Survivor FOFC: Solecismic Thread - Page 12

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:49 PM

A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:50 PM

Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:51 PM

You met me at a very strange point in my life.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heybrad
Are you still at work Galt?

Yes - and I still have work to do.

Buzzbee · 08-22-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VPI97
Our lead grows beyond the 100 post mark

If you haven't noticed, Shorty and the gang are attempting a dual strategy that revolves around deleting posts.

The first aspect, as you are well aware is to get you to post before and after them. Then they will delete their post, leaving you with a dola, and thus resulting in you losing.

The other aspect is to post innocently in this thread. As your lead grows, so will your confidence. Eventually you will quit posting because you have a secure lead. THEN, they will DELETE all their posts in this thread, reducing the total post count to below what they have, resulting in you losing.

Just wanted to point it out, because it is a painfully obvious strategy. Why ELSE would THEY be posting in THIS thread?

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 04:52 PM

Dude... its Friday. Go home.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:52 PM

I think the word shorty in its latin roots actually means painfully obvious.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:52 PM

Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:53 PM

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:53 PM

Tell him. Tell him, "The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions".

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:53 PM

"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club."

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:54 PM

I flipped through catalogs and wondered: "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:54 PM

Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:54 PM

We have just lost cabin pressure.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:54 PM

With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:55 PM

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of materiel possessions.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:55 PM

Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets their hearing aid go and have to watch game-shows at full volume. Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. I suppose these things happen.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:56 PM

Now, for a little more obscure movie quotes:

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:57 PM

I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:57 PM

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:57 PM

Galt, go to the other thread and check out the current quote I used: awesome movie

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:58 PM

I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

Kodos · 08-22-2003, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

This is a great scene.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:00 PM

I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kodos
This is a great scene.

Now, the aliens have landed in this thread as well.

Are you a member of a tribe?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:02 PM

And now for one more movie:

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:02 PM

No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:03 PM

I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:04 PM

Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:04 PM

Donnie, You got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.

Buzzbee · 08-22-2003, 05:04 PM

In case anyone missed it due to the Galtalanche.

Quote:

Originally posted by VPI97
Our lead grows beyond the 100 post mark

If you haven't noticed, Shorty and the gang are attempting a dual strategy that revolves around deleting posts.

The first aspect, as you are well aware is to get you to post before and after them. Then they will delete their post, leaving you with a dola, and thus resulting in you losing.

The other aspect is to post innocently in this thread. As your lead grows, so will your confidence. Eventually you will quit posting because you have a secure lead. THEN, they will DELETE all their posts in this thread, reducing the total post count to below what they have, resulting in you losing.

Just wanted to point it out, because it is a painfully obvious strategy. Why ELSE would THEY be posting in THIS thread?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:04 PM

Have you ever been struck by lightning? It hurts.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
In case anyone missed it due to the Galtalanche.

I always wanted to have a natural disaster named after me.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:07 PM

Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:08 PM

Ok, Solecismics - I can't do it alone - I'm not even your tribe - if someone doesn't show up soon, I'm done.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:09 PM

I've got some movie quotes.. fairly obvious though, but I'll post them anyway.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:09 PM

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:10 PM

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:10 PM

We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:10 PM

I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:11 PM

Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:11 PM

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are! We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary!

Buzzbee · 08-22-2003, 05:11 PM

Go that way very, very fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:11 PM

You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:12 PM

Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:12 PM

Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack, but now I'm off and trying to stay clean.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

Because I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy over there Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

08-22-2003, 04:49 PM	#551
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:50 PM	#552
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#553
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	You met me at a very strange point in my life. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:52 PM	#557
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I think the word shorty in its latin roots actually means painfully obvious. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:53 PM	#559
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:52 PM	#556
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Dude... its Friday. Go home.

08-22-2003, 04:52 PM	#558
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

08-22-2003, 04:53 PM	#560
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Tell him. Tell him, "The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions". __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:53 PM	#561
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	"The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club." __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:54 PM	#562
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I flipped through catalogs and wondered: "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:54 PM	#563
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO! __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:54 PM	#564
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	We have just lost cabin pressure. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:54 PM	#565
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:55 PM	#566
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of materiel possessions. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:55 PM	#567
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets their hearing aid go and have to watch game-shows at full volume. Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. I suppose these things happen. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:56 PM	#568
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Now, for a little more obscure movie quotes: __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:57 PM	#569
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:57 PM	#570
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:57 PM	#571
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Galt, go to the other thread and check out the current quote I used: awesome movie

08-22-2003, 04:58 PM	#572
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:00 PM	#574
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#576
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	And now for one more movie: __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#577
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:03 PM	#578
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:04 PM	#579
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:04 PM	#580
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Donnie, You got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:04 PM	#582
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Have you ever been struck by lightning? It hurts. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:07 PM	#584
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:08 PM	#585
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Ok, Solecismics - I can't do it alone - I'm not even your tribe - if someone doesn't show up soon, I'm done. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#586
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I've got some movie quotes.. fairly obvious though, but I'll post them anyway.

08-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#587
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!

08-22-2003, 05:10 PM	#588
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh!

08-22-2003, 05:10 PM	#589
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

08-22-2003, 05:10 PM	#590
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

08-22-2003, 05:11 PM	#591
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.