06-12-2012, 11:03 PM | #8551 |
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Random encounters on Facebook reinforce my belief that if I ever end up in prison it'll be for killing a rank stranger.
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06-13-2012, 05:58 AM | #8552 |
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All this time I thought Kathryn Hahn(Girls) was Ana Gasteyer(formerly of SNL). I cant believe they are different people.
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06-13-2012, 10:34 AM | #8553 |
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best facebook status I've seen today: "It's Wednesday; do you have your copy of Ghost Rider 2 Spirit of Vengeance starring the incredible Nic Cage yet?"
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06-13-2012, 11:00 AM | #8554 | |
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I am guessing your more interesting and tasteful friends are still sleeping?
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06-13-2012, 11:33 AM | #8555 |
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I like Adam Carolla, but 20.95 for the new Audiobook seems a bit steep. Went ahead and did a trial Audible offer and got it for free.
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06-13-2012, 11:43 AM | #8556 | |
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Haha, it's a good thing that status is sarcastic. If someone really wanted that film, I would unfriend them.
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06-13-2012, 01:32 PM | #8557 |
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i smashed the shit out of my hand and my ring finger has elephantiasis.
swollen purple digits would be a great band name |
06-14-2012, 12:08 AM | #8558 |
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Dallas was quite entertaining. I used to watch it when I was a kid cuz it was on around Dukes of Hazard time, and my folks watched it. So, I watched the 'pilot' tonight .. and .. I didn't hate it.
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06-14-2012, 12:41 AM | #8559 |
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Kim kardashian may be an annoying useless cunt right now, but she will be 1000X worse when she has a kid and decides to become the foremost authority on motherhood.
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06-14-2012, 07:44 AM | #8560 |
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Thank God for Auto-Save in Word, or I would have lost 2/3 of what I was working on yesterday
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06-14-2012, 06:36 PM | #8561 |
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I asked a co-worker to show me her tits today, and she said no. She also pre-emptively told me that I don't get to see her 5-year-old daughter topless either, not that I was going to ask for that.
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06-14-2012, 06:39 PM | #8562 | |
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I bet this (and the associated expansion of her "brand" into baby-related stuff) is like...99.99% of the reason she wants to get pregnant.
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06-14-2012, 06:40 PM | #8563 | |
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06-14-2012, 06:46 PM | #8564 | |
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06-14-2012, 09:41 PM | #8565 | |
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06-14-2012, 11:26 PM | #8566 |
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I wonder if you took all the cookie dough from cookie dough ice cream if you would be able to bake a cookie
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06-15-2012, 12:22 AM | #8567 | |
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She must be a bird enthusiast, but an extremely private one. The child thing is disturbing though. I would notify the authorities that when having innocent small talk about birds, she brought up the subject of viewing her daughter topless. You would simply be a concerned citizen doing the right thing to protect an innocent child from an exploitive parent. |
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06-15-2012, 01:46 AM | #8568 | |
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This thread is only for thoughts that DON'T deserve their own thread. Cartman, your next challenge awaits. EDIT: Damn you, google. It's not functional cookie dough - no leavening agents. Also, how is it spellcheck doesn't recognize "google" as a word? Especially when it's the spellcheck in Google Chrome? Ah, apparently they only believe the word exists when it's capitalized. The spellcheck list was probably written by a realtor. Last edited by Shkspr : 06-15-2012 at 01:52 AM. |
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06-15-2012, 06:59 AM | #8569 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yeah, actual cookie dough can be dangerous to consume, at least in large quantities I assume since we all did it back in the day.
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06-15-2012, 08:04 AM | #8570 |
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06-15-2012, 08:04 AM | #8571 |
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Saints Row is still awesome.
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06-15-2012, 08:30 AM | #8572 |
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My kid has been a bit obsessed with Super Why lately and is it just me or do they always dress the girl in red like a total whore?
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06-15-2012, 08:35 AM | #8573 |
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06-15-2012, 08:36 AM | #8574 |
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You're setting yourself up to be sorely disappointed.
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06-15-2012, 08:39 AM | #8575 |
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06-15-2012, 11:15 AM | #8576 |
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I thought this is was pretty interesting:
His blog: Jerry's Map It's kind of like an analog version of Sim City.
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06-15-2012, 11:16 AM | #8577 | |
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Some of the kids I used to live with actually would do this. They would take all the cookie dough bits out, put them on a tray and bake them in the toaster oven. they didn't make one big cookie, but lots of tiny cookies. They were quite delicious. |
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06-16-2012, 06:33 PM | #8578 |
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Veep isn't a bad show but I really don't like the actress who plays the VP...same woman who played Elaine on Seinfeld.
Next show I'll have to catch up on I guess is Girls. /tk
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06-16-2012, 07:19 PM | #8579 |
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Veep is decent, and borderline enjoyable at times. But I would never go out if my way to find it. Girls is really good and has potential for greatness.
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06-16-2012, 09:21 PM | #8580 | |
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06-16-2012, 09:23 PM | #8581 |
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It's a sinking feeling when you order a pizza to be delivered and it is perfectly clear the person on the other end lacks the capacity to get it right.
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06-16-2012, 09:28 PM | #8582 |
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I think, in general, the whole food service industry is horrible these days. It seems like it takes forever to get food anywhere.
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06-16-2012, 09:58 PM | #8583 |
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Oh I am going to where the whiskey is flowing
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06-16-2012, 11:43 PM | #8584 |
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Try this trick and spin it Yeah.
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06-17-2012, 08:50 AM | #8585 | |
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Online ordering FTW. I pulled up to the McDonald's drive-through the other day and am greeted with "Welcome to McDonald's, how are you today?". I answer "Fine, how are you.". "Good". Then silence. Eventually after 2-3 minutes I get an "Are you ready to order?". I wasn't positive what went on until I went to pay, and gave my money to a guy while the girl in the booth on the other register said into her mic "Welcome to McDonald's, how are you today?" Lady, the correct greeting is "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?". If you don't ask me for my order, how am I supposed to know you're ready to enter it?
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06-17-2012, 09:01 AM | #8586 |
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06-17-2012, 09:18 AM | #8587 |
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Can't stand the roomba commercial.
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06-17-2012, 09:50 AM | #8588 |
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I hate when people pull through a parking space so they can be parked on the other side and not have to back out. Twice in the past week I have almost been hit by someone doing this, once while driving and once while walking.
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06-17-2012, 09:54 AM | #8589 | |
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Disagree. Pull-through parking spots are solid gold...and if everyone is driving responsibly shouldn't cause "almost hits" because nobody shouldd be going THAT fast in a parking lot.
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06-17-2012, 09:59 AM | #8590 | |
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It is also statistically safer to pull straight out of a spot rather than back out. |
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06-17-2012, 10:09 AM | #8591 | |
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How about the dreaded "I'll be with you in a moment". That's unacceptable IMO. It's amazing how slow these people are. I miss the day of heatlamp big macs and no waiting. |
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06-17-2012, 10:13 AM | #8592 |
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As far as the pull through....does anyone else get in a Mexican standoff when you and the car across from you are going to leave at the same time? Sorry buddy, I'm not just going to give you the pull thru. Especially if you're just expecting me to.
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06-17-2012, 10:16 AM | #8593 | |
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06-17-2012, 01:23 PM | #8594 |
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I had never seen clouds with such a defined line of where the rain begins.
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06-17-2012, 04:14 PM | #8595 |
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Google Cricket
Use 'Google Alerts' to report on your name. Have your co-workers and friends do likewise.
If you have a common, Scots-Irish, English kind of name as I do, you will return several links to Cricket articles from around the world. Add up the scores from your alter egos. High total for the week wins. I've got at least two players in England and one in NZ with my name, so I almost always win.
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06-17-2012, 05:57 PM | #8596 | |
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06-17-2012, 10:40 PM | #8597 |
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06-17-2012, 10:45 PM | #8598 |
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06-18-2012, 02:15 AM | #8599 |
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How the **** do I upgrade the ios on my iphone? Holy shit, I thought I was "good" with technology. I have tried several methods with nada a result.
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06-18-2012, 02:50 AM | #8600 |
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Have to download it via ITunes on your PC and sync your phone to your PC if you are pre version 5.0. After 5.0 the upgrade is available via settings.
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