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It's the "we're going to dog women that aren't 10s, mostly by saying that all they want is ....what's the quote?.... guys with 6 pick abs and 15" dicks". This thread is rampant with guys with over-inflated standards complaining about girls with over-inflated standards.
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08-29-2012, 02:10 PM
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Location: Madison, WI
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Oh, the problems with sarcasm on the internet... |
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08-29-2012, 03:01 PM
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Indeed.
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08-29-2012, 03:07 PM
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There aren't any problems with sarcasm on the internet... |
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08-29-2012, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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That's ok, you guys can blow it off as "sarcasm" and not pay attention to the pages and pages of hypocritical woman-hating, it's cool.
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08-29-2012, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Someone's on the rag....
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08-29-2012, 03:34 PM
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Well, there is a reason that this thread draws a certain type of FOFC poster. Probably the type of guy who posts photos of himself in soldier gear and thinks he's hot shit, but, in real life, has sore palms and chews a lot of ice cubes. Or the dude who's terrified of spiders. I bet the chicks clamor for those kinds of guys. |
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08-29-2012, 03:34 PM
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DONT WORRY I WUZ BEING SARCASTIC
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08-29-2012, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Lighten up Francis.
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08-29-2012, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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This is turning into the worst thread I've ever read here.
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08-29-2012, 08:26 PM
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Well with posts like that!
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08-29-2012, 08:34 PM
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stripes points to jedikooter!!! after all we're all in this together. someday one of these boys might save your life. |
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08-29-2012, 08:36 PM
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i missed that dr seuss book i'm afraid. |
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08-29-2012, 09:04 PM
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I'm offended! I chew ice cubes and the ladies love me!
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08-29-2012, 11:10 PM
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So your name is LL Jeeber D?
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08-30-2012, 01:21 AM
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Location: TX
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Girls profile:
I am a singer, I love to go out dancing*to country music*. I have a very bubbly personality and love to smile =) I love guys that can make me smile... I like to have fun, and if u can make me laugh, thats a plus =) I'm big on baseball, i love my astros' even though they havent been doing to well, and I LOVEE the Texans  I dont like the cowgirls... but if u dont mind them being made fun of, we can talk =PI listen to all types of music, but i love country music. My family means the world to me, they ALWAYS come first. I like playing video games on my spare time, i'm a zombie fanatic, so i can kill me some zombies =D I'm looking for a guy who won't waste my time like others have before, someone who will treat me right and be there for me. I have a dog, Freya, she is a lab/heeler mix... my world revolves around her... im a BIG animal lover, i went to vet school, worked at vet clinics etc... but u dont have to love animals to talk to me, just dogs  heheWhat I sent her: You say you can kill some zombies, but also want a guy that it there for you...... Are you looking for a guy that carries around extra ammo for when you run out.
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08-30-2012, 05:28 AM
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She likes all kinds of music? Doesn't she mean both kinds?
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08-30-2012, 06:17 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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08-30-2012, 07:28 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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My wife and I got together way before the internet went mainstream, so I've never had the pleasure of online dating. But the whole "quick to dismiss" thing is funny...reading the profile TCY Junkie posted, I would have passed the minute I read "country music." Not sure I would have been THAT quick to dismiss someone in person.
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08-30-2012, 08:27 AM
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It's funny to read this thread and then read some of the same posters posting and giving relationship advice in the Seg thread.
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08-30-2012, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
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Yup.
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08-30-2012, 08:36 AM
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19 emailed me & said "I know what I want"
What? "A climax" |
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08-30-2012, 08:36 AM
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OTOH I've totally found a hook with this country-music thing living in Boston though. I LOVE my cowboy boots and wear them whenever I'm not wearing shorts, so I just bring them up when a girl's profile references country music...I figure up here that's got to score a guy some "country points."
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08-30-2012, 08:46 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Send her this link: http://
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08-30-2012, 10:10 AM
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I suggested she masturbate. She's now saying she doesn't like to & blah blah blah blah... Trying to get me to step to the plate. I'm waiting for her to tell me she wants me. Then I'll say no & suggest she get a lesbian, as they're supposed to be good at that sort of thing. |
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08-30-2012, 10:33 AM
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He's our big toe.
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08-30-2012, 10:35 AM
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As if they are both mutually inclusive? You assume too much.
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08-30-2012, 11:03 AM
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Not at all. But in some cases it is painfully obvious as to why they suck with women. Attitude |
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08-30-2012, 11:13 AM
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Attitude = Not Settling. |
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08-30-2012, 11:46 AM
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Everyone settles because there is no perfect person. You just gotta figure out what things you can live with and whether or not the package is worth the stuff you don't like as much.
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08-30-2012, 11:50 AM
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Ding! |
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08-30-2012, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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To me, I guess it depends on the situation. I really wouldn't take to heart what someone says here as how they handle the dating aspect of their lives. Like I was trying to express, I think there's a lot of joking around in this thread and some embellishing which can sometimes look like a bad attitude. As with anything on here, I take it with a grain of salt and try not to be too serious about it. Speaking of just me, as I've gotten older, there's less and less I'm willing to put up with. Definitely shrinks my list of candidates, no doubt, but I also realize that's what I'm doing and try to accommodate for that in some way. It's weird, things that never bothered me, now bother me and things that did bother me, no longer do. Like them having a kid or kids. I would have never considered that before. Now, no big deal to me. At it's simplest, I just try to avoid the ones that set off warning signs and red flags, mostly based off of past experiences and also somewhat based on my preconceived biased opinions. I have met some doozies from online dating, but, I've also met some pretty cool ladies. Not that my life is SO busy that I can't meet women offline, I just picked a bad area to live to find single women my age or younger.
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08-30-2012, 11:51 AM
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I agree with this 100,000%.
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08-30-2012, 04:09 PM
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Well, so far I have been single because my standards are way too damn high.
I require a woman I find attractive who isn't batshit insane and/or a total bitch and who also can put up with me. |
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08-30-2012, 04:11 PM
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The algorithm makes it easier for women to have red than men. It's pretty hard for a guy to go red, pretty easy for a woman but its not an indication of how picky they are. It's just how much volume they get so if a bunch of dudes write shitty notes to them then they are gonna get a red because they delete a lot. Don't let it deter you. |
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08-30-2012, 04:12 PM
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Sounds like a pretty broad brush. Is she a total bitch because she doesn't put up with you? Sounds like it might be better to focus on liking someone first and just let it roll rather than trying to make some magic happen on the first date or two. Last edited by SkippyDies : 08-30-2012 at 04:13 PM. |
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08-30-2012, 04:17 PM
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This. I'm in the "women gets far more messages sent to them than guys do" camp. So you have to factor in the messages she gets that are; "Hi", "Hey, you're hot, let's go out", "Insert perverted message here" & "Your profile sucks". It's going to skew the numbers a bit.
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08-30-2012, 04:22 PM
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I actually tested it out with a dummy account in the past. You would be amazed at the shit guys write to women. |
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08-30-2012, 04:26 PM
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I can totally imagine. From talking to women about this that have done online dating, I'm surprised there's still women that attempt online dating.
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08-30-2012, 04:37 PM
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Haven't had a second date in over three years. |
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08-30-2012, 09:26 PM
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That's not what your right hand said!
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08-30-2012, 09:46 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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This isn't sarcasm, is it?
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08-30-2012, 09:53 PM
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08-30-2012, 10:18 PM
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Random question with regards to online dating.
I'm 5'8" 1/2 and about 145 to 150 lbs. I run quite a bit though so I'm more slender then most men. I currently list my height as 5'9" and body type as slender. I'm not rail skinny but I'm skinnier then probably 80% to 90% of guys. I think I might have a better chance of getting replies if I list myself as 5'9" and average body type. What are people's thoughts? Am I misrepresenting myself if I say I have average body type? I consider myself slender but not skinny. Does it even matter since I have pictures? Also any other minor tips about how to get more replies besides stuff regarding your actual bio and pictures? Last edited by Racer : 08-30-2012 at 10:20 PM. |
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08-30-2012, 11:19 PM
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For starters, stop referring to yourself as slender.
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08-30-2012, 11:53 PM
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08-31-2012, 12:09 AM
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Yeah if it gives you a choice just put average. No one cares about that shit. They wanna see your pics but being honest about height (+/- an inch obviously) is key since they will figure it out anyway. As for tips to get replies you wanna keep it short and sweet in your initial email. Make em laugh if you can and tell em to check your profile so make sure yours doesn't suck. Find some initial way to hook them based on a mutual interest or something you liked they said in their profile. The idea is to get them to look and so you need to find some sort of way to get a lot of them to check you out. It depends on what site you use that will best determine it. For a lot of guys the best way for you to find someone is not to use some free site tho. Free sites are a major crapshoot and its going to be half about luck and half about not being a picky asshole who thinks hes too good for everyone. Not that you come off that way. Getting dates will give you confidence so you want to make sure you can get dates. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take but you don't wanna be throwing yourself out there forever. So I usually recommend a guy delete his profile and recreate after about 90 days if its not working. Otherwise it seems stale. Plus I usually recommend taking 90 days off between the times you go online. It gets boring and old and you aren't on your game if you keep doing it the old way. |
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08-31-2012, 08:15 PM
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Location: Massachusetts
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My 17 year-old brother has (apparently) a 2nd date with a straight-10 on Sunday night.
I'm jealous. LOL. |
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08-31-2012, 09:21 PM
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Don't be. Every "10" I remember at 17 turned into a 6 or 7 within 5 years. A few of the 6-7 at 17 became solid 9's within 5. So if he does end up with her, all he'll have is memories.  |
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