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Old 07-16-2010, 10:30 AM   #7151
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:05 AM   #7152
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:41 AM   #7153
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:02 PM   #7154
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And you thought your car was a piece of sh*t! (Love the makeshift exhaust on this thing).
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:03 PM   #7155
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:04 PM   #7156
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I think it's time to spring for a new car, Dataking.

And I wonder why I never get any action.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:09 PM   #7157
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Actually, get a motorcycle. I've seen men who were dumber than a sack of potatoes and uglier than sin get laid by half-way decent looking women for the lone fact that they had a bike.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:11 PM   #7158
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Actually, get a motorcycle. I've seen men who were dumber than a sack of potatoes and uglier than sin get laid by half-way decent looking women for the lone fact that they had a bike.

Thanks for the advice!
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:26 PM   #7159
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Yeah that exhaust pipe looks like it would hurt like hell when you go to get out the car, it's hot as can be- and the back of your leg brushes up against it. At least put it on the passenger side?
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:36 PM   #7160
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This is epic.

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Old 07-16-2010, 12:37 PM   #7161
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Might want to watch out with that one mang. I've seen people get banned for cleavage...that's full on rear nudity.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:40 PM   #7162
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:40 PM   #7163
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Might want to watch out with that one mang. I've seen people get banned for cleavage...that's full on rear nudity.

Well worth the risk, IMO.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #7164
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Actually, get a motorcycle. I've seen men who were dumber than a sack of potatoes and uglier than sin get laid by half-way decent looking women for the lone fact that they had a bike.

Since buying a bike I can confirm the fact that simply wearing a biker jacket is enough.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:50 PM   #7165
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See...it's uncanny.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:56 PM   #7166
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Now would this be a Hells Angles type jacket or a crotch rocket type jacket?
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:59 PM   #7167
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My experience is with a crotch rocket jacket. That's not to say Hells Angels wouldn't do the trick, I just haven't personally witnessed it.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:01 PM   #7168
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My experience is with a crotch rocket jacket. That's not to say Hells Angels wouldn't do the trick, I just haven't personally witnessed it.

Hmmmm...decisions, decisions...Just to cover my bases, I should probably get both.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:10 PM   #7169
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Do I smell a JediKooter dynasty coming on?

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Old 07-16-2010, 01:13 PM   #7170
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Do I smell a JediKooter dynasty coming on?

"JediKooters Poontang Hog ~ (A RL Dynasty)

Haha! The last Jedikooter dating dynasty went down in flames. So, not too sure how this one would do.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:15 PM   #7171
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:16 PM   #7172
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I hear ya. I've been scouting the local establishment called Outback near my place. The ratio is quite good and I know they have jobs.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:39 PM   #7173
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:01 PM   #7174
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Since buying a bike I can confirm the fact that simply wearing a biker jacket is enough.

You'll probably be ok just as long as you don't try a Feyd Rautha look
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:02 PM   #7175
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:06 PM   #7176
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Supposed to be "images of cool" not "images of fool"
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:14 PM   #7177
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Darth Maul?
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:15 PM   #7178
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Supposed to be "images of cool"

Dude... he has horns.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:16 PM   #7179
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Dude... he has horns.

So do cars.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:20 PM   #7180
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Yeah I'm going to side with rowech here. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I'd think "what the hell happened during his childhood?"
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #7181
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Exactly. DK posted a picture of a car and I didn't see you razz him!
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #7182
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i think this is legit right?

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Old 07-16-2010, 03:21 PM   #7183
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Yeah I'm going to side with rowech here. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I'd think "what the hell happened during his childhood?"

If I saw him walking down the street I'd jaywalk to the other side.


But still, I thought that picture was fucking hilarious.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:25 PM   #7184
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And you thought your car was a piece of sh*t! (Love the makeshift exhaust on this thing).

Does the horn work?
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:26 PM   #7185
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That message is just for you Scoobz.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:28 PM   #7186
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:39 PM   #7187
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Does the horn work?

I'm guessing 'no'
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:07 PM   #7188
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:31 PM   #7189
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Darth Maul?

Darth Maul = Dr. Evil

That dude = Scottie
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:45 PM   #7190
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Was this at a Miami University Sorority Party?
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:05 PM   #7191
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That horns dude was arrested for trying to run over his landlord with a Ford Windstar minivan.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:42 PM   #7192
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I'm surprised korme didn't get banned for showing a woman's bare knee
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:19 PM   #7193
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That horns dude was arrested for trying to run over his landlord with a Ford Windstar minivan.


I'm surprised. Usually people that will deface themselves to that extent have excellent judgement. I'm shocked, and I mean shocked, that he has legal troubles.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:43 PM   #7194
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Nobody has seen the rainbow video yet?

FOFC meme fail
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:27 PM   #7195
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Old 07-17-2010, 12:35 AM   #7196
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Old 07-17-2010, 09:25 PM   #7197
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Old 07-17-2010, 09:25 PM   #7198
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Old 07-18-2010, 10:13 AM   #7199
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Two sketches that I always think of with Phil Hartman...

1. Him doing Clinton going into a local diner talking with the people. Just hysterical.

2. Him and Roseanne doing a customer/operator phone conversation recap about a credit card company.

I remember that first one. Those were the halcyon days when Clinton was remembered for being fat rather than a lecher.

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