07-16-2011, 06:36 PM | #501 |
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07-16-2011, 08:49 PM | #502 |
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07-16-2011, 08:50 PM | #503 | |
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So she's unemployed with a 4-year old, wants an expensive wedding (whatever her idea of expensive is), is appealing her SS disability rejection (what's her disability?), but is a hero for rejecting welfare? What does her ever-so lucky future husband do? Last edited by Galaxy : 07-16-2011 at 08:51 PM. |
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07-16-2011, 08:58 PM | #504 |
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Probably collects SSI.
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07-16-2011, 10:15 PM | #505 | |
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No idea what the future husband does. It's odd because as recent as a few months ago, posts were about needing to be loved, etc. Now she's engaged. Disability, again no idea. But yes I do love that she's such a martyr, she's foregoing welfare...but will accept PayPal donations to a wedding.
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07-16-2011, 10:19 PM | #506 | |
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I would be worried about taking care of my 4-year-old first before any wedding, but that just may be silly talk. |
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07-22-2011, 09:37 AM | #507 | |||
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From the perennial hopeless romantic:
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07-22-2011, 10:26 AM | #508 |
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"To squash all rumors cause I'm sick of hearing it. IM NOT ON ANY FORM OF STEROIDS! Girls:sorry I'm bigger then your bf. dudes:sorry your not dedicated enough ....I workout 2hours a day 5days a weeks since I was 17 I'm now 25 ....p.s. I'm playing one more year of semi pro football so I'm not big for no reason."
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07-22-2011, 10:43 AM | #509 |
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"to the end of an era... the russians may have lost the cold war, but slow and steady won the space race, thats for sure"
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07-22-2011, 11:53 AM | #510 |
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lol wat
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07-22-2011, 11:57 AM | #511 |
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I've read that in the comments section of an article. Sending a space shuttle to space over-and-over for 30 years doesn't mean a "space race". |
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I wonder if people who donated to the humble wedding can get refunds?
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07-23-2011, 10:28 AM | #514 | |||
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All three of these were posted by an aunt of mine (only met her a handful of times). Apparently she is ending a relationship? Marriage maybe? The thing that strikes me odd about this is that my aunt is almost 60. You don't see a lot of facebook drama from the grandmas. |
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07-23-2011, 02:39 PM | #515 | |
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07-23-2011, 10:58 PM | #516 |
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"Some people need to get their priorities straight when it comes to their kids and the scum you live with!!!!! You know who you are!!!! tIME TO FINALLY STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND BE A MAN!!!!!!!!"
Someone follows up saying that they need to go to South Beach after the new year for one of their birthdays: "OUNT ME IN!!!! SOUNDS LIKE JUST WHAT I NEED!!!!" "OH BY THE WAY WHERE IS SOUTH BEACH??? LOL" A friend responds: OMG - get a map (or google!) hint...it's South and near a beach! She responds: "In what state".... (Someone responds with the answer of Florida.) She closes it out with: "south beach in feb sound wonderful!!!" Last edited by Galaxy : 07-23-2011 at 11:16 PM. |
07-23-2011, 11:04 PM | #517 |
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This is a pet peeve of mine. "You know who you are!" Passive aggressive facebook statuses complaining about someone that you know is going to read it? Great ...
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07-23-2011, 11:06 PM | #518 |
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07-23-2011, 11:10 PM | #519 |
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*Dola* She has two kids.
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07-25-2011, 08:33 AM | #520 |
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It's great that people love their kids, but are constant Facebook status updates about how your kids are your life and how you couldn't live without them necessary? I mean really, I'm not bashing the person that says something like that here and there. But every fucking day?
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07-25-2011, 12:41 PM | #521 | |
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A old buddy of mine who I played football with in H.S.
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07-25-2011, 12:54 PM | #522 |
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I did. seriously lol. at this. one. Even. thought I had. no idea. what he was. saying. |
07-25-2011, 01:26 PM | #523 |
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am just saying
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07-25-2011, 01:29 PM | #524 |
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07-25-2011, 02:20 PM | #525 | |
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07-30-2011, 12:46 PM | #526 |
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So how bout when ur at a video store looking at A MOVIE on the shelf and someone ducks down in front of u and says " Excuse me " as they are grabbing the movie YOU WERE LOOKING AT & IT'S THE LAST ONE!
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07-31-2011, 01:12 AM | #527 |
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Inside jokes are funny when you you get it.
Inside jokes are not so funny when you aren't in on it. Inside jokes said 20 times a day on facebook for over a week.....I will stab in the face the next time I see you. (Yeah, we get it. There's some hilariously awesome story between you a few other friends. You don't need to make comments about a few dozens times a day for the rest of your life, nor do you need to, when one of your friends makes a comment about it, respond "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SO FUNNYY!!!!!!!!" to every single fucking one of them!) I think 99% of my facebook updates are people saying how great their life is post getting dumped, people making references to funny events with "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!" responses, people bitching about how their life sucks because they were slightly inconvenienced and baby/wedding pictures. I think I'm about done with Facebook. Last edited by sabotai : 07-31-2011 at 01:13 AM. |
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07-31-2011, 01:23 AM | #529 |
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Sportsdigg was like that a week ago.
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07-31-2011, 07:23 AM | #530 |
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07-31-2011, 08:46 AM | #531 |
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jbmagic, amirite??!!
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07-31-2011, 11:04 AM | #532 |
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Kirby Puckett!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-31-2011, 11:50 AM | #533 | |
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07-31-2011, 02:03 PM | #534 | |
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Sounds more like a problem with your friends list than with Facebook. That a pretty different ratio than my wall gets, even if you leave out: 1) Game related stuff 2) Posts from Pages rather than people I'd say mine is probably split fairly evenly between: kids/grandkids related pics & stories, random oddball statuses, reasonably funny thoughts/ observations/quotes/jokes, miscellaneous linkage to a wide range of stuff, YouTube links, political stuff, prayer requests, birth/death info, travel pics & stories. Sports is surprisingly underrepresented but then again, it ain't college football season. Y'know, with the exception of work-related topics that I largely avoid on FB, that sounds an awful lot like a similar split to the topics of conversation I have in real life. Seems like that's how FB ought to work, isn't it?
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08-01-2011, 12:08 PM | #535 |
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DIZZY,LITE HEADED'SWETING,FILLED POOL WITH AIR SPRAYED WITH SOAP STILL CANT FIND LEAK ON BOTTEM RING
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08-02-2011, 07:56 PM | #536 |
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WHERE IS THE PUDDING?
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I have a cousin who posts some pretty strange stuff on Facebook. I haven't seen her in years, but she found me on Facebook a few weeks ago and sent a friend request. I'm glad she did, because now I get savory goodness like the following:
Gavalston here I come with all my might lawd dat sleep gone wip on me shortly maybe not I'm the ionic robotic short for super woman@LOL Thank u God for the Power Nap it was well needed.Im great now dam daqurie sound good Dan a MF and I don't feel like moving what u say Dee a blu 2 yep dats my gi Like my baby say I'm on my way to mal mart I'm like Twitter do I have any followers@kmsl Happy HBD KEISHA!!! And may God Bless U To C many more. Now that's out the way Fuck U Dam last night I cracked my phone taking my boys for a ride and then they fell to sleep on me Cingular to help is needed with honors Did this child say come on momma press the horn cause we bout to go lord he get that from his momma Wait a minute do this 3yr old have boxers on with no underwear he gone thank me later to young to have baggy nuts (Thanks Mom) Speak it Three glad some black men still got a head in the right direction and for those who miss the memo trust me,u lost
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08-02-2011, 10:44 PM | #538 |
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A friend of mine would always respond "I just did a peepee" when he saw something he considered "way too serious for Facebook" or if someone put song lyrics as their update.
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08-02-2011, 11:25 PM | #539 | |
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08-03-2011, 08:26 AM | #540 |
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Is this the cousin you wanted to vote for as President? I can see why.
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08-03-2011, 08:45 AM | #541 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I joined FB in 2009, primarily because my 20 year reunion was coming up and it was the easiest way to get info and be connected to all of those people as it was being planned and shortly thereafter. But once that came and went, I found myself rarely posting anything, and only checking updates from my phone occasionally, when I was bored. The problem with FB, I think, is that for a lot of people, they can't really be themselves because your whole world is inter-connected. Your family, friends, co-workers, high school sweetheart, wife, etc. - they're all seeing everything. It's the "Independent George" factor that has turned me off of FB. I feel much more free to joke around and stuff on a message board, where my identity is somewhat protected and the circle of people I interact with is basically cut-off from the "real world." FB is the real world. And that sucks. And FB is useless for good information. It's basically everyday people dumping their problems or touting their happy moments in a stream of consciousness. Big deal. I enjoy twitter so much more, even though I've never tweeted, because I choose a bunch of sports, music, and comedy people to follow, and I get real information and entertainment out of it. Twitter has almost entirely replaced the internet as a way of getting sports and music news.
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Again, that must go back to the composition of friend's lists. I probably see a useful nugget or two everyday that I would have missed otherwise (and I'm a news junkie where the net is concerned).
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08-03-2011, 09:09 AM | #543 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I guess. The only real "news" items I see are a few political/ironic posts of news articles dealing with world events I am mostly aware of already (without the personal comment of my "friend') and a few funny news stories. As far as more local "news," there isn't much of that, or at least, not the kind I care about. It's certainly not the place for breaking news I don't already know about. Occasionally by someone's comment I'll hear about something in sports or music I didn't know, but 98% of the time, I already got that info on Twitter.
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08-03-2011, 12:36 PM | #545 |
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I wish I could hire stevew to translate everything my cousin says on Facebook, because I think he's the only person here who's straight gangsta enough to comprehend her.
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08-03-2011, 12:41 PM | #546 |
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What are saggy nuts? I know you can get nuts in sack. Was it perhaps a typo?
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08-03-2011, 12:43 PM | #547 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I follow most of the main baseball and football reporters, some musicians, some comedians, and some random funny characters. And that's it. I don't actually know a single person on my twitter list, and I've never tweeted. I just use it for information and smart-ass or bizarre/funny comments.
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08-03-2011, 01:21 PM | #548 | |
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08-04-2011, 11:15 PM | #549 |
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Well this ought to make for a fun clusterfuck if they roll it out completely. Basically your posts/comments in a group that you're a member of is appearing on the walls of everyone on your friends list (whether they're a member of the group or not).
You know you're from Facebook if ... - CNN.com
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"Happy HBD KEISHA!!! And may God Bless U To C many more. Now that's out the way Fuck U"
That's my favorite one. Reminds me of my old middle school that use to sell "OJ Juice" in the cafeteria. I would always ask who this OJ person was, and why we were being offered his juice.
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