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DataKing · 12-01-2011, 12:54 PM

Lindsay Marie is hot, but her nipples are kinda wonky...

...

Dammit...I posted that out loud, didn't I? Crap...

JediKooter · 12-01-2011, 12:54 PM

Kinky

MacroGuru · 12-01-2011, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

start at fluffer and maybe i will promote you after a year or two

So wait...Spleen is going to fluff while RendeR is a donut? So confused...

JediKooter · 12-01-2011, 12:56 PM

Someone has to make the donut holes...

spleen1015 · 12-01-2011, 01:04 PM

Fuck that.

I'm the camera man, the guy who asks all of the dumb questions, plays with the boobs, etc before the real man comes out.

MacroGuru · 12-01-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Fuck that.

I'm the camera man, the guy who asks all of the dumb questions, plays with the boobs, etc before the real man comes out.

Is this the scene you will be filming?

JediKooter · 12-01-2011, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015

...etc before the real man comes out.

Don't sell yourself short.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 01:09 PM

It sounds like spleen1015 is trying to fulfill a dream he's had for a long time.

JediKooter · 12-01-2011, 01:13 PM

Who is that masked man?

JonInMiddleGA · 12-01-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Who is that masked man?

Well it ain't Uvaldi Slim

JediKooter · 12-01-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Well it ain't Uvaldi Slim

Agreed. The guy in the picture looks way too short.

Grover · 12-01-2011, 07:08 PM

Texts From Bennett

This is something.

Rizon · 12-01-2011, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Is this the scene you will be filming?

WHAT IN THE SHIT

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 07:30 PM

hell yes

sterlingice · 12-02-2011, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Anytime I hear about the USPS being broke and not getting enough support, I'll remember how shitty my service is here in Chicago and how no one in my neighborhood will get anything of importance sent by them any longer. They've now lost 3 important letters and claimed to have delivered a package that wasn't in the last 2 months.

See- I never understood the USPS hate for the longest time. In Houston, we had good service and in Kansas it was great. In Indy, it's been really good. However, in Richmond, it was godawful- I had 13 separate incidents there in under two years when I had maybe a couple of issues the entire 11 years I lived in Lawrence.

SI

panerd · 12-02-2011, 09:50 AM

Why is the nine on the nine ball underlined? Is there anyone with even a passing knowledge of billiards that needs this extra information on the striped yellow ball?

B & B · 12-02-2011, 04:55 PM

I made a batch of homemade chicken noodle soup today for the first time and its really, really tasty. So Ive had three bowls over the last few hours with some unexpected side effects.

Certain blood vessels are starting to twitch and pulsate at a noticable level. Somewhere between the various seasonings along with the chicken stock I do believe that my BP is nearing rocket fuel capacities.

DaddyTorgo · 12-02-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFiRevival

Pretty sure it predates the solid/stripe distinctions for pool balls.

Is there such a time?

JediKooter · 12-02-2011, 05:34 PM

Why are people putting stripes on their balls?

Izulde · 12-02-2011, 07:00 PM

Happy 30th birthday, Britbrit! *cranks up the Spears music*

sabotai · 12-02-2011, 07:41 PM

This year was the first year that I drank drinks with pumpkin spice in them. Not that I avoided them, I just never noticed them before. Here's what I learned: I LOVE pumpkin spice!

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-02-2011, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Who is that masked man?

Food Processor repair man.

RainMaker · 12-02-2011, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

See- I never understood the USPS hate for the longest time. In Houston, we had good service and in Kansas it was great. In Indy, it's been really good. However, in Richmond, it was godawful- I had 13 separate incidents there in under two years when I had maybe a couple of issues the entire 11 years I lived in Lawrence.

I never understood it too till I had a business that shipped a lot of parcel. USPS is by far the company that loses the most stuff and has the worst tracking. They are often cheaper to ship via, but it doesn't pay off when packages are consistently lost and customers are pissed off.

If I was shipping some cookies over the holidays, I'd do it via USPS, but I would never send anything of importance through them. It just bothers me when they blame people not mailing stuff as an excuse for financial losses when the parcel industry has grown a ton and they lose out in that because their service is horrible.

Grover · 12-03-2011, 01:45 AM

I hate insomnia.

sabotai · 12-03-2011, 12:48 PM

What a pain in the balls process it is to update all of my accounts with new credit card information. Amazon.com, Audible.com, PayPal, Netflix, IStealYourCreditCard.com....

DaddyTorgo · 12-03-2011, 05:54 PM

Ugh - should have stayed in my apartment as a hermit this morning. Tapped bumpers with a woman at the mall (literally no damage to her SUV, just a small white paint smudge, and no damage to my car except a smudge) but she was all "OMG...this car is only 6 months old...I'm going to take it my dealer and see how much it is to fix it."

*Sighs* Knowing car dealerships that's somewhere between $500-$1000 that I'll be out. FML.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-03-2011, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

I never understood it too till I had a business that shipped a lot of parcel. USPS is by far the company that loses the most stuff and has the worst tracking. They are often cheaper to ship via, but it doesn't pay off when packages are consistently lost and customers are pissed off.

I think I've told this story before but ... I had just the opposite experience with a large batch of parcels (hundreds, pushing toward a thousand). Of those, postal failed to deliver on time twice, one of those was when the recipient actually provided the wrong zip code.

UPS on the other hand has to be one of the two most inept outfits I've ever dealt with in terms of their admin, the worst billing department I've ever run across. And the further up their food chain you go, the dumber the employees seem to become (which, at business quantities of shipping, matters pretty quickly).

sabotai · 12-03-2011, 08:35 PM

So, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is on SyFy, so I figured I would give it a watch.

.......wow......

Grover · 12-03-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

So, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is on SyFy, so I figured I would give it a watch.

.......wow......

It's pretty terrible, eh?

sabotai · 12-03-2011, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

It's pretty terrible, eh?

It's like the guys from MST3K got together and created a movie so terrible that no one would ever need to have a guy and 2 robots make fun of it. It's a movie that mocks and makes fun of itself with how fucking ridiculous it is.

It's not "Temple of Doom" terrible. That was just a shitty movie. This.....is a whole different dimension of terrible.

Grover · 12-04-2011, 12:16 AM

Han shot first.

molson · 12-04-2011, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Han shot first.

And I don't respect him any less for that at all.

larrymcg421 · 12-04-2011, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

And I don't respect him any less for that at all.

I respect him less in the alternate version. So he's just lucky that Jabba hired an apparently blind bounty hunter to chase him? What a hero!

molson · 12-04-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

I respect him less in the alternate version. So he's just lucky that Jabba hired an apparently blind bounty hunter to chase him? What a hero!

Seriously, dude was like 2 feet away.

I hate George Lucas.

Grover · 12-04-2011, 01:01 AM

The "special editions" are a waste of my time. I only have them because they're all that was available on DVD. But I'm currently watching the VHS version that came out in the mid-90s. So much joy.

As far as the "SE" goes... Jabba put on quite a bit of weight from eps IV-VI.

terpkristin · 12-04-2011, 05:10 PM

I'm doing some work from home today owing to getting slammed with other tasks this past week and not being able to review a document that absolutely needs reviewing ASAP.

I've changed my location where I'm working 5 times now, and Oz insists on following me and sitting on the stuff I have to review. Guess he's trying to say something about the long hours I've already put in...

/tk

Pumpy Tudors · 12-04-2011, 10:03 PM

why would i want to eat a hamburger named after george w bush

Grover · 12-04-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

why would i want to eat a hamburger named after george w bush

Watch out for the layer of salty, crunchy pretzel.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-04-2011, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

Watch out for the layer of salty, crunchy pretzel.

i dont even know what this means but i laughed my butt off

Grover · 12-04-2011, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i dont even know what this means but i laughed my butt off

He choked on one years ago!

Pumpy Tudors · 12-04-2011, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

He choked on one years ago!

oh

JediKooter · 12-05-2011, 10:53 AM

I think I heard the 254th version of Jingle Bells this weekend. It's like the happy birthday song, no matter who sings it, it sounds the same. So please, stop having different people sing it. Thank you.

MacroGuru · 12-05-2011, 01:25 PM

I hate engineers that are negative about finishing projects on time all the time This one I am working with an a new major account is beginning to piss me off. I want to smack him and say....this account will pay for your salary for the next 2 years, nut up and work on it....

sabotai · 12-05-2011, 03:39 PM

My ideal lifestyle: Not having a permanent address......but my desire to always be on the move is probably a result of having been stuck in New Jersey my whole life.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-05-2011, 04:33 PM

so does anyone else ever look at college gymnastics or pics of macroguru just praying for a wardrobe malfunction so you can see that big ass in all its glory or what

Chief Rum · 12-05-2011, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

so does anyone else ever look at college gymnastics or pics of macroguru just praying for a wardrobe malfunction so you can see that big ass in all its glory or what

You read my diary!

Pumpy Tudors · 12-05-2011, 04:47 PM

hell yes

Draft Dodger · 12-05-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

so does anyone else ever look at college gymnastics or pics of macroguru just praying for a wardrobe malfunction so you can see that big ass in all its glory or what

/checks Alicia Sacramone's date of birth
/does quick math
/other stuff
/answers yes

JediKooter · 12-05-2011, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

so does anyone else ever look at college gymnastics or pics of macroguru just praying for a wardrobe malfunction so you can see that big ass in all its glory or what

I don't know why, but, this post of yours made me think of this...

12-01-2011, 12:54 PM	#6251
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B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	I made a batch of homemade chicken noodle soup today for the first time and its really, really tasty. So Ive had three bowls over the last few hours with some unexpected side effects. Certain blood vessels are starting to twitch and pulsate at a noticable level. Somewhere between the various seasonings along with the chicken stock I do believe that my BP is nearing rocket fuel capacities. __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

12-02-2011, 05:34 PM	#6270
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12-02-2011, 07:41 PM	#6272
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12-03-2011, 05:54 PM	#6277
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Ugh - should have stayed in my apartment as a hermit this morning. Tapped bumpers with a woman at the mall (literally no damage to her SUV, just a small white paint smudge, and no damage to my car except a smudge) but she was all "OMG...this car is only 6 months old...I'm going to take it my dealer and see how much it is to fix it." Sighs Knowing car dealerships that's somewhere between $500-$1000 that I'll be out. FML.

12-03-2011, 08:35 PM	#6279
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	So, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is on SyFy, so I figured I would give it a watch. .......wow......

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Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	The "special editions" are a waste of my time. I only have them because they're all that was available on DVD. But I'm currently watching the VHS version that came out in the mid-90s. So much joy. As far as the "SE" goes... Jabba put on quite a bit of weight from eps IV-VI. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

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