Survivor FOFC: Solecismic Thread - Page 13

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

hey brad.

(I'm trying to set a record for the most "hey brad's" in a single thread)

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:15 PM

IT'S JUST A COUCH!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:15 PM

It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:15 PM

My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:15 PM

I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:16 PM

Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:16 PM

Alright.. I'm going a little old school with this next movie... Let me know when you figure it out.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:16 PM

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:17 PM

I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, .. muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (laughs maniacally)

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:17 PM

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:17 PM

Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:17 PM

And Don't you worry. Why we'll make Rock Ridge think its a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:18 PM

I'm going to whale on my pecs and then do my back.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:18 PM

Cop a walk it's all right. …. Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they darker than us. Woof!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:19 PM

Ooh, a wed wose. How womantic.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:19 PM

C'mon boys! The way you's lollygagging around here with them picks and 'em shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:19 PM

That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sherrif first man .. ever whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once... and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

My name is Lester Burnham , this is my neighborhood, this is my street , this is my life. I am 42 years old, in less than a year I will be dead. Of course i don't know that yet, and in a way i am dead already.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:20 PM

You get back here you pious candy-ass sidewinder. Ain't no way that nobody is gonna' to leave this town. Hell, I was born here, an' I was raished here, an' dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me biscuit cutter.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:21 PM

Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:21 PM

Okay, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan 'cos it's more convenient that way!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:21 PM

Well, I don't have to tell you good folks what has been happening here in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:29 PM

Heres some quotes from another favorite of mine....

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:29 PM

So you want your little booger eater on my show? Don't tell me how to run my fucking business. I'm Rainbow Fucking Randolph!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:32 PM

He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:32 PM

Get your spongy pink ass out there and dance for the camera!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:32 PM

It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shitfaced.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:32 PM

Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety rackety, it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:33 PM

What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:33 PM

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:33 PM

Now I'm not pointing any fingers, Lord knows you start pointing fingers and someone's gonna get poked. And I want you both to know that its not my intention to try and poke either of you.

Blade6119 · 08-22-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heybrad
What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

One of the best lines ever...flat out!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:51 PM

Its hard to keep helping a tribe that doesnt seem to want to help itself.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heybrad
Its hard to keep helping a tribe that doesnt seem to want to help itself.

So true. I'd do more, but no one is around from the tribe.

Maybe one of us should take skippy's place.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:58 PM

You foiled my evil plan.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 06:00 PM

I'm just not as satanic as you.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 06:00 PM

Oh yeah - hey brad.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:02 PM

Now that we're off of 666, heres some more quotes. I have a few more minutes to kill at work.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:02 PM

Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:02 PM

Sa da tay!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:03 PM

Sepotown!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:03 PM

Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin' BITCH!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:03 PM

Ain't come one, but many tine tanies!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:03 PM

You can't hurt a ho with a belt...they like that shit.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 06:03 PM

Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my ASS!

08-22-2003, 05:13 PM	#601
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	hey brad. (I'm trying to set a record for the most "hey brad's" in a single thread) __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:15 PM	#602
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	IT'S JUST A COUCH! __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:15 PM	#603
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:15 PM	#604
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you? __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:15 PM	#605
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:16 PM	#606
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:16 PM	#607
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Alright.. I'm going a little old school with this next movie... Let me know when you figure it out.

08-22-2003, 05:16 PM	#608
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

08-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#609
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, .. muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (laughs maniacally)

08-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#610
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#611
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#612
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	And Don't you worry. Why we'll make Rock Ridge think its a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

08-22-2003, 05:18 PM	#613
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I'm going to whale on my pecs and then do my back. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:18 PM	#614
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Cop a walk it's all right. …. Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they darker than us. Woof!

08-22-2003, 05:19 PM	#615
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Ooh, a wed wose. How womantic.

08-22-2003, 05:19 PM	#616
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	C'mon boys! The way you's lollygagging around here with them picks and 'em shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen!

08-22-2003, 05:19 PM	#617
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#618
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#619
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. Sherrif first man .. ever whip Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sheriff Bart.

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#620
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#621
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once... and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#622
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	My name is Lester Burnham , this is my neighborhood, this is my street , this is my life. I am 42 years old, in less than a year I will be dead. Of course i don't know that yet, and in a way i am dead already. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#623
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#624
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	You get back here you pious candy-ass sidewinder. Ain't no way that nobody is gonna' to leave this town. Hell, I was born here, an' I was raished here, an' dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me biscuit cutter. Last edited by heybrad : 08-22-2003 at 05:21 PM.

08-22-2003, 05:21 PM	#625
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:21 PM	#626
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Okay, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan 'cos it's more convenient that way! __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:21 PM	#627
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Well, I don't have to tell you good folks what has been happening here in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped.

08-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#628
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Heres some quotes from another favorite of mine....

08-22-2003, 05:29 PM	#629
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	So you want your little booger eater on my show? Don't tell me how to run my fucking business. I'm Rainbow Fucking Randolph!

08-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#630
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June.

08-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#631
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Get your spongy pink ass out there and dance for the camera!

08-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#632
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shitfaced.

08-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#633
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety rackety, it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.

08-22-2003, 05:33 PM	#634
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

08-22-2003, 05:33 PM	#635
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!