Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!! - Page 16

Balldog · 11-23-2011, 07:39 PM

No Facebook but LinkedIn...

JH got fired about a month ago for fraudulent expense reports then went somewhat postal, actually snuck into the office to confront his boss but his boss was out of the office and we've had security guards since.

HR Lady posts I'm Hiring (with job title and description) on LinkedIn for his replacement.

JH comments on her post - "It will take 3 to replace me."

Just really uncomfortable feeling reading it but kind of funny.

Radii · 11-27-2011, 02:20 PM

On the Carolina Panthers facebook group:

"IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WIN A GAME.. ALL BRAIN CLICKING TOGETHER...."

OK THX BUDDY.

Grover · 11-27-2011, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

On the Carolina Panthers facebook group:

"IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WIN A GAME.. ALL BRAIN CLICKING TOGETHER...."

OK THX BUDDY.

My brain is clicking just trying to understand what this man means.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-02-2011, 12:23 PM

I can't make this shit up ...

I post the following status update a few minutes ago

Quote:

Random FB gripe - the whole "grouping" posts thing is really getting annoying to me. Not all posts that include the word "Christmas" have the same interest to me, nor are they all related beyond the vaguest sense. Why on Earth won't FB simply give us the option to turn their grouping algorithm on or off?

FB put it in my "also posted about Christmas" group.
{bangs head on desk}

EagleFan · 12-02-2011, 03:07 PM

Never expected someone to come into this thread to post something that they posted...

JediKooter · 12-02-2011, 04:55 PM

Characters We Hate: The Facebook Status « hilarious and handsome sports guys

JonInMiddleGA · 12-02-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Never expected someone to come into this thread to post something that they posted...

It supplied the context for the pathetic grouping skills of FB

MJ4H · 12-21-2011, 09:06 AM

This guy used to be on our school board.

"If Christmas is offensive to non believers, is the song Silent Night offensive to people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark?"

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

This guy used to be on our school board.

"If Christmas is offensive to non believers, is the song Silent Night offensive to people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark?"

I see the 'War on Deaf People' is in full swing.

mckerney · 12-21-2011, 11:22 AM

This year is already looking like it will be the best War on Christmas ever!

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 11:26 AM

I love the smell of "Happy Holidays" in the morning...

sabotai · 12-21-2011, 02:33 PM

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard say Merry Christmas.

mckerney · 12-21-2011, 02:45 PM

"Yeah, I'm gonna say Merry Christmas. I don't care what anyone thinks and there's nothing you can do about it!"

JediKooter · 12-21-2011, 02:57 PM

Charlie doesn't say "Merry Christmas"

sabotai · 12-21-2011, 04:11 PM

When I go home people will ask me, ‘Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?’ You know what I’ll say? I won’t say a goddamn word. Why? They won’t understand. They won’t understand why we do it. They won’t understand that it’s about making people say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays", and that’s it. That’s all it is.

MJ4H · 01-04-2012, 07:47 AM

sigh.PNG

First of all, that's not why your "status input looks so bad." It looks that way on every one of your updates.

Second of all, you couldn't wait until you got home to post on facebook how you saved a few bucks on groceries?

Third of all, you are going to beat her if she has an accident? How about you beat her if she kills someone? Heck, I might do that myself.

Holy facepalm.

Ksyrup · 01-04-2012, 07:48 AM

She knows where every button is, except the period and comma?

cuervo72 · 01-04-2012, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She knows where every button is, except the period and comma?

Bah, neither one knows how to work the apostrophe.

(and "Grandma" should probably be capitalized)

sterlingice · 01-04-2012, 08:39 AM

I am always a fan of "would of". There's no way that's a typo- it's a complete misunderstanding of English.

SI

EagleFan · 01-21-2012, 03:07 PM

I don't care what freaking song was number one the day you were born!!!

Sorry, that was more of a facebook rant.

Grover · 01-21-2012, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

I don't care what freaking song was number one the day you were born!!!

Sorry, that was more of a facebook rant.

Bahaha. I've been seeing a lot of this too. I checked to see what mine was using other methods and was disappointed to see it was a Lionel Richie song.

EagleFan · 01-21-2012, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I am always a fan of "would of". There's no way that's a typo- it's a complete misunderstanding of English.

SI

Of course you would of said that... their's always won person that wunts to be some sort of gammer police... there just so concerned with wut others....

Okay, that hurt my head...

EagleFan · 01-21-2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

Bahaha. I've been seeing a lot of this too. I checked to see what mine was using other methods and was disappointed to see it was a Lionel Richie song.

Funny because I did the exact same thing. Checked via other methods that woudn't end in a spam virus (or even anything posted to facebook).

Grover · 01-21-2012, 03:14 PM

There's a woman who recently friended me that I went to high school with. She has immediately become the most annoying person on my feed. She posts 4-5 pictures of herself daily, along with statuses such as "i miss cuddling" and "who wants to come make me dinner" and "i just got a new bureau, who wants to come put it together for me!" etc, etc, etc.

I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a butterface. Her body is nothing short of kick-ass, but she's a definite brown-bag type.

DaddyTorgo · 01-21-2012, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

There's a woman who recently friended me that I went to high school with. She has immediately become the most annoying person on my feed. She posts 4-5 pictures of herself daily, along with statuses such as "i miss cuddling" and "who wants to come make me dinner" and "i just got a new bureau, who wants to come put it together for me!" etc, etc, etc.

I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a butterface. Her body is nothing short of kick-ass, but she's a definite brown-bag type.

You should prolly brown-bag it an hit it then

Grover · 01-21-2012, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

You should prolly brown-bag it an hit it then

I don't think I could tolerate her for more than 5-10 minutes. Unless I was able to use a ball gag.

DaddyTorgo · 01-21-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

I don't think I could tolerate her for more than 5-10 minutes. Unless I was able to use a ball gag.

Grover · 01-21-2012, 04:48 PM

Hilarious exchange. Wish I had screened it.

Girl posts status: 'dont think il be going out of my way for anyone anymore.'
Male friend replies: 'sounds like you make alot of bad choices in the people you associate yourself with.'
Girl responds: 'no (name withheld) i dont im just a nice person overall. an i dont apreciate you saying that.'
Male friend replies: 'then stop complaining on facebook about how the human species keeps letting you down. Ive always been a shit or get off the pot type of person. you dont like your situation then change it. Only you can control your happiness, it can not be attained through other people. Sounds like to me your nice to all the wrong people. You may not like it, but im a tough love type of guy and you know that.'

Girl has since deleted these comments and unfriended former male friend.

Grover · 01-24-2012, 05:21 PM

So that girl is back at it again, this time with a typical "woe is me" status. I decided I would be a dick and within 5 minutes of her status being posted, posted this...

woeisme.png

DaddyTorgo · 01-24-2012, 05:24 PM

LOL

I like that people on your wall are playing along.

lighthousekeeper · 01-24-2012, 05:57 PM

you've got cool friends.

JediKooter · 01-24-2012, 06:00 PM

Is she hot?

Grover · 01-24-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is she hot?

No, but the 4-5 pictures she takes of herself and posts every day would try and make you think otherwise.

JediKooter · 01-24-2012, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

No, but the 4-5 pictures she takes of herself and posts every day would try and make you think otherwise.

Sounds like she might need a little breather.

Grover · 01-24-2012, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sounds like she might need a little breather.

To say the least. She has 193 profile pictures.

JediKooter · 01-24-2012, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

To say the least. She has 193 profile pictures.

Out of the 193, are any of them not of her?

Grover · 01-24-2012, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Out of the 193, are any of them not of her?

They are all her either solo or with her toddler.

JediKooter · 01-24-2012, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

They are all her either solo or with her toddler.

Well at least she was loved for one night...

sterlingice · 01-25-2012, 05:38 AM

Good stuff, Grover

SI

spleen1015 · 01-25-2012, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Well at least she was loved for one night...

ROFL

stevew · 01-25-2012, 02:02 PM

Just got settled down from the dentist. Got all four cut out. Apparently I was really out of it when I first woke up. I was more concerned about my ability to perform felatio or drive my car then I was about if it went well or aftercare. Don't remember, but Kara gave me the play by play hahaha. Gotta love friends that have your back and laugh at you went you're stoned! ♥ ♥

Um, thanks there neice.....

miked · 01-25-2012, 02:29 PM

What's her number?

stevew · 01-25-2012, 03:07 PM

1-900-MIX-A-LOT

Ksyrup · 01-25-2012, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

perform felatio

The Phil Collins song? She must be a big karaoke fan.

JediKooter · 01-25-2012, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The Phil Collins song? She must be a big karaoke fan.

Imagine if she tried singing "Stu-stu-studio" after getting back from the dentist.

MJ4H · 01-29-2012, 09:12 PM

so i was thinkin about a funny blonde joke refering to my self this blonde hears a loud noise coming from outside she stops what shes doing runs out side and says "Yes! Jesus is coming!" the lady standing next to the blonde says " thats not jesus hunny thats the siren goin off and thats the tornado coming this way!" i refer this as me cuz i would so do this lol

Izulde · 01-30-2012, 12:19 AM

A Jesus siren? WTF?

SackAttack · 01-30-2012, 01:50 AM

I'm not surprised she couldn't spell fellatio, but I AM surprised she knew what the word meant.

Rizon · 01-30-2012, 11:36 AM

I don't even think I could ever find time to post all the messages, but I am friends with a married couple that go into epic fights on FB. I mean truly epicnasty fights which end up in separation. Even their kids and extended family get involved in the mudslinging. This happens about every 3 months.

They always get back together a week later.

Autumn · 01-30-2012, 12:18 PM

Love is a wonderful thing.

11-23-2011, 07:39 PM	#751
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	No Facebook but LinkedIn... JH got fired about a month ago for fraudulent expense reports then went somewhat postal, actually snuck into the office to confront his boss but his boss was out of the office and we've had security guards since. HR Lady posts I'm Hiring (with job title and description) on LinkedIn for his replacement. JH comments on her post - "It will take 3 to replace me." Just really uncomfortable feeling reading it but kind of funny. Last edited by Balldog : 11-23-2011 at 07:40 PM.

12-02-2011, 03:07 PM	#755
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Never expected someone to come into this thread to post something that they posted... __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

12-02-2011, 04:55 PM	#756
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Characters We Hate: The Facebook Status « hilarious and handsome sports guys __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-21-2011, 11:26 AM	#761
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I love the smell of "Happy Holidays" in the morning... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

01-04-2012, 07:47 AM	#766
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	sigh.PNG First of all, that's not why your "status input looks so bad." It looks that way on every one of your updates. Second of all, you couldn't wait until you got home to post on facebook how you saved a few bucks on groceries? Third of all, you are going to beat her if she has an accident? How about you beat her if she kills someone? Heck, I might do that myself. Holy facepalm. Last edited by MJ4H : 01-04-2012 at 07:48 AM.

11-27-2011, 02:20 PM	#752
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	On the Carolina Panthers facebook group: "IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WIN A GAME.. ALL BRAIN CLICKING TOGETHER...." OK THX BUDDY.

12-21-2011, 09:06 AM	#758
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	This guy used to be on our school board. "If Christmas is offensive to non believers, is the song Silent Night offensive to people hard of hearing and afraid of the dark?"

12-21-2011, 11:22 AM	#760
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	This year is already looking like it will be the best War on Christmas ever!

12-21-2011, 02:33 PM	#762
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard say Merry Christmas.

12-21-2011, 02:45 PM	#763
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"Yeah, I'm gonna say Merry Christmas. I don't care what anyone thinks and there's nothing you can do about it!"

12-21-2011, 04:11 PM	#765
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	When I go home people will ask me, ‘Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?’ You know what I’ll say? I won’t say a goddamn word. Why? They won’t understand. They won’t understand why we do it. They won’t understand that it’s about making people say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays", and that’s it. That’s all it is.

01-04-2012, 07:48 AM	#767
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She knows where every button is, except the period and comma? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-04-2012, 08:39 AM	#769
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I am always a fan of "would of". There's no way that's a typo- it's a complete misunderstanding of English. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-21-2012, 03:07 PM	#770
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I don't care what freaking song was number one the day you were born!!! Sorry, that was more of a facebook rant. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

01-21-2012, 03:14 PM	#774
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	There's a woman who recently friended me that I went to high school with. She has immediately become the most annoying person on my feed. She posts 4-5 pictures of herself daily, along with statuses such as "i miss cuddling" and "who wants to come make me dinner" and "i just got a new bureau, who wants to come put it together for me!" etc, etc, etc. I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't a butterface. Her body is nothing short of kick-ass, but she's a definite brown-bag type. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

01-21-2012, 04:48 PM	#778
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Hilarious exchange. Wish I had screened it. Girl posts status: 'dont think il be going out of my way for anyone anymore.' Male friend replies: 'sounds like you make alot of bad choices in the people you associate yourself with.' Girl responds: 'no (name withheld) i dont im just a nice person overall. an i dont apreciate you saying that.' Male friend replies: 'then stop complaining on facebook about how the human species keeps letting you down. Ive always been a shit or get off the pot type of person. you dont like your situation then change it. Only you can control your happiness, it can not be attained through other people. Sounds like to me your nice to all the wrong people. You may not like it, but im a tough love type of guy and you know that.' Girl has since deleted these comments and unfriended former male friend. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

01-24-2012, 05:21 PM	#779
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	So that girl is back at it again, this time with a typical "woe is me" status. I decided I would be a dick and within 5 minutes of her status being posted, posted this... woeisme.png __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

01-24-2012, 05:24 PM	#780
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	LOL I like that people on your wall are playing along.

01-24-2012, 05:57 PM	#781
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	you've got cool friends. __________________ ...

01-24-2012, 06:00 PM	#782
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is she hot? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

01-25-2012, 05:38 AM	#789
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Good stuff, Grover SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-25-2012, 02:02 PM	#791
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Just got settled down from the dentist. Got all four cut out. Apparently I was really out of it when I first woke up. I was more concerned about my ability to perform felatio or drive my car then I was about if it went well or aftercare. Don't remember, but Kara gave me the play by play hahaha. Gotta love friends that have your back and laugh at you went you're stoned! ♥ ♥ Um, thanks there neice.....

01-25-2012, 02:29 PM	#792
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	What's her number? __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

01-25-2012, 03:07 PM	#793
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	1-900-MIX-A-LOT

01-29-2012, 09:12 PM	#796
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	so i was thinkin about a funny blonde joke refering to my self this blonde hears a loud noise coming from outside she stops what shes doing runs out side and says "Yes! Jesus is coming!" the lady standing next to the blonde says " thats not jesus hunny thats the siren goin off and thats the tornado coming this way!" i refer this as me cuz i would so do this lol

01-30-2012, 12:19 AM	#797
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	A Jesus siren? WTF? __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

01-30-2012, 01:50 AM	#798
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I'm not surprised she couldn't spell fellatio, but I AM surprised she knew what the word meant.

01-30-2012, 12:18 PM	#800
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Love is a wonderful thing.

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