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Old 06-28-2012, 05:54 PM   #551
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Please stop bumping this thread. We have more important stuff to discuss on the front page.

Like hot dogs.
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Old 06-28-2012, 05:58 PM   #552
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Please stop bumping this thread. We have more important stuff to discuss on the front page.

Like hot dogs.

Hmmm.

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Old 06-28-2012, 06:01 PM   #553
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I am outraged that this thread keeps getting bumped. Thus I will post in this thread to explain that outrage and make sure it gets bumped again.

Also, my ugly ass bitch comment earlier is what we call hyperbole. She's really not that attractive, though. You can't just attach two large tits to an ironing board and call it a hot woman. Her tits are wasted on her.
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:07 PM   #554
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:15 PM   #555
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I am outraged that this thread keeps getting bumped. Thus I will post in this thread to explain that outrage and make sure it gets bumped again.

Also, my ugly ass bitch comment earlier is what we call hyperbole. She's really not that attractive, though. You can't just attach two large tits to an ironing board and call it a hot woman. Her tits are wasted on her.

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Old 06-28-2012, 06:18 PM   #556
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I am outraged that this thread keeps getting bumped. Thus I will post in this thread to explain that outrage and make sure it gets bumped again.

Also, my ugly ass bitch comment earlier is what we call hyperbole. She's really not that attractive, though. You can't just attach two large tits to an ironing board and call it a hot woman. Her tits are wasted on her.

I dunno, there are some pretty damn hot ironing boards out there. And some of those with fairly inadequate boobies.
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:08 PM   #557
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:42 PM   #558
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:55 PM   #559
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:54 AM   #560
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Forgive me mother, but I have sinned. Like 4 or 5 times this evening. I'm sinning right now as a matter of fact. Hold on.

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Old 06-29-2012, 12:56 AM   #561
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I can't for the life of me fathom a male of non homosexual persuasion looking at that picture and not getting a little watery in the mouth.

I'm officially done commenting on Kate Upton. My heart is stressed out.
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:16 AM   #562
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I can't for the life of me fathom a male of non homosexual persuasion looking at that picture and not getting a little watery in the mouth.

I'm officially done commenting on Kate Upton. My heart is stressed out.

Get off my lawn.
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:37 AM   #563
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:43 AM   #564
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:45 AM   #565
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:31 PM   #566
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:31 PM   #567
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Old 07-07-2012, 03:49 PM   #568
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Old 07-07-2012, 03:51 PM   #569
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This article sums up my feelings on Kate Upton quite succinctly.
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Its a pro anorexia blog....literally. it has a starving tip of the day.

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Old 07-07-2012, 03:56 PM   #571
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almost 1/3 voted not... the internet is a strange place
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:00 PM   #572
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Its a pro anorexia blog....literally. it has a starving tip of the day.

Well, I'm certainly not pro-skinny, but there's something about her body/overall presentation that doesn't do it for me.

And I'd certainly date someone who looks like they've "eaten too much" over someone whose got ribs I could use as a xylophone.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:06 PM   #573
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Usually when I'm on the Internet I can tell the wrong or insane apart from the trolls but it's difficult in this thread.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:15 PM   #574
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Well, I'm certainly not pro-skinny, but there's something about her body/overall presentation that doesn't do it for me.

And I'd certainly date someone who looks like they've "eaten too much" over someone whose got ribs I could use as a xylophone.

She does have what seems to be a high and not necessarily well-defined waist, which may even appear to be more pronounced when she wears such insanely low, skimpy bottoms.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:21 PM   #575
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almost 1/3 voted not... the internet is a strange place

Also see Jessica Simpson. While there, note the likelyhood of Kate adding weight on as she ages.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:25 PM   #576
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i don't get peeved about these things. the less men that are attracted to the type of women i enjoy the better.
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:33 PM   #577
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This article sums up my feelings on Kate Upton quite succinctly.

In some of those pictures, I see Anna Nicole Smith.
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:46 PM   #578
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Its a pro anorexia blog....literally. it has a starving tip of the day.

Holy shit. Who knew there could be 110 pro anorexia tips?
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:02 AM   #579
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As somebody who voted no in the poll, I would rather bang Kate than those skinny runway models.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:48 AM   #580
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Holy shit. Who knew there could be 110 pro anorexia tips?

That's a lot of different ways to say "Don't eat."
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:05 PM   #583
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Considering she was dating Sanchez, it's an obvious upgrade.
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She probably writes in overly cursive handwriting and dots her "i" with hearts.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:11 PM   #591
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Seems like an older pic he did of her even if it is new. She's done that type of photo before though, so meh.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:15 PM   #592
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Yeah, what I heard is that these were outtakes/not previously released but were from older sessions.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:27 PM   #593
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