The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread - Page 140

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I'm with the cat.

+1

JediKooter · 07-07-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

+1

Yup, gotta go with the cat. Soccer should either, get rid of 3 or 4 players on each side or the goalie is not allowed to use his hands either.

johnnyshaka · 07-07-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yup, gotta go with the cat. Soccer should either, get rid of 3 or 4 players on each side or the goalie is not allowed to use his hands either.

Or have Playboy Bunnies pillow fighting in both nets...

Kodos · 07-07-2010, 01:11 PM

A bigger net would help a lot.

MJ4H · 07-07-2010, 01:18 PM

On either side of midfield, for 10 yards each way, have a gasoline fire. Talk about the fast break you'd see the really fast break.

(George Carlin, GRHS)

JediKooter · 07-07-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

Or have Playboy Bunnies pillow fighting in both nets...

Or Penthouse Pets? And for each goal, they have less and less clothing on.

k0ruptr · 07-07-2010, 01:29 PM

for everyone that thinks soccer is too slow, Why don't you watch indoor soccer, I'm pretty sure its like life size ping pong with goals

JediKooter · 07-07-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by k0ruptr

for everyone that thinks soccer is too slow, Why don't you watch indoor soccer, I'm pretty sure its like life size ping pong with goals

Now that I like. Back in the 80s, San Diego's only professional championship franchise was the San Diego Sockers. Juli Vee!!!!!

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 01:33 PM

You know, after 140 pages I was wondering what this thread was missing. I no longer have to wonder.

It was a Brisco County Jr. reference.

Bravo.

k0ruptr · 07-07-2010, 02:22 PM

yea indoor soccer is pretty rad, I liken it to arena football and both are enjoyable and fast pased.

rad. thats a word I haven't said for 10 years. Rad.

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by k0ruptr

rad. thats a word I haven't said for 10 years. Rad.

k0ruptr · 07-07-2010, 02:38 PM

Yea Bitch! don't fuck with tmnt. Radical, Duda, Awesome, Excellent, Tubular, Bossa Nova! But the best was: Cowabunga!!!!

Sun Tzu · 07-07-2010, 02:48 PM

Hell yeah man. I was a huge TMNT fan as a kid. I watched practically every episode. I lived with 2 little cousins at the time too...one was in kindergarten and the other was in second grade. It was awesome, we collectively had almost every toy figure out there, including the big-ass Technodrome. We'd play with those things for hours. I bet if I watched either one of the first two movies now I'd actually understand them a hell of a lot better then a did back then too.

Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket!

MJ4H · 07-07-2010, 03:35 PM

Took this picture of my television yesterday afternoon. I laughed pretty hard when they revealed the letter under "SUCK." The whole audience and set of contestants and host had a moment of sort of uncomfortable laughter, too.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-07-2010, 09:21 PM

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow. Many of these people who supposedly want action in their sports think arena football is a joke, though.

Fuck you people sideways. All of you.

illinifan999 · 07-07-2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow.

Or better yet, find watching baseball enjoyable.

SackAttack · 07-07-2010, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I love the letters on their belts.

You know, for the colorblind kid who can't tell the difference between a katana, a bo, a nunchaku and a pair of sais.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow.

I don't think there's not enough scoring, just not enough scoring chances. When you play 90+ minutes and there are less than 10 true shots on goal, that's a problem. The score is just the outward sign of the real problem.

Soccer isn't active enough for a game with a clock. Baseball is a totally different animal, not comparable at all. In the US, when a sport turns into a passive, boring, "we're not going to try to score" game, we do something about it (see baketball in the 4-corners era). The rest of the world celebrates soccer. I know what side I choose.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-08-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I don't think there's not enough scoring, just not enough scoring chances. When you play 90+ minutes and there are less than 10 true shots on goal, that's a problem. The score is just the outward sign of the real problem.

Soccer isn't active enough for a game with a clock. Baseball is a totally different animal, not comparable at all. In the US, when a sport turns into a passive, boring, "we're not going to try to score" game, we do something about it (see baketball in the 4-corners era). The rest of the world celebrates soccer. I know what side I choose.

ok then don't fuck you sideways kthx

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 08:35 AM

Here's why the baseball comparison is so off-base.

First, baseball has no clock and is designed as a leisurely-paced game. A game with time restraints that allows participants to so easily control ball possession and limit the opponents (and their own) opportunities to score is a flawed design to start with, IMO. It's one of the reasons why I prefer baseball over even football, because the ends of football games can turn into soccer-like stall tactics. But at least football has a 4-downs rule that forces the action to some extent. You keep gaining 10 yards every 3 or 4 plays, you deserve to run the clock down. Soccer has nothing like that, and it's just excerbated with high skill level teams, IMO. You come watch my team play, and our league is more exciting simply because most of us aren't skilled enough to be able to keep possession to run out the clock with a 1 goal lead.

Second, in contrast to soccer, while the action is slow-developing and sporadic in baseball, the game's design forces teams to try to score, at the risk of being out-scored - by way of the pitcher/hitter match-up. You can score 1 run and make the decision that 1 run is all you need to win, but the other team is guaranteed an equal chance to score. There is no "we've scored 1 goal so now all we have to do is sit back, hold the ball, and deprive the other team of opportunities to score while the clock runs out" mechanism in baseball. To be fair, that is a strategy, and a good/smart one in a game like soccer, but it doesn't necessarily translate to an enjoyable entertainment experience as a spectator.

QuikSand · 07-08-2010, 08:47 AM

IMAGES PLEASE

Take your candyass girl talk elsewhere.

MikeVic · 07-08-2010, 09:10 AM

Yeah take the soccer baseball bitching to another thread, this is an images thread!

DataKing · 07-08-2010, 09:39 AM

Even Bogey couldn't resist sneaking a peak.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

this is an images thread!

Ksyrup · 07-08-2010, 10:25 AM

rowech · 07-08-2010, 01:33 PM

That baby picture makes me wonder if we aren't related to frogs.

gkb · 07-08-2010, 02:41 PM

Spoiler

Sun Tzu · 07-08-2010, 02:42 PM

lollerskates!

Kodos · 07-08-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

Spoiler

People do really stupid crap all the time, seemingly.

Autumn · 07-08-2010, 03:05 PM

I love the kid sitting and watching. He only jumped up in alarm at the end - what was the result that he was expecting to come out of this that he was not alarmed about?

Sun Tzu · 07-08-2010, 03:12 PM

hmmm...to start a nupage

Sun Tzu · 07-08-2010, 03:14 PM

Apollonia anyone?

JediKooter · 07-08-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

hmmm...to start a nupage

I hope it involves boobs...womens boobs.

JediKooter · 07-08-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Apollonia anyone?

Never let her drive your car.

DataKing · 07-08-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Never let her drive your car.

Just don't be in or near the car when she starts the ignition.

JediKooter · 07-08-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

Just don't be in or near the car when she starts the ignition.

Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Thursday, Wednesday...

Shkspr · 07-08-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I love the kid sitting and watching. He only jumped up in alarm at the end - what was the result that he was expecting to come out of this that he was not alarmed about?

I think they were expecting the kid to clear the fence.

Autumn · 07-08-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr

I think they were expecting the kid to clear the fence.

He was rather confident in his friend's abilities then. I guess that's admirable. I would have started dialing 911 already.

Shkspr · 07-08-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

He was rather confident in his friend's abilities then. I guess that's admirable. I would have started dialing 911 already.

This, in a nutshell, is the difference between adolescence and adulthood.

stevew · 07-08-2010, 04:05 PM

DataKing · 07-08-2010, 04:24 PM

That's not going to last long.

JediKooter · 07-08-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

That's not going to last long.

Especially if it's priced right.

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Sun Tzu · 07-08-2010, 05:57 PM

Tucker...you're not exactly on a roll man.

These are shit, and I dont mean the shit either...unless we're talking about the shit I just took about two hours ago.

JediKooter · 07-08-2010, 06:02 PM

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07-07-2010, 01:29 PM	#6957
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	for everyone that thinks soccer is too slow, Why don't you watch indoor soccer, I'm pretty sure its like life size ping pong with goals __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

07-07-2010, 01:33 PM	#6959
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	You know, after 140 pages I was wondering what this thread was missing. I no longer have to wonder. It was a Brisco County Jr. reference. Bravo. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 02:22 PM	#6960
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	yea indoor soccer is pretty rad, I liken it to arena football and both are enjoyable and fast pased. rad. thats a word I haven't said for 10 years. Rad. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

07-07-2010, 02:38 PM	#6962
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	Yea Bitch! don't fuck with tmnt. Radical, Duda, Awesome, Excellent, Tubular, Bossa Nova! But the best was: Cowabunga!!!! __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

07-07-2010, 02:48 PM	#6963
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Hell yeah man. I was a huge TMNT fan as a kid. I watched practically every episode. I lived with 2 little cousins at the time too...one was in kindergarten and the other was in second grade. It was awesome, we collectively had almost every toy figure out there, including the big-ass Technodrome. We'd play with those things for hours. I bet if I watched either one of the first two movies now I'd actually understand them a hell of a lot better then a did back then too. Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket! __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-07-2010, 01:11 PM	#6954
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	A bigger net would help a lot.

07-07-2010, 01:18 PM	#6955
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	On either side of midfield, for 10 yards each way, have a gasoline fire. Talk about the fast break you'd see the really fast break. (George Carlin, GRHS)

07-07-2010, 03:35 PM	#6964
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Took this picture of my television yesterday afternoon. I laughed pretty hard when they revealed the letter under "SUCK." The whole audience and set of contestants and host had a moment of sort of uncomfortable laughter, too.

07-07-2010, 09:21 PM	#6965
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	People bitch and moan about how soccer doesn't have enough scoring and is too slow. Many of these people who supposedly want action in their sports think arena football is a joke, though. Fuck you people sideways. All of you. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-08-2010, 08:35 AM	#6970
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Here's why the baseball comparison is so off-base. First, baseball has no clock and is designed as a leisurely-paced game. A game with time restraints that allows participants to so easily control ball possession and limit the opponents (and their own) opportunities to score is a flawed design to start with, IMO. It's one of the reasons why I prefer baseball over even football, because the ends of football games can turn into soccer-like stall tactics. But at least football has a 4-downs rule that forces the action to some extent. You keep gaining 10 yards every 3 or 4 plays, you deserve to run the clock down. Soccer has nothing like that, and it's just excerbated with high skill level teams, IMO. You come watch my team play, and our league is more exciting simply because most of us aren't skilled enough to be able to keep possession to run out the clock with a 1 goal lead. Second, in contrast to soccer, while the action is slow-developing and sporadic in baseball, the game's design forces teams to try to score, at the risk of being out-scored - by way of the pitcher/hitter match-up. You can score 1 run and make the decision that 1 run is all you need to win, but the other team is guaranteed an equal chance to score. There is no "we've scored 1 goal so now all we have to do is sit back, hold the ball, and deprive the other team of opportunities to score while the clock runs out" mechanism in baseball. To be fair, that is a strategy, and a good/smart one in a game like soccer, but it doesn't necessarily translate to an enjoyable entertainment experience as a spectator. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-08-2010, 08:47 AM	#6971
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	IMAGES PLEASE Take your candyass girl talk elsewhere.

07-08-2010, 09:10 AM	#6972
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah take the soccer baseball bitching to another thread, this is an images thread!

07-08-2010, 10:25 AM	#6975
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	__________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-08-2010, 01:33 PM	#6976
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	That baby picture makes me wonder if we aren't related to frogs.

07-08-2010, 02:41 PM	#6977
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Spoiler __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

07-08-2010, 02:42 PM	#6978
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	lollerskates! __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-08-2010, 03:05 PM	#6980
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I love the kid sitting and watching. He only jumped up in alarm at the end - what was the result that he was expecting to come out of this that he was not alarmed about?

07-08-2010, 03:12 PM	#6981
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	hmmm...to start a nupage __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 07-08-2010 at 03:14 PM.

07-08-2010, 03:14 PM	#6982
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Apollonia anyone? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-08-2010, 04:05 PM	#6990
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'

07-08-2010, 04:24 PM	#6991
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	That's not going to last long. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

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07-08-2010, 05:57 PM	#6998
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Tucker...you're not exactly on a roll man. These are shit, and I dont mean the shit either...unless we're talking about the shit I just took about two hours ago. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-08-2010, 06:02 PM	#6999
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