Survivor FOFC: Collossal Squid Thread - Page 13

Neuqua · 08-23-2003, 02:43 AM

I've been at FOFC for as long as I can remember, and I haven't reached 1000 posts yet?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:44 AM

pretty impressive...
.82 per day

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:44 AM

New page!

And you're also trying to win us immunity Neuqua. And remember, you're allowed to dola post, but we are not.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:45 AM

Let's name favorite Cubs players... one by one.

Neuqua · 08-23-2003, 02:46 AM

So I'm being used as a pawn

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:46 AM

Joe Mauer?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:47 AM

Sammy Sosa

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:48 AM

Not exactly. Our first motiv is to get you to 1000. Honestly.

Mark Prior

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:49 AM

Kenny Loften

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:49 AM

Mark Prior

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:51 AM

Aramis Ramirez

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:52 AM

Mark Prior

We're trying to help you Neuq, but can only do so if you let us. So please, for your sake, post as many times as you'd like here.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:54 AM

Be a brother Neuq...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:54 AM

Mark Prior

This would be easier if shorty hadn't left us. What's he doing having friends anyway?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:55 AM

must be talking about his gerbils...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:57 AM

he has gerbils? No fair...

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:58 AM

he needs friends, man....

Raven · 08-23-2003, 02:58 AM

hello, Clarise

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:59 AM

Hey we're not that far behind anymore. If we can get shorty to delete his 22 posts in their thread we'll be doing pretty kick ass.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:59 AM

Hey Mr. Raven...

how's it going?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:00 AM

Raven's here too? Sweet! Awesome. Poppin' Fresh!

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:01 AM

tired dude. long day.

you?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:02 AM

Long day here too. And I have to work all weekend. But only 4 more days of work before I'm done and go off to school.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:03 AM

Saw Freddy vs Jason.

It stunk, but the star was pretty hot.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:03 AM

who's the star?

what school mckerney?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:04 AM

O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:05 AM

Something Kenna, I think. She was on Dawson's Creek...

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:06 AM

hmm....i know that quote....chasing amy?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:07 AM

that would be a shocker, for mckerney to quote a Kevin Smith movie...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:07 AM

University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Currently in the College of Liberal Arts, but am going to transfer into their business school as long as I complete Microeconomics, Macroeconomics, Pre Calc and Calculus while getting a GPA of at least 3.8

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:08 AM

i was a big Friday the 13th fan as a kid. but those new horrors don't interest me. I dont know if I grew out of them or they just got old.

Either way I have no interest in seeing it. I hear Tarantino has a new movie coming out. heard anything about that one?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:09 AM

New Texas Chainsaw Massacre coming out w/ Jessica Biel. She is mega-hot.

Yeah...I've seen previews. It has Uma Thurman in it. Doesn't look too great to me....

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:10 AM

Speaking of Tarantino, the quote is from Reservoir dogs, lines delievered by Tarantino.

Kill Bill should be good. I heard for one scence they used something like more than 100 gallons of fake blood.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:11 AM

Yeah... Kill Bill it is...

I saw the previews for Scary Movie III. Looked kinda funny... lots of stars.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:11 AM

ive taken all 4 of those classes. micro isnt that bad. its a pretty tangible course. its pretty easy to relate that class to real life.

macro is a little harder. but isnt too bad.

i dont know if you have taken any calc before, but those classes are a real bitch. ive always been really good at math, but once I got into calc it started to sometimes get a little too abstract. I took both classes this year, and am taking calc 2 this semester. not looking forward to it.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:13 AM

the best line from Reservoir Dogs might be the part where they are sitting at the diner and Steve Buscemi starts talking about why he doesnt tip. lets hear that one......

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:14 AM

I'm decent at math and took one Pre Calc course in high school, which was hard but made harder because the teacher was a real dick who instead of helping thought you'd learn better if he yelled at you when you didn't know anything. Needless to say, I didn't pay any attention.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:14 AM

let's hear the quote, mckerney... I dont' know it.

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:16 AM

Thanks for allowing me to post again Swaggs. I hate waiting too long. This is what I found at IMDB:

Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:18 AM

you rule, mac...

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:18 AM

that's only about a third of the conversation, but it will work.

let's talk music. what have you guys been listening to for the past month or so?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:19 AM

I haven't bought anything new for a long, long time...

I have been listening to some mixed up Counting Crows lately, though...

you?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:21 AM

More:

Mr. Pink: I've been here a long fucking time and she's only refilled my coffee three times. I think she should be able to refill my coffee at least six times.
Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.

Music:

I just bought the Counting Crows CD Hard Candy. And I was at a show the other day with all of my friends bands before they all head off to college.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:22 AM

the past week it's been the Sublime acoustic CD. it's pretty good, dont know why its taken me 4 years to buy it.

im looking forward to the new outkast next week. double cd. Andre and Big Boi each have their own cd included this time. should be interesting

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:23 AM

I need to watch it again soon. I have it on DVD but have only watched it like once...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:23 AM

Right not I'm listening to Ben Folds Live. Damn that's some great music.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 03:25 AM

Ben Folds is dating Claire Danes.

Bastard.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:26 AM

dont know much about Ben Folds, though ive heard his name quite a few times. what style of music does he play?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 03:26 AM

Nerd Rock.

Raven · 08-23-2003, 03:26 AM

i heart charlize theron

08-23-2003, 02:43 AM	#601
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	I've been at FOFC for as long as I can remember, and I haven't reached 1000 posts yet? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

08-23-2003, 02:44 AM	#602
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	pretty impressive... .82 per day __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:45 AM	#604
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Let's name favorite Cubs players... one by one. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:46 AM	#605
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	So I'm being used as a pawn __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

08-23-2003, 02:47 AM	#607
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Sammy Sosa __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:44 AM	#603
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	New page! And you're also trying to win us immunity Neuqua. And remember, you're allowed to dola post, but we are not.

08-23-2003, 02:46 AM	#606
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Joe Mauer?

08-23-2003, 02:48 AM	#608
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Not exactly. Our first motiv is to get you to 1000. Honestly. Mark Prior

08-23-2003, 02:49 AM	#609
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Kenny Loften __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:49 AM	#610
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mark Prior

08-23-2003, 02:51 AM	#611
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Aramis Ramirez __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:52 AM	#612
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mark Prior We're trying to help you Neuq, but can only do so if you let us. So please, for your sake, post as many times as you'd like here.

08-23-2003, 02:54 AM	#613
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Be a brother Neuq... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:54 AM	#614
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mark Prior This would be easier if shorty hadn't left us. What's he doing having friends anyway?

08-23-2003, 02:55 AM	#615
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	must be talking about his gerbils... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:57 AM	#616
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	he has gerbils? No fair...

08-23-2003, 02:58 AM	#617
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	he needs friends, man.... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 02:58 AM	#618
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	hello, Clarise

08-23-2003, 02:59 AM	#619
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Hey we're not that far behind anymore. If we can get shorty to delete his 22 posts in their thread we'll be doing pretty kick ass.

08-23-2003, 02:59 AM	#620
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Hey Mr. Raven... how's it going? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:00 AM	#621
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Raven's here too? Sweet! Awesome. Poppin' Fresh!

08-23-2003, 03:01 AM	#622
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	tired dude. long day. you?

08-23-2003, 03:02 AM	#623
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Long day here too. And I have to work all weekend. But only 4 more days of work before I'm done and go off to school.

08-23-2003, 03:03 AM	#624
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Saw Freddy vs Jason. It stunk, but the star was pretty hot. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:03 AM	#625
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	who's the star? what school mckerney?

08-23-2003, 03:04 AM	#626
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

08-23-2003, 03:05 AM	#627
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Something Kenna, I think. She was on Dawson's Creek... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:06 AM	#628
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	hmm....i know that quote....chasing amy?

08-23-2003, 03:07 AM	#629
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	that would be a shocker, for mckerney to quote a Kevin Smith movie... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:07 AM	#630
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Currently in the College of Liberal Arts, but am going to transfer into their business school as long as I complete Microeconomics, Macroeconomics, Pre Calc and Calculus while getting a GPA of at least 3.8

08-23-2003, 03:08 AM	#631
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	i was a big Friday the 13th fan as a kid. but those new horrors don't interest me. I dont know if I grew out of them or they just got old. Either way I have no interest in seeing it. I hear Tarantino has a new movie coming out. heard anything about that one?

08-23-2003, 03:09 AM	#632
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	New Texas Chainsaw Massacre coming out w/ Jessica Biel. She is mega-hot. Yeah...I've seen previews. It has Uma Thurman in it. Doesn't look too great to me.... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:10 AM	#633
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Speaking of Tarantino, the quote is from Reservoir dogs, lines delievered by Tarantino. Kill Bill should be good. I heard for one scence they used something like more than 100 gallons of fake blood.

08-23-2003, 03:11 AM	#634
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Yeah... Kill Bill it is... I saw the previews for Scary Movie III. Looked kinda funny... lots of stars. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 03:11 AM	#635
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	ive taken all 4 of those classes. micro isnt that bad. its a pretty tangible course. its pretty easy to relate that class to real life. macro is a little harder. but isnt too bad. i dont know if you have taken any calc before, but those classes are a real bitch. ive always been really good at math, but once I got into calc it started to sometimes get a little too abstract. I took both classes this year, and am taking calc 2 this semester. not looking forward to it.