Survivor FOFC: Collossal Squid Thread - Page 11

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:38 PM

I don't have much time.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:38 PM

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:39 PM

I also don't know many movie quotes

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:39 PM

which seems to be the thing to post now.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:40 PM

"Here's looking at you kid", that's like the only one I know.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:40 PM

I HEART BEE

Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there.
Will: I used to go with the wrench.
Sean: The wrench, why?
Will: 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:40 PM

Bee, what are you doing? They'll catch up on their own. Don't betray the click me thread.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:41 PM

and "I'll be back" that's another one.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:41 PM

The reason he hangs around with those "gorillas," as you called them, is because anyone of those "gorillas" would take a baseball bat to your head anyday. It's called loyalty.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
Bee, what are you doing? They'll catch up on their own. Don't betray the click me thread.

heh. the other thread got boring.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:41 PM

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:42 PM

Besides, I'm not very loyal.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:43 PM

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?

You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say.

Your move, chief.

Bee · 08-22-2003, 05:44 PM

Man, shorty's typing a lot.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:45 PM

IMDB typed a lot. I have just mastered the art of copy and pasting the big stuff.

What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes.

Coffee Warlord · 08-22-2003, 05:49 PM

Hi bee

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 05:49 PM

Shorty and I both were raiding IMDB - If I could remember all those quotes, my head would have exploded.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:50 PM

Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo

Coffee Warlord · 08-22-2003, 05:51 PM

There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find, the Master.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:52 PM

Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger!!!
Chuckie: Will you shut the fuck up, I know what you ordered, I was there
Morgan: So give me my fucking sandwich.
Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich, I bought it, hey Morgan how much money you got on you?
Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, there you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program, everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich
Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole?
Chuckie: What am I?, sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit, like how you got your couch, payment plans, remember how your mother brought in $10 for a year and she finally got her couch Rent- A-Center Style?
Morgan: Can I have my food now please??
Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!!!

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:52 PM

Anyone else notice that my last post in the other thread was the 666th post?

Coffee Warlord · 08-22-2003, 05:52 PM

Hey brad.

Coffee Warlord · 08-22-2003, 05:53 PM

Dola addendum: That is the first time I've ever heybrad'd heybrad. Now I feel complete. It will not happen again.

korme · 08-22-2003, 05:54 PM

heybrad, stopbrad in the other thread man.

Last one before I go:

I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 05:57 PM

I'm leaving the other thread at 666.

MrBug708 · 08-22-2003, 06:12 PM

Good choice

korme · 08-22-2003, 06:14 PM

one last hurrah bye boyz

KWhit · 08-22-2003, 08:18 PM

I left and you guys are like 160 posts behind now.

Slackers.

KWhit · 08-22-2003, 08:22 PM

You guys seriously suck, you know that?

KWhit · 08-22-2003, 08:24 PM

You guys a re gonna lose.

mckerney · 08-22-2003, 09:18 PM

tucker342 · 08-22-2003, 09:49 PM

lets go people

mckerney · 08-22-2003, 10:14 PM

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:20 AM

Travelling swallowing Dramamine
Feeling spaced breathing out listerine
I'd said what I'd said that I'd tell ya
And that you'd killed the better part of me
If you could just milk it for everything
I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean
But I still can't focus on anything
We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
Travelling swallowing dramamine
Look at your face like you're killed in a dream
And you think you've figured out everything
I think I know my geometry pretty damn well
You say what you need so you'll get more
If you could just milk it for everything
I've said what I said and you know what I mean
But I can't still focus on anything

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:36 AM

Ready mckerney?

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:41 AM

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:46 AM

I knew I could count on you.

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:48 AM

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb...c&f=1&t=014745

HER: lol
HER: stop it
HER: so when are you taking me out ?

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:55 AM

you funny guy..

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:56 AM

horns: It would certainly help if I knew your name.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:57 AM

I miss that guy...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:58 AM

HER: Duh
HER: yours to

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:58 AM

...wait, no I don't.

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 01:59 AM

horns: Since I am in charge you go first.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 01:59 AM

I'm listening... go on.

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:01 AM

HER: HerRealName

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:01 AM

more please...

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:02 AM

horns: Thanks, HerRealName. Not for the name, but for finally realizing I am in charge.

Swaggs · 08-23-2003, 02:03 AM

good. good.

mckerney · 08-23-2003, 02:03 AM

HER: lol
HER: thats fine with me

08-22-2003, 05:40 PM	#507
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Bee, what are you doing? They'll catch up on their own. Don't betray the click me thread. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:43 PM	#513
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief. Last edited by korme : 08-22-2003 at 05:44 PM.

08-22-2003, 05:49 PM	#517
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Shorty and I both were raiding IMDB - If I could remember all those quotes, my head would have exploded. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 05:51 PM	#519
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find, the Master. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 08-22-2003 at 05:51 PM.

08-22-2003, 08:18 PM	#528
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I left and you guys are like 160 posts behind now. Slackers. Last edited by KWhit : 08-22-2003 at 08:23 PM.

08-22-2003, 05:38 PM	#501
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I don't have much time.

08-22-2003, 05:38 PM	#502
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA

08-22-2003, 05:39 PM	#503
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I also don't know many movie quotes

08-22-2003, 05:39 PM	#504
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	which seems to be the thing to post now.

08-22-2003, 05:40 PM	#505
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	"Here's looking at you kid", that's like the only one I know.

08-22-2003, 05:40 PM	#506
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I HEART BEE Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose." Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there. Will: I used to go with the wrench. Sean: The wrench, why? Will: 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

08-22-2003, 05:41 PM	#508
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	and "I'll be back" that's another one.

08-22-2003, 05:41 PM	#509
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	The reason he hangs around with those "gorillas," as you called them, is because anyone of those "gorillas" would take a baseball bat to your head anyday. It's called loyalty.

08-22-2003, 05:41 PM	#511
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

08-22-2003, 05:42 PM	#512
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Besides, I'm not very loyal.

08-22-2003, 05:44 PM	#514
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Man, shorty's typing a lot.

08-22-2003, 05:45 PM	#515
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	IMDB typed a lot. I have just mastered the art of copy and pasting the big stuff. What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes.

08-22-2003, 05:49 PM	#516
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Hi bee

08-22-2003, 05:50 PM	#518
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Now no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo

08-22-2003, 05:52 PM	#520
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger!!! Chuckie: Will you shut the fuck up, I know what you ordered, I was there Morgan: So give me my fucking sandwich. Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich, I bought it, hey Morgan how much money you got on you? Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick. Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, there you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program, everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole? Chuckie: What am I?, sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit, like how you got your couch, payment plans, remember how your mother brought in $10 for a year and she finally got her couch Rent- A-Center Style? Morgan: Can I have my food now please?? Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!!!

08-22-2003, 05:52 PM	#521
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Anyone else notice that my last post in the other thread was the 666th post?

08-22-2003, 05:52 PM	#522
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Hey brad.

08-22-2003, 05:53 PM	#523
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Dola addendum: That is the first time I've ever heybrad'd heybrad. Now I feel complete. It will not happen again.

08-22-2003, 05:54 PM	#524
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	heybrad, stopbrad in the other thread man. Last one before I go: I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

08-22-2003, 05:57 PM	#525
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I'm leaving the other thread at 666.

08-22-2003, 06:12 PM	#526
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Good choice

08-22-2003, 06:14 PM	#527
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	one last hurrah bye boyz

08-22-2003, 08:22 PM	#529
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	You guys seriously suck, you know that?

08-22-2003, 08:24 PM	#530
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	You guys a re gonna lose.

08-22-2003, 09:18 PM	#531
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

08-22-2003, 09:49 PM	#532
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	lets go people

08-22-2003, 10:14 PM	#533
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

08-23-2003, 01:20 AM	#534
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Travelling swallowing Dramamine Feeling spaced breathing out listerine I'd said what I'd said that I'd tell ya And that you'd killed the better part of me If you could just milk it for everything I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean But I still can't focus on anything We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves Travelling swallowing dramamine Look at your face like you're killed in a dream And you think you've figured out everything I think I know my geometry pretty damn well You say what you need so you'll get more If you could just milk it for everything I've said what I said and you know what I mean But I can't still focus on anything

08-23-2003, 01:36 AM	#535
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Ready mckerney? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2003, 01:41 AM	#536
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	yes!