06-20-2012, 09:32 PM | #8651 |
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06-20-2012, 09:49 PM | #8652 |
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I imagine Dinklage was on vacation. He lives in my buddy's building in the West Village. He's always walking a dog that's bigger than him (probably not that hard).
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06-20-2012, 10:27 PM | #8653 | |
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i'm pretty sure it was him. the other time i saw him he was walking a dog too (off the leash) i just can't remember if it was this year or last year. unless it was another midget... but there's no way this is a 2 midget town. the nyt says:
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06-21-2012, 01:49 AM | #8654 |
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Learned a tough lesson in making sure you have a case for your phone. Bought a Samsung Galaxy Nexus a few months ago and love it. Just never got around to getting a case for it for some dumb reason. Knocked it off my bed today and it hit the hardwood floor and the screen shattered. Not going to be cheap to replace. Otterbox here I came.
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06-21-2012, 07:15 AM | #8655 |
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pretty sure i swallowed a spider this morning. pretty sure it's in my stomach laying eggs. psyched about my upcoming medical mysteries show.
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06-21-2012, 07:23 AM | #8656 |
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if its just the screen you can get it done for <$50
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06-21-2012, 09:39 AM | #8657 |
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06-21-2012, 09:42 AM | #8658 | |
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06-21-2012, 10:25 AM | #8659 |
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D'oh! I've been Snopes-ed! I didn't think I read it in a chain email! That stings, Logan.
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06-21-2012, 10:30 AM | #8660 |
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Happens to the best of us.
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06-21-2012, 10:54 AM | #8661 | |
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I believed this for a long time too.
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06-21-2012, 12:41 PM | #8662 |
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I think the results of the last 5 or 6 posts and snopes link are that its safe for NorvTurnerOverdrive to go back to freaking the fuck out about eating a spider.
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06-21-2012, 02:43 PM | #8663 | |
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Well, I saw this article last week...
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06-21-2012, 02:49 PM | #8664 | |
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This is why I live in a 1st world country so I don't have to eat spiders and snakes and insects and other stuff. All I know is, I'd be one skinny son of a bitch if I lived in Cambodia.
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06-21-2012, 02:52 PM | #8665 |
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All I know is, Mr. Belding puked when he ate a chocolate covered grasshopper, so keep that stuff away from me.
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06-21-2012, 02:54 PM | #8666 |
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Anyone else live in a rural area and their house gets covered by spiders every summer? Just the outside though, if those fuckers came in, I'd be moving.
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06-21-2012, 02:56 PM | #8667 |
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Why does every wackjob that has a website, make the design look like this: The Earth Is Not Moving
Is there a 'wackjob' web template out there or something that they all use?
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06-21-2012, 02:58 PM | #8668 |
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"Online since 1997"
Sure looks like it. |
06-21-2012, 03:02 PM | #8670 |
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That's the most hilarious website of facts I've ever seen.
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06-21-2012, 03:02 PM | #8671 | ||
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And that one was started in 1997 as well...hmmmm....Could there be a pattern forming here? EDIT: Apparently, the Time Cube guy (Gene Ray) doesn't like black people or jews and that he is smarter than humans and gods. He must be a real joy at parties.
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06-21-2012, 03:11 PM | #8672 | |
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06-21-2012, 03:15 PM | #8673 | |
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Ah, who can forget Mama Hole and Papa Pole?
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06-21-2012, 03:17 PM | #8674 |
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That would solve half the mystery in my opinion.
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06-21-2012, 03:19 PM | #8675 |
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Those 'proofs' reminded me of the time I was driving cross-country and only got some AM radio station while driving across New Mexico. They had the head of the Flat Earth Society on, and one of his examples of why the earth was flat was that on a flight from New York to Rome, he took out a bubble level, placed it on the seat tray, and it never moved from the center.
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06-21-2012, 06:50 PM | #8677 |
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Completely Random...
There's a thread on the boards titled "Possible move to Virginia". It's clear I've been reading these forums for a long time as my first thought was starting a satirical thread called "Possible move to Vagina". And then there is the possible trout reference... Just couldn't pull the trigger on it though. Not one of the cool kids... |
06-21-2012, 06:58 PM | #8678 |
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Just being a Padres fan makes you cool.
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06-21-2012, 07:04 PM | #8679 |
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forum for long dead text sim...
cool kids... :crickets: |
06-21-2012, 07:43 PM | #8680 | |
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We already have a "Possible Move to Vagina" thread. It's the Online Dating thread. Stress is on the "possible".
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06-22-2012, 01:05 AM | #8681 |
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“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.” - Jack Kerouac
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06-22-2012, 01:37 AM | #8682 |
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"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields
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06-22-2012, 02:08 AM | #8683 |
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"Sure, I love horses!" - Christopher Reeves
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06-22-2012, 10:41 AM | #8684 |
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"I love convertibles" - John F. Kennedy
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06-22-2012, 10:47 AM | #8685 |
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"Well, we already bought the tickets." - Abraham Lincoln
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06-22-2012, 11:12 AM | #8686 |
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"People will love this new wacky alien with an oddly ethnic accent." - George Lucas
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06-22-2012, 11:16 AM | #8687 |
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"Look!! Puppies!!" - Michael Vick
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06-22-2012, 05:01 PM | #8688 |
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Just discovered that the "lovely girl" in the McDonald's commercial is the same girl from the Verizon commercial where her boyfriend thought she was Adrian Peterson.
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06-22-2012, 05:12 PM | #8689 | |
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06-22-2012, 05:17 PM | #8691 |
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06-22-2012, 05:19 PM | #8692 |
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Sorry I was thinking about cabbage. Actually nevermind, I see what you did there.
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06-22-2012, 09:35 PM | #8694 |
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I actually feel bad for Curt Schilling. He went after his dream and failed miserably. Not the traditional "broke former athlete". Unless he did something illegal, which is still an open question.
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06-22-2012, 09:42 PM | #8695 | |
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Well he did take all that taxpayer money in a loan, something he has said he is completely against (as a staunch conservative) numerous times.
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06-22-2012, 09:45 PM | #8696 |
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I'm glad the pompous fuck is broke. Hopefully there will be a way to indict him for wasting that much taxpayer money.
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06-22-2012, 09:46 PM | #8697 | |
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I know that he's a conservative but I don't know that he's generally against states competing for small businesses by offering pro-small business loans. Seems like that'd be up his alley. But I hope whatever it is that happened at the end is out there and revealed so we can evaluate the ethics and legality of it all. |
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06-22-2012, 10:15 PM | #8698 |
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I may have a couple of other random thoughts as I sit here drinking beer (not enough for the drunk thread), killing time, waiting for a friend to show up, so bear with me.
I'm really proud of the governor of my state. Last week he made a judicial appointment that was so clearly and obviously not political - the appointee has never registered for a political party, she's never been involved in any political activity, never been to a fundraiser, she's just done incredible public service work for a decade (and is one of my best friends). I'm so cynical about how shit goes down sometimes and I didn't think she had a chance, but, she got the call. When government works its a really cool thing. You can do great work and put your ethics above everything else, disclaim politics entirely, and attain a very important (and well-paid) position....at least on this one occasion. |
06-22-2012, 11:44 PM | #8699 |
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I think I've probably spent roughly half my life feeling like Jim Cornette in a DQ drive-thru.
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