Tiger Woods biggest mistake: getting married - Page 13

Ajaxab · 12-14-2009, 04:58 PM

I wonder what it takes in Phil Knight's world for something to go beyond "indiscretions." hxxp://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4740543.

Galaxy · 12-14-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Well, Tiger is ten years older, and Lebron is only 24.

And the fact that LebBron already has two kids.

INDalltheway · 12-15-2009, 12:14 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216

When it rains, it pours.. Obviously doesn't mean a whole lot, but the link is still there.

Karlifornia · 12-15-2009, 12:24 AM

Samdari, that NBA joke is lame. Yeah, as opposed to the general piety of athletes in other leagues.

Karlifornia · 12-15-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Maybe LeBron knew something Tiger didn't with not getting married.

I think it's pretty obvious:If you are reasonably attractive, smart, socially capable, and have money, you should never get married.

If you're ugly, broke, stupid, and awkward, then get married the first chance you get.

Glengoyne · 12-15-2009, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ajaxab

I wonder what it takes in Phil Knight's world for something to go beyond "indiscretions." hxxp://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4740543.

I also like the bit where Knight adds in "We investigated his background before the signing." So in other words, Phil Knight and some sleazy investigator were on the short list of folks who could have blown the story on Tiger's predilections long ago.

RainMaker · 12-15-2009, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

I just don't see how that marriage can survive. She just needs to take her 9 figure settlement and move on. He's not worth keeping, especially given the payout she'd receive and that custody is a shoe-in for her.

Plus it's not like they were married 10 years and then he had an affair. Seems like the whole marriage was a sham to him probably to complete his wholesome image.

Dutch · 12-15-2009, 05:22 AM

I don't give a shit about Tiger or this latest celeb scandal. I just want to know when I can wear my TW hat again without feeling like I'm gonna get a beat down by every lady I see. I paid good money for that cap!

Samdari · 12-15-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Samdari, that NBA joke is lame. Yeah, as opposed to the general piety of athletes in other leagues.

Don't take it personally.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-15-2009, 07:08 AM

I'm looking forward to the Hot Coffee mini-game in the next Tiger Woods game.

DaddyTorgo · 12-15-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

I don't give a shit about Tiger or this latest celeb scandal. I just want to know when I can wear my TW hat again without feeling like I'm gonna get a beat down by every lady I see. I paid good money for that cap!

you should probably actually get beat up, and then sue Tiger for your piece

Noop · 12-15-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

I don't give a shit about Tiger or this latest celeb scandal. I just want to know when I can wear my TW hat again without feeling like I'm gonna get a beat down by every lady I see. I paid good money for that cap!

Why would women care that you're wearing a cap endorsed by Tiger? Wear your cap man if they give you shit about it call them a cunt and keep it moving.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-15-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Why would women care that you're wearing a cap endorsed by Tiger? Wear your cap man if they give you shit about it call them a cunt and keep it moving.

Classy!

Dr. Sak · 12-15-2009, 09:04 AM

For those bored at work

Noop · 12-15-2009, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Classy!

Was it too much?

Honolulu_Blue · 12-15-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Was it too much?

A bit. I don't think a comment about a Tiger Woods' hate really deserves the ole "C U Next Tuesday". That really needs to be reserved for very, very rare and special occasions.

Noop · 12-15-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

A bit. I don't think a comment about a Tiger Woods' hate really deserves the ole "C U Next Tuesday". That really needs to be reserved for very, very rare and special occasions.

Indeed. Understood.

BYU 14 · 12-15-2009, 12:02 PM

What is really starting to annoy me is the fact that all these women are being painted as victims in interviews/stories. Are they that fucking stupid to think he would leave his wife and kids for them? Are they that naive to think that IF that did happen he would become a saint and they would be able to trust him on the road?

Come on ladies, you knew what you were getting into, you were all a rich kids toy, own it and enjoy your 15 minutes, which hopefully ends quickly.

As for Tiger, everyone cuts their own deal. Next time maybe you should ask Derek Jeter for advice on how to be a famous athlete, bang hot women and still stay out of scandals. It's called stay single and be honest.

Galaxy · 12-15-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

What is really starting to annoy me is the fact that all these women are being painted as victims in interviews/stories. Are they that fucking stupid to think he would leave his wife and kids for them? Are they that naive to think that IF that did happen he would become a saint and they would be able to trust him on the road?

Come on ladies, you knew what you were getting into, you were all a rich kids toy, own it and enjoy your 15 minutes, which hopefully ends quickly.

As for Tiger, everyone cuts their own deal. Next time maybe you should ask Derek Jeter for advice on how to be a famous athlete, bang hot women and still stay out of scandals. It's called stay single and be honest.

Yeap. And to be honest, if Tiger was cheating on his wife, he's going to go for an army of booty.

RainMaker · 12-15-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

What is really starting to annoy me is the fact that all these women are being painted as victims in interviews/stories. Are they that fucking stupid to think he would leave his wife and kids for them? Are they that naive to think that IF that did happen he would become a saint and they would be able to trust him on the road?

Come on ladies, you knew what you were getting into, you were all a rich kids toy, own it and enjoy your 15 minutes, which hopefully ends quickly.

As for Tiger, everyone cuts their own deal. Next time maybe you should ask Derek Jeter for advice on how to be a famous athlete, bang hot women and still stay out of scandals. It's called stay single and be honest.

Women are pretty gullible man.

Dr. Sak · 12-15-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Women are pretty gullible man.

Plus as we learn in Borat...they have a smaller brain then men.

BYU 14 · 12-15-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Women are pretty gullible man.

Money = gullible

I don't see too many broke dudes with a string of Trout like Tiger had.

PackerFanatic · 12-16-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

What is really starting to annoy me is the fact that all these women are being painted as victims in interviews/stories. Are they that fucking stupid to think he would leave his wife and kids for them? Are they that naive to think that IF that did happen he would become a saint and they would be able to trust him on the road?

Come on ladies, you knew what you were getting into, you were all a rich kids toy, own it and enjoy your 15 minutes, which hopefully ends quickly.

As for Tiger, everyone cuts their own deal. Next time maybe you should ask Derek Jeter for advice on how to be a famous athlete, bang hot women and still stay out of scandals. It's called stay single and be honest.

Bingo. Hit the nail on the head.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-16-2009, 08:13 AM

Tabloids overnight reported moving trucks at the Orlando residence. How many trucks do you need to haul away hundreds of millions of dollars in prenuptual agreement payoffs?

Matthean · 12-16-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Tabloids overnight reported moving trucks at the Orlando residence. How many trucks do you need to haul away hundreds of millions of dollars in prenuptual agreement payoffs?

There has been reports of her buying a house in Sweden, but the article says they both might be moving there to avoid the press and they were likely working on this deal since August. Granted, if you have millions of bucks to drop on a house, I bet you can buy one real quick. I looked at my house on a Sunday and signed by Thursday.

Kodos · 12-16-2009, 01:26 PM

I think Tiger could fix things up by going on SNL and doing a funny "Secret Lovers" video with all 27 of his lovers.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-17-2009, 08:52 AM

I just read a report that Elin will be filing for a divorce.

Report: Wife to seek divorce from Tiger Woods - ESPN

I think it's for the best. Clearly he wasn't happy with his marriage and I don't think she'll ever be happy with it again either.

She can go back to Sweden and raise her children and Tiger can go on playing golf and banging VIP hostesses and what not. It's a win-win.

Noop · 12-17-2009, 09:50 AM

Like I said before I don't think he should have ever gotten married.

Chubby · 12-17-2009, 10:24 AM

Guess Tiger will be back on the tour soon since he doesn't have a marriage to try and salvage anymore.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-17-2009, 10:41 AM

I hope he comes back soon. It'll draw huge ratings just to see the three-ring circus each time he hits the course. I can't wait for the first time he says something to a person in the crowd about their behavior.

jeff061 · 12-17-2009, 10:53 AM

I hope he hits on the ladies in the crowd.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-17-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

I hope he hits on the ladies in the crowd.

Saturday Night Live should do a skit where they invite back Tim Meadows to play "The Ladies' Man" with Tiger Woods as his special guest.

Young Drachma · 12-17-2009, 11:00 AM

Unfortunate, but...pretty boneheaded stuff on his part. I hope he didn't renegotiate the prenup, at least. A costly mistake, but...life has those for all of us in one way or another.

stevew · 12-17-2009, 11:10 AM

The relationship was obviously over, so better to get it all done in one swoop.

Anyways, all the talk like she was some saint or something is annoying. The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side. She was just able to leverage her booty into a significant financial arrangement for herself.

DaddyTorgo · 12-17-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Saturday Night Live should do a skit where they invite back Tim Meadows to play "The Ladies' Man" with Tiger Woods as his special guest.

yes!!!!!

DaddyTorgo · 12-17-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

The relationship was obviously over, so better to get it all done in one swoop.

Anyways, all the talk like she was some saint or something is annoying. The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side. She was just able to leverage her booty into a significant financial arrangement for herself.

quite the booty too.

not sure that anyone is saying she's a saint or anything, but at least (to our knowledge) she wasn't the one cheating in the relationship. sure maybe it was a relationship where she got $$ and he got her on his arm so they were both using each other, but given her reaction to the situation it sure doesn't seem they had an implicit understanding that he'd be getting tail on the side, so i think it's perfectly fair to consider her the "wronged party" in this case.

Matthean · 12-17-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side.

Good thing you know her well enough to know if she was really in love with the guy, or was simply there for the money.

Subby · 12-17-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Anyways, all the talk like she was some saint or something is annoying. The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side. She was just able to leverage her booty into a significant financial arrangement for herself.

That's quite the supposition.

Noop · 12-17-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

That's quite the supposition.

Good post.

AENeuman · 12-17-2009, 11:52 AM

First week of April is going to be ridiculous. First the McGwire circus, and then Tiger at the Masters. To make it a perfect FUBAR I think they should reinstate Tim Donaghy for the NBA playoffs

panerd · 12-17-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AENeuman

First week of April is going to be ridiculous. First the McGwire circus, and then Tiger at the Masters. To make it a perfect FUBAR I think they should reinstate Tim Donaghy for the NBA playoffs

I bet McGwire is praying that Tiger decides to come back. There would be zero coverage of his return outside of St. Louis. PTI: Entire first segment, guest, entire second segment. Then the happy happys would mention McGwire's return.

Galaxy · 12-17-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Anyways, all the talk like she was some saint or something is annoying. The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side. She was just able to leverage her booty into a significant financial arrangement for herself.

So does this go for all wealth guys who marry?

panerd · 12-17-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

So does this go for all wealth guys who marry?

My guess is...

1) If they marry after they are wealthy
2) It is not a childhood sweatheart.
3) It is not another rich person/celebrity

Yes.

Kodos · 12-17-2009, 01:33 PM

What about if you marry somebody who is not currently rich, but who is likely to get a nice inheritance at some point in the future that may be decades away?

Passacaglia · 12-17-2009, 01:46 PM

What if you're not rich, but purchase several million dollars of life insurance?

Passacaglia · 12-17-2009, 01:47 PM

Oh, maybe that's what Kodos was going for. Ah well.

Marmel · 03-16-2010, 01:27 PM

12-11-2009, 11:36 PM :

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Originally Posted by Marmel

He'll be back for the Masters in April.

Do you want to know who wins the Tournament?

Dr. Sak · 03-16-2010, 01:33 PM

Saying Tiger was going to be back for the Masters was like saying Schmidty was going to choke in the JBL playoffs or Swaggs would never win a RWBL title...not much of a stretch.

Oilers9911 · 03-16-2010, 01:41 PM

Yeah, it's not like you predicted he would come back for the World Putt-Putt championships or something.

Marmel · 03-16-2010, 01:45 PM

I think it is my first ever correct sports prediction.

12-15-2009, 12:24 AM	#604
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Samdari, that NBA joke is lame. Yeah, as opposed to the general piety of athletes in other leagues. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-15-2009, 12:02 PM	#618
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	What is really starting to annoy me is the fact that all these women are being painted as victims in interviews/stories. Are they that fucking stupid to think he would leave his wife and kids for them? Are they that naive to think that IF that did happen he would become a saint and they would be able to trust him on the road? Come on ladies, you knew what you were getting into, you were all a rich kids toy, own it and enjoy your 15 minutes, which hopefully ends quickly. As for Tiger, everyone cuts their own deal. Next time maybe you should ask Derek Jeter for advice on how to be a famous athlete, bang hot women and still stay out of scandals. It's called stay single and be honest. Last edited by BYU 14 : 12-15-2009 at 12:04 PM.

12-16-2009, 01:26 PM	#626
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I think Tiger could fix things up by going on SNL and doing a funny "Secret Lovers" video with all 27 of his lovers. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-17-2009, 08:52 AM	#627
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	I just read a report that Elin will be filing for a divorce. Report: Wife to seek divorce from Tiger Woods - ESPN I think it's for the best. Clearly he wasn't happy with his marriage and I don't think she'll ever be happy with it again either. She can go back to Sweden and raise her children and Tiger can go on playing golf and banging VIP hostesses and what not. It's a win-win. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

12-17-2009, 09:50 AM	#628
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Like I said before I don't think he should have ever gotten married. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-14-2009, 04:58 PM	#601
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	I wonder what it takes in Phil Knight's world for something to go beyond "indiscretions." hxxp://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4740543.

12-15-2009, 12:14 AM	#603
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216 When it rains, it pours.. Obviously doesn't mean a whole lot, but the link is still there.

12-15-2009, 05:22 AM	#608
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I don't give a shit about Tiger or this latest celeb scandal. I just want to know when I can wear my TW hat again without feeling like I'm gonna get a beat down by every lady I see. I paid good money for that cap!

12-15-2009, 07:08 AM	#610
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	I'm looking forward to the Hot Coffee mini-game in the next Tiger Woods game.

12-16-2009, 08:13 AM	#624
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Tabloids overnight reported moving trucks at the Orlando residence. How many trucks do you need to haul away hundreds of millions of dollars in prenuptual agreement payoffs?

12-17-2009, 10:24 AM	#629
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	Guess Tiger will be back on the tour soon since he doesn't have a marriage to try and salvage anymore.

12-17-2009, 10:41 AM	#630
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	I hope he comes back soon. It'll draw huge ratings just to see the three-ring circus each time he hits the course. I can't wait for the first time he says something to a person in the crowd about their behavior. Last edited by Mizzou B-ball fan : 12-17-2009 at 10:42 AM.

12-17-2009, 10:53 AM	#631
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	I hope he hits on the ladies in the crowd. __________________

12-17-2009, 11:00 AM	#633
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Unfortunate, but...pretty boneheaded stuff on his part. I hope he didn't renegotiate the prenup, at least. A costly mistake, but...life has those for all of us in one way or another.

12-17-2009, 11:10 AM	#634
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	The relationship was obviously over, so better to get it all done in one swoop. Anyways, all the talk like she was some saint or something is annoying. The only reason she was with Tiger was because he was a world famous golfer. To me, she's really not that different than any of the other whores that Tiger banged on the side. She was just able to leverage her booty into a significant financial arrangement for herself.

12-17-2009, 11:52 AM	#640
AENeuman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SF	First week of April is going to be ridiculous. First the McGwire circus, and then Tiger at the Masters. To make it a perfect FUBAR I think they should reinstate Tim Donaghy for the NBA playoffs

12-17-2009, 01:33 PM	#644
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	What about if you marry somebody who is not currently rich, but who is likely to get a nice inheritance at some point in the future that may be decades away? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-17-2009, 01:46 PM	#645
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	What if you're not rich, but purchase several million dollars of life insurance?

12-17-2009, 01:47 PM	#646
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Oh, maybe that's what Kodos was going for. Ah well.

03-16-2010, 01:33 PM	#648
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Saying Tiger was going to be back for the Masters was like saying Schmidty was going to choke in the JBL playoffs or Swaggs would never win a RWBL title...not much of a stretch.

03-16-2010, 01:41 PM	#649
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Yeah, it's not like you predicted he would come back for the World Putt-Putt championships or something.

03-16-2010, 01:45 PM	#650
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I think it is my first ever correct sports prediction. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

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