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Old 06-23-2010, 01:44 PM   #6751
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:28 PM   #6752
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I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

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Old 06-23-2010, 09:26 PM   #6753
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:36 PM   #6754
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I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

Indeed. On the whole, Korean girls tend to be the hottest Asian group.
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:58 PM   #6755
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Who knew dumpster-diving porn-hunters could be so courteous?

I smell a new show for TLC!!!!!
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:05 PM   #6756
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I smell a new show for TLC!!!!!

Throw in midgets - either in the porn or in the dumpsters - and you've got yourself a DEAL!!!!
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:06 PM   #6757
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Smell is right! *rimshot*

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Old 06-24-2010, 07:52 AM   #6758
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Old 06-24-2010, 08:33 AM   #6759
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:10 AM   #6760
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I think I'd like to move to South America at some point....

EDIT: Possibly Korea....

That pic is from the last (or maybe two) World Cups ago. The rumor back then was that the Korean was actually a tranny. I don't remember if it was ever proven or not...
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:08 AM   #6761
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Colossal squid sighting!
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Old 06-24-2010, 12:22 PM   #6762
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Let me guess....Japan?
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Old 06-24-2010, 12:25 PM   #6763
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Let me guess....Japan?

Probably not. If it was Japan the squid would be groping everyone on the bus and it would be on a porn site.
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Old 06-24-2010, 12:54 PM   #6764
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Probably not. If it was Japan the squid would be groping everyone on the bus and it would be on a porn site.
Goddammit - soaked my keyboard.
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:06 PM   #6765
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Goddammit - soaked my keyboard.

There's a Japanese site for that too.
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:09 PM   #6766
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Incredible shot from yesterday's devastating thunderstorms in Chicago. Lightning hitting the Sears (Willis) and Trump Towers simultaneously.

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Old 06-24-2010, 01:18 PM   #6767
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While I'll never complain about pretty ladies, THAT is the sort of picture this thread was designed for. Awesome.
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Old 06-24-2010, 02:12 PM   #6768
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Agreed!

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Old 06-24-2010, 02:13 PM   #6769
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I was going to post that earlier but couldn't find a linkable picture from the article. Awesome shot!
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Old 06-24-2010, 02:35 PM   #6770
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:21 PM   #6771
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I approve of the chi-town pic.
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Old 06-24-2010, 04:26 PM   #6772
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Incredible shot from yesterday's devastating thunderstorms in Chicago. Lightning hitting the Sears (Willis) and Trump Towers simultaneously.


Great Scott!
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Old 06-24-2010, 04:39 PM   #6773
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Yeah we've been having some pretty amazing weather around here lately.

And just because no one else has done it yet...
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Old 06-24-2010, 04:46 PM   #6774
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They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!
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Old 06-24-2010, 04:49 PM   #6775
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A shark ate me! A fuckin shark ate me!

HAHA!!!
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:39 PM   #6776
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I love the record wave one. The art in the background looks pretty cool, too.
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:57 PM   #6777
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:58 PM   #6778
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hmmm. that headline just writes itself

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Old 06-24-2010, 07:51 PM   #6779
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Rolls off the tongue, too

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Old 06-25-2010, 06:37 AM   #6780
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Few more shots from that Chicago storm:





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Old 06-25-2010, 08:34 AM   #6781
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So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint
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Old 06-25-2010, 08:36 AM   #6782
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Old 06-25-2010, 08:48 AM   #6783
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Steve Martin's list of demands for tour performances:

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Old 06-25-2010, 09:06 AM   #6784
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The Steve Martin one is great

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Old 06-25-2010, 09:40 AM   #6785
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That's definitely the best rider I've ever read.
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Old 06-25-2010, 09:58 AM   #6786
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:01 AM   #6787
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My first thought way "Oh man, don't make Steve Martin look like a dick" Thankfully, that wasn't the case.
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:58 AM   #6788
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Old 06-25-2010, 11:27 AM   #6789
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kysrup, funny how accurate that pie chart is and what had me lol'ing was that garbage truck was in there...my 2 year old thinks any "noisy" vehicle passing by is the garbage truck. Also, my 4 year old used to sing a song that went something like this:

Poopy bum, poopy bum, Emma's got!

Yes, she would serenade us with that until we remedied the situation.
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Old 06-25-2010, 01:50 PM   #6790
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The Steve Martin rider reminds me of his joke about terrorist demands.
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:01 PM   #6791
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Gypsies...they're a problem.
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:02 PM   #6792
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:03 PM   #6793
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Gypsies...they're a problem.

Code Brown - Sanitation.

Thanks for the visual!
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:05 PM   #6794
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Old 06-25-2010, 03:31 PM   #6795
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LOL, I think this one is great.
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Old 06-25-2010, 03:39 PM   #6796
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lmao, at first I was like what... then I saw who he was, ROFL
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Old 06-25-2010, 04:09 PM   #6797
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Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.
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Old 06-25-2010, 04:14 PM   #6798
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Old 06-25-2010, 04:19 PM   #6799
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Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.

Isn't it Greg Oden?

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Old 06-25-2010, 04:20 PM   #6800
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Yeah, I don't get that one and still don't.

I think that's Greg Oden she's dancing with. His knees are fragile and he appears to be trying to keep them spread out as far as possible from the girl dancing between them, because, you know, they are fragile.

I think.
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