Survivor FOFC: Solecismic Thread - Page 11

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:26 PM

LOL...

He tries so hard...

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:26 PM

Shorty - you're attempt at a clever forced dola will continue to fail since I'm not a member of this tribe and I can post forever.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:27 PM

Hurrah for Johnny!

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:28 PM

victory will be ours.

what do you think about that, JeeberD?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:30 PM

shorty - you cannot defeat the solecismic tribe - you might want to talk to stkelly about switching sides.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:30 PM

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:30 PM

Hopefully he'll know. Have you PM'd him about that?

I feel sorry for stkelly. Having to search through both threads looking for illegal dolas or illegal posters...

Edit:

The Princess Bride rocks...

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:31 PM

Have fun stormin' da castle!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:31 PM

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:31 PM

whats that VPI?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:32 PM

WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:32 PM

No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:32 PM

I don't want to go back to work. I want to sit here and post all night...

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:32 PM

Mawage! Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:33 PM

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:33 PM

huh Jeeber?

bbor · 08-22-2003, 04:34 PM

Threadkill

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:34 PM

Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world!?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:34 PM

Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:35 PM

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:35 PM

It is not only possible, it is essential.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
Threadkill

I heart bbor!

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:35 PM

fuck off Galt!!!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:35 PM

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
fuck off Galt!!!

I think I've gotten Shorty mad.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:36 PM

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:36 PM

Excellent...

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:37 PM

the next time i'm in town

we will kiss girl.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:37 PM

girl = Johnny Galt

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:38 PM

Vote off the Colostomy Squids!!!

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:39 PM

whats that mean VPI

TELL ME QUICKLY BEFORE POSTY MCPOSTER AKA JOHN GALT REPLIES

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:39 PM

Shorty = drunk flasher

Eidt: Let me change the

to a

...

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:40 PM

we've grown older but we're still young!

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:41 PM

We get older but they stay the same age...

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:42 PM

please dola

i'll give you an imaginary dollar

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:43 PM

I want one!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
girl = Johnny Galt

Is that really the best you could come up with?

No wonder your tribe is doomed - it is just a matter of natural selection.

Buzzbee · 08-22-2003, 04:45 PM

Check out the newest member:

Ol' SkyDog.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:45 PM

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:45 PM

I heart Darwin...

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:46 PM

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:46 PM

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Galt
Is that really the best you could come up with?

No wonder your tribe is doomed - it is just a matter of natural selection.

I wasn't calling you a girl to make fun of you. Look at the post above, the song goes 'we will kiss girl'. So I was just saying I'm talking to you.

Man did that go over your head or what

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:47 PM

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

JeeberD · 08-22-2003, 04:47 PM

I'm off to work again. Blech...

Keep up the good work, VPI and John. I'll be back as soon as I can!

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I wasn't calling you a girl to make fun of you. Look at the post above, the song goes 'we will kiss girl'. So I was just saying I'm talking to you.

Man did that go over your head or what

I saw the post above, but I thought only Marmel proclaimed his desire to kiss me.

korme · 08-22-2003, 04:48 PM

Galt, come quote FightClub in the REAL survivor thread.

Do the cookie dough one that Marmel is oh, so fond of.

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:48 PM

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

John Galt · 08-22-2003, 04:48 PM

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

heybrad · 08-22-2003, 04:49 PM

Are you still at work Galt?

08-22-2003, 04:26 PM	#501
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	LOL... He tries so hard... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:26 PM	#502
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Shorty - you're attempt at a clever forced dola will continue to fail since I'm not a member of this tribe and I can post forever. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:27 PM	#503
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hurrah for Johnny! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:30 PM	#505
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	shorty - you cannot defeat the solecismic tribe - you might want to talk to stkelly about switching sides. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:30 PM	#506
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me! __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:28 PM	#504
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	victory will be ours. what do you think about that, JeeberD?

08-22-2003, 04:30 PM	#507
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hopefully he'll know. Have you PM'd him about that? I feel sorry for stkelly. Having to search through both threads looking for illegal dolas or illegal posters... Edit: The Princess Bride rocks... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-22-2003 at 04:31 PM.

08-22-2003, 04:31 PM	#508
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Have fun stormin' da castle! __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:31 PM	#509
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:31 PM	#510
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	whats that VPI?

08-22-2003, 04:32 PM	#511
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:32 PM	#512
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:32 PM	#513
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I don't want to go back to work. I want to sit here and post all night... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:32 PM	#514
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Mawage! Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:33 PM	#515
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:33 PM	#516
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	huh Jeeber? Last edited by korme : 08-22-2003 at 04:33 PM.

08-22-2003, 04:34 PM	#517
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Threadkill __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

08-22-2003, 04:34 PM	#518
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world!? __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:34 PM	#519
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:35 PM	#520
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:35 PM	#521
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	It is not only possible, it is essential. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:35 PM	#523
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	fuck off Galt!!!

08-22-2003, 04:35 PM	#524
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:36 PM	#526
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

08-22-2003, 04:36 PM	#527
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Excellent... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:37 PM	#528
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	the next time i'm in town we will kiss girl.

08-22-2003, 04:37 PM	#529
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	girl = Johnny Galt

08-22-2003, 04:38 PM	#530
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Vote off the Colostomy Squids!!! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:39 PM	#531
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	whats that mean VPI TELL ME QUICKLY BEFORE POSTY MCPOSTER AKA JOHN GALT REPLIES

08-22-2003, 04:39 PM	#532
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Shorty = drunk flasher Eidt: Let me change the to a ... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-22-2003 at 04:40 PM.

08-22-2003, 04:40 PM	#533
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	we've grown older but we're still young!

08-22-2003, 04:41 PM	#534
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	We get older but they stay the same age... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:42 PM	#535
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	please dola i'll give you an imaginary dollar

08-22-2003, 04:43 PM	#536
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I want one! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-22-2003, 04:45 PM	#538
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Check out the newest member: Ol' SkyDog. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz