoon volunteering at a park for an event. Got stuck working the parking lot. I hate lazy people. The responses to "Sorry. The lot is full. There is another lot on the next block."
"I'm not walking that far!" "I'll wait right here until a spot opens up" "I'M 70 YEARS OLD!!!" The best of the afternoon... One woman when she asked where she could find where it was going on & I informer her once she parks to follow to the left of the pond... "You mean I have to WALK?" No maam, if you ask someone really politely they will bring the fucking log cabin to your car. |
06-25-2012, 01:07 AM | #8709 |
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So what'd you say to the person who said they'd wait right there for a spot to open up?
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06-25-2012, 10:26 AM | #8710 |
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Waiting for the phone to ring to find out whether I get offered a job or not.
As Tom Petty once said, the waiting is the hardest part.
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06-25-2012, 12:29 PM | #8711 |
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This might be one of the scarier headlines I have read in a while...
2 Million Flushmate Toilet Systems Recalled Because of Explosions!!! (Okay, I added the "!!!" and upped the font size)
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06-25-2012, 12:38 PM | #8712 |
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I didn't realise that toilets were sufficiently difficult to flush that they needed a device to make flushing easier...
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06-25-2012, 12:42 PM | #8713 |
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Why would a tow truck driver, in this day and age, not have some kind of GPS device???
Or a map?
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06-25-2012, 12:53 PM | #8714 |
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Diane Keaton's real last name is Hall and she was called Annie by her family. Sportsdigs probably had this story in 1979
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06-25-2012, 12:55 PM | #8715 | |
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I might be wrong, but i think that device either gives you the "Whoosh" sound when you flush, or is needed for basement toilets in order to make the water run uphill. |
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06-25-2012, 12:55 PM | #8716 |
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Wait...I thought shit only rolled down hill?
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06-25-2012, 01:11 PM | #8717 |
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It does only roll down hill when it's rolling. When it's travelling through a highly-pressurized underground water cannon? Wherever the damn cannon points.
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06-25-2012, 01:28 PM | #8718 | |
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Blah!!! That is one line of fire I don't want to get in the way of!
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06-25-2012, 01:32 PM | #8719 |
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This Batman Mt. Dew tastes like the ill fated Pepsi Blue.
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06-25-2012, 03:24 PM | #8720 |
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06-25-2012, 10:54 PM | #8721 |
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Why is BP (BRITISH petroleum) a US Olympic Team sponsor?
That's fucked up. |
06-25-2012, 11:42 PM | #8722 |
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06-26-2012, 07:42 PM | #8723 |
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06-26-2012, 07:55 PM | #8724 |
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Well, it hasn't been called 'British Petroleum' for quite a while now. It has been BP since British Petroleum merged with Amoco (American Oil Company) and Arco. Although they are headquarted in London, the largest division by far is BP America, with a huge office complex in Houston.
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06-26-2012, 07:57 PM | #8725 | |
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Still....just seems funny.
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06-27-2012, 02:09 AM | #8726 |
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Episode 411 of Breaking Bad - "Crawl Space" might be one of the single greatest episodes in television history.
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06-27-2012, 03:09 AM | #8727 |
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06-27-2012, 03:46 AM | #8728 | |
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Yup. Face-Off is on right now, too!
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06-27-2012, 09:26 AM | #8729 |
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I am guessing 411 means the 11th episode of the 4th season right? 411 episodes sounds like a lot of episodes.
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06-27-2012, 10:30 AM | #8730 | |
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Haha! Not shocked that it's the WorldNut Daily that brought him on. You think Fox has a problem with honest reporting? Let's say the Earth is the truth and what the WorldNut Daily pretends the truth is, would be the Andromeda galaxy. Rocker should fit right in with the rest of the racists and homophobes that work there.
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06-27-2012, 10:38 AM | #8731 |
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Yahoos front page says Nora Ephron is very ill right now. Which I guess is an upgrade over the dead she's been the past couple of days.
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06-27-2012, 01:53 PM | #8732 |
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06-27-2012, 11:13 PM | #8733 |
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06-27-2012, 11:26 PM | #8734 | |
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That's certainly... dubious.
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06-28-2012, 12:01 AM | #8735 |
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06-28-2012, 12:03 AM | #8736 | |
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I'm imagining the premise from Psycho and trying to fill in the gaps of this. |
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06-28-2012, 12:04 AM | #8737 |
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I like the idea of starting each page of this thread with a girl, too.
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06-28-2012, 01:27 AM | #8738 | |
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Every time I open this thread page, I think I clicked on the pics thread. Then as I scroll down can't believe people aren't posting pics. Happened at least 3 times, maybe I should be more focused when online.
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06-28-2012, 01:36 AM | #8739 |
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Well, I'm not doing anything better; let's give it a shot.
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06-28-2012, 01:36 AM | #8740 |
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06-28-2012, 01:37 AM | #8741 |
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Random thought: the subject of this photograph is attractive.
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06-28-2012, 01:39 AM | #8742 |
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Thank God you posted a pic, I thought you wanted to talk about me being more focused online.
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06-28-2012, 08:20 AM | #8743 |
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Hrm. We lost a post that knocked both pics off the tops of their pages. Tsk tsk.
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06-28-2012, 09:10 AM | #8744 | |
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It's going to drive me out of reading this thread while I'm at work. We have a pics thread, can we keep this to true random thoughts please?
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06-28-2012, 09:17 AM | #8745 |
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I don't know what to do. I want to play WoW, SWTOR, OOTP13, and any Saints Row on 360. Can't pick 1!
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06-28-2012, 02:22 PM | #8746 |
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I just saw Kenny Loggins singing 'Footloose' on 'Let's Make A Deal' while Wayne Brady danced with a guy in a cow costume to the music.
That is all. |
06-28-2012, 04:22 PM | #8747 |
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Goody. My boss is quitting, after 19 years here, leaving me and one other guy as the only two programmers for our division.
The amount of added responsibilities we're going to get stuck with is, to put it mildly, absurd. Dude did a buttload, and was on call about 95% of the time. So we're going to be expected to...do a ton more work, and be on call 24/7. I can pretty much guarantee they won't be increasing our pay (which is already low by industry standards) to compensate, though I'm going to be pushing for it heavily. Honestly, even with a drastic increase in pay & benefits (that again, in my experience with this company, will not be happening), I'm not sure the headaches he had to go through would be worth it. Time to pick up the search for a new job. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 06-28-2012 at 04:28 PM. |
06-28-2012, 04:54 PM | #8748 | |
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Ugh...
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06-28-2012, 05:12 PM | #8749 |
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are you one of the 25?
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06-28-2012, 05:15 PM | #8750 |
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Not yet. I'm one of the many that have to reapply for their position because there are too many people doing it in my "geographical location". |
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