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Rizon · 11-22-2011, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I sometimes wonder if I'll snap out of a coma or amnesia just like Bobby Ewing.

JediKooter · 11-22-2011, 02:42 PM

HAHA!!

Pumpy Tudors · 11-22-2011, 02:58 PM

I think people at my work are reading FOFC. I've posted here about how I have trouble talking to blondes, and now it seems like every blonde in the building is coming to talk to me just to see how I react.

They do realize that if I practice enough, I'll get better, right? And they also realize that once I get better, they'll be touching themselves and quivering passionately in the corner every time I pass by, just like the brunettes and redheads, right? Even the bald chick gets a little too happy whenever she sees me.

This really isn't going to end well for anybody.

DataKing · 11-22-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think people at my work are reading FOFC. I've posted here about how I have trouble talking to blondes, and now it seems like every blonde in the building is coming to talk to me just to see how I react.

They do realize that if I practice enough, I'll get better, right? And they also realize that once I get better, they'll be touching themselves and quivering passionately in the corner every time I pass by, just like the brunettes and redheads, right? Even the bald chick gets a little too happy whenever she sees me.

This really isn't going to end well for anybody.

They aren't reading FOFC. We sent out a memo.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-22-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

They aren't reading FOFC. We sent out a memo.

:shakes fist:

JediKooter · 11-22-2011, 03:15 PM

A guy I work with just dropped off a plate of Bagel Bites at my desk. He didn't ask for anything in return. I have a feeling, that 20 years from now, he'll come out of nowhere asking for a favor...

Screw it. I'm eating them anyway.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-22-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

A guy I work with just dropped off a plate of Bagel Bites at my desk. He didn't ask for anything in return. I have a feeling, that 20 years from now, he'll come out of nowhere asking for a favor...

Screw it. I'm eating them anyway.

I had a guy do that to me at work one time. I don't want to spoil the surprise for you, but I hope you like the taste of pineapple.

JediKooter · 11-22-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I had a guy do that to me at work one time. I don't want to spoil the surprise for you, but I hope you like the taste of pineapple.

If there's spiced rum involved...I'm all in, like I was at the WSOP.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-22-2011, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

If there's spiced rum involved...I'm all in, like I was at the WSOP.

Well, it does involve someone nicknamed "Spiced Rum" if that helps...

JediKooter · 11-22-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Well, it does involve someone nicknamed "Spiced Rum" if that helps...

Well, if that someone is built like a 24 year old Molly Ringwald...I'm still listening.

Matthean · 11-22-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by HiFiRevival

Nobody knows, they just set this up out of nowhere. After the surprise Supertones reunion last year, I guess anything is possible.

Likely reunion tour. The members are scattered and have moved on with their lives too much to fully get back together.

Chief Rum · 11-22-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Well, it does involve someone nicknamed "Spiced Rum" if that helps...

How did my cousin get involved in this?

MacroGuru · 11-22-2011, 10:24 PM

I don't know if I am crazy or what....Heading to Maine to see my sister and her new place of work and home, spending Thanksgiving with her since our other passed away.

But me, my 3 kids, my girlfriend and a 9 hour drive....I will let you know if I need a shot or three when I get to the hotel tomorrow night.

Grover · 11-22-2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I don't know if I am crazy or what....Heading to Maine

Yeah, you're crazy.

MacroGuru · 11-22-2011, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Yeah, you're crazy.

Actually, I know I am crazy but this is a must for me...My sister moved there last month. And Maine is the only state I haven't been to. So I get to put the final pin on the map for all 50 states.

BYU 14 · 11-22-2011, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Actually, I know I am crazy but this is a must for me...My sister moved there last month. And Maine is the only state I haven't been to. So I get to put the final pin on the map for all 50 states.

That's worth a shot or two right there

Izulde · 11-22-2011, 11:37 PM

Bought a 5 quart Crock Pot slow cooker that was on clearance for $19 at Big Lots tonight. Going to try Sunshine Chicken tomorrow. This is a pretty monumental event, as I have no cooking ability whatsoever and this is a step towards my eating healthier.

Izulde · 11-23-2011, 09:46 AM

Sunshine Chicken is in the crockpot. Let's see if I did it right, come 8 hours.

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I don't know if I am crazy or what....Heading to Maine to see my sister and her new place of work and home, spending Thanksgiving with her since our other passed away.

But me, my 3 kids, my girlfriend and a 9 hour drive....I will let you know if I need a shot or three when I get to the hotel tomorrow night.

The good news is, you'll fit right in with the rest of the people in Maine.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-23-2011, 11:35 AM

SKIVE HARD, PLAY HARD

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 12:52 PM

Could bras also be called 'booby traps'?

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 05:49 PM

Is anyone on the west coast still at work?

Chief Rum · 11-23-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is anyone on the west coast still at work?

For five more minutes, yeah. At least my day job. Weekend starts then.

Unfortunately, my night job (which I work tonight) is a service indutry job, and I will be working three shifts this weekend, including Thanksgiving.

But, hey, I get to sleep in.

Chief Rum · 11-23-2011, 05:58 PM

Even though you can't find them anywhere anymore, I still find that when I encounter Krispy Kreme doughnuts, such as on the day before Thanksgiving when everyone and their mother shows up at the office with food, I consume said doughnuts like crack.

terpkristin · 11-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Every time I see on ESPN that some pro athlete has had surgery on a joint/body part that I've had surgery on or have injured, I read the article to see if the athlete has visited my surgeon.

My ankle surgeon and my hand surgeon are mentioned quite often...

/tk

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

For five more minutes, yeah. At least my day job. Weekend starts then.

Unfortunately, my night job (which I work tonight) is a service indutry job, and I will be working three shifts this weekend, including Thanksgiving.

But, hey, I get to sleep in.

Nice! Still have an hour and a half to go and don't have to be back until Monday morning.

Hopefully you will get time off for Christmas or New Years. However, sleep is always a good thing though.

Grover · 11-23-2011, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

The good news is, you'll fit right in with the rest of the people in Maine.

Drinking is our coping mechanism up here.

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Drinking is our coping mechanism up here.

I've heard of Saco, just don't remember exactly where it is. All I remember of Maine (I was up in the Limestone area), is that if it isn't snowing, it's raining. And I did a lot of drinking.

Grover · 11-23-2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I've heard of Saco, just don't remember exactly where it is. All I remember of Maine (I was up in the Limestone area), is that if it isn't snowing, it's raining. And I did a lot of drinking.

South of Portland.

We're known as "Sunny Saco, Maine." It's a lie.

JediKooter · 11-23-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

South of Portland.

We're known as "Sunny Saco, Maine." It's a lie.

Ahhh ok! Thank you.

Haha! Or maybe wishful thinking?

MacroGuru · 11-23-2011, 09:00 PM

We made it to Maine...9 hour drive turned into 10 because my 6 year decided to have the bladder control of a 90 yr old man and we hit several plaza's in MA.

Kids were great for most of the ride so it wasn't bad. Our rental has Sat radio so I was listening to Blue Collar Comedy most of the ride

Sent from my HD7 using Board Express

molson · 11-23-2011, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

We made it to Maine...9 hour drive turned into 10 because my 6 year decided to have the bladder control of a 90 yr old man and we hit several plaza's in MA.

Kids were great for most of the ride so it wasn't bad. Our rental has Sat radio so I was listening to Blue Collar Comedy most of the ride

Sent from my HD7 using Board Express

Damn, a Buffalo-to-Maine Thanksgiving road trip with kids? I hope you don't have to do that annually.

MacroGuru · 11-24-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Damn, a Buffalo-to-Maine Thanksgiving road trip with kids? I hope you don't have to do that annually.

No, my sister has to work tomorrow so she wasn't able to head to Vegas or Memphis for Thanksgiving, so I figured I would bring the kids and the girlfriend to Maine and see her and make it a good holiday.

It has been great so far, the Residence Inn we are staying in has a pool and the kids are happy because we can go swimming every evening.

sabotai · 11-28-2011, 01:49 PM

Someone tried to use my credit card in Australia today and got the expiration date wrong (first time someone's tried to use my CC number). So now my credit card is canceled and I'm getting a new one in 5-7 days. So yeah......that was my totally awesome event for the day.

MacroGuru · 11-28-2011, 01:59 PM

So, I haven't been in accident since 1995. In the past 5 years at my last job I drove all over the US racking up thousands and thousands of miles in rentals and tons of hours of drive time.

In fact, I drove to Maine and back this past week. This morning, I get into a small accident on my way to work. Some jack ass decided he wanted to turn right from the left hand lane.

Car is scraped on the bumper. No injures at all. I was more pissed at him for being a jack ass.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-28-2011, 11:27 PM

Say what you will about Facebook (Lord knows I have) but the number of people that I genuinely value that it has helped return to my life is astonishing.

RainMaker · 11-29-2011, 01:35 AM

Anytime I hear about the USPS being broke and not getting enough support, I'll remember how shitty my service is here in Chicago and how no one in my neighborhood will get anything of importance sent by them any longer. They've now lost 3 important letters and claimed to have delivered a package that wasn't in the last 2 months.

Rizon · 11-29-2011, 01:52 PM

The State of California sent me a letter apologizing for the delay in sending me another letter I requested.

Seriously.

Suburban Rhythm · 11-29-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Anytime I hear about the USPS being broke and not getting enough support, I'll remember how shitty my service is here in Chicago and how no one in my neighborhood will get anything of importance sent by them any longer. They've now lost 3 important letters and claimed to have delivered a package that wasn't in the last 2 months.

I've never understood USPS commercials.

I understand UPS, FedEx, etc exist. But, for regular mailing, what is the other option? I've never sat around thinking "How will I ever get this Christmas card to Uncle Joe?", and then see a USPS commercial and wonder why I didn't think of the post office earlier.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-29-2011, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I've never understood USPS commercials.

It's largely suggestive sale I think. The question, increasingly for a number of years now, is not where you're going to mail X but if you're going to mail X.

There's other stuff in there of course, including hyping deadlines & early shipping in order to avoid losing the sales opportunity for people who think "it's already too late" or "we'll just give it to them when we see them in February" but I think a lot of what isn't "we also do 1/2/3 day delivery" is mostly trying to prompt you to send something at all rather than to influence whether you send it through the postal service.

JediKooter · 11-29-2011, 02:34 PM

I'm all for the demise of the USPS if it will finally stop all the junk mail. I have a conspiracy theory that the USPS and the junk mail people are in collusion with each other to keep them both afloat.

CrimsonFox · 11-29-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I've never understood USPS commercials.

I understand UPS, FedEx, etc exist. But, for regular mailing, what is the other option? I've never sat around thinking "How will I ever get this Christmas card to Uncle Joe?", and then see a USPS commercial and wonder why I didn't think of the post office earlier.

nice

Incidently I think the prices for Parcel Post are a complete scam.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-29-2011, 04:58 PM

stolen from a friend's FB wall

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Ikea is Scandanavian for divorce

(he's apparently trying to assemble a piece of furniture)

spleen1015 · 11-30-2011, 08:15 PM

So, Daniel Day Lewis is going to play Lincoln and he has been using his Lincoln voice since March. Pretty hardcore, eh?

terpkristin · 11-30-2011, 09:43 PM

The left side of my face seems to have broken out in some sort of rash. But not the right side. Wonder what I touched.

/tk

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 12:43 PM

I don't know if this is a new trend, but I'm seeing a number of women on Facebook using only their first and middle names on their profile, like "Lindsay Marie" for example. Whenever I see that, I think they're trying to become internet porn models or something. Maybe I'll start doing that shit since I actually am trying to become an internet porn model.

spleen1015 · 12-01-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I don't know if this is a new trend, but I'm seeing a number of women on Facebook using only their first and middle names on their profile, like "Lindsay Marie" for example. Whenever I see that, I think they're trying to become internet porn models or something. Maybe I'll start doing that shit since I actually am trying to become an internet porn model.

Can I be your camera man?

RendeR · 12-01-2011, 12:51 PM

I'll get donuts.....

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Can I be your camera man?

start at fluffer and maybe i will promote you after a year or two

11-22-2011, 02:42 PM	#6202
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	HAHA!! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-22-2011, 02:58 PM	#6203
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think people at my work are reading FOFC. I've posted here about how I have trouble talking to blondes, and now it seems like every blonde in the building is coming to talk to me just to see how I react. They do realize that if I practice enough, I'll get better, right? And they also realize that once I get better, they'll be touching themselves and quivering passionately in the corner every time I pass by, just like the brunettes and redheads, right? Even the bald chick gets a little too happy whenever she sees me. This really isn't going to end well for anybody. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-22-2011, 03:15 PM	#6207
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	A guy I work with just dropped off a plate of Bagel Bites at my desk. He didn't ask for anything in return. I have a feeling, that 20 years from now, he'll come out of nowhere asking for a favor... Screw it. I'm eating them anyway. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-22-2011, 10:24 PM	#6214
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I don't know if I am crazy or what....Heading to Maine to see my sister and her new place of work and home, spending Thanksgiving with her since our other passed away. But me, my 3 kids, my girlfriend and a 9 hour drive....I will let you know if I need a shot or three when I get to the hotel tomorrow night. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

11-22-2011, 11:37 PM	#6218
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Bought a 5 quart Crock Pot slow cooker that was on clearance for $19 at Big Lots tonight. Going to try Sunshine Chicken tomorrow. This is a pretty monumental event, as I have no cooking ability whatsoever and this is a step towards my eating healthier. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

11-23-2011, 09:46 AM	#6219
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Sunshine Chicken is in the crockpot. Let's see if I did it right, come 8 hours. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

11-23-2011, 11:35 AM	#6221
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	SKIVE HARD, PLAY HARD __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-23-2011, 12:52 PM	#6222
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Could bras also be called 'booby traps'? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-23-2011, 05:49 PM	#6223
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is anyone on the west coast still at work? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-23-2011, 05:58 PM	#6225
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Even though you can't find them anywhere anymore, I still find that when I encounter Krispy Kreme doughnuts, such as on the day before Thanksgiving when everyone and their mother shows up at the office with food, I consume said doughnuts like crack. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

11-23-2011, 06:01 PM	#6226
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Every time I see on ESPN that some pro athlete has had surgery on a joint/body part that I've had surgery on or have injured, I read the article to see if the athlete has visited my surgeon. My ankle surgeon and my hand surgeon are mentioned quite often... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

11-23-2011, 09:00 PM	#6232
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	We made it to Maine...9 hour drive turned into 10 because my 6 year decided to have the bladder control of a 90 yr old man and we hit several plaza's in MA. Kids were great for most of the ride so it wasn't bad. Our rental has Sat radio so I was listening to Blue Collar Comedy most of the ride Sent from my HD7 using Board Express __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

11-28-2011, 01:49 PM	#6235
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Someone tried to use my credit card in Australia today and got the expiration date wrong (first time someone's tried to use my CC number). So now my credit card is canceled and I'm getting a new one in 5-7 days. So yeah......that was my totally awesome event for the day.

11-28-2011, 01:59 PM	#6236
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	So, I haven't been in accident since 1995. In the past 5 years at my last job I drove all over the US racking up thousands and thousands of miles in rentals and tons of hours of drive time. In fact, I drove to Maine and back this past week. This morning, I get into a small accident on my way to work. Some jack ass decided he wanted to turn right from the left hand lane. Car is scraped on the bumper. No injures at all. I was more pissed at him for being a jack ass. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

11-28-2011, 11:27 PM	#6237
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Say what you will about Facebook (Lord knows I have) but the number of people that I genuinely value that it has helped return to my life is astonishing. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-29-2011, 01:35 AM	#6238
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Anytime I hear about the USPS being broke and not getting enough support, I'll remember how shitty my service is here in Chicago and how no one in my neighborhood will get anything of importance sent by them any longer. They've now lost 3 important letters and claimed to have delivered a package that wasn't in the last 2 months.

11-29-2011, 02:34 PM	#6242
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm all for the demise of the USPS if it will finally stop all the junk mail. I have a conspiracy theory that the USPS and the junk mail people are in collusion with each other to keep them both afloat. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

11-30-2011, 08:15 PM	#6245
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	So, Daniel Day Lewis is going to play Lincoln and he has been using his Lincoln voice since March. Pretty hardcore, eh?

11-30-2011, 09:43 PM	#6246
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	The left side of my face seems to have broken out in some sort of rash. But not the right side. Wonder what I touched. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

12-01-2011, 12:43 PM	#6247
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I don't know if this is a new trend, but I'm seeing a number of women on Facebook using only their first and middle names on their profile, like "Lindsay Marie" for example. Whenever I see that, I think they're trying to become internet porn models or something. Maybe I'll start doing that shit since I actually am trying to become an internet porn model. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-01-2011, 12:51 PM	#6249
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'll get donuts..... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

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