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Ksyrup · 12-27-2011, 01:30 PM

Cinnamon cool whip is not nearly as good as it should be.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-27-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

PING Pumpy:

Will Smith 'Fresh Prince' reunion photo on Facebook | PopWatch | EW.com

This photo started some buzz of there being some kind of official Fresh Prince reunion in the works, but it appears no, they just actually all hang out on their own time. Except Aunt Vivs I and II.

Given how few cast members are in that picture, I'm surprised anyone thought it would lead to a reunion. Next thing you know, Scott Baio will accidentally drive over Josie Davis and people will think a "Charles in Charge" reunion is in the works.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-27-2011, 03:28 PM

A girl at work told me that my hair is looking hot today, and she warned me that the chef in the cafeteria is going to try to hit on me tomorrow. Unfortunately, I had to reply to that comment with the news that the chef actually tried to hit on me today. The chef scares me. I think she wants to do things to me that involve a waffle iron, and I just don't swing that way in the winter.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-27-2011, 03:34 PM

Also, I have been playing FIFA Soccer 12 on the Xbox 360 with a friend of mine. He started a team called "TOnice F.C." He is a midfielder, and I am a fullback that is trying to play striker at his request. He's really a sick young man.

In any case, I get a chuckle out of the team name. I once found a video online where a guy pointed a camera at his girlfriend's naked ass while she shook her hips and farted repeatedly. It was one of the funniest videos I ever watched. Someone replied to the video with a comment that said "Dat ass TO NICE and HOT to be farting like dat". Now part of my little internet world revolves around the phrase "TO NICE".

Dat ass TO NICE.

GoldenEagle · 12-27-2011, 06:16 PM

While my car was in the shop today, someone took my GPS navigation disc from the trunk. I took all my valuables out of the car, but didn't figure anyone would steal that. It looks like they sell for about $75 on ebay.

Ksyrup · 12-27-2011, 06:23 PM

My FIL just looked up from his iPad and proudly exclaimed "I'm watching Jay Leno!"

Kill me now.

Chief Rum · 12-28-2011, 10:17 AM

So the cute girl at Enterprise where I get my rental yesterday, said I was funny, asked me if I am dating/single, and ended our conversation recommending I check out eHarmony. I saw no ring.

I am thinking when I drop the car off, I'll ask her out.

(And, no, this shit don't happen to me often...

...and the girl I am seeing is an "open relationship" type, which is still weird to me, but whatever, she's hot...)

Does all this make me evil?

jeff061 · 12-28-2011, 10:24 AM

No ring have fun.

ISiddiqui · 12-28-2011, 10:27 AM

The recommendation to check out eHarmony is strange though.

Chief Rum · 12-28-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

The recommendation to check out eHarmony is strange though.

Yeah, thank you. That convo was what stopped me from asking her out right then. Heh...

Ksyrup · 12-28-2011, 10:36 AM

Tell her she needs to check our your 1 member of compatibility.

rowech · 12-30-2011, 08:33 AM

I'm sick of being charged "convenience fees" Your convenience fees are not convenient.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-30-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rowech

I'm sick of being charged "convenience fees" Your convenience fees are not convenient.

Y'know, I read this one in the same sitting as the car rental checkout girl hitting on CR stuff.

I LOL'ed ... until I realized you said it and not CR.

stevew · 12-30-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by rowech

I'm sick of being charged "convenience fees" Your convenience fees are not convenient.

Verizon is planning to charge a $2 fee to pay online now.

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Verizon is planning to charge a $2 fee to pay online now.

WTF, really?

rowech · 12-30-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Verizon is planning to charge a $2 fee to pay online now.

I was charged $1.20 this morning to renew our dog's license. This fee was for the convenience of paying via credit card online. They've created a cashless society and now they want to charge for it.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 11:35 AM

I was an hour late for work this morning due to oversleeping. I was up late last night watching an episode of Rachael Ray's talk show. She had Hugh Jackman on, and he was trying to demonstrate how to punch someone near the kidneys. She kept turning away from his fake kidney punches, though, and he ended up hitting her elsewhere. She said, "That's more like my ass!" They bleeped out the word "ass" and I thought the whole sequence was just so disturbingly sexy that I watched it about 137 times. If any elements of that had been removed - Hugh Jackman, the punching, the bleeping of Rachael's use of "ass" - it wouldn't be sexy at all and I would've gotten to work on time.

Fuck Rachael Ray. Fuck her right in her bleep.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 11:41 AM

Also, I'm kinda sorry I'm at work because my area of the building smells really funky today. This is almost intolerable, and I'm actually considering just making this a 4-hour workday and getting the hell out of here soon. Urgh.

MJ4H · 12-30-2011, 12:15 PM

I just realized this thread is basically Twitter.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

I just realized this thread is basically Twitter.

yeah well blame the clownface who started this thread

GoldenEagle · 12-30-2011, 12:25 PM

It is been two weeks since the house I am trying to buy got appraised and I still have not heard anything from the appraiser. It is quite frustrating because I was hoping to already be closed and moving in this weekend.

MJ4H · 12-30-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

yeah well blame the clownface who started this thread

NO U #eatadick

Chief Rum · 12-30-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

I fully expect great success from this thread.

Seems apropos now, given you wrote this in the OP a year and a half ago.

Draft Dodger · 12-30-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I was an hour late for work this morning due to oversleeping. I was up late last night watching an episode of Rachael Ray's talk show. She had Hugh Jackman on, and he was trying to demonstrate how to punch someone near the kidneys. She kept turning away from his fake kidney punches, though, and he ended up hitting her elsewhere. She said, "That's more like my ass!" They bleeped out the word "ass" and I thought the whole sequence was just so disturbingly sexy that I watched it about 137 times. If any elements of that had been removed - Hugh Jackman, the punching, the bleeping of Rachael's use of "ass" - it wouldn't be sexy at all and I would've gotten to work on time.

Fuck Rachael Ray. Fuck her right in her bleep.

I'm not sure that anyone has gone from hot to not hot in my book faster than Rachael Ray did

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I'm not sure that anyone has gone from hot to not hot in my book faster than Rachael Ray did

Agreed. She used to be hotter than John Amos, and now she's not hotter than John Amos. Throw in Hugh Jackman, the punching, and the "ass" bleep, though, and it was just a perfect storm of sexiness that kept me up all night.

Draft Dodger · 12-30-2011, 01:33 PM

idiot. you can't even spell Stamos right

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 01:39 PM

shit !

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 02:32 PM

Come to me Katy Perry, Come to me my pet.

cuervo72 · 12-30-2011, 02:48 PM

In my FB feed, from my local comic shop:

"A man who works for George Lucas "Industrial Light and Magic" just left the shop."

First thought was to wonder if JediKooter was in town.

Chief Rum · 12-30-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

In my FB feed, from my local comic shop:

"A man who works for George Lucas "Industrial Light and Magic" just left the shop."

First thought was to wonder if JediKooter was in town.

If you were a trained Jedi, you would no doubt have already detected his presence.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Come to me Katy Perry, Come to me my pet.

You'll have to wait until I'm finished with her, you ass.

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 03:12 PM

Can I get a mod in here?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 03:15 PM

I'M HERE!!!! COME ON!!!!!! BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!

(spoiler alert i am saying all the mods look like the predator)

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 03:17 PM

And bring some nuggets with you.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 03:32 PM

I wish I could be pretty.

sabotai · 12-30-2011, 03:50 PM

I feel like shit.....

And I wish I could be pretty too.

sabotai · 12-30-2011, 03:51 PM

Tomorrow night when I'm in Atlantic City, my goal will be "slightly below average". That's how low my standards have gotten. We'll see how far below average I'm willing to go as the night grows older and the alcohol level increases.

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Verizon is planning to charge a $2 fee to pay online now.

Crisis averted!

Chief Rum · 12-30-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Tomorrow night when I'm in Atlantic City, my goal will be "slightly below average". That's how low my standards have gotten. We'll see how far below average I'm willing to go as the night grows older and the alcohol level increases.

Good news! As the alcohol level increases, your ability to judge the "average point" drops to virtually nil. As such, you will be thoroughly convinced you have nabbed an awesome one. If you retain enough wits about you, you might even talk yourself into leaving before you find out just how wrong you are.

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Tomorrow night when I'm in Atlantic City, my goal will be "slightly below average". That's how low my standards have gotten. We'll see how far below average I'm willing to go as the night grows older and the alcohol level increases.

10:00 PM

12:00 AM

1:00 AM

Last Call

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 07:36 PM

why people why

Grover · 12-30-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

why people why

I assume you'll be watching CNN's coverage of New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin.

Suburban Rhythm · 12-30-2011, 08:02 PM

Lesson learned tonight...

When your kids really want you to play Kinect Sports, pick bowling.

A 6-foot man shouldn't pick volleyball when in a room with 8 foot ceilings.

path12 · 12-31-2011, 11:04 AM

I'm the youngest person in my cardiac rehab class.

I have no idea how to process that.

sterlingice · 01-01-2012, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Grover

I assume you'll be watching CNN's coverage of New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin.

Pumpy, no offense, but in all seriousness, I watched a few minutes of Cooper and Griffin and it was just uncomfortable and painful to watch.

SI

Draft Dodger · 01-01-2012, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Pumpy, no offense, but in all seriousness, I watched a few minutes of Cooper and Griffin and it was just uncomfortable and painful to watch.

SI

because you couldn't tell which was the dude, amiright?

Passacaglia · 01-01-2012, 10:00 AM

I thought it was because of Pumpy masturbating furiously in the background.

Anyway, really Big Ten? Local time for each bowl game? I was bitching to myself for a while about how the Rose, Citrus, and Outback Bowls were all basically at the same time until I noticed the time zones.

2011-12 Bowl Partners - BIG TEN CONFERENCE Official Athletic Site

terpkristin · 01-01-2012, 07:46 PM

I am NOT the person to come to for sympathy for how much you hurt.

/tk

sabotai · 01-01-2012, 09:04 PM

Just found out I have off from work tomorrow. Nice, 2012 is starting off decently.

I've been watching The Wire again and just finished season 4 today. Maybe I'll have a Season 5 watching marathon tomorrow.

molson · 01-01-2012, 09:15 PM

Most of the songs from Pete's Dragon were really catchy.

12-27-2011, 01:30 PM	#6501
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Cinnamon cool whip is not nearly as good as it should be. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-27-2011, 03:28 PM	#6503
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	A girl at work told me that my hair is looking hot today, and she warned me that the chef in the cafeteria is going to try to hit on me tomorrow. Unfortunately, I had to reply to that comment with the news that the chef actually tried to hit on me today. The chef scares me. I think she wants to do things to me that involve a waffle iron, and I just don't swing that way in the winter. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 12-27-2011 at 03:29 PM.

12-27-2011, 03:34 PM	#6504
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Also, I have been playing FIFA Soccer 12 on the Xbox 360 with a friend of mine. He started a team called "TOnice F.C." He is a midfielder, and I am a fullback that is trying to play striker at his request. He's really a sick young man. In any case, I get a chuckle out of the team name. I once found a video online where a guy pointed a camera at his girlfriend's naked ass while she shook her hips and farted repeatedly. It was one of the funniest videos I ever watched. Someone replied to the video with a comment that said "Dat ass TO NICE and HOT to be farting like dat". Now part of my little internet world revolves around the phrase "TO NICE". Dat ass TO NICE. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-27-2011, 06:16 PM	#6505
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	While my car was in the shop today, someone took my GPS navigation disc from the trunk. I took all my valuables out of the car, but didn't figure anyone would steal that. It looks like they sell for about $75 on ebay. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

12-27-2011, 06:23 PM	#6506
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My FIL just looked up from his iPad and proudly exclaimed "I'm watching Jay Leno!" Kill me now. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-28-2011, 10:17 AM	#6507
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	So the cute girl at Enterprise where I get my rental yesterday, said I was funny, asked me if I am dating/single, and ended our conversation recommending I check out eHarmony. I saw no ring. I am thinking when I drop the car off, I'll ask her out. (And, no, this shit don't happen to me often... ...and the girl I am seeing is an "open relationship" type, which is still weird to me, but whatever, she's hot...) Does all this make me evil? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

12-28-2011, 10:24 AM	#6508
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	No ring have fun. __________________

12-28-2011, 10:27 AM	#6509
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	The recommendation to check out eHarmony is strange though. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

12-28-2011, 10:36 AM	#6511
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Tell her she needs to check our your 1 member of compatibility. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-30-2011, 08:33 AM	#6512
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	I'm sick of being charged "convenience fees" Your convenience fees are not convenient.

12-30-2011, 11:35 AM	#6517
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I was an hour late for work this morning due to oversleeping. I was up late last night watching an episode of Rachael Ray's talk show. She had Hugh Jackman on, and he was trying to demonstrate how to punch someone near the kidneys. She kept turning away from his fake kidney punches, though, and he ended up hitting her elsewhere. She said, "That's more like my ass!" They bleeped out the word "ass" and I thought the whole sequence was just so disturbingly sexy that I watched it about 137 times. If any elements of that had been removed - Hugh Jackman, the punching, the bleeping of Rachael's use of "ass" - it wouldn't be sexy at all and I would've gotten to work on time. Fuck Rachael Ray. Fuck her right in her bleep. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 11:41 AM	#6518
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Also, I'm kinda sorry I'm at work because my area of the building smells really funky today. This is almost intolerable, and I'm actually considering just making this a 4-hour workday and getting the hell out of here soon. Urgh. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 12:15 PM	#6519
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I just realized this thread is basically Twitter.

12-30-2011, 12:25 PM	#6521
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	It is been two weeks since the house I am trying to buy got appraised and I still have not heard anything from the appraiser. It is quite frustrating because I was hoping to already be closed and moving in this weekend. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

12-30-2011, 01:33 PM	#6526
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	idiot. you can't even spell Stamos right __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-30-2011, 01:39 PM	#6527
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	shit ! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 02:32 PM	#6528
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Come to me Katy Perry, Come to me my pet.

12-30-2011, 02:48 PM	#6529
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	In my FB feed, from my local comic shop: "A man who works for George Lucas "Industrial Light and Magic" just left the shop." First thought was to wonder if JediKooter was in town. __________________ null

12-30-2011, 03:12 PM	#6532
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Can I get a mod in here?

12-30-2011, 03:15 PM	#6533
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'M HERE!!!! COME ON!!!!!! BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!! (spoiler alert i am saying all the mods look like the predator) __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 03:17 PM	#6534
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	And bring some nuggets with you.

12-30-2011, 03:32 PM	#6535
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I wish I could be pretty. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 03:50 PM	#6536
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I feel like shit..... And I wish I could be pretty too.

12-30-2011, 03:51 PM	#6537
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Tomorrow night when I'm in Atlantic City, my goal will be "slightly below average". That's how low my standards have gotten. We'll see how far below average I'm willing to go as the night grows older and the alcohol level increases.

12-30-2011, 07:36 PM	#6541
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	why people why __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 08:02 PM	#6543
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Lesson learned tonight... When your kids really want you to play Kinect Sports, pick bowling. A 6-foot man shouldn't pick volleyball when in a room with 8 foot ceilings. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

12-31-2011, 11:04 AM	#6544
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	I'm the youngest person in my cardiac rehab class. I have no idea how to process that. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

01-01-2012, 10:00 AM	#6547
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I thought it was because of Pumpy masturbating furiously in the background. Anyway, really Big Ten? Local time for each bowl game? I was bitching to myself for a while about how the Rose, Citrus, and Outback Bowls were all basically at the same time until I noticed the time zones. 2011-12 Bowl Partners - BIG TEN CONFERENCE Official Athletic Site

01-01-2012, 07:46 PM	#6548
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I am NOT the person to come to for sympathy for how much you hurt. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

01-01-2012, 09:04 PM	#6549
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Just found out I have off from work tomorrow. Nice, 2012 is starting off decently. I've been watching The Wire again and just finished season 4 today. Maybe I'll have a Season 5 watching marathon tomorrow.

01-01-2012, 09:15 PM	#6550
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Most of the songs from Pete's Dragon were really catchy.

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